NC CYOA: What happened to Fred after the CYOA in NC?

FXGlobal · 11-09-2006, 08:27 PM

Just came up with the idea.

Fred finally got the pizza and Bill was nowhere to be found. Fred gave up on finding Bill and Fred then...

A. Ate the pizza.
B. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
C. Went back home to eat the pizza.
D. Did something retarded.
E. Forgot about the pizza and went home to call Jill. Hobos and Mario eat the pizza.
F. !!!OCSID OCSID OCSID

**Valigarmander** · 11-09-2006, 08:39 PM

E.

He dials Jill's number. It's ringing omg! "Hey baby," Fred says in his deep, sexy Spanyardish voice. "What are you doing this afternoon?"

Jill decides...

A. she is going to the mall later and will tell Fred just that.
B. she is going to the mall later and will lie and tell Fred something else.
C. to tell Fred that he's a loser.
D. to tell Fred that she used to be a man.
E. hang up.

FXGlobal · 11-10-2006, 09:49 PM

E. Hang up.

Fred, being refused for like, the 100 millionth time, decides to...

A. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
B. Get on VGF.
C. Hail Shane.
D. do nothing.
E. DEATHRAY!!!
E v2. RAY OF DEATH!!!
E v3. DEATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!!!
F. find Bill.
G. trick Jay into playing "Mario is Missing".
H. Call Jill again.
I. play video games.
J. do something stupid.

**Valigarmander** · 11-10-2006, 09:56 PM

F. Find Bill.

To do so, he would...

A. drive a car.
B. fly a plane.
C. blow random buildings up.
D. blow random people up.
E. blow random Shane up.

FXGlobal · 11-11-2006, 12:14 PM

F. hijack a plane and fly it.

But, FRED DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO!!! Fred is certainly doomed, so he...

A. Keeps on flying the plane.
B. finds a parachute and jumps out.
C. finds Kirby sleeping, so he Deathrays Kirby, but it also hits the plane making things ultimately worse
D. uses Kirby as the parachute.
E. just jumps out.

**Valigarmander** · 11-11-2006, 12:27 PM

C.

"Oh teh noes!" Fred cries in his sexy male Spanyardish voice. "What shall I do?" He grabs ahold of the plane's controls but is unable to fly the plane, which quickly turns into a ball of fire spinning out of control and headed straight for

A. the Mushroom Kingdom.
B. his house.
C. Bill's house.
D. Pop Star.
E. yo momma.

FXGlobal · 11-12-2006, 09:27 PM

B.

FX looks at his compy screen "Isn't Fred's and Bill's house the same place?"

Anyway, it was headed towards his house, OH TEH NOES, but suddenly... nothing happened. Fred jumped out just in time to witness his house (and his magazine collection) explode in a ball of flame. So, Fred...
A. looks precisely 99.9254 degrees to his right and sees Bill.
B. Goes to the pizza place.
C. Enemy slime appeared!
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
E. ۩

**Valigarmander** · 11-13-2006, 06:23 PM

A.

"Then Bill and Fred must be GAY!" Valigarmander cries at his computer monitor.

"Hey, baby," Fred says to Bill in his hot, sexy Spanyardish accent. Bill replies, "I am just doing fine, my friend." "Well, what do you want to do, my sex-muffin?"

Bill...

A. calls Fred a creep and slaps him.
B. begins doing something inappropriate with Fred.
C. walks away slowly.
D. plays SSBB.
E. kills Kenny.

FXGlobal · 11-13-2006, 06:51 PM

A.

"... Not what I meant, I mean, GEEZ, they were in the same house in the CYOA in NC!" FX said. "Oh, and Bill is on a flying carpet, remember?"

Bill realizes that Fred has gone creepy again and slaps him. "Ew. Maybe I should just freeze you. EXTRA MOVE!!" But, it was off and it hit Silence, again, and caused a time paradox. "Bill, I was being sarcastic. Only because Valigarmander made me--" But suddenly the ground shook. OH TEH NOES IT WAS... THE POSERNATOR!! OH TEH NOES!!! Bill and Fred...

A. Quickly run away.
B. Get

C. Do nothing.
D. jump out of your computer screen and beat you up.
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

**Valigarmander** · 11-13-2006, 09:36 PM

D.

"WTF?" Valigarmander screeched as the tiny sprites of Bill and Fred hopped out of the monitor and began to attack!

But Val ate them. Yum.

Deep within the bowels of a semi-retarded, clinically depressed computer junkie, Bill and Fred...

A. made out.
B. killed each other.
C. attempted to blast their way out.
D. get sucked down into the intestines. OH TEH NOES!
E. find themselves face-to-face with a giant tapeworm.
F. get devoured by stomach acids.

FXGlobal · 11-13-2006, 10:18 PM

C.

But, to no avail. So, they...

A. randomly combust.
B. Suddenly get warped back into the computer, along with you, and get out of you.
C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
D. absolutely nothing!
E. Oh teh noes lol.
F. summon the Posernator to come out of the computer.

**Valigarmander** · 11-13-2006, 10:23 PM

C, for once.

They discoed like there was no tomorrow. It wasn't long, however, before they discovered...

A. that they were still inside Val.
B. that they were running low on Mana.
C. that FX and Valigarmander were the only two keeping the thread alive.
D. that God does exist, but he's a racist white man.
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!

FXGlobal · 11-13-2006, 10:32 PM

E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!(!!)

So, they discoed(?) again. Then they...
A. Hey! I didn't tell you to stop the music!
B. play Guitar Hero 2 on their PS3 that they had conveniently brought with them. They find a mini-TV, too!
C. Somehow get out.
D. do nothing constructive.
E. enemy Stomach Acid appeared!

Frumie · 11-14-2006, 01:32 PM

C.

Vag goes to the bathroom. Fred and Bill are crapped out. But then...

A. They get flushed down the toilet.
B. Another crap appeared.
C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!
D. All the freaking above.

**Valigarmander** · 11-14-2006, 06:33 PM

D.

Bill and Fred are flushed down into the abyss, swirling down a vortex of corn nuts and M&Ms, all the while discoing their asses off.

Bill and Fred...

A. die.
B. become Super Saiyans.
C. blast their way out just in time to kick Val's ass.
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

FXGlobal · 11-15-2006, 01:00 PM

E. C and D

They Disco themselves out of the toilet just in time to kick Val's ass (literally)

Val...
A. shoves them back in the computer.
B. starts crying in agony from the butt kicks for no reason, cuz it didn't hurt.
C. does A, but gets sucked in as well.
D. Gets

E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

Frumie · 11-15-2006, 05:01 PM

C.

Val shoves them up the computer, but gets inside as well.

Then...

A. They got attacked by goombas.
B. They got attacked by bunnies.
C. The computer exploded.
D. They accidentally ran into a wall of text.
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
F. All the freaking above.

**Valigarmander** · 11-15-2006, 06:31 PM

B.

"WTF!?" Valigarmander cried as he realized he was now a two-inch sprite.

Fred attacked using his deathrays, Bill used his extra attack, and Val attacked using his massive phallic... erm, sword, imbued with the power of the gods.

The battle was going in our heroes' favor, until...

A. a MEGA-SUPER EVIL BUNNY APPEARED!
B. Fred ran out of deathray juice.
C. Bill ran out of extra juice.
D. Val ran out of... erm, Val juice.
E. Fred and Bill smack Val for being so inappropriate.
F. All the freaking above.

FXGlobal · 11-16-2006, 08:15 PM

G. THE POSERNATOR APPEARED!!!

"POSERNATOR CRUSH!" Said the Posernator. "Were doomed, unless we can get

" Fred said.

They...
A. get

B. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
C. attack the Posernator furiously.
Q. realize that it was a prop and they were just in a comedy/action movie for some reason.
2. stand there.

**Valigarmander** · 11-16-2006, 10:40 PM

A.

They get

and Fred says, "Hey,

! We need your mad ice-picking skillz to kill the Posernator!"

At that point,

says...

A. "My name is

! And I have survived having prostate cancer"
B. "Screw you, I can make other friends."
C. "Not if I'm not paid."
D. "Not while Oprah's on."
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

11-09-2006, 08:27 PM	#1
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	NC CYOA: What happened to Fred after the CYOA in NC? Just came up with the idea. Fred finally got the pizza and Bill was nowhere to be found. Fred gave up on finding Bill and Fred then... A. Ate the pizza. B. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! C. Went back home to eat the pizza. D. Did something retarded. E. Forgot about the pizza and went home to call Jill. Hobos and Mario eat the pizza. F. !!!OCSID OCSID OCSID Last edited by FXGlobal; 11-11-2006 at 12:16 PM.

11-12-2006, 09:27 PM	#7
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	B. FX looks at his compy screen "Isn't Fred's and Bill's house the same place?" Anyway, it was headed towards his house, OH TEH NOES, but suddenly... nothing happened. Fred jumped out just in time to witness his house (and his magazine collection) explode in a ball of flame. So, Fred... A. looks precisely 99.9254 degrees to his right and sees Bill. B. Goes to the pizza place. C. Enemy slime appeared! D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! E. ۩ Last edited by FXGlobal; 11-13-2006 at 05:00 PM.

11-13-2006, 10:32 PM	#13
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!(!!) So, they discoed(?) again. Then they... A. Hey! I didn't tell you to stop the music! B. play Guitar Hero 2 on their PS3 that they had conveniently brought with them. They find a mini-TV, too! C. Somehow get out. D. do nothing constructive. E. enemy Stomach Acid appeared! Last edited by FXGlobal; 11-13-2006 at 10:38 PM.

11-09-2006, 08:39 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	E. He dials Jill's number. It's ringing omg! "Hey baby," Fred says in his deep, sexy Spanyardish voice. "What are you doing this afternoon?" Jill decides... A. she is going to the mall later and will tell Fred just that. B. she is going to the mall later and will lie and tell Fred something else. C. to tell Fred that he's a loser. D. to tell Fred that she used to be a man. E. hang up.

11-10-2006, 09:49 PM	#3
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	E. Hang up. Fred, being refused for like, the 100 millionth time, decides to... A. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! B. Get on VGF. C. Hail Shane. D. do nothing. E. DEATHRAY!!! E v2. RAY OF DEATH!!! E v3. DEATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!!! F. find Bill. G. trick Jay into playing "Mario is Missing". H. Call Jill again. I. play video games. J. do something stupid.

11-10-2006, 09:56 PM	#4
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	F. Find Bill. To do so, he would... A. drive a car. B. fly a plane. C. blow random buildings up. D. blow random people up. E. blow random Shane up.

11-11-2006, 12:14 PM	#5
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	F. hijack a plane and fly it. But, FRED DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO!!! Fred is certainly doomed, so he... A. Keeps on flying the plane. B. finds a parachute and jumps out. C. finds Kirby sleeping, so he Deathrays Kirby, but it also hits the plane making things ultimately worse D. uses Kirby as the parachute. E. just jumps out.

11-11-2006, 12:27 PM	#6
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	C. "Oh teh noes!" Fred cries in his sexy male Spanyardish voice. "What shall I do?" He grabs ahold of the plane's controls but is unable to fly the plane, which quickly turns into a ball of fire spinning out of control and headed straight for A. the Mushroom Kingdom. B. his house. C. Bill's house. D. Pop Star. E. yo momma.

11-13-2006, 06:23 PM	#8
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	A. "Then Bill and Fred must be GAY!" Valigarmander cries at his computer monitor. "Hey, baby," Fred says to Bill in his hot, sexy Spanyardish accent. Bill replies, "I am just doing fine, my friend." "Well, what do you want to do, my sex-muffin?" Bill... A. calls Fred a creep and slaps him. B. begins doing something inappropriate with Fred. C. walks away slowly. D. plays SSBB. E. kills Kenny.

11-13-2006, 06:51 PM	#9
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	A. "... Not what I meant, I mean, GEEZ, they were in the same house in the CYOA in NC!" FX said. "Oh, and Bill is on a flying carpet, remember?" Bill realizes that Fred has gone creepy again and slaps him. "Ew. Maybe I should just freeze you. EXTRA MOVE!!" But, it was off and it hit Silence, again, and caused a time paradox. "Bill, I was being sarcastic. Only because Valigarmander made me--" But suddenly the ground shook. OH TEH NOES IT WAS... THE POSERNATOR!! OH TEH NOES!!! Bill and Fred... A. Quickly run away. B. Get C. Do nothing. D. jump out of your computer screen and beat you up. E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

11-13-2006, 09:36 PM	#10
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	D. "WTF?" Valigarmander screeched as the tiny sprites of Bill and Fred hopped out of the monitor and began to attack! But Val ate them. Yum. Deep within the bowels of a semi-retarded, clinically depressed computer junkie, Bill and Fred... A. made out. B. killed each other. C. attempted to blast their way out. D. get sucked down into the intestines. OH TEH NOES! E. find themselves face-to-face with a giant tapeworm. F. get devoured by stomach acids.

11-13-2006, 10:18 PM	#11
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	C. But, to no avail. So, they... A. randomly combust. B. Suddenly get warped back into the computer, along with you, and get out of you. C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! D. absolutely nothing! E. Oh teh noes lol. F. summon the Posernator to come out of the computer.

11-13-2006, 10:23 PM	#12
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	C, for once. They discoed like there was no tomorrow. It wasn't long, however, before they discovered... A. that they were still inside Val. B. that they were running low on Mana. C. that FX and Valigarmander were the only two keeping the thread alive. D. that God does exist, but he's a racist white man. E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!

11-14-2006, 01:32 PM	#14
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	C. Vag goes to the bathroom. Fred and Bill are crapped out. But then... A. They get flushed down the toilet. B. Another crap appeared. C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!! D. All the freaking above.

11-14-2006, 06:33 PM	#15
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	D. Bill and Fred are flushed down into the abyss, swirling down a vortex of corn nuts and M&Ms, all the while discoing their asses off. Bill and Fred... A. die. B. become Super Saiyans. C. blast their way out just in time to kick Val's ass. D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

11-15-2006, 01:00 PM	#16
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	E. C and D They Disco themselves out of the toilet just in time to kick Val's ass (literally) Val... A. shoves them back in the computer. B. starts crying in agony from the butt kicks for no reason, cuz it didn't hurt. C. does A, but gets sucked in as well. D. Gets E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

11-15-2006, 05:01 PM	#17
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	C. Val shoves them up the computer, but gets inside as well. Then... A. They got attacked by goombas. B. They got attacked by bunnies. C. The computer exploded. D. They accidentally ran into a wall of text. E. DISCO DISCO DISCO! F. All the freaking above.

11-15-2006, 06:31 PM	#18
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	B. "WTF!?" Valigarmander cried as he realized he was now a two-inch sprite. Fred attacked using his deathrays, Bill used his extra attack, and Val attacked using his massive phallic... erm, sword, imbued with the power of the gods. The battle was going in our heroes' favor, until... A. a MEGA-SUPER EVIL BUNNY APPEARED! B. Fred ran out of deathray juice. C. Bill ran out of extra juice. D. Val ran out of... erm, Val juice. E. Fred and Bill smack Val for being so inappropriate. F. All the freaking above.

11-16-2006, 08:15 PM	#19
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	G. THE POSERNATOR APPEARED!!! "POSERNATOR CRUSH!" Said the Posernator. "Were doomed, unless we can get " Fred said. They... A. get B. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! C. attack the Posernator furiously. Q. realize that it was a prop and they were just in a comedy/action movie for some reason. 2. stand there.

11-16-2006, 10:40 PM	#20
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	A. They get and Fred says, "Hey, ! We need your mad ice-picking skillz to kill the Posernator!" At that point, says... A. "My name is ! And I have survived having prostate cancer" B. "Screw you, I can make other friends." C. "Not if I'm not paid." D. "Not while Oprah's on." E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!