Random idea I had

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-09-2006, 08:48 PM

I had a completely random idea. If this isn’t allowed here, please lock it, Tikal or Bandit.
Basically, we start out with a short paragraph that ends abruptly and the next person finishes it and writes a completely new one.

For example:

As he heard creaking noises coming from the bottom of the stairs, he lit a candle and left his bed. When he reached the door, he turned the knob quietly and carefully and then slowly opened the door. The noises became closer, as if they were moving towards him. He held the candle in front of him shaking and quivering, and suddenly he saw…

Could be answered with anything. A ghost, Jesus, saeed, a cloud, whatever. (Just try to make it longer than one word)

Since I used every single answer that would have been any good, I'll start a new one.

Edit: Forget the idea; we're just doing a normal OG now.

Ho Chi Minh went to Donald's because he was getting hungry. He ordered a Big Mac and fries with a Diet Coca Cola. After finishing the fries, he was about to take a bite out of it when he found something shocking in it. It was...

**Valigarmander** · 11-09-2006, 10:40 PM

...a family of ants.

"Please don't eat us!" the tiny ant father cried in a pathetic voice. Ho Chi Minh was hungry, and didn't give a crap. He ate the whole thing in a single bite, ants and all. "That was tasty! Now for a leisurly job around the neighborhood." He did just that. But as he began his running he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his gut. He groaned and fell to the ground, his hands at his belly. Suddenly...

Frumie · 11-09-2006, 10:55 PM

...the ants starts eating him from the inside! Ho Chi needed assistance, so he went to...

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-09-2006, 11:00 PM

Eh, this wasn't really what I meant, but oh well.
...Mao Zedong. Mao was bored so he threw him into a tree.
Mao was still bored so he decided to torture his prisoners.
Then he...

**Valigarmander** · 11-10-2006, 12:40 PM

...ate the Rock. Not the wrestler, but Alcatraz.

His body quickly absorbed the island and he became several stories tall, made out of stone, and grew an extra...

Frumie · 11-10-2006, 01:58 PM

...butt. So he went to Tokyo and...

**Valigarmander** · 11-10-2006, 04:01 PM

...fought King Ghidorah. But King Ghidorah kicks so much ass that he kicks Mao's ass. Suddenly, Japan comes under attack by a giant...

Frumie · 11-10-2006, 05:33 PM

...Cucumber?! But it wasn't just a cucumber. it was Larry the Cucumber! He then telled extremely religious tales through a giant megaphone. But then Mao...

**Valigarmander** · 11-10-2006, 06:21 PM

...killed the cucumber because religion pisses him off.

"It pisses me off too!" Valigarmander screamed at his computer monitor.

Mao then decided that his time could be better spent taking part in his favorite pasttime, which happened to be...

FXGlobal · 02-06-2007, 07:28 PM

... talking to friends on his cell phone. He called...

Rainbow Dash · 02-07-2007, 02:59 PM

That's not a paragraph.

lern2english

Luigiman7 · 04-04-2007, 10:36 PM

...george bush. when geore picked up, Mao said, " f*ck u! " and hung up.
he reanized that he had broken the law, so he cloned himself. the original died, because he got shot. the new Mao changed his name to...

11-09-2006, 08:48 PM	#1
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	Random idea I had I had a completely random idea. If this isn’t allowed here, please lock it, Tikal or Bandit. Basically, we start out with a short paragraph that ends abruptly and the next person finishes it and writes a completely new one. For example: As he heard creaking noises coming from the bottom of the stairs, he lit a candle and left his bed. When he reached the door, he turned the knob quietly and carefully and then slowly opened the door. The noises became closer, as if they were moving towards him. He held the candle in front of him shaking and quivering, and suddenly he saw… Could be answered with anything. A ghost, Jesus, saeed, a cloud, whatever. (Just try to make it longer than one word) Since I used every single answer that would have been any good, I'll start a new one. Edit: Forget the idea; we're just doing a normal OG now. Ho Chi Minh went to Donald's because he was getting hungry. He ordered a Big Mac and fries with a Diet Coca Cola. After finishing the fries, he was about to take a bite out of it when he found something shocking in it. It was... Last edited by Mikhail Gorbachev; 11-10-2006 at 03:09 PM.

11-09-2006, 10:40 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	...a family of ants. "Please don't eat us!" the tiny ant father cried in a pathetic voice. Ho Chi Minh was hungry, and didn't give a crap. He ate the whole thing in a single bite, ants and all. "That was tasty! Now for a leisurly job around the neighborhood." He did just that. But as he began his running he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his gut. He groaned and fell to the ground, his hands at his belly. Suddenly...

11-09-2006, 10:55 PM	#3
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	...the ants starts eating him from the inside! Ho Chi needed assistance, so he went to...

11-09-2006, 11:00 PM	#4
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	Eh, this wasn't really what I meant, but oh well. ...Mao Zedong. Mao was bored so he threw him into a tree. Mao was still bored so he decided to torture his prisoners. Then he...

11-10-2006, 12:40 PM	#5
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	...ate the Rock. Not the wrestler, but Alcatraz. His body quickly absorbed the island and he became several stories tall, made out of stone, and grew an extra...

11-10-2006, 01:58 PM	#6
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	...butt. So he went to Tokyo and...

11-10-2006, 04:01 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	...fought King Ghidorah. But King Ghidorah kicks so much ass that he kicks Mao's ass. Suddenly, Japan comes under attack by a giant...

11-10-2006, 05:33 PM	#8
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	...Cucumber?! But it wasn't just a cucumber. it was Larry the Cucumber! He then telled extremely religious tales through a giant megaphone. But then Mao...

11-10-2006, 06:21 PM	#9
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	...killed the cucumber because religion pisses him off. "It pisses me off too!" Valigarmander screamed at his computer monitor. Mao then decided that his time could be better spent taking part in his favorite pasttime, which happened to be...

02-06-2007, 07:28 PM	#10
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	... talking to friends on his cell phone. He called...

02-07-2007, 02:59 PM	#11
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	That's not a paragraph. lern2english

04-04-2007, 10:36 PM	#12
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	...george bush. when geore picked up, Mao said, " f*ck u! " and hung up. he reanized that he had broken the law, so he cloned himself. the original died, because he got shot. the new Mao changed his name to...