VGF CYOA

**Valigarmander** · 12-20-2006, 12:33 PM

One day, Valigarmander was walking around VGF. Out of the blue, he bumped into...

A) Ace Mercury, who was carrying a big bag of gold
B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank
C) PixPeng, who was eating a cheeseburger
D) Bartman, who was crying to himself
E) Shane! Submit your will to Shane!

Mushi · 12-22-2006, 09:12 PM

B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank

"I'm gonna rob the bank and become the richest member in VGF! You can help me, but I can't guarantee I will share."

A. Help Chunky rob the bank

B. Tell Chunky about Ace's big ass bag of gold

C. Don't help Chunky rob the bank, but mug him and take the money after he's done robbing it

D. Report him

Rainbow Dash · 12-22-2006, 10:13 PM

B.

Chunky: Woo.

*Chunky pickpockets Ace*

*Zelda find theme!*

YOU GOT 1 MILLION POINTS

Chunky: Hoorj.

*Chunky continues to the bank*

A. He meets S1x, who is contemplating his next puzzle.
B. He successfully robs the bank
C. jpfr, who got off the island in Perspective OG
D. Waluigi, who got out of the Appropriate Day OG.
F. WIN

**Valigarmander** · 12-22-2006, 11:09 PM

B)

On his way out, he meets Valigarmander. "I know it's Christmas, and I know I'm supposed to be happy, but I'm not. In fact, I feel miserable."

Chunky finds a place in his heart for the babbling depressed kid and decides to

A) become his BFF!
B) put him out of his misery.
C) ignore him.
D) kick him in the portmanteau.

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 09:29 AM

B)
Then Irby comes and:
A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out.
B) Gets chased by Evil Cup Cakes
C) Gets ran over by a train and becomes a ghost.
D) Watches Valig get beaten up by Chunky, but gets bored and goes to a movie.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 12-23-2006, 11:33 AM

I am suing you. This is an inaccurate portrayal of me. I don't eat cheeseburgers.
A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out.
Valigarmander's lungs are ripped out forcefully by the Chulk.
In response to this, Irby
A) PMs HotD and reports Chunky
B) Runs away screaming
C) Attempts to avenge Valigarmander by killing Chunky
D) Does nothing

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 12:43 PM

C)
Then Snow Monster:
A) Eats people.
B) Eats yellow snow
C) Trys to stop Irby from killing Chunky
D) Goes and eats a cheesburger.

Frumie · 12-23-2006, 01:42 PM

C)

To stop Irby, ASM:
A. Eats Irby.
B. Kicks Irby where the sun doesn't shine.
C. Calls apon Godzilla to crush Irby.
D. Calls apon Gamera to crush Irby.
E. Calls apon himself to crush Irby.
F. Calls apon Frumious to crush Irby.
G. All of the above. (Recommended!)

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 01:59 PM

C)
Irby is flat but lives and he:
A) Kills Frumious with a spoon and a fork.
B) Kills ASM with a telephone.
C) Kills Chunky with a knife and a fork.
D) Kills everyone with a gun.

**Valigarmander** · 12-23-2006, 02:15 PM

D)

One of Valigarmander's clones walks up. "Hello!" Irby decides to...

A) make a new friend.
B) build a park with genetically engineered dinosaurs.
C) eat Valigarmander.
D) walk away.
E) skip away.

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 03:06 PM

B)
The dinosaurs run away and eat:
A) Pix
B) Bartman
C) Ace Mercury
D) Shane
E) Chunky

**Valigarmander** · 12-23-2006, 03:45 PM

D)

With noone to rule over VGF, the denizens hurriedly elect their new leader, who is...

A) Ace Mercury
B) Irby
C) WvW
D) Valigarmander
E) Chunky

Totally Kennerson · 12-23-2006, 03:48 PM

edit: Blast you, Valigarmander!!

B)

Lord Kenny walks up to Irby and says

a) "Hey! whats up?"
b) "Hey! Give me back my pizza!!"
c) "Hey! Your fat!"
d) "Hey! Have a million free points!"
e) "Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 03:52 PM

E)
Irby said that it was located in:
A) The dark swamps of MaguzaOhLoBotto
B) The Kingdom of Death and flaming and fanboyism know only as NSider.
C) The secret Town of Ass
D) Michael Jackson's apartment

Rainbow Dash · 12-23-2006, 04:08 PM

D.

Chunky walks up with a diamond crown on his head.

Chunky: Yay.

*Irby tries to steal the crown*

Chunky: Oh no you don't.

*Pirates, ninjas, ninjapirates, and pirateninjas come and kill Irby*

Chunky: Anyone else?

A. Everyone tries and gets killed
B. BREAKFAST CLUB
C. Valigarmander soils himself
D. BKAKGAUNFYEBG*IUNUEFNOIAFOUI!

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 04:22 PM

A)
Then Irby was revived and he:
A) Kills Chunky
B) Went to fight a dragon
C) Goes to a movie.

**Valigarmander** · 12-23-2006, 05:25 PM

B)

Valigarmander: Rar!

Valigarmander eats Irby. He then goes after Chunky. What happens next shocks the entire world.

A) Valigarmander eats Chunky.
B) Chunky eats Valigarmander.
C) Valigarmander and Chunky make up.
D) Valigarmander and Chunky make out.
E) Valigarmander runs away.

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 05:38 PM

D)
Then Irby gets revived again(stop killing me its annoying)and he:
A) Destroys the Legion of Bandits
B) Destroys the Legion of Pixelated Penguins
C) Destroys the Legion of RuneScapia
D) Destroys the Legion of Chunkiness

**Valigarmander** · 12-23-2006, 07:57 PM

D)

He dies in the process.

Valigarmander walks over to a vending machine. He decides to get...

A) chips
B) gum
C) candy
D) nothing
E) everything

Seeking Attention · 12-23-2006, 08:18 PM

D) Im serious stop killing my character!!
Irby comes back to life and:
A) Eats pie.
B) Drinks pop
C) Goes to a movie

12-20-2006, 12:33 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	VGF CYOA One day, Valigarmander was walking around VGF. Out of the blue, he bumped into... A) Ace Mercury, who was carrying a big bag of gold B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank C) PixPeng, who was eating a cheeseburger D) Bartman, who was crying to himself E) Shane! Submit your will to Shane!

12-22-2006, 09:12 PM	#2
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank "I'm gonna rob the bank and become the richest member in VGF! You can help me, but I can't guarantee I will share." A. Help Chunky rob the bank B. Tell Chunky about Ace's big ass bag of gold C. Don't help Chunky rob the bank, but mug him and take the money after he's done robbing it D. Report him __________________

12-22-2006, 10:13 PM	#3
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	B. Chunky: Woo. Chunky pickpockets Ace Zelda find theme! YOU GOT 1 MILLION POINTS Chunky: Hoorj. Chunky continues to the bank A. He meets S1x, who is contemplating his next puzzle. B. He successfully robs the bank C. jpfr, who got off the island in Perspective OG D. Waluigi, who got out of the Appropriate Day OG. F. WIN

12-22-2006, 11:09 PM	#4
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	B) On his way out, he meets Valigarmander. "I know it's Christmas, and I know I'm supposed to be happy, but I'm not. In fact, I feel miserable." Chunky finds a place in his heart for the babbling depressed kid and decides to A) become his BFF! B) put him out of his misery. C) ignore him. D) kick him in the portmanteau.

12-23-2006, 09:29 AM	#5
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	B) Then Irby comes and: A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out. B) Gets chased by Evil Cup Cakes C) Gets ran over by a train and becomes a ghost. D) Watches Valig get beaten up by Chunky, but gets bored and goes to a movie.

12-23-2006, 11:33 AM	#6
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	I am suing you. This is an inaccurate portrayal of me. I don't eat cheeseburgers. A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out. Valigarmander's lungs are ripped out forcefully by the Chulk. In response to this, Irby A) PMs HotD and reports Chunky B) Runs away screaming C) Attempts to avenge Valigarmander by killing Chunky D) Does nothing

12-23-2006, 12:43 PM	#7
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	C) Then Snow Monster: A) Eats people. B) Eats yellow snow C) Trys to stop Irby from killing Chunky D) Goes and eats a cheesburger.

12-23-2006, 01:42 PM	#8
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	C) To stop Irby, ASM: A. Eats Irby. B. Kicks Irby where the sun doesn't shine. C. Calls apon Godzilla to crush Irby. D. Calls apon Gamera to crush Irby. E. Calls apon himself to crush Irby. F. Calls apon Frumious to crush Irby. G. All of the above. (Recommended!)

12-23-2006, 01:59 PM	#9
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	C) Irby is flat but lives and he: A) Kills Frumious with a spoon and a fork. B) Kills ASM with a telephone. C) Kills Chunky with a knife and a fork. D) Kills everyone with a gun.

12-23-2006, 02:15 PM	#10
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	D) One of Valigarmander's clones walks up. "Hello!" Irby decides to... A) make a new friend. B) build a park with genetically engineered dinosaurs. C) eat Valigarmander. D) walk away. E) skip away.

12-23-2006, 03:06 PM	#11
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	B) The dinosaurs run away and eat: A) Pix B) Bartman C) Ace Mercury D) Shane E) Chunky

12-23-2006, 03:45 PM	#12
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	D) With noone to rule over VGF, the denizens hurriedly elect their new leader, who is... A) Ace Mercury B) Irby C) WvW D) Valigarmander E) Chunky

12-23-2006, 03:48 PM	#13
Totally Kennerson Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Falling down all these stairs Gender: Posts: 2,116 Thanks: 340 Thanked 406 Times in 136 Posts Blog Entries: 1	edit: Blast you, Valigarmander!! B) Lord Kenny walks up to Irby and says a) "Hey! whats up?" b) "Hey! Give me back my pizza!!" c) "Hey! Your fat!" d) "Hey! Have a million free points!" e) "Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

12-23-2006, 03:52 PM	#14
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	E) Irby said that it was located in: A) The dark swamps of MaguzaOhLoBotto B) The Kingdom of Death and flaming and fanboyism know only as NSider. C) The secret Town of Ass D) Michael Jackson's apartment

12-23-2006, 04:08 PM	#15
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	D. Chunky walks up with a diamond crown on his head. Chunky: Yay. Irby tries to steal the crown Chunky: Oh no you don't. Pirates, ninjas, ninjapirates, and pirateninjas come and kill Irby Chunky: Anyone else? A. Everyone tries and gets killed B. BREAKFAST CLUB C. Valigarmander soils himself D. BKAKGAUNFYEBG*IUNUEFNOIAFOUI!

12-23-2006, 04:22 PM	#16
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	A) Then Irby was revived and he: A) Kills Chunky B) Went to fight a dragon C) Goes to a movie.

12-23-2006, 05:25 PM	#17
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	B) Valigarmander: Rar! Valigarmander eats Irby. He then goes after Chunky. What happens next shocks the entire world. A) Valigarmander eats Chunky. B) Chunky eats Valigarmander. C) Valigarmander and Chunky make up. D) Valigarmander and Chunky make out. E) Valigarmander runs away.

12-23-2006, 05:38 PM	#18
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	D) Then Irby gets revived again(stop killing me its annoying)and he: A) Destroys the Legion of Bandits B) Destroys the Legion of Pixelated Penguins C) Destroys the Legion of RuneScapia D) Destroys the Legion of Chunkiness

12-23-2006, 07:57 PM	#19
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	D) He dies in the process. Valigarmander walks over to a vending machine. He decides to get... A) chips B) gum C) candy D) nothing E) everything

12-23-2006, 08:18 PM	#20
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	D) Im serious stop killing my character!! Irby comes back to life and: A) Eats pie. B) Drinks pop C) Goes to a movie