Never-Ending Story

**Valigarmander** · 02-08-2007, 08:26 PM

This is a never-ending story. Anyone who wants to can participate, but first a few rules. No dramatic plot twists, no knocking the story off the rails. You can make it however serious or humorous as you want, but please don't include any sex or that sort of thing. Finally, please don't let this story degrade into "then he exploded, the end." No doing any of that. Now, let's begin.

Another morning rose in the small village of Cottsborough. Birds chirped, people walked the streets, a farmer rode his tractor down the road. Yes, it was just a regular morning, as young Robert could see. He stepped out onto the street, his curiously non-spiky, regular-colored hair shifting in the breeze. Some might notice how he didn't carry a sword, or any armor, and he certainly didn't know any spells. And as he walked through the town, he noticed it was devoid of any weaponsmiths or item shops. He also realized that the people walking the streets were not swordsmen, thieves, or wizards, just regular people, and also that instead of giving him random advice on how to run from battles or how to find ancient dungeons, they would rather tell him to bugger off. Yes, it was just an ordinary day in an ordinary town, for an ordinary boy.

As he approached the tailor's shop on his way to school he was met with a pleasant sight.

Rainbow Dash · 02-09-2007, 04:00 PM

THE EEEEND

lol, owned

**Valigarmander** · 02-10-2007, 01:50 PM

Go to hell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Milk-chan

Another morning rose in the small village of Cottsborough. Birds chirped, people walked the streets, a farmer rode his tractor down the road. Yes, it was just a regular morning, as young Robert could see. He stepped out onto the street, his curiously non-spiky, regular-colored hair shifting in the breeze. Some might notice how he didn't carry a sword, or any armor, and he certainly didn't know any spells. And as he walked through the town, he noticed it was devoid of any weaponsmiths or item shops. He also realized that the people walking the streets were not swordsmen, thieves, or wizards, just regular people, and also that instead of giving him random advice on how to run from battles or how to find ancient dungeons, they would rather tell him to bugger off. Yes, it was just an ordinary day in an ordinary town, for an ordinary boy.

As he approached the tailor's shop on his way to school he was met with a pleasant sight.

His gym teacher, Roberto, was standing outside trying on a brand new sunhat. The bright, rosy color complimented his black, stubbly face. So much, in fact, that the blonde clothing tarts flocked around him, complimenting him on his stylish sense of fashion.

Robert pushed himself to go talk to his favorite teacher, but something about one of the cashiers stopped him. Maybe it was her striking beauty, or the alluring way she primped Roberto's sunhat. But as he looked closer, he realized she was carrying something in her arm. It was

Rainbow Dash · 02-11-2007, 06:55 PM

**Valigarmander** · 02-19-2007, 09:51 PM

Nobody's posting here.

Except Chunky. But that only makes it worse!

The Evil... Dr. 8-Bit! · 03-10-2007, 09:45 PM

And Kirby decides to eat some pie.

**Valigarmander** · 03-10-2007, 10:48 PM

Is anyone actually going to post a continuation of the story?

ROBERT2011 · 03-19-2007, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigar la Calaca

Go to hell.

His gym teacher, Roberto, was standing outside trying on a brand new sunhat. The bright, rosy color complimented his black, stubbly face. So much, in fact, that the blonde clothing tarts flocked around him, complimenting him on his stylish sense of fashion.

Robert pushed himself to go talk to his favorite teacher, but something about one of the cashiers stopped him. Maybe it was her striking beauty, or the alluring way she primped Roberto's sunhat. But as he looked closer, he realized she was carrying something in her arm. It was

A teddy bear. so he simply ignored it, he continued his normal day in a normal town when he saw none other than his best friend alex. He was bored out of his wits as his mother snooped around, observing the latest designs in fashoin.

He walked over to him to talk. But noticed he was angry, so he asked him whats wrong. Robert got a long, descriptive tail on his majer discomfort to become the way he was. Robert coudn't believe what he just heard, the reason to alex being badly upset was...

**Valigarmander** · 03-19-2007, 06:35 PM

...he had impregnated the family dog. It sounded strange, stupid even. But Alex described to him the events that had led up to the accident.

It begun as a simple beastiality curiosity, and ended with the dog becoming pregnant. Alex groaned and writhed in angst, worried over what horrible abberations the dog/man hybrids would be like. He thought of the shame, the disgrace it would bring upon his family.

However, Robert assured him that humans can't impregnate dogs. It's scientifically impossible. The dog had probably got knocked up by a neighbor dog. Alex was still skeptical, and took the dog to get an ultrasound. Robert was pleased and Alex was relieved when they found out that the babies were not at all human, but confused when they realized they were not puppy either. On closer examination, the doctor told them that the babies were actually...

ROBERT2011 · 03-20-2007, 02:41 PM

CATS! It had turned out the other neighbour had just purcased a cat that was rather different to other cats. it was old but acted like a baby does when it first sees an orange, frisky and excited. But unluckly, so did the dog.

This, of course, led up to Alex thinking he was a father. He didn't tell anyone else though, but someone in the tailer overheard them. I was someone they knew who was young and disgusted by it for this person was only 6, therefore not learning about puberty. The person ran to tell, the person.. was...

Luigiman7 · 06-20-2009, 03:35 PM

Alex's little brother, Michael. He had ran over to tell his mom, who was also Alex's mom, but before Robert or Alex could stop him, he blurted it out. Since Michael was only 6, he asked his mom what impregnate and beastiality meant. When the mother asked where he heard those words, Michael told her that he heard Alex say that he thought he impregnated the dog in a fit of simple beastiality curiosity rage.

Robert and Alex simultaneously glanced at each other.

02-08-2007, 08:26 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Never-Ending Story This is a never-ending story. Anyone who wants to can participate, but first a few rules. No dramatic plot twists, no knocking the story off the rails. You can make it however serious or humorous as you want, but please don't include any sex or that sort of thing. Finally, please don't let this story degrade into "then he exploded, the end." No doing any of that. Now, let's begin. Another morning rose in the small village of Cottsborough. Birds chirped, people walked the streets, a farmer rode his tractor down the road. Yes, it was just a regular morning, as young Robert could see. He stepped out onto the street, his curiously non-spiky, regular-colored hair shifting in the breeze. Some might notice how he didn't carry a sword, or any armor, and he certainly didn't know any spells. And as he walked through the town, he noticed it was devoid of any weaponsmiths or item shops. He also realized that the people walking the streets were not swordsmen, thieves, or wizards, just regular people, and also that instead of giving him random advice on how to run from battles or how to find ancient dungeons, they would rather tell him to bugger off. Yes, it was just an ordinary day in an ordinary town, for an ordinary boy. As he approached the tailor's shop on his way to school he was met with a pleasant sight.

02-11-2007, 06:55 PM	#4
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	;_;

06-20-2009, 03:35 PM	#11
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Alex's little brother, Michael. He had ran over to tell his mom, who was also Alex's mom, but before Robert or Alex could stop him, he blurted it out. Since Michael was only 6, he asked his mom what impregnate and beastiality meant. When the mother asked where he heard those words, Michael told her that he heard Alex say that he thought he impregnated the dog in a fit of simple beastiality curiosity rage. Robert and Alex simultaneously glanced at each other. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

02-09-2007, 04:00 PM	#2
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	THE EEEEND lol, owned

02-19-2007, 09:51 PM	#5
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Nobody's posting here. Except Chunky. But that only makes it worse!

03-10-2007, 09:45 PM	#6
The Evil... Dr. 8-Bit! Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Posts: 161 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	And Kirby decides to eat some pie.

03-10-2007, 10:48 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Is anyone actually going to post a continuation of the story?

03-19-2007, 06:35 PM	#9
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	...he had impregnated the family dog. It sounded strange, stupid even. But Alex described to him the events that had led up to the accident. It begun as a simple beastiality curiosity, and ended with the dog becoming pregnant. Alex groaned and writhed in angst, worried over what horrible abberations the dog/man hybrids would be like. He thought of the shame, the disgrace it would bring upon his family. However, Robert assured him that humans can't impregnate dogs. It's scientifically impossible. The dog had probably got knocked up by a neighbor dog. Alex was still skeptical, and took the dog to get an ultrasound. Robert was pleased and Alex was relieved when they found out that the babies were not at all human, but confused when they realized they were not puppy either. On closer examination, the doctor told them that the babies were actually...

03-20-2007, 02:41 PM	#10
ROBERT2011 Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A magical place Gender: Posts: 1,139 Thanks: 29 Thanked 42 Times in 24 Posts	CATS! It had turned out the other neighbour had just purcased a cat that was rather different to other cats. it was old but acted like a baby does when it first sees an orange, frisky and excited. But unluckly, so did the dog. This, of course, led up to Alex thinking he was a father. He didn't tell anyone else though, but someone in the tailer overheard them. I was someone they knew who was young and disgusted by it for this person was only 6, therefore not learning about puberty. The person ran to tell, the person.. was...