Mario Party 5

Mario and his closest friends are trying to restore peace to Dream World by racing around a collection of all-new game boards-and tons of surprises await! The new game sports new game boards, more than 60 new mini-games, new playable characters, an expanded one-player mode and, of course, the multi-player madness that made it famous in the first place. This sequel extends Mario Party's reign as the king of the party game!

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Wow!!! Awesome screen shots. Gotta love having 60+ mini games to play.

....

Awesome...

Those pictures are amazing. It'll be great to see another Mario Party game.

[Bowser314]

MP4 had great Mini Games, but the items were horrible. Hopefully this game's will be better.

[imported_c_jks]

No! Not another Mario Party! Gah.

Originally posted by Bowser 314:
MP4 had great Mini Games, but the items were horrible. Hopefully this game's will be better.

Exactly I hated the items.

[A Genius]

Originally posted by Chris:
No! Not another Mario Party! Gah.

Awsome....I'll really buy it..

[spkenny]

Excellent!

[Yami Yoshi]

Episode 1 by Greatluigi

GL: Ugh...Fred? You there? ..Woah! Be and Fred must have had a wild party last night! We burned his house down! Fred?

Voice: Report to place.

GL: K.

(Second later)

GL: Hey, my cliche friend.

Fred: Hey, my cliche buddy.

GL: 'Sup?

Fred: Just chillin'.

GL: Chillin' with the trillin?

Fred: Word.

GL: THE BIG BIRD!!!!

Hunchbacked Scientist: Fred, here is a cheapanium metal helmet.

Fred: Okay.

Hunchback Of Notre Dame: AHAHAHHAHAHAH RING THE BELLLL

GL: What are we doing?

Fred: dunno.

GL: WE WERE CHILLIN'

FRED: WITH THE TRILLIN'

GL: WORD

FRED & GL: THE BIG BIRD!!!

GL: This time, lets actually kill an OG'er.

Episode 2 by Golem

Sonic: Something rises, using jets in its feet, out of the waters of the western hemisphere, which has long been cooled...

???: I'm not "Something"! At least use my name!

Sonic: Ah-herm, "Rhyk."

Rhyk: Get it right next time.
~looks around~
Hey...
Where is everything?

Sonic: The western hemisphere has been destroyed for about 15 years.

Rhyk: ~blink~
...Who did it?

Sonic: The OGers.
Rhyk then rockets over to and sits down on a nearby island. There his eyes go blank for a few seconds, then comes out of it.

Rhyk: ~thinking~ The OGers... Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Black Skull Dragoshi, Introbulus, Jim, Fred, and their leader, Lupus.
Copyright 2003 www.lupus0wnz.com
~speaking~ Hey, I thought you said it's been 15 years!

Sonic: And...?

Rhyk: Lupus' servers tell me otherwise...

Sonic: Uh...

Rhyk: Whatever. Since you are the narrator, I must trust you were right about the whole OGers-ending-half-o'-the-world thing and exact my own justice because no one else would ever have thought to before...!

Sonic: Eh?

Rhyk: I was pointing out the plot flaws in a sardonic fashion.

Sonic: ...Wazzup...?

Rhyk: This is a horrible excuse for humor.
Anyhow,... ~downloads karate, boxing, etc. a la Matrix~ ...I'm off to Black Skull Dragoshi's location! ~uses jets in feet to fly off~

Soon, at the factory...

BSSD: Oh, look, ...wait, who's that?!

Rhyk: ~lands before BSSD~ Have you seen Black Skull Dragoshi?! He was right here last I...

BSSD: He perished in the last OG. You see, I--

Rhyk: Ah! I've got to see about fixing that energy signature locator... Now... Erm... Could you tell me where Lupus' gang is?

BSSD: That dork?! I hate him! But, you see--

Rhyk: ~spots Pharoah off in the distance~ Yami Yoshi!

BSSD: Actually, no, that's--

Rhyk: He will be the first to fall! ~races off towards Pharoah~

Sonic: Meanwhile, in a place unknown to our freaky felines... I mean, characters...

Writer #3: Ah! Great post, I think.

Writer #2: I guess.

Writer #1: I love this... I get to master this one!

Writer #2, 3: ~sigh~

Writer: #2: It's all the same, just so long as they're our puppets...

Writer #1: Look! Here's the next post!:

Episode 3 by Yami Yoshi

On the planet Krad at the MPVP HQ...

*The MPVP leaders: Pharaoh Qwirtzok, Lord Chaos, and King Bob are seen sitting in a dark room at a long black table. A shadowy figure walks into the room, his face shrouded by darkness*

Shadowy Figure: So...Tell me. Did the Anti-OGers fail to destroy the VGF Six?

Chaos: Y-y-yes Master.

*The Shadowy Figure angrily bangs his fist on the table*

Shadowy Figure: I am becoming quite impatient with you three!

Qwirtzok: The OGers are no ordinary Earthlings! They have unimaginable strength!

Chaos: Don't you know that they defeated Evil and Dark Jim, our two most powerful creations?

Shadowy Figure: You three are apparently blinded by the fact that we are one of the most powerful villain councils in the universe. We have terrorized several galaxies with our awesome power. Remember...they may be strong but we are stronger still!

Bob: ...

Shadowy Figure: Hmph...Anyways, I have an idea. We're going to fly to Earth and I'm going to observe these OGers for myself. Dr. Beelzebub!

*A devil wearing a white lab-coat appears*

Shadowy Figure: Deploy the Apocalypse! We're going to have a little space voyage...

Dr. Beelzebub: Yes Master!

Shadowy Figure: Excellent...It's time to end this war between the MPVP and the OGers!

Meanwhile on Earth...

*Yami Yoshi and Pharaoh are dueling each other on the beach of Yoshi's Island*

Yami Yoshi: I summon Red Eyes Black Dragon!

Pharaoh: Ha! I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!

*Suddenly, something speeds past the two Yoshi's at an amazing speed blowing the cards into the air*

Yami Yoshi: The hell?

Pharaoh: Who are you?

*The figure stops and a human wearing a white scarf with an apparent bump on his nose appears*

Rhyk: I am Rhyk the Cyborg! I am here to destroy Yami Yoshi and...wha?

*Rhyk stares at Yami Yoshi and then the Pharaoh*

Rhyk: I'm seeing double...FOUR Yami Yoshis! Oh well, I'll just kill you both!

Yami Yoshi: What do you want?

Rhyk: I want you to pay for destroying the Western Hemisphere!

*Rhyk lunges at Yami Yoshi with his arms out stretched. Yami Yoshi jumps into the air and throws a barrage of about 20 Dark Eggs at Rhyk. Rhyk dodges each egg*

Yami Yoshi: What the hell? How can he do that!?

*Rhyk jumps into the air, grabs the surprised Yami Yoshi by the tail and slams him head-first into the sand*

Pharaoh: Pharaoh Punch!

*The Pharaoh throws a punch at Rhyk. Rhyk grabs the Pharaoh's fist and throws him on top of Yami Yoshi*

Yami Yoshi: C'mon Pharaoh! We can take this guy!

Pharaoh: Right! Let's take him on at the same time

*Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh stand side by side and charge at Rhyk*

Rhyk: Ha!

*Rhyk disappears and telports behind the two Yoshis and quickly kicks them into the sand*

Yami Yoshi: No way...he can he move so damn fast?

Pharaoh: Let's see him dodge this! Mummification Egg!

*A bunch of bandages appear and fly toward Rhyk. Rhyk dodges each bandage strand Matrix Agent-style*

Pharaoh: Dammit!

*Rhyk walks over to a palm tree and pulls it out of the sand. He points it at the Yoshis*

Rhyk: It's time to end this Yami Yoshis!

Episode 4 by Neo

Neo walks over to the old house, bored and chewing on an unlit cigarette, wondering if it'll still rot her teeth. She opens the door and walks over to GL and Fred.

Neo> You guys are incredibly wierd. o_O; So, I'm here. And stuff. Hi.

GL & Fred> YO

Neo shakes her head slowly, swallowing the cigarette and sitting down on a NEABY, rusty, DISGUSTING OLD CHAIR. YAY...uh...she flips open a laptop and types loudly.

Neo> ...Japan. Hey look, an Arwing. Can I kill it?

GL> Be my guest.

*BWOOOOMMM*

Neo> Computer game...OR NOT?!

Fred> Okay Neo, that's enough

Neo> Right. --

Episode 5 by BSD

Falco rises out of the remains of his destroyed Arwing.

Falco:Crap,I must have dozed off again. Where the heck am I?

At Yoshi's island..................

Rhyk:Now it's time to end this!

BSSD appears (VIA mini-teleporter on his wrist)

BSSD:Stop!

Rhyk:Why?

BSSD:Because I know the real one who caused the destruction of half the world.

Rhyk:Who did it?

BSSD:SwordMaster.

Rhyk:How?

BSSD:In VGFMOG1 he accidentally shoved his sword into the control panel that fired the laser which destroyed half the freaking world!

Rhyk:How did BSD perish?

BSSD:He did'nt completely perish.

Rhyk:What do you mean by that?

BSSD:In VGFMOG4 he morphed into Black Skull Metal Dragoshi by falling into metallic tarpit and he perished again,but not completely.

Rhyk:He morphed again?

BSSD:Right-o. He was thrown into portal of pure shadow energy and re-emerged as Black Skull Shadow Dragoshi. One more thing, I am Black Skull Shadow Dragoshi.

Rhyk:So that's what truly happened to you and half of the world,but at different times?

BSSD:Right-o.

Rhyk:Right-o?

BSSDon't ask.

Rhyk:Okay.

TO BE CONTINUED.................

Episode 7 by Golem
Rhyk: ~thinking~ I'll go along with it... for now.

~Meanwhile...~

~The Apocalypse lands in a desert. Inside are Quirtzok, Bob, Chaos, Shadowy Figure, and Beelzebub.~

Bob: What now?

Shadowy Figure: We wait.

Everyone Else: ???

Episode 8 by GORE
The Flying Monkey II lands by the U.N. HQ and Team Monkey exits the aircraft. Lupus greets them.
Ol' Bessie's Mad Cow Disease has gotten more ravenous so she was strapped to one of those things with wheels that cannibols are strappped to that I can't remember the name of.

Mousse: So where's Master Dark GORE, mon?

Lupus: Tragic news, Team Monkey. Apparantly, that radical GORE-ILLA mercilessly beat Dark GORE to an inch of his life at Idej Volcano Mountain. Dark GORE was so brutally injured that he even offered to join GORE! But GORE refused, and killed and absorbed him. I nearly killed him, but his pesky friends came in the nick of time.

Mousse: No...say it isn't so, mon...

EVIL Scientist Dude: It's true...GORE-ILLA shall pay for his crimes.

Bullwinkle: NO! Master is best friend next to Inanimate Wedge of Cheese!

Ol' Bessie: Moo....

Lupus: We have found your new leader. He's not Dark GORE, but he's the closest we could find.

MON-KILL: Hello, team....

*Elsewhere, in The Flying Monkey II traveling through space...*

Introbulus: Hey, where's Yami Yoshi?

GORE: I think he went back to Earth in one of the escape pods.I think I'll check my e-mail.

*GORE goes to ship computer, logs in, and checks e-mails.*

Subject: You want low morgage?

GORE: Delete...

Subject: 7 college girls. LIVE CAMERAS!!

GORE: Tempting, but delete...

Subject: Want a reall big...

GORE: Delete...

Subject: ROTFL J0in BSD'$ Ult1m@te adventer! 1 rok1

GORE: Delete....Hey Introb, how long til' we get to Coruscant?

Introbulus: I estimate a couple of days.

Jim: I = no lines in this episode.

Episode 9 by Fusion
Narrator: Due to a broken leg recieved during rehersal, Fusion will not be in this OG. Luckily, we have found a good replacement for him. And now, back to the story.

*At the YYs, BSSD's, and Rhyk's location...*

Pharaoh: (thinking)I sense something wrong.(/thinking) HEY, LOOK OUT!!!!

*Suddenly, a blast appears out of nowhere. Luckily, Pharaoh gets everyone away before it hits them*

YY: Woah, what was that blast?

???: Mine, of course.

*Suddenly, Person appears*

BSSD: NO!! YOU'RE DEAD!!

Person: Yes, but the MPVP revived me in exchange for your deaths.

Rhyk: Over my dead body!

*Rhyk runs over to punch Person, only to recieve a punch himself. Rhyk gets p***ed off and tries to kick him. But, Person dodges and kicks Rhyk where it hurts. Rhyk falls to the ground*

Rhyk: He's...too...strong...

*Suddenly, Person is blasted back by a mysterious warrior*

Warrior: Take that!

Person: *getting back up* Who the he** are you?

Warrior: I am Velocity, master of energy! I have come to make sure that the MPVP doesn't succeed!

Person: Well, Velocity. Let's see you try!

*Person runs over to punch Velocity, only to recieve a punch himself. Velocity grabs him by the throat and punches him again. Person staggers toward Velocity, only to be blasted away into oblivion*

BSSD: Woah! You beat Person without breaking a sweat!

Velocity: Yes, I know. But that's not why I came. I came to warn you that the MPVP has come to Earth to kill you.

YY: Literally?

Velocity: Yes.

Pharaoh: I guess our next mission is clear. Destroy the MPVP at all costs.

Rhyk: Yeeouch! My **** hurts.

All: Okay...

???: Hey, wait up!

*Suddenly, SwordMaster appears*

TO BE CONTINUED...

Now continue...

[ May 21, 2003, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

[gamechamp3000]

Rhyk: Who's this guy?

SM: I'm...

Yami Yoshi: He's Master of the Sword!

SM: No, my name is...

Yami Yoshi whispers something to him about Rhyk.

SM: Oh, that's right! I'm Master of the Sword!

Rhyk: Wait a minute... I know who you really are! You're that guy from the dog food commercial!

SM: Ummmmmmmmm... yeah! That's me!

[give me food]

Neo sits around boredly.

Neo> So...death, huh?

Fred> Yep.

Neo> Should be fun. +_+ And easy.

GL> Yep.

Fred> Maybe.

Neo> ...What's taking so long? ><

[Yami Yoshi]

Episode 11

Rhyk: So...I'm looking for SwordMaster. He's the one who destroyed the Western Hemisphere!

SwordMaster: Umm...you won't find him here!

Rhyk: All right! My search continues...

*Rhyk speeds off the island like a bullet creating large ripples in the ocean*

Yami Yoshi: Who was that guy?

Pharaoh: I don't know but whatever he was, he certainly wasn't human...

Voice: He's actually a cyborg...

Yami Yoshi: Wha!?

*A teenage boy who bears a striking resemblence to Rhyk stands behind Yami Yoshi, the Pharaoh, and SwordMaster*

Yami Yoshi: Who are you?

Teenage Boy: I am Golem, one of the OG Vets.

Yami Yoshi: Wha!?

Meanwhile in the desert...

*The Shadowy Figure is sitting inside the Apocalypse in front of six large TVs. Each one has one of the OGers on it*

Shadowy Figure: Hmmm...They are much more powerful than I expected. They managed to defeat Person...I think its time to test their skills a bit further...Dr. Beelzebub!

*Dr. Beelzebub appears*

Dr. Beelzebub: Yes Master!

Shadowy Figure: Is the Morphing Gel ready?

Dr. Beelzebub: Almost...Just a few more weeks and it should be ready for battle!

Shadowy Figure: Excellent...tell me about it.

Dr. Beelzebub: The Morphing Gel is a slime that latches onto its victim's head and absorbs its knowledge. Then it creates a perfect copy of the victim. What's better is that the Morphing Gel can reproduce asexually so we're talking about a HUGE army here!

Shadowy Figure: *points to Yami Yoshi on the screen* I'm soon going to have a powerful army of Yami Yoshis! Then none of your pathetic OGers can stop me!

Sonic: Can the OGers defeat the MPVP before the Morphing Gel is ready? And what exactly does this Golem guy want with the OGers? Find out in the next episode!

[ May 20, 2003, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

Golem: Ah! I guess that proves you can see me. ^_^

Yami: Yeah... why wouldn't we?

Golem: This is just my essence. I can't do anything to you, you can't do anything to me. The other vets and I hung out with GORE in the last OG... long story short, I'm the only one here, the rest of them are still "attached" to GORE.

SwordMaster: Don't you work for Lupus?!

Golem: I wasn't myself... The important thing is that we stop Rhyk.

Pharoah: I can't wait to get back at him!

Golem: No, no! He has the only technology that can set this timeline right!

Yami: What are you talking about?!

Golem: He has the one thing that can fix this world and give it back its western hemisphere.

Pharoah: We can't exactly take our time with this, you know, what about Person?!

Golem: Who?

Velocity: We fought him just before you came. He must have been sent by some bigger force.

Swordmaster: If that weren't the case it wouldn't be a VGF Member OG.

Swordmaster: So what do we do from here?

Velocity: Leave that to me...

~Elsewhere...~

Sonic: To be continued!

Writer #3: I thought that was rather l337.

Writer #5: Good job, Sonic...

OOC: There are three storylines going on now... put the MVPV or whatever one first, it'll get too confus

Lookin' good.

Originally posted by Chris:
No! Not another Mario Party! Gah.

Couldn't have put it better myslef... yeesh how many more have Nintendo got in store for us?

Originally posted by A Genius is stupid:
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No! Not another Mario Party! Gah.

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*waits for Mario Party 6 to come*