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 11-19-2002, 12:18 AM | #1 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender:  Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | In the Mushroom Kingdom... Mario: Man...I'm bored... Luigi: Me too. We haven't had any adventures for a long time... Mario: I wish something would happen... Suddenly the phone rings... Mario: *picks it up* Hello? Toad: It's me! Toad! The castle is under attack! Mario: Yes! Finally! Err...I mean...That's bad! Who's attacking? Toad: It's... A. Bowser! B. Wart! C. Tatanga! D. Wario! E. Smithy! F. King Boo! G. Bowser Jr! |
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| 11-19-2002, 03:14 PM | #2 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | D TOAD:And Waluigi is with him! MARIO:Okay,let's go Luigi! LUIGI:Okay! Mario and Luigi run to the castle WARIO:What are you two doing here? MARIO:To defeat you! WARIO:You'll never do it!Me and Waluigi have a new weapon! MARIO:What? WALUIGI:It's... A)An ultra gun B)Nothing C)Educational television D)A pie E)that we have brains now P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing! |
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| 11-19-2002, 03:58 PM | #3 |
| Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod  Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | B. -=-=-=-=-=- Waluigi: It's... uh... Wario: ... I knew we forgot something. Curses! I thought our plan was foolproof! Mario: Well, you didn't think just how skilled you two are at being fools! Luigi: Oh! Nice zing! Wario: Argh! You haven't won yet, Mario! You see, <grins> I have this secret, a secret to you dark, troubled past! Mario: ??? You're... you're lying! You... couldn't know about that... Luigi: ...Mario? Wario: Ha ha ha... either leave this castle now, or I'll tell the princess... EVERYONE your dark secret... Mario: ... A. Mario calls Wario's bluff. B. Mario leaves in fear. C. Mario attacks Wario, catching him off guard! D. Peach comes up from behind and whacks Wario in the back of the head with a frying pan or something. E. Wario tells everyone anyways. |
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| 11-19-2002, 05:12 PM | #4 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | C Wario: OW! Mario: Ha! Take that, Wario! Waluigi: Don't you lay a finger on him or I'll beat you up! Mario: With what? Your name? Waluigi: Grr... Waluigi jumps on Mario and completly clobbers him. Luigi: Hey, where'd you learn to fight like that? Waluigi: No idea. Guess it came naturally. Wario: Mario! Now I will tell everyone your secret! Mario: Nooooooooo!!!!!! Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wario: Hey Peach, do you know that... a) Mario's real name is Jason Derlimna? b) Mario ate your fancy soaps? c) Mario can't really jump? He needs a springboard. d) Mario and Bowser had an "incident" last year? |
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| 11-19-2002, 09:41 PM | #5 |
| Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Crapville Posts: 1,400 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | D Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Peach: What's the big deal. Did they bump into each other and fall down. Wario: Well... Not exactly. It was more... EROTIC! Everyone except Mario and Wario: EWWWWW! Peach: MARIO! HOW COULD YOU! AFTER ALL THE ABORTIONS I HAD TO HAVE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! Luigi: Calm down Princess. Yes, I have to agree, this is weird. But It's not like it happened more than once. Mario is starting to turn red and sweat like crazy Mario: WOO! It's getting hot in here. I'm Gonna Go open a window. Where's a window. I am burning up. golly it's hot. WHERE'S A FREKING WINDOW!!! Luigi: Oh My GOODNESS! Mario, it did only happen once, RIGHT!? Mario:... A) No, ever since I saw Bowser in that Go Kart, He's rocked my world B)YES, YES! OF COURSE! (whispers very quietly under breath: how did wario find out. The father i don't know would kill me if he found out) C) Well, remember when i was missing and Luigi had to find me. Well, I hadn't seen you in a while Princess. One thing led to another and... D) WHY THAT'S PROPOSTOROUS! I NEVER HAD INTERCOURSE WITH BOWSER ONCE IN MY LIFE! E)Well, I was lost. I felt so depressed I just--WAIT A MINUTE. HOW DO YOU KNOW WARIO. HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME!? |
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| 11-19-2002, 11:07 PM | #6 |
| Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | D. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Mario: You guys believe me, right? Peach: <raised eyebrow> Luigi: <not making eye contact> Waluigi: <disturbing grin> Wario: Ha ha ha... looks like Mr. Jumpy-Jumpy doesn't have any more friends... Mario: I mean... you... believe him? Wario? Peach: ... Luigi: ... Mario: This is insane! This totally conflicts with my key demographic: I can't just have affairs with anthropormorphic turtles! Peach: Yeah, I guess you're right... Luigi: But... But the pictures... Mario: <to Luigi> ix-nay on the ictures-pay Luigi: ... Right. Wario: Ha, you think I come here without proof? Mario: Uh... yeah, I was kinda hoping that. Wario: <holds up envelope> Here, in my hand is proof that Mario is indeed a sick, sick man. [ Wario looks back up at his hand. He sees that the envelope is now gone. ] Wario: ... What?! Where'd it go? Mario: <stuffing envelope under overalls> See ya!~ <runs away> Wario: Hey! Come back! A. Wario chases after Mario. B. Wario shrugs, continues attacking castle. C. Wario sends Waluigi after Mario. D. Mario comes back, just to beat Wario up. E. Luckily enough, Wario has another envelope and lets Mario run away. |
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| 11-20-2002, 09:25 AM | #7 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | C WALUIGI:Okay! Waluigi runs after Mario,then beats him up,knocking him unconcios WARIO:Here are the pictures! PEACH:All I see is you covered in salid dressing at some fancy restraunt called we hate people who get covered in salad dressing by some cousin of theirs trying to play a joke that would make them be at this restraunt while in the salad dressing. WARIO:HUH???I must have gotten the wrong picture!Here is the real one! Wario hands them the picture which is of... A)Mario escaping from Waluigi 2 seconds ago B)Wario's first bike ride,which happened to be his first fall from a 100 feet cliff C)some guy in France D)a shoe P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing! |
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| 11-20-2002, 10:09 PM | #8 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | C. Mario: Hey! Isn't that the prime minister? Wario: That's right! I gave him all of my treasures and he promised to give me France! Now I am the prime minister! Waluigi: Hey! Don't you have an speech to give right now? Wario: Oh yeah! Gotta go! Wario and Waluigi wander off... Mario: That was weird... Suddenly, a French guy appears. His clothes are torn and stained with blood. French Guy: Please...help me... Luigi: What is it? French Guy: I used to own a country called France but these two freaks ransacked my house and beat me up. They told me they would kill me if I didn't let the fat one be prime minister. Toad: So what did you do? Prime Minister: I gave the fat one my position as prime minister. Then, they kicked me out of the country! I've been wandering around for days looking for help. Please help me get France back! Peach: I don't know. Should we help him? Mario: We should... A. Help him. B. Not help him. C. Kick him out of the Mushroom Kingdom. |
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| 11-21-2002, 09:39 PM | #9 |
| Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Crapville Posts: 1,400 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | A. (it's the mario way) Mario: Yea, come on buddy, we'll help you. Maybe nintendo will make another video game about this. French Guy: Ummmmmm...k Mario: Lets-a-go! Luigi: You know what Mario, Forget this! You're on your own. Mario: Whats-a matter with you Luigi: You know that wants we beat Wario you are going to take all the credit. You always do. Well, this time, you can actually earn all the credit! Mario: Well, Forget you then too. i don't need you're help. I'll just have my sidekick be... A)Mallow B)The French Guy C)Yoshi D)Peach E)Geno |
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| 11-21-2002, 11:34 PM | #10 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | B French Guy: But I don't have any attacks! Mario: Then I'll teach you some! See, this here is a "baguette". What do you do with it? French Guy: Uh, you eat it? Make a sandwich maybe? Mario: NO! You beat people with it! See? Like this punching bag! YAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! Mario hits the baguette on the bag, causing it to break in two. French Guy: Can't we just use a baseball bat instead? Mario: Do you disobey the great Mario? I shall... a) Get another baguette and beat you with it b) Throw fireballs at you c) Leave you here and go on this worthless quest alone d) Steal your baseball bat and run far away |
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| 11-22-2002, 10:18 PM | #11 |
| Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | C. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Mario: Peh, you're not worth the effort. Why don't you just go back to France! French Guy: They've banished me, remember? Mario: Oh yeah. Hmm... I'll have to fix that so that you won't be around using up all the good peanut butter. Alright, it looks like I'm on another adventure: to defeat the evil Wario and reclaim France in the name of the Mushroom Kingdom! French Guy: ... Or so you think! Mario: Wha? French Guy: ... Just kidding. I thought it might be a dramatic plot twist if I was, like, an assasin, or, say, a robot duplicate. Mario: <rolls eyes> ... Hey, wait a minute, you speak rather good English to be a Frenchman! French Guy: Uh... I can explain... Mario: Good! Now, off to France (and away from you). But, before that, I'll have to ... A. Pick up some supplies. B. Take Peach with me; I bet it'll be romantic! C. Finish playing Metroid Prime. Damn, I just can't get enough of it! D. KILL YOU! E. Blow up the moon! <pulls out remote control, presses it> |
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| 11-22-2002, 11:24 PM | #12 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | E A loud crash is heard and the moon explodes. French Guy: Why did you just do that??? The moon wasn't a threat or anything. Mario: But it is! Wario's face is on it! Remember SML3? French Guy: Whatever. Suddenly, one of the pieces of the moon crashes right beside the two. Mario: Ooo, moonrock! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!!! Hey, what the heck is a glass orb doing inside the rock? French Guy: There seems to be some sort of a paper inside. Mario: Let's read it. Paper: Warning to all who live on the Earth: An alien assassin walks among you! The light will direct you to him! Mario: What light? A beam of light comes out of the orb and seems to angle the French Guy right on the forehead. Mario: YOU'RE the assassin??? French Guy: Of course not. *moves away* Hey, why is that light following me? It must be broken... Mario: HA! I knew there was something strange about you! Mario runs up to French Guy and tears off his mask. Nothing happens. French Guy: You idiot! Now I don't have a head! Mario: Hello??? Anybody there??? French Guy: Now to reveal my TRUE form! Mario: *gasp* It's... a) Tatanga! b) Some alien from outer space! c) A Shy Guy? Well, that explains the French GUY part... |
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| 11-24-2002, 01:07 AM | #13 |
| Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Crapville Posts: 1,400 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | C) Mario: Oh, you silly little critter. Go run along now you little bugger. Peach: That was odd. I get the feeling that someone is behind all of this. I think that it is Bows-- Mario: Shut up woman! All you do is talk. I am always saving you're butt and you never do anything. You always get kidnapped. You need to learn to stop depending on me! i'm sick of it. I'm going home. You guys can do this one on your own A) mario leaves and they are all doomed B)Peach decides to head up the party. C) Mario changes his mind and makes peach go home D) Peach throws a rock at Mario |
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| 11-24-2002, 01:12 AM | #14 |
| Newbie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | C Mario: ... A Shy Guy? Shy Guy: Yes! And my name is Type Timide (Shy Guy in French, according to my translator)! Mario: Okay. Well, can I pick you up and throw you back to Doki-Doki Panic where you belong?* Type Timide: [runs away, very slowly like they do in SMUSA**] You'll never catch me! Mario: Catches up to him easily! Type Timide: Oh, well. I guess I shall have to use my... A: baguette! B: mask! C: speed and agility! D: uh, oh. I don't have anything! Asteriks *see www.classicgaming.com/tmk/smb2_ddp.shtml **Short for Super Mario USA |
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| 11-24-2002, 01:14 AM | #15 |
| Newbie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | ... ehh, sorry. Someone posted before me. The next person will probably have to state which post they went on from. |
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| 11-28-2002, 07:25 PM | #16 | |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | Quote:
Peach picks up a small pebble and throws it at Mario. The rock hits Mario on his forehead and he falls over. Luigi: Mario! Luigi runs over to Mario's body. Luigi: He's dead! I can't feel his pulse! Toad: You killed Mario! Peach: He was being a jerk. I never liked him that much anyways... Peach walks away. Toad: I can't believe it. Mario's dead. Luigi: What should we do? Toad: We should... A. Try to bring Mario back to life. B. Run after Peach. C. Throw Mario's body in Forever Forest. | |
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| 12-02-2002, 09:55 PM | #17 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | BUMP! C'mon people! |
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| 12-03-2002, 10:51 AM | #18 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | C Luigi: Nobody's going to notice anyways. Toad and Luigi go to Forever Forest and throw Mario's body behind one of those bushes with the laughing flowers. Toad: That's it. Now, how do we get out of here? Luigi: Hmm, Mario told me once, but I forgot... let's try this path, ok? Toad and Luigi go off into the path. As it turns out, they're going DEEPER into the forest. Toad: This isn't the way out. Luigi: Hey, there's a guy there! Let's ask him for directions... hey, where are we? Oaklie: Don't go up on the path ahead, it's far too dangerous. Toad: Well THAT helps. Luigi: Wait... I know! We were, um, invited to Boo's Mansion. Oaklie: Yeah right pal, EVERYONE uses that excuse. Luigi: Grr... Toad: You leave us no choice but to... a) Barge the wooden gate down b) Fight you c) Make Luigi throw fireballs at you d) Get Mario's body and stuff it in your face |
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| 12-03-2002, 06:21 PM | #19 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | C. Oaklie: YEOUCH! MY BEARD! Oaklie runs off into the forest clutching his beard screaming. Luigi: Glad we got rid of him. Toad: Now let's find a way out of here. Luigi and Toad continue walking through the forest when suddenly, they hear footsteps behind them. Toad: W-w-who's there? Luigi turns around. Luigi: Oh my! It's... A. Mario! B. Bowser! C. Peach! D. Jr. Koopa! E. Oh wait...It's nobody. |
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| 12-03-2002, 08:55 PM | #20 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | A MARIO:Uggghhhh...I feel like I was hit in the head with a rock and knocked out and people thought I was dead so they threw my body in the forest and got lost. TOAD:uuuuuuuummmmmmmm... MARIO:Is that what really happened? LUIGI:Yep MARIO:So what turns did you make getting here? TOAD:We never kept track MARIO:What!!!  Now I cant tell how to get back!LUIGI:I guess we'll just have to find a way,lets go this way! They go through a pathand find themselves... A)at Luigi's Mansion B)out of the forest C)on a gameshow P.S.Go to the SMBHQ Ongoing Story Board Forums,then got to Mario's High School Days,it's a must read! |
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