That's Not Pizza...

01-05-2003, 07:46 AM

We open in Bowser's Keep, where Kamek prepares Bowser's dinner.

Kamek: Doesn't he have cooks to do this sort of thing? ...And a dash of this...

Later that evening, Bowser sits down at his dinner table as Kamek presents dinner.

Bowser: What is it?

Kamek: Ummm... ~looks at plate with food on it~ Ummm... Pizza?

Tomorrow, around noon. Peach has baked a cake and invited the Mario bros. Mario and Luigi are about to enter the castle when a rather tall and odd-looking toad presents them with a box.

Odd Toad: Pizza delivery for the Princess!

Mario: Oh, we can take that for her.

Luigi: How much does this cost, again?

Odd Toad: Oh, nothing. It was, uhhh, gift-ordered. Yeah.

Mario and Luigi entered with the pizza, and before Peach had time to present the lunch she had made, the brothers had insisted that they eat the supposed pizza.

Elsewhere, Bowser is checking his fleet.

Bowser: Gasp! Koopa number 427 is missing! Wait, is it number 427 or 428? ~starts counting again~

The next morning, all awake...

Peach: Mmm... Oh, I feel kinda... strange... ~looks around~ Hey, where am I?

Kamek enters the room.

Kamek: Sir, your breakfast is ready.

Peach: Sir? Whuh?

Kamek: Yes, Sir Bowser... Are you feeling okay?

Peach: Yeah. ~faints~

...And that's not all...

Bowser: ~opens eyes~ Another day to wreak havoc! Haha! Wait... where am I?

Mario enters the room.

Luigi: Hey wake up! It's already breakfast, Mario!

Bowser: "Mario"?

Luigi: Well geez, that usually works.

Bowser: ~light bulb goes off in Bowser's mind~ Oh! Bwah! I have you now, Mario!

Luigi: No, you're Mario. Or...

...Finally...

Mario: I never realized how pink my bed was! Or how big!

A toad enters the room.

Toad: Princess, your personal wake-up call, as you requested.

Mario: I'm not a princess! You're weird.

By now, I hope you've figured out what's going on and who did it. ^_^

Yami Yoshi · 01-09-2003, 09:39 PM

Mario: What the heck? Why am I wearing a pink dress?

Toad: Um...Princess. All the dresses you own are pink dresses!

Mario: Wait a second! Get out Toad!

<Toad exits the room>

Mario: All right! Either I'm going mad or I've become Princess Peach!

<Mario looks in the mirror and sees himself>

Mario: <screams> I'm Princess Peach! But how?

<Mario recalls the night before>

Mario: It had to have been the pizza! I've gotta tell everybody!

02-11-2003, 08:34 PM

I think this is how it goes, no?:
Mario in Peach's body
Luigi in Mario's body
Bowser in Luigi's body
Peach in Bowser's body
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mario: Toad, I'm leaving for my--errr, the brothers' house! ~dashes out of her room, heads down a flight of stairs (almost tripping on the dress several times), then speeds out the door~

Toad: But what about... Eh? ~blinks~

Later, at the house...

Mario: ~opens the door to his house, hits head before realizing how tall she is, half-ducks into the livingroom~ Hey, bro! Luigi!

Luigi: ~still in the bedroom with Bowser~ Be there in a minute, Peach!

Mario: ~enters bedroom~ A funny thing happ--hey! It's me!

Luigi: What are you talking about?

Mario: That's me! I mean, you're me!

Luigi: I'm Luigi, you're Peach. ~looks down at clothes~ See...? ~face lowers as he realizes he is Mario~

01-05-2003, 07:46 AM	#1
Hello All Guest Posts: n/a	We open in Bowser's Keep, where Kamek prepares Bowser's dinner. Kamek: Doesn't he have cooks to do this sort of thing? ...And a dash of this... Later that evening, Bowser sits down at his dinner table as Kamek presents dinner. Bowser: What is it? Kamek: Ummm... ~looks at plate with food on it~ Ummm... Pizza? Tomorrow, around noon. Peach has baked a cake and invited the Mario bros. Mario and Luigi are about to enter the castle when a rather tall and odd-looking toad presents them with a box. Odd Toad: Pizza delivery for the Princess! Mario: Oh, we can take that for her. Luigi: How much does this cost, again? Odd Toad: Oh, nothing. It was, uhhh, gift-ordered. Yeah. Mario and Luigi entered with the pizza, and before Peach had time to present the lunch she had made, the brothers had insisted that they eat the supposed pizza. Elsewhere, Bowser is checking his fleet. Bowser: Gasp! Koopa number 427 is missing! Wait, is it number 427 or 428? ~starts counting again~ The next morning, all awake... Peach: Mmm... Oh, I feel kinda... strange... ~looks around~ Hey, where am I? Kamek enters the room. Kamek: Sir, your breakfast is ready. Peach: Sir? Whuh? Kamek: Yes, Sir Bowser... Are you feeling okay? Peach: Yeah. ~faints~ ...And that's not all... Bowser: ~opens eyes~ Another day to wreak havoc! Haha! Wait... where am I? Mario enters the room. Luigi: Hey wake up! It's already breakfast, Mario! Bowser: "Mario"? Luigi: Well geez, that usually works. Bowser: ~light bulb goes off in Bowser's mind~ Oh! Bwah! I have you now, Mario! Luigi: No, you're Mario. Or... ...Finally... Mario: I never realized how pink my bed was! Or how big! A toad enters the room. Toad: Princess, your personal wake-up call, as you requested. Mario: I'm not a princess! You're weird. By now, I hope you've figured out what's going on and who did it. ^_^

01-09-2003, 09:39 PM	#2
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Mario: What the heck? Why am I wearing a pink dress? Toad: Um...Princess. All the dresses you own are pink dresses! Mario: Wait a second! Get out Toad! <Toad exits the room> Mario: All right! Either I'm going mad or I've become Princess Peach! <Mario looks in the mirror and sees himself> Mario: <screams> I'm Princess Peach! But how? <Mario recalls the night before> Mario: It had to have been the pizza! I've gotta tell everybody!

02-11-2003, 08:34 PM	#3
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	I think this is how it goes, no?: Mario in Peach's body Luigi in Mario's body Bowser in Luigi's body Peach in Bowser's body ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mario: Toad, I'm leaving for my--errr, the brothers' house! ~dashes out of her room, heads down a flight of stairs (almost tripping on the dress several times), then speeds out the door~ Toad: But what about... Eh? ~blinks~ Later, at the house... Mario: ~opens the door to his house, hits head before realizing how tall she is, half-ducks into the livingroom~ Hey, bro! Luigi! Luigi: ~still in the bedroom with Bowser~ Be there in a minute, Peach! Mario: ~enters bedroom~ A funny thing happ--hey! It's me! Luigi: What are you talking about? Mario: That's me! I mean, you're me! Luigi: I'm Luigi, you're Peach. ~looks down at clothes~ See...? ~face lowers as he realizes he is Mario~