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 01-06-2003, 11:01 PM | #1 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender:  Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | In the Mushroom Kingdom... <Mario is walking towards Luigi's Mansion> Mario: I wonder what Luigi's up to? He invited me to his new mansion. <Mario knocks on the door> Luigi: Hey brother! I've got a surprise for you! Mario: What is it? Luigi: Follow me! <Mario follows Luigi to the basement of the mansion> Luigi: Behold! My time machine! <Luigi holds a small stopwatch> Mario: It looks like a regular stopwatch. Luigi: That's where you're wrong! Wait...Actually it is a regular stopwatch but I've enhanced it with time traveling capabilities! Mario: Go on. Luigi: See these buttons on the watch? You press them to select what time you want to go to. You can even go to the year 9999999999999999999999 A.D. if you wanted to. Mario: Interesting. Luigi: I want you to be the first one to test it! Mario: Really? Wow! Luigi: But remember one thing. This watch runs on electricity. If you run out, you'll be trapped in that time forever! Mario: Got that. Now. Time to test this thing out! [ January 07, 2003, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ] |
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| 01-07-2003, 12:16 PM | #2 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario: I think I'll go to... 3456 AD! Luigi: Why there? Mario: Because I want to! Luigi: Okay fine, whatever you say, bro. <Luigi presses a few buttons and the two travel through some weird time warp tunnel and arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom in the year 3456 AD> |
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| 01-07-2003, 03:36 PM | #3 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | <Mario and Luigi see a bunch of jets flying everywhere, along with Jetsons-style buildings and moving sidewalks. But for some reason, all the buildings have statues of Bowser's head on them.> Mario: Strange. Hey, is this even the Mushroom Kingdom? Luigi: It is. I set the coordinates on the stopwatch to The Mushroom Kingdom AD. Mario: Well, it looks more...koopa-ish. And plus, the citizens here are acting meaner. ???: Hey, bozos! Move your arses! <The Mario Bros. turn around to see an old Koopa lady.> Mario: Please forgive us. We will step aside. Old Koopa Lady: I'm afraid it's not that easy! You see, here in Kooptopia, we have to be mean. It's the way the Overlord expects us to be. Luigi: Who is the Overlord? Old Koopa Lady: Why Bowser, of course. Or at least his brain. Mario/Luigi: *Trembling* His brain? Old Koopa Lady: Yes. You see, years ago, Mario and Luigi just vanished. When Bowser found this out, he invaded the Mushroom Kingdom. He was successful, thanks to those no good plumbers! But, one day, some annoying Mushroom Kids threw a Bob-Omb in Bowser's bathroom, and he was blown up! But, his brain survived without a scratch. His scientists put the brain in a jar, and they attatched that jar to a machine. Suddenly, the brain came back to life, and Bowser lived again! This time, with an IQ of 1,000. Bowser updated the Kingdom a bit and called it Kooptopia. Now we can live like the Jetsons. Well, it's been a pleasure meeting you! Too bad I have to kill you! <The old Koopa lady then transforms into a huge robot.> Robot: Did I mention that Bowser started the invention of robots? Now I will crush you all! |
| 01-07-2003, 06:35 PM | #4 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Luigi: Wow, if you can transform into a robot, then we must be able to! Robot: Really? Wow! Let me see what you look like in robot form. Mario: Hmm... <Mario tries for hours to turn into a robot, but nothing happens> Mario: <gasp> Nope, I can't transform. Robot: Ha! I knew it! Frauds! Now you will die! Luigi: This looks like the end, Mario! Robot: Wait a sec, did you just call him Mario? Mario: Yep. He's Luigi. Robot: ...OMG!!! So you DIDN'T just die! You came here using a Time Travelling Doohickey Watch Form 2000, didn't you? Luigi: Well, yes... Robot: I gotta report this to King Bowser! <The robot runs off> Mario: Good. While he's gone, let's warp outta here! Luigi: Sorry bro. It always needs to recharge for 24 hours in between time warps before we can use it again. Mario: Crap! Then we must... |
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| 01-07-2003, 07:06 PM | #5 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | <Meanwhile, at Bowser's futuristic castle...> Bowser's Brain: What? Robot: Mario and Luigi are here, your excellency. Bowser's Brain: They should've aged. Robot: They used some sort of Time Machine Watch. Bowser's Brain: This is unacceptable. Go and kill them. Robot: Yes, your excellency. Bowser's Brain: If you fail, then it's the junkyard for you! Robot: <gulp> I won't fail. Bowser's Brain: You had better not. Now get out of my sight. Robot: Yes, your excellency. <The robot leaves. Meanwhile, at Mario and Luigi's location...> |
| 01-07-2003, 07:34 PM | #6 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | Mario: We better charge this thing up! <Mario and Luigi walk toward a store called "Koopa Electronics"> Koopa Clerk: What do you two runts want? Mario: We want a watch charger-upper. Koopa Clerk: A watch charger-upper eh? That will be 1234 Shells! Luigi: Shells? Koopa Clerk: The currency you idiot! Don't you know anything? Mario: Where can we find some? Koopa Clerk: Get a job or something! <Mario and Luigi exit Koopa Electronics> Mario: We need to find a away to get some money or "shells" or whatever their called. Luigi: Hey! Isn't that the robot we met earlier? Mario: Yeah. And I think it's flying this way... [ January 07, 2003, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ] |
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| 01-07-2003, 10:03 PM | #7 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Luigi: Hey, what's it doing with that rocket thingy? Robot: Die you little past freaks! <The robot launches a missile at Mario and Luigi. The two are able to jump out of the way before it explodes> Mario: Oof! It's trying to kill us! <The robot's arm transforms into a laser cannon and aims at Luigi> Mario: LUIGI! Get out of the way! |
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| 01-08-2003, 02:19 PM | #8 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | <Then, right before the robot finished charging up its laser, it falls to the ground. Mario and Luigi then see a cloaked man holding a big battery. They also see a large hole in the robots back.> Cloaked Man: Didn't you know that all robots operated on batteries? Mario/Luigi: No. Cloaked Man: Oh, ok. You must be new. Mario: Yeah. I'm Mario. Luigi: And I'm Luigi. Cloaked Man: Wait. You're those plumbers who vanished. Luigi: For the last time, we didn't vanish. We traveled to the future. We didn't know that Bowser conquered the Mushroom Kingdom while we were gone. Cloaked Man: Not only did he conquer the Mushroom Kingdom, but he also conquered the entire world. Mario/Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cloaked Man: Be quiet! Mario/Luigi: Sorry. Cloaked Man: By the way, you two could use some disguises. Mario: Where can we find some? Cloaked Man: Over there *points to his right*. It's called "Koopa Disguises." Where do you think I got my cloak? Luigi: Thanks, but we have no shells. Cloaked Man: Don't worry about it. I've got over 40 billion shells. Mario: Can you lend us some to buy a watch charger-upper at Koopa Electronics? Cloaked Man: They're closed now. But I can offer you some disguise shells. Mario/Luigi: Alright. <So the man gives them some tiny, golden koopa shells and some wallets and they go in Koopa Disguises.> Mario: Wow! Check out these disguises! Luigi: Robes! Cloaks! Trenchcoats! <They look around and purchase some trenchcoats, sunglasses, and hats. They go to the register.> Clerk: That'll be 600 Shells. <Mario searches his wallet and finds 600 shells.> Mario: Here you go. Clerk: Thank you, and have a nice day. <Mario and Luigi go into an alley and put on their trenchcoats, sunglasses, and hats.> Luigi: This is very stylish. Mario: I'm thirsty. Let's go find a bar. <So they walk out of the alley and find a bar called "O'Malley's." They go inside.> Bartender: Nice trenchcoats. Say, what'll it be? We have Koopa Cola, Koopa Tea, and the special, Koopa Punch. We have many others. Mario: Two Koopa Colas, please. Bartender: Comin' right up. <So the bartender goes into his kitchen. Suddenly, three koopas in robes and shiek hats with bandanas around their faces show up.> Customer: It's the Shiek Koopas! Shiek Koopa #1: You're dang right, it's us! We wanna know if any of you have seen the Mario Bros. Customers: Nope! We haven't seen 'em. Shiek Koopa #2: Well, tell us if you do. <The Shiek Koopas walk out.> Mario: Who were those guys? Bartender: They are the Shiek Koopas, the best bounty hunters around. They are feared by all who know them. Anyway, here are your drinks. Mario/Luigi; Thanks. [ January 08, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Ace ] |
| 01-08-2003, 02:47 PM | #9 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | <While Mario and Luigi drink their Koopa Colas, a drunk Koopa appears out of nowhere beside them> Drunk: Hey guys, wanna go shoot some guys? Luigi: Buzz off! Drunk: Come on! It'll be, like you know, fun. They'll all go "aah!" when we like shoot them... Mario: Bartender, can you throw this bum out? Bartender: Throw Mr. Malarkey out? No way! He's Bowser's second in command! Luigi: Bowser's second in command is a drunkard? Well, um... Hey, Malarkey! Let's go shoot some guys! Malarkey: Duh, sure. If you want... <Once Mario, Luigi and Malarkey get outside, the two brothers rip off their disguises> Mario: Speak up drunkie! Where's Bowser? We want to kill him! Malarkey: He's, you know, up in a very tall tower thingy. I think it's right over... <Before Malarkey can finish, he gets shot in the head. The three Sheik Koopas then storm the scene> Sheik Koopa #1: That traitor! Sheik Koopa #3: Well not only did we get rid of that scum Malarkey, we found Mario and Luigi! Sheik Koopa #2: You guys are toast! Luigi: Let's get out of here! |
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| 01-08-2003, 02:55 PM | #10 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | <The brothers run away.> Shiek Koopa #1: You idiots! They escaped! After them! <The Shiek Koopas run after the Mario Bros.> Mario: Hey Luigi. Luigi: What? Mario: I see a tall tower up ahead. Luigi: That must be Bowser's castle. [ January 08, 2003, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: Ace ] |
| 01-08-2003, 08:50 PM | #11 |
| Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Crapville Posts: 1,400 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario and Luigi get far enough ahead of The Sheik that they can hide. They turn a corner real fast. Mario falls down and loses a button off of his overalls. They dive into a random house and slam the door shut. While inside, they are breathing hardly. The breathing turns into laughter in joy of eluding the Sheik Koopas. Then, they are startled by a voice. ???: Well, It looks like we have the Mario Brothers from many years ago standing right in front of me. MARIO: How do you you know us? ??? You fool, I am Solkmrayer, the wisest fortune teller of all time. I am the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand daughter of Bowser. I tried hard to fit in, but Bowser never liked me. So I have decided to make a plot to overthrow him. You 2 might be just the ticket... Meanwhile, outside: SHEIK KOOPA #2: Wait, Stop running guys. Look what I found on the ground. They found the button that had fallen off of Mario's overalls. SHEIK KOOPA #3: And it's got the letter M on it. SHEIK KOOPA #2: Mario and Luigi must be around here somewhere... |
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| 01-08-2003, 09:05 PM | #12 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | Shiek Koopa #2: There he is! Shiek Koopa #1: <Pulls out a ray gun> Take this! <The Shiek Koopa starts to fire electrical pulses at the brothers> Shiek Koopa #1: One blast from this will kill you! Mario: What do we do now? Luigi: Wait! I have an idea! <Luigi pulls out the Time Watch and press a few buttons> Luigi: Stand close to me Mario! Mario: But its out of juice! Luigi: Watch this! <Luigi opens up the back of the watch> Luigi: All right Shiek Koopa! Give us your best shot! <The Shiek Koopa fires an electrical blast at the brothers. Luigi holds up the watch. The watch absorbs the energy and the two Mario brothers disappear> Shiek Koopa #2: What the heck? Shiek Koopa #3: Where did they go? Meanwhile in Luigi's Mansion... Mario: Whew...That was close... Luigi: We should now be back in the year 2003 right when we left. Mario: What a tiring adventure. I'm going to go outside. <Mario opens the front door of the mansion and gasps. The sky is red and full of dark clouds. Skeletons of Toads and broken machines cover the landscape> Mario: Luigi! Are you sure this is 2003? Luigi: Aw crap! I accidently pressed an extra digit making it the year 20003! Mario: I wonder what happened here? [ January 08, 2003, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ] |
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| 01-08-2003, 11:31 PM | #13 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | <While Mario and Luigi stare at everything, a Boo appears> Boo: Boo! Mario: Aah! Luigi: It's just a Boo. What are you doing here? Boo: What am I doing here? Haven't you read the news? Everyone on the planet is dead! Luigi: I think I can see that... Boo: We're all Boos now. <Practically billions of Boos appear from the ground. King Boo comes into view as well> King Boo: You see, in the year 2346 AD, a meteorite hit our planet and killed every living being on our planet. Boo: You must be Mario and Luigi. You came here using a time device? Mario: Why yes, but how did you know? Boo: Because I'n the ghost of the clerk of Koopa Electronics, you runt! King Boo: Mario, Luigi... you will now become one of us. ONNNNNNE OFFFFFF USSSSSSSSS!!! <All the Boos cackle in excitement> |
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| 01-09-2003, 12:06 AM | #14 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | Mario: Wait a second. If the meteorite hit the planet in 2346 AD, what were we doing in Kooptopia in 3456 AD? King Boo: Goomba 5395 told us! He must have made a typo or something. Luigi: Goomba 5395? King Boo: The only survivor of the planet. Mario: Where is this Goomba 5395? King Boo: He lives in that giant crater over there. Mario: Now we'll be going now... King Boo: Not so fast! We shall impale your bodies, drink your body fluids, and feast on your soul! Luigi: No! My body fluids! <Luigi pulls out his Poltergust 3000 and sucks in King Boo> Mario: Glad that's over... Luigi: Now let's go find that Goomba 5395. <Mario and Luigi walk towards the crater> [ January 17, 2003, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ] |
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| 01-09-2003, 04:09 PM | #15 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | <Suddenly, a cloaked figure appears out of thin air.> Mario: Who are you? ???: Call me Mr. Mysterio. I am one of the two survivors of the meteorite disaster. Luigi: I thought only Goomba 5395 survived. Mr. Mysterio: Whoever told you that lied. You see, I have phantom powers. I disappeared during the disaster. When I re-appeared, I found this land in waste. And since I am a phantom, I only age to 30 years old. Then I live forever. It's been a rough time living on this barren wasteland. Mario: Well, step aside. We must find Goomba 5395. Mr. Mysterio: Could I come with you? Luigi: Sure. <So they're off to the crater. When they get there, they see a huge old house.> Mario: It's scary. Luigi: Well, I have the Poltergust 3000, so if any ghosts are in there, I can suck them up. Mario: Ok. Mr. Mysterio: I'll knock. <So, Mr. Mysterio knocks. A goomba in a black cloak opens the door.> Mario: You must be Goomba 5395. Cloaked Goomba: That is correct. Luigi: What's going on here? Goomba 5395: When the meteorite hit the earth, its force caused the land to tear. All the people except me and Mr. Mysterio fell in and died in the lava. It's been rough living here. Can you image that I'm over 8,000 years old. Goombas live for milleniums, you know. Still, ever since the dead people became Boos, they have become like zombies. They obey King Boo all the time. Luigi: King Boo is in my Poltergust 3000. Goomba 5395: You captured him? Luigi: Yeah. Goomba 5395: That's not good. Luigi: What do you mean? Goomba 5395: You see, King Boo is the most important thing in their lives. Luigi: Yeah, so? Goomba 5395: They are headed this way to free him! Mr. Mysterio: You mean? Goomba 5395: Yes, they are gonna beat the crap out of us and save King Boo. Mr. Mysterio: Is there a way we can set them free from King Boo's control? Goomba 5395: Yes. We must release King Boo and kill him. Luigi: How will we do that? HE'S ALREADY DEAD! Goomba 5395: We must exorcise him. I happen to be a master of exorcism. Mario: Good. Luigi, free him. Luigi: Got it. <Luigi lets King Boo out.> King Boo: You have made a bad choice. Now I will destroy you! Goomba 5395: Klatu, Barada, Nicto! King Boo: Did you just recite the ancient chant? Goomba 5395: Yes I did. King Boo: NOOOOOOOOO! <King Boo explodes.> Mario: So, what now? [ January 21, 2003, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Merlon ] |
| 01-09-2003, 05:11 PM | #16 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Luigi: Well the watch is in full power lets try warping again Mario: Will we land in 2003 finally? Luigi: It works on random.. Mario: DO'H! *Mario and Luigi travel off to another time zone* Mario: now where are we? *the time on the watch is 2460* Luigi: Right before the accident with bowser! Mario: umm...luigi...look up.... *mario and luigi look aroung to see them in a giant war field with crashed battle airships,dead koopa troopa and mushroom people,burnt down ruins and war going on far away* Mario: This must be one of those great mushroom wars agaisnt bowser for freedom in the land,maybe a few years before the brain inciddent! Luigi: We could win this war and save the future! *A giant explosion is heard and what seems to be toad in a army uniform with a fireball machinegun falls down* !?Toad?!: Owww.... never again im suggesting using pickles and fire flowers for lunch at the army fort again! Mario: Who are you? Toad the fifth: Why im toad the fifth and you are... you.... HOLY PASTA! *toad 5th passes out cause of exitced stupidtiy* |
| 01-09-2003, 06:51 PM | #17 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario: Holy pasta? I'm hungry. Luigi: How can you think of food at a time like this? <Five small Toads walk by> Toad 1: Hey, I have a great idea! Toad 3: What is it? Toad 4: Yeah tell us! Toad 1: Okay, we'll sneak this Bob-omb into Bowser's bathroom and when he goes, he'll die! Mario and Luigi: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! <Mario and Luigi kill all 5 Toads> Luigi: Well now Bowser will die a natural death. <Toad the 5th regains his senses> Toad 5th: Oh my... hey, why are our five special assassins dead? Mario: They, um... all had heart attacks. Toad 5th: Great. Well if they won't kill Bowser them we will! <Literally hundreds of launch pads for cruise missiles come out of nowhere, every single one aimed at Bowser's castle> Toad 5th: Ready... Luigi: Should we let them fire? Toad 5th: Aim... |
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| 01-09-2003, 09:29 PM | #18 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | Toad the Fifth: Fire! <All of the missiles hit the castle and explode> Mario: No! Now Bowser will become an immortal robot! Luigi: Wait! We still have a chance to stop him! <Mario and Luigi run toward the ruined castle> Meanwhile at the castle... Kamek: No Master Bowser! Bowser: I'm dying...There is nothing you can do. Kamek: Wait! I have an idea! Hold still! <Kamek pulls out a knife and cuts open Bowser's head. He pulls out a small brain> Kamek: All I have to do is put it in one of those robotic bodies. Mario: Stop right there! <Mario and Luigi appear> Kamek: Mario! Luigi! Didn't you disappear 456 years ago? Luigi: The question is. What ARE you doing alive? Kamek: Bowser and I took anti-aging pills. Oh well, at least I'll be able to finish you off right now! <Kamek pulls out his wand> Mario: <Shoots a fireball> Hope Bowser gets you...FIRED! Kamek: HOT, HOT, HOT! <Kamek throws Bowser's brain into the air and it lands on Mario's head> Mario: Ahhhhhhhhhahahahaha! I feel better then ever! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Luigi: Mario! Are you okay? Inside Mario's mind... Bowser: Well well well. Of all the minds to control, I got to control yours! Mario: Get out of my mind! Bowser: Not so fast! As long as my brain is attached to you, I get to control you! I have complete access to your mind. Let's see...You were the one who hid dung bombs in my shell...you've slept with Princess Daisy TEN consecutive nights...and you're a time traveler? Hmmm...That gives me an idea! Outside of Mario's mind... Mario: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Time to go back to the past and change things to MY satisfaction! <Mario presses a few buttons on the watch and disappears> [ January 09, 2003, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ] |
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| 01-09-2003, 11:30 PM | #19 |
| Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Crapville Posts: 1,400 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario reappears 10 seconds after he disappeared. Bowser still has control of his brian. MARIO: My bad Mario starts taking control of part of his brain and sets the watch the to 1985. Mario travels to 1985. He is in Bowser's castle, getting ready to fight Bowser, who is also controlling part of Mario's brain. Bowser sees the flaw in his plan while in Mario. He sees that he shouldn't have put an axe that would take the bridge where he was standing out. He sees that he should have had solid bricks under him and no lava. MARIO BOWSER: AH-HA! NOW I SEE MY MISTAKE. HEY BOWSER! GET OFF OF THE BRIDGE BEFORE I JUMP ON THE AXE! MARIO MARIO: Oh, I better jump on it. Mario jumps. He repeats history by killing Bowser. MARIO BOWSER: Wait a minute, if I died there, how did I come back to life? MARIO MARIO: That is a good question. Let's go back to the future and ask Mr. Mysterio. They go back to the year 3456. LUIGI: What happened Mario. Is Bowser still in there? MARIO BOWSER: No. MARIO MARIO: Yes, he's lying. MARIO BOWSER: Sorry, I love rambling on and on. MARIO MARIO: NO I DON'T! MARIO BOWSER: I'm just kidding with you guys. GOOMBA 5395: Umm, who was who in there? MARIO BOWSER: Anyways. I have a question. MARIO MARIO: We do. MARIO BOWSER: No duh, dummy. Mario Mario starts hitting his head, trying to get Bowser's brain out. he hits it hard enough, that it flies out. But, the bad part, it flies into a boo, and then the boo turns into Bowser becuase it has a real brain. EVERYONE: Uh-oh... [ January 09, 2003, 11:31 PM: Message edited by: Mayor Matthius ] |
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| 01-10-2003, 02:29 PM | #20 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Boo Voice: Help me! Bowser Voice: Your body is my host, now! So accept it, and shut up! Boo Voice: But I don't wanna. Bowser Voice: Shut up! <Suddenly, Bowser takes control. Then, Mr. Mysterio appears.> Mr. Mysterio: Bowser, your days of evil are over! Bowser: Who are you? Mr. Mysterio: I am Mr. Mysterio, and I am a phantom! Bowser: Big deal. Mr. Mysterio: I challenge you to an RPG-style battle! Bowser: Ok! <The arena is set. They are ready to go.> Mr. Mysterio: Phantom Whip Attack! <50 damage done on Bowser.> Bowser: Fire Breath! <23 damage done on Mr. Mysterio.> Mr. Mysterio: Phantasm Force! <80 damage done on Bowser.> Bowser: Look I just wanna know how I came back to life after falling in the lava in Super Mario Bros. Mr. Mysterio: Why didn't you say so in the first place? It wasn't lava. It was cherry soda. It's fizz made it look like splashing lava. Bowser: Oh. And the lava bubbles? Mr. Mysterio: Just giant soda bubbles. Bowser: Who put the soda in there instead of lava? Mr. Mysterio: A traitor in your army. Bowser: And who was the traitor? Mr. Mysterio: Goomba 5395. Bowser: Goomba 5395, is this true? Goomba 5395: Yes. Bowser: Then prepare yourself for... <Suddenly, Mr. Mysterio's hand starts glowing and he magically pulls Bowser's brain out, without getting goo on his hand. "Bowser" turns back into a Boo and falls to the ground.> Boo: Huh? Where...am I? What...happened. Mr. Mysterio: Bowser's brain possessed you. But, it cannot do anything anymore. ???: That's what you think! <Suddenly, Kamek appears and grabs the brain.> Kamek: Time Travel Spell, warp us to 2460 AD! <They disappear.> Mario: We must follow them. <Mario, Luigi, Toad 5th, Goomba 5395, Mr. Mysterio, and the Boo warp to that time, too.> Mr. Mysterio: We must find Kamek! Boo: Shouldn't I introduce myself, first? Goomba 5395: Why not. Boo: I am Albert. I am highly skilled in boxing and I have a laser gun. Luigi: Good, you're in. Albert: Thanks. ???: HA! YOU'RE TOO LATE! [ January 10, 2003, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Mysterio ] |
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