Super Mario Bros: Infinities

01-12-2003, 05:59 PM

Has anyone seen those Empire Strikes Back: Infinities comic books? If you haven't, basically it's Empire Strikes Back, but with twists and things happening differently(Luke dies, Cloud City blows up, Boba Fett gets frozen in Carbonite, etc.). This is like that: you rewrite Mario's life, starting from Donkey Kong and working your way up one game at a time. Get it? Ok, go.

01-13-2003, 03:37 PM

OO! I've heard of this!

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Dk ran through the Brooklyn streets, with Pauline hanging off his back. Mario the carpenter chased him.

Mario: Give Pauline back, you darn dirty ape!

DK: Uh-oh! (turns to look at Mario and falls down an open manhole)

Mr. Game & Watch: (holding man hole cover) Darn. There goes my high score.

Mario leaps into the sewers and continues chasing DK.

DK: Ugly Man bes catching up! (slips and falls into a large green pipe.)

Mario: I'll save you Pauline! (jumps into green pipe)

Where does this mysterious pipe lead to? Find out next time on Super Mario Kong Bros!

01-24-2003, 03:59 PM

Suddenly, they find themselves in a throne room in space.

???: What are you doing here?

Mario/DK: Huh?

They both turn around and see an old man in a black robe and hood sitting on a throne.

DK: Who you?

Old Man: I am Emperor Palpatine, and you have trespassed on my Death Star!

Mario: Death Star?

Palpatine: Yes, the most powerful weapon in the universe. I see you have trespassed using one of the pipes my agents hooked up to mine.

Mario: Look, this stupid ape just kidnapped my girlfriend. I'm trying to catch him and kick his butt!

DK: Stupid? DK not stupid! DK know that 1+1=3.

Mario: It's 1+1=2, you nutcase!

DK: WHAT!? NOW UGLY MAN TICK DK OFF! DK SMASH UGLY...

Palpatine: SILENCE!

DK: You dare tell DK silence? DK smash old coot! *puts Pauline down*

Palpatine: I dare you even try.

DK: *jumps high into the air* TAKE THIS!

Palpatine: *gets out of chair* Your fleeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side!

Right before DK smashes him, Palpatine shocks him with thunderbolts, forcing him into the wall. SPLAT!

DK: Ouch.

Palpatine: You will pay the price for your lack of vision!

Suddenly, Palpatine shocks DK even more.

DK: HELP DK! ARRGH!

Mario: (This is my chance to escape with Pauline! But I can't leave DK! But if he dies, he will never bother us again! But he's not worth it! Should I save him, or not?)

What will Mario do? Will he leave his arch rival's fate at the hands of the wicked Emperor? Or will he save DK, and continue trying to rescue Pauline? Find out next time, on Super Mario Bros.: Infinites!

[ January 24, 2003, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: Fusion, the Semi-God of Power ]

01-12-2003, 05:59 PM	#1
Yoshimaster007 Guest Posts: n/a	Has anyone seen those Empire Strikes Back: Infinities comic books? If you haven't, basically it's Empire Strikes Back, but with twists and things happening differently(Luke dies, Cloud City blows up, Boba Fett gets frozen in Carbonite, etc.). This is like that: you rewrite Mario's life, starting from Donkey Kong and working your way up one game at a time. Get it? Ok, go.

01-13-2003, 03:37 PM	#2
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	OO! I've heard of this! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dk ran through the Brooklyn streets, with Pauline hanging off his back. Mario the carpenter chased him. Mario: Give Pauline back, you darn dirty ape! DK: Uh-oh! (turns to look at Mario and falls down an open manhole) Mr. Game & Watch: (holding man hole cover) Darn. There goes my high score. Mario leaps into the sewers and continues chasing DK. DK: Ugly Man bes catching up! (slips and falls into a large green pipe.) Mario: I'll save you Pauline! (jumps into green pipe) Where does this mysterious pipe lead to? Find out next time on Super Mario Kong Bros!

01-24-2003, 03:59 PM	#3
WillTheExtraGuy Guest Posts: n/a	Suddenly, they find themselves in a throne room in space. ???: What are you doing here? Mario/DK: Huh? They both turn around and see an old man in a black robe and hood sitting on a throne. DK: Who you? Old Man: I am Emperor Palpatine, and you have trespassed on my Death Star! Mario: Death Star? Palpatine: Yes, the most powerful weapon in the universe. I see you have trespassed using one of the pipes my agents hooked up to mine. Mario: Look, this stupid ape just kidnapped my girlfriend. I'm trying to catch him and kick his butt! DK: Stupid? DK not stupid! DK know that 1+1=3. Mario: It's 1+1=2, you nutcase! DK: WHAT!? NOW UGLY MAN TICK DK OFF! DK SMASH UGLY... Palpatine: SILENCE! DK: You dare tell DK silence? DK smash old coot! puts Pauline down Palpatine: I dare you even try. DK: jumps high into the air TAKE THIS! Palpatine: gets out of chair Your fleeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! Right before DK smashes him, Palpatine shocks him with thunderbolts, forcing him into the wall. SPLAT! DK: Ouch. Palpatine: You will pay the price for your lack of vision! Suddenly, Palpatine shocks DK even more. DK: HELP DK! ARRGH! Mario: (This is my chance to escape with Pauline! But I can't leave DK! But if he dies, he will never bother us again! But he's not worth it! Should I save him, or not?) What will Mario do? Will he leave his arch rival's fate at the hands of the wicked Emperor? Or will he save DK, and continue trying to rescue Pauline? Find out next time, on Super Mario Bros.: Infinites! [ January 24, 2003, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: Fusion, the Semi-God of Power ]