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 01-16-2003, 12:24 AM | #1 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Once upon a nice, normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom, everyone woke up, happy and cheerfu-. Aw, lemmie just get to the point- except for some clothes and food, everything was missing. Mario: My hats missing! I can't jump anymore!! Luigi: Same here, and our Italian accents are gone! Mario and Luigi: OUR BEDS!!!!!!! The castle.... Peach: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MAKEUP!!!!! MU BEAUTIFUL BED!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bowsers Castle..... Bowser: *snooore* Koopalings run in. Larry: KING DAD, EVERYTHINGS MISSING!!!!!! MY PLANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Bowser: Uh-huh...... Morton: M-m-m-my TAPE RECORDER!!! Bowser; Yep.... Wendy: MY MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bowser: Ok......... Iggy: My good pair of glasses!! Bowser: Sure... Roy: All my being a bully stuff! Bowser: Whatever..... Lemmy: *sniff* My ball..... Bowser: Yep.... Ludwig: All my experiments! Bowser: Hmm..... Bowser Jr. (play SMS): My *sniffle* PAINTBRUSH!!!!! Bowser: Yeah...... Koopalings: AND ALL OUR OTHER STUFF, EVEN OUR BEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bowser: Whatever.... Roy: All yer stuff is gone too, including that picture of Peach.... Bowser: .......*eyes suddenly open wide* My....... *sits up* Picture................. *stands up* Of Peach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *roars at full blast* MARIO IS GONNA PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! |
| 01-16-2003, 05:58 PM | #2 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | *Meanwhile, at Wario's castle...* Wario: MWAHAHA!!! I-a stole everybody's-a stuff-a, including their-a most valued belongings-a! Now they-a are miserable. Let's-a see...the Mario-a Bros. accents, Bowser's pictures of-a Peach, Yugi's-a Millenium Puzzle, and-a Mr. Mysterio's power-a battery. Now-a then, I had-a better put these-a in my-a safe! *He puts them in his safe.* Wario: Guards! Guards: Yessir! Wario: Guard-a the safe with your-a lives! Guards: Yessir! *Meanwhile, at Mr. Mysterio's house...* Mr. Mysterio: Dang. No power. No computer. No tube (TV). No nothing. I'm gonna call all my friends! Wait, I can't use my phone. Ah, well. I'll use my cellphone. *So, he calls all the people who got robbed and they meet at Peach's castle.* Yugi: He stole my Millenium Puzzle! Bowser: He stole my pictures of Peach in her bikinis! Mr. Mysterio: I know who did it! It was Wario! Since all the other characters (including myself) were robbed, he is the only one who could've done it. Now, I have a plan. First we will... |
| 01-16-2003, 06:55 PM | #3 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Mario: Eat!!!!!!!!!!!! People stare. Mario: Its breakfast time and I'm straved..... Peach: But we only have very little food, and nothing to cook it with.... Bowser: We got my fire power still, I think. *tries to breathe fire but fails* >.< *roars* Ludwig: If only we still had our magic wands.... Luigi: Who made this topic? Toad: *looks up* Some chick with the sn Kolorado..... Wendy: *snickers* What moron could love Paper Mario so much to give herself that sn?!?! At my house.... Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paper Mario, Super Mario RPG, Final Fantasy IV, ALL my games and stuff, GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: You'll live.... Now were are all my utensils? And food? Me: ....*sighs and goes outside, were everything from rocks to grass is missing. Even huge piles of dirt are gone!* Only one moron steals even soil..... Wario!! |
| 01-16-2003, 09:09 PM | #4 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Then Dragoshi crashed into the ground,slammed into Bowser who crashed into Luigi who slammed right into Yugi who smashed into Mario who crash landed into a tree Bowser,Yugi,Mario,Luigi,and Dragoshi:Ouch! Dragoshi:Note to self never combine jet packs with a trampolein and a tricerium crystal again. Bowser:And I thought I had a hard head! Luigi:I feel like swiss cheese. Yugi:Ouch knocked by 129 pounds of plumber. Mario:I heard of slammers but that was rediculous! Lemmy and Iggy:Who are you and what did Wario steal from you? Dragoshi:My name is Dragoshi and Wario stole a Gamecube from me along with a Luigi's Mansion game. Bowser and the Koopalings:$350 worth of gaming? Dragoshi:Yes. Yugi:All we have to do is go to Wario's catle and beat him. Mario,Luigi,Bowser,Dragoshi,Koopalings,and Peach:It's not THAT easy Yugi. Yugi  arn what do we have to defeat Wario to get our stuff back?Dragoshi:We have to defeat Wario's 33 Gaurdians. Peach:33!!!!!!!!!????????? Dragoshi:Yes 33  .Mario Brothers:We have to work as a team where is the first gaurdian? Dragoshi:Mount DEDEDE. Roy Koopa:Onward to Mount DEDEDE! Then everyone goes to Mount DEDEDE Gaurdian 1:I am.......... [ January 16, 2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: dragoshi ] |
| 01-16-2003, 10:46 PM | #5 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Guardian 1: Meta-KIng Dedede! Everyone: ......o.o;; Mario: You-a just look like a metal Dedede... MKD: Yeah, well, so what?! Luigi: Uh, look, Kirby! MKD: Really were? Peach: I guess the first ones a chump.... Yugi: I'll say.... |
| 01-16-2003, 11:09 PM | #6 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender:  Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | Mario: On to guard #2! <Guard #2 is revealed to be...Meta-Bowser!> Meta-Bowser: Bwa ha ha! I am a superior robotic form of Bowser! Prepare to die! <Meta-Bowser starts firing missiles at everyone> Dragoshi: Dragon Yoshi Breath Attack! <Dragoshi fires a giant fireball at Meta-Boweser burning him to a crisp> Yugi: These guardians seem suspiciously easy. Voice: Or maybe you have just been lucky! Prepare yourself for the end! I am Guard #3! |
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| 01-17-2003, 08:49 AM | #7 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | SD:Shadow DeDeDe! Yugi:Look! Kirby! SD:nice try,but each gaurdian is smarter than the one before! Yugi arn!Mario:Fludd water spin attack! SD:I'm immune to that pathetic attack Dragoshi:Big Bowser drop! Dragoshi carries Bowser by flight then drops him on Shadow DeDeDe SD:Ouch! Mario:Anyone want Shadow DeDeDe pancakes ?Everyone except mario:What a bad pun! Luigi:Where is gaurdian 4? Boo:Tutankoopa's temple. Iggy:Thanks. What's your name and what did Wario steal from you? Gecko:My name's Gecko and Wario stole the Donut Ghost House Bowser,Dragoshi,Luigi,Mario,And Yugi:A whole house????????????!!!!!!!!! Gecko:Yes a whole house. Iggy:Onward to Tutankoopa's temple! G4:I am........... [ January 17, 2003, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: dragoshi ] |
| 01-17-2003, 03:52 PM | #8 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | G4-meta shadow dedede! every1-another one! meta shadow dedede-yes and i brought my human pet ryoga!(lol) ryoga attack! me-flame of the dragon! mario lifts pics of akane me-! meta shadow dedede-? attack you useless bum! i glare me-flame of the dragon! meta shadow dedede-  boooooom! me-stupid moron hey plumber boy can i join you? mario-ummmmmmmm ok? |
| 01-18-2003, 08:12 PM | #9 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: location Posts: 382 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Then MetaShadowDeDeDe got up and ran away, who knows where. Maybe the place where the safe was. And then guards 5 through 29 popped out from nowhere. Mario: Oh ****! ... Hey! My first curse! Anyone: What are those? Guards: We'e the 25-team of Mr. Game and Watches! Yoshi: I remember you from... SSB or whatever. But you're supposed to be very weak. Mr. G&W: Not anymore! Well at least not now that we got the aid of Guards 5b through 34b! The Lonesome Team of Fighting Wireframes! Dragoshi: Wait. I know how to handle this. I know SSB! Dragoshi takes control of the battlefield and eventully leads to defeat. Luigi suddenly wakes up. Luigi: WHAT? Luigi looks around. Metal Shadow Queen DaDaDa has been staring at him for hours... ...Just like the others members of the gang. The fight starts again. |
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| 01-18-2003, 10:00 PM | #10 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Guess. Posts: 3,486 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Suddenly, many machinegun rounds fly down, ritchoting off the ground. Some hit some of the guards and some fly into the air. Luigi: 'The heck???? Kolorado: There aren't any machineguns in SSBM! Self (NO, NOT ME, THE STICK PERSON): Maybe it's a Mr.Game and Watch with a machine gun? Peach: Where did you come from? Self: I'm Self, the stick person with a pistol! Peach: ....T_T Self: What? Peach: A pistol? Self: But it's not only a pistol, it's the SUPAR BEAM1 Watch the power! HYOOOOO111 *Self fires the pistol at a pair of unsuspecting guards. A rather out-of-proportion white beam flies out, hitting the guards. The guards explode in green, red, and brown. When the beam disappears, a few melting parts of the guards are left.* Mario: ...Where'd you get that? Self: Well...um.... Bowser: No time to talk, the guards are still attacking! *The fight goes on, and soon, the machine gun fire starts again. This time, with it, a Marine with green colouring slams into the stage, hitting one of the guards and crushing it. The Marine gets up, ignored by the combatants. For some reason, he fires at some of the guards, doing quite a bit of damage. Later on, he calls to the winners (Bowser, Mario and the rest).* Marine: Hey! You guys! Kolorado: Who are you? Marine: I am Massimiliano. Kolorado: Weren't you a Spanard? Massimiliano: Well, I was, but something happened a while ago, before Wario stole everyone's stuff. 'Some other dimension or something. Anyways, he stole some of my stuff, and barely managed to get out of my house without me on his ass. Can I join you guys in this fight? Mario: Well, the more people we can get to help, the faster we can all get our things back... Peach: Alright! Luigi: Now let's get a move on! The place is collapsing! Bowser: ? He's right! *Everyone begins running out of the stage.* |
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| 01-19-2003, 04:56 PM | #11 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | *Suddenly, Merlon (the wizard guy from Paper Mario) appears.* Merlon: Can I join you? Mr. Mysterio: What did Wario steal from you? Merlon: My durn crystal ball. Yugi: Ok, you're hired. Merlon: Good, I shall teleport us out of here. *Everyone is teleported to the next stage: The Shadow Realm, where a familiar figure awaits them.* Everyone: Marik? Marik: Yes, it is I, Marik! With my Millenium Rod, I am unstoppable! Yugi: I challenge you to a duel! Marik: Don't bother trying, little Yugi! Yami is the more courageous one! But, since Wario has the Millenium Puzzle, Yami cannot help you! Yugi: I will do this alone! Marik: Whatever you say, little Yugi! It's time to duel! [ January 19, 2003, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: Merlon ] |
| 01-19-2003, 11:40 PM | #12 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | BOTH:Lets duel!!! YUGI:I will begin with the Dark Magician! MARIK:Wait a minute...Wario stole your cards!!! YUGI:Oh...I gues I call the Magician Merlon!!! MERLON:What?Why me? YUGI:You're the next best thing! MERLON:I have an attack power of of 100!!!Mario has one of 2600,Dragoshi 2000,Bowser 2800,and after everyone,I'm the worst person in this group of attack power!I'm not a magician,I just give readings of the future!!! YUGI:Yes,But I think Marik is an idiot who will use a dark hole thinking you're very strong!!! MARIK o you realize you said that out loud?I call Kuribo!!!The weakest card in the game!!!Attack!!!Kuribo appears,then flies over to Merlon,then gets ready to attack... MERLON:Hey,look,there's...ummmmm...something Kuribos like!!! the Kuribo looks,then Merlon punches it 5 times,then it dies and Marik changes to 1700 life points. MARIK:Hey!That's not right!He cant attack more then once!!! MERLON:I'm not a card,so I dont have to apply to those rules.I may be paper,but that's just because of the game that I'm in!!! MARIK:Ok,then.I'll just get a mindless monster that cant think whats behind it!!!An absolute killing machine!!!One that won't even listen to me and just eat me!!!I call...wait just a minute... He leaves to Wario's castle,then comes back after some safe robbing MARIK:I'm lucky he stole this from the center of the earth,I send out the mindless dragon!!! the dragon eats him MARIO:Oh,no... TO BE CONTINUED!!! P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing! |
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| 01-20-2003, 03:23 PM | #13 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | *Suddenly, the dragon explodes. Everyone can see that Merlon is unharmed.* Marik: But, you're too weak to have destroyed him! Merlon: Fool! I lied about my powers! I have an attack power of 4000! And plus, I am the strongest magician in the world! Mr. Mysterio: And I am the strongest phantom in the world! Everyone: ... Marik: Right. NOW DIE, MERLON! ROD BEAM! Merlon: Barrier! *The Rod Beam is blocked.* Merlon: My turn! Warlock Punch! Ganondorf: *appears* Don't make me come over there. Merlon: Sorry. What did Wario steal from you? Ganondorf: My porn pictures of Zelda! Marik: Come on! Make your move! Merlon: Eye Laser! *Merlon zaps the Millenium Rod out of Marik's hand.* Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Suddenly, Marik loses all the evil inside of himself.* Marik: Huh? Where am I? Everyone: THE SHADOW REALM, STUPID! Marik: Geez, you don't have to yell! ???: Marik, you are a terrible vessel! *Suddenly, the Rod rises in the air.* Marik: Millenium Rod, you can talk? Rod: Yes, you fool! And I will destroy you all! TO BE CONTINUED... [ January 20, 2003, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Merlon ] |
| 01-20-2003, 04:05 PM | #14 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Lemmy:We challenge- Iggy:you to a- Dragoshi:3 0n 1 Battle! Rod:I accept your challenge fools! Mario:The Millenium Rod's health points in an RPG batlle is 2000 Lemmy:My health is 699 Iggy:Mine is 700 Dragoshi:Mine's 1300 Dragoshi attacks Millenium Rod with Big Bowser Drop 999 damage to Millenium Rod. Iggy uses special ability hatred ritual. Lemmy uses special ability hatred ritual. Special Attack Brotherly Hate activated 501 damage done to Millenium Rod. Millenium Rod uses rod swipe 100 damage to Dragoshi. Dragoshi uses Dragoon ritual. Lemmy uses Ultimatium ritual. Iggy uses Fusion ritual. special ability Dragoon Ultimatium activated 9999 damage to Millenium Rod. Millenium Rod destroyed Rod:Ahh! Then everyone except Marik and the Millenium Rod are transported to Lemmy's Land. Lemmy:My website's been taken over by a villain! G-31:Yes I am the one who did it and I am............. |
| 01-20-2003, 04:16 PM | #15 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | *G-31 throws off his cloak.* Merlon: It can't be! G-31: Yes, it is I, Meta Cooler! Mr. Mysterio: Weren't you killed? Meta Cooler: Yes, but King Yama gave me a second chance. Mr. Mysterio: In that case, I will fight you! *Mr. Mysterio takes off his hood, revealing a white mask on his face.* Mr. Mysterio: Now let's get it on! *They exchange punches and kicks until finally, Mr. Mysterio blasts Meta Cooler into the sun.* Meta Cooler: NOOOOO! It burns! It burns! *dies* *Suddenly, they are all teleported to a Martial Arts arena, where Cell awaits them.* Cell: Prepare for your doom! ???: Not if I can help it! *Suddenly, Marik appears.* Lemmy: Weren't you trapped in the Shadow Realm? Marik: Nope! I just screamed, "Let me out!," and then I was free! Iggy: Well, without your Rod, you can't do anything. Marik: Says me! I know Martial Arts and Ki blasts. Mario: Ok, you're in. Marik: Thanks. Cell: Now, boy! Prepare for your doom! Marik: We'll see about that! |
| 01-20-2003, 07:42 PM | #16 | |
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You're from LEMMY'S LAND TOO?!?! ^^ COOLNESS!!!! Betcha you'll never guess who I am there! | |
| 01-20-2003, 10:19 PM | #17 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | well i'm not a member but i'm a big fan of the mysteries and interviews sections. |
| 01-20-2003, 10:49 PM | #18 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Interviews, aye? I got interviews. Make a wild guess and guess who I am. Hint: I am a girl (I really am a girl....) |
| 01-20-2003, 10:59 PM | #19 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Suddenly,Gohan appears MARIO:What did Wario steal from you? GOHAN:A senzu bean. CELL:Wait a minute...you?!?!?! GOHAN:Yes!!!Now I'm going to get revenge on you for killing my dad...again!!! Gohan chases Cell and they go and go until they can't be seen,then evryone appears in a dark room... ???:Hahaha!!!I am the final of the Wario gaurds!Now,to reveal myself!!! The lights turn on,revealing a labrotory and that he is... EVERYONE::Gasp!!!: GAMECHAMP:Yes!It's me!Gamechamp,the poster!Now,I will use my buster gun arm to destroy you!Plus,because I'm the poster,I can just write you to be mindless dweebs that wont attack!!!Now to shoot! Gamechamp shot,but then a video game cartridge came out. GAMECHAMP:Wait,Mystical Ninja?I thought Wario stole this!Thats the main reason I joined him!To butter him up so he would give it back!Can I join on your quest? TO BE CONTINUED... P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing! |
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| 01-21-2003, 12:01 AM | #20 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Me: I guess..... But when you see my stuff hands off!! My parents'll keel me if I don't get their stuff back. Mario: What exactly did he take from you? Me: Well...... My Gamecube, my NES, my SNES, my N64, my Gameboy Color, my Gameboy Advance, all my games, my TV, my VCR, my DVD player, my DVD's, the computer, all my game posters, some pictures I drew, some food. My plushies, some old movies I recorded a- Bowser: Ok, Ok, we get the point...... o.O;; What DIDN'T Wario take? Me: ...................................He didn't take the gum I've been chewing since 2 days ago. Everyone: Ewww..... Me: Whaaaat? I like gum! ^^ *chew chew chew chew....* Roy: Aw, lets just find Wario already so I can beat 'im to a bloody pulp!! ???: I doubt that.... Everyone: Its... Its.... SAMUS ARAN!!!Bowser: No armor.... *drool* Samus: That moron!! He stole my armor, my food, everything!!! Even my spaceship!!! I had to borrow one to get here..... I guess you all lost something too... Larry: Yeah.... He stole all our most important stuff. Samus: Then I'm in with you, I guess.... (as long as the guys keep away!!!) |
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