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 01-25-2003, 04:58 PM | #1 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | One day, at Mr. T.'s house... Mr. T.: I'm bored! I'm gonna find me a foo to pity! So Mr. T. goes to the park. When he gets there, he finds Bill Gates stealing candy from a baby while its mother isn't looking. Mr. T.: I pity da foo who steals candy from a baby when its momma ain't lookin'! Bill Gates: What're you gonna do about it? Mr. T.: I'm gonna throw you! So Mr. T. throws Bill Gates into a pond. Bill Gates: I'll get you for this! *get out of the pond and goes home* Mr. T.: Now to go home. ???: Stop, you're under arrest! Mr. T. turns and sees a policeman holding handcuffs. Mr. T.: Am I under arrest? Policeman: Yeah! You just robbed the bank! Mr. T.: I did not, foo! Policeman: Yes you did! We have evidence! *holds up picture of Mr. T. robbin' the bank* Mr. T.: That's a clone, foo! Policeman: Come with me! Mr. T.: I will not, foo! Policeman: Then you will fight me! So they throw punches. The policeman kicks Mr. T. in the crotch. Mr. T. falls to the ground. He wakes up in a jail cell. Mr. T.: HEY, LEMME OUT, FOO! Guard: No way! You gotta serve a billion years! *falls asleep* Mr. T.: Hey, the back wall of this cell is made of bricks! I can knock them down! So, Mr. T. punches the bricks and escapes. Luckily, all of security is asleep, so he doesn't get caught. Meanwhile, at Bill Gates' lair... Bill Gates: Mwahaha! I have made Mr. T. a wanted man with my android! Soon he will pay for throwing me into the pond! Meanwhile, at Mr. T.'s house. Mr. T.: I gotta get Mario! Mr. T. goes down the drain in his tub and ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mr. T.: Now to find that Mario foo! |
| 01-26-2003, 12:06 PM | #2 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Please lock this topic, cuz no one is replying. |
| 02-05-2003, 08:41 PM | #3 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Guess. Posts: 3,486 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mister T plows through the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mushroom People look up at him as he walks by, for they have never in their life have seen a black person. At Mario and Luigi's house, Luigi is taking a nap on the newly installed hammok (or was it hammock?) outside. He wakes up as Mr.T walks into the front yard. Mr.T: Hey Luigi! Luigi: Ah, who do we have here? Mr.T: It's me, Mr.T, you fool! Luigi: 'Never heard of you, but anyways...what is it? Mr.T: A'hm looking around for Mario so I can take on Bill Gates! Luigi: Mario is off in the Mushroom Kingdom fixing pipes. I just finished fixing a problem with Toad's sink. Mr.T: Well, I can't wait for the Italian all day! Can you come with me to beat that Bill Gates sucka? Luigi: Well, yes, but- Mr.T: Good enough! Let's go, man! *So Mr.T runs off with Luigi, off to get revenge on Bill Gates.* |
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| 02-06-2003, 06:35 PM | #4 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | when Mr.T and luigi came back up the pipe they found that the android of Mr.T was standing there. Mr.T looked it up and down and said, 'I pity the foo who goes around lookin like me' and threw a punch, the android caught his arm and said, 'I.fEeL.sOrRy.ToWaRdS.tHe.FoOl.WhO.tRiEs.To.HuRt.M e' and punched Mr.T through a wall |
| 02-07-2003, 02:19 PM | #5 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Mario: Magma Beam! The beam doesn't work. Luigi: Volcanic Energy! There is a fiery explosion, but the android doesn't get harmed. Android: I feel sorry for the foo who tries to hurt me! Suddenly, Mr. T. runs up behind the android and punches him into the wall. Mr. T.: I pity da foo who says,"feel sorry", instead of, "pity". Mario: Mr. T., you did it! Luigi: Yeah, but who did that? *points to the sky* Everyone sees a fleet of X-Box like starships. The entire Kingdom can hear Bill Gates' voice. Bill Gates: Alright, if anyone has seen Mr. T., turn him over to me, and I might not do this! Suddenly, one of the starships fires a laser at one of the Mushroom Army bases, blowing it up. Bill Gates: Remember that, and we will have no trouble. TO BE CONTINUED... |
| 02-10-2003, 08:55 AM | #6 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | Bill Gates: Im going back to my layer but ill leave u this toy to play with! *a large container falls from one of the starships* Bill Gates: Its my Mr.T Android Mark II, complete with Foo-seeking missiles and Sukka-grenades!!! *flies off with all the starships laughing madly* *the Crate opens* Mario:  Luigi: Mr.T: dam you 2 foos, lets beat this metal sukka.... |
| 02-10-2003, 01:24 PM | #7 |
| Banned Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Canada, eh? Take off hosers. Posts: 2,820 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | You are a piece of ****, person who started the topic. You stole that from the Mr. T vs Bill Gates comic. |
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| 02-10-2003, 07:41 PM | #8 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | OOC: I couldn't think of anything better. Yami Yoshi, can you please lock this topic before I kill Yes Man Jr.? |
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