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 02-08-2003, 01:34 AM | #1 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | [Edit: I'm sorry, but the "additions" made by Sir Lupus and Napoleon have totally ruined a perfect plotline and thus must be deleted or lock immediately.] [ February 10, 2003, 07:48 AM: Message edited by: Stone Cutters Member Number 329 ] |
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| 02-09-2003, 04:30 PM | #2 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | It says, "Knightmare Adventures Info.". So, DVGBA walks through the topic "door" (Hey, he's already in the computer, it's allowed.) and sees the huge topic "dimension". He sees some giant words in the air that say "If you want the tips, go here to "http://mmorpg.com/reviews/knightmare.html/". A door appears and he is about to walk through when suddenly... ???: Do not go in, you shall be trapped there for all eternity. DVGBA: Huh? Who's there? Suddenly, a man in a black cloak with long, loose sleeves on it appears out of nowhere. Man: I am, for I am The Game Master. DVGBA: The legendary Game Master? Why are you talking to me? GM: This crisis is so great, that it requires my power to destroy it! DVGBA: Oh, so who's responsible for the crisis? GM: An evil, Mario-like virus named Code Pasta. He captures teenagers to absorb their youth to make him stronger. DVGBA: Well, I've gotta go save those teens. GM: I will go with you. So, they walk into the door. What is to be expected in the horrors of the Knightmare Adventures review? TO BE CONTINUED... [ February 09, 2003, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: The Game Master ] |
| 02-09-2003, 09:59 PM | #3 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *after walking through a protal, they end up on the MMORPG website containing the review of "Knightmare Adventures"* Game Master: OK, so here we are. DVGBA: So tell me more about this Code Pasta virus. Game Master: It's been rumored that Mario joined Goldrock Entertainment to get revenge on the Neglected Characters section of SMBHQ. As far as I can tell, Code Pasta was first implanted on the VGF servers that automaticly send a beta invite to anyone that goes to the NC webpage. DVGBA: No wonder I'm holding this invite in my storage container. *DVGBA pulls out a slip that saids "You are invited to a closed beta test for Knightmare Adventues."* DVGBA: I never signed up for any sort of beta test. Game Master: Same here. I also got that beta invite. DVGBA: Hmm... we should go to the NC Board to see if anybody has the same beta invite. I'm sure we can at least solve this situation. *DVGBA turns around, but Game Master holds him back* Game Master: Why the rush? Don't you want to get a little deeper into this? DVGBA: I think it is easier returning with more people. Game Master: Yeah, but I know for a fact that several NC Board regulars are stuck in the game. DVGBA: How did you know this? Game Master: *grins* I've experienced it. The Code Pasta is a virus that is the most powerful that I've even been in combat with. I promised to everyone that I would bring the one that will free them all. DVGBA: So... that means I will be the hero? Game Master: Yes, you have untapped potental that you have never experienced in your life. You will discover them as I teach you. DVGBA: Will I get the girl? Game Master:  I'll pretend that I never heard that. *muttering* Such a predictable novice...DVGBA: Shall we go now? Game Master: Yes, but first I much teach you how to log in. It involves hacking into the server. I shall teach you now... |
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| 02-10-2003, 01:43 AM | #4 |
| Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly Code Pasta is destroyed by the Death Star* Darth Jon: Bwahahaha! DVGBA: You! I can't believe you! I'll kill you! GM: I need to go and get my keys cut. DVGBA: I will come with you. *GM, DVGBA and some random hippy named Barry jump in the Nerf Mobile. They drive to the key cutter's, only they take a wrong turn and crash into the Great Wall of China* DVGBA: Holy crap! We can't get past the border into New Tainer! *Superman appears* Superman: Never fear! I will break down the Great Wall of China and let you into New Tainer! DVGBA: You'd do that for me! Superman: No, I'd do it for Don Bradman!  Don Bradman: You make me proud Superman. Superman: I love you! *The Nerf Mobile drives into New Tainer, where a kid picks up DVGBA* Fat Kid: OMG oMG SUPAR MARIO ADVANCE!11 Other Kid: Wow man I want it! Give it to me you fatass! Fat Kid: Shut up you otherass! I play Super Mario Advance SHUTUP!P1 *DVGBA is dropped to the ground as the two kids fight, and it shatters and all his pieces are thrown all over a huge picture of Dolph Lundgren.*  GM: Now me must collect all the pieces of DVGBA from this picture of Dolph Lundgren! Barry: Yes! But first we must travel to India to get Shurj Majori to join us! *IN INDIA* Shurj Majori: Yes I will join you! *IN NEW TAINER* Shurj Majori: I use my powers of Elbows to make the pieces come together! Darth Jon: NOOOOO!!! *The Death Star is destroyed by a huge foot which appears out of the sun* Darth Jon: FOOLS I WILL GET MY VENGEANCE!!! DVGBA: Yeah, we did it! Sun: No you didn't! For I am Mr. Sun, bringer of pain and anguish! I shall destroy New Zealand, New England, Newport, and every other location with New in its name! BWAHAH! *Suddenly Michael Jackson appears and wraps the sun in metal to protect the world.* TO BE CONTINUED |
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| 02-10-2003, 02:01 AM | #5 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly, DVGBA and his unmentioned sidekick, Rod Stewart are destroyed by a nuclear strike*  DVGBA's Parents: We must summon the Beatles using the power of salt to bring him back to life! Only they can save us now! *DVGBA's Parents pour salt into a large cauldron, and chant random Beatles lyrics, and the Beatles come out of the pot*  John Lennon: Hello! DVGBA's Parents: Hello. Can you help us bring our son back to life? Ringo: Sure we can! Paul: Shut up, Ringo. Nobody likes you. Ringo: Eat glass *****! *Ringo throws an empty bottle of wine at Paul McCartney* George Harrison: Stop it you two! There are people who need our help! DVGBA's Parents: Will you help us? George Harrison: Sure. We need to hitch a ride to the land of the blue meanies! *The Beatles walk onto the street, and the Wiggles in their big red car drive by*  Ringo: Get in boys! Anthony Field: **** off! We just got this car serviced! The Beatles (altogether): BEATLE POWER GO GO BEATLE RANGERS NA NA NA NA GO GO BEATLE RANGERS! *The Beatles decapitate the wiggles except Jeff Fatt who is still asleep in the back seat* John Lennon: Wake up Jeff! Jeff Fatt: Uh..where am i? Oh crap, i got drunk again and fell asleep! Ringo: Die! *The Beatles pour hot soup down Jeff's mouth and it melts away Jeff's innards* George Harrison: Lets drive. *The Beatles travel to the land of the blue meanies and reach the border, and drive up to a toll-booth* Mick Jagger: Who goes there!  Ringo (Under his breath): Oh ****, not him. He's such a rip off of us! Mick Jagger: EAT MY WATERMELON AND I WILL LET YOU PASS John Lennon: Ok, we will have a slice *The Beatles all eat Mick Jagger's watermelon* Paul: That was nice! What was in it? Mick: Beatle juice! Oh ho ho ho ho! *Mick pulls up the road block, and the Beatles drive into the Land of the Blue Meanies in an attempt to bring DVGBA back to life* TO BE CONTINUED..! [ February 10, 2003, 02:08 AM: Message edited by: Napoleon Bonaparte ] |
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| 02-10-2003, 02:22 AM | #6 |
| Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly, Richard Hatch appears from behind a lamppost*  Hatch: You have my precioussssss! Paul: Shut up you fool! Hatch: Hand over the million dollars or I'll kill you all! George: Arm the nuke! *The nuke fires into Hatch, but Hatch dodges and the nuke blows up the castle of the Land of Blue Meanies* Blue Meanies: Arm the other nuke!  *Suddenly a war breaks out and the Beatles' car is broken.* John: We must quest to get a new car! *The Beatles quest for two years to find a new car* MEANWHILE IN SGT PEPPER'S FORT OF DOOM* Pepper: Hahahaha! No one knows I have the Disc of Enlightenment which can finally put an end to the Monkees! The Monkees: Hey hey we're the Monkees!  Pepper: You ripped off my act! Geno: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen! *the people are deleted by the Delete Button. Unfortunately this causes a distubance in the force and the Wiggles are revived* *BACK IN THE LAND OF THE BLUE MEANIES* Ringo: Ringo Beam! Blue Meanie: Beam of Ringo! Wiggles: Stop this senseless fighting, fools!  Ringo: We killed you! Wiggles: Richard Hatch is truly trying to kill you all! He is DVGBA is diguise! Hatch: You liar! *Hatch jumps into a clone machine* TO BE CONTINUED... |
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| 02-10-2003, 02:36 AM | #7 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Richard Hatch Clone # 1: Now we will conquer this earth. The Beatles: Run away! To Davy Jones' house! *The Beatles run off to Davy Jones' house*  Davy Jones: What are you doing here??? Ringo: We must call a truce! We must combind our powers and fight the army of Richard Hatch clones. DVGBA is not really dead, his parents just sent us off on a pointless journey to revive him, while he conquered the free world! Now his army has grown strong! We must find a way to defeat him! Peter Tork: Monkees and Beatles; together at last! We can do anything! Meanwhile, at the camp of DVGBA (AKA Richard Hatch) DVGBA: You two are a discrace! DVGBA's Parents: I am sorry, son. We should of destroyed the Beatles when we had the chance. Next time we'll be more.. DVGBA: THERE WILL NOT BE A NEXT TIME *DVG steps on a red button, and a gap in the floor opens below DVG's parents. They fall into a pit of spikes* Suddenly a scout runs into DVG's room Scout: Sir! Sir! The Beatles and the Monkees are planning to attack! We must ready our forces! DVGBA: Ready the airplane! We will destroy them from the skies. Back at Davy Jones' house Michael Nesmith: DVGBA's army will attempt to destroy us from the air. John Lennon: Hmm, that means we must combat him from the sky ourselves. Micky Dolenz: There is only one way. *Micky Dolenz phones up a close friend.* Micky: Outside. Now. You'll see what i'm talking about. The Beatles and the Monkees go outside. A giant blimp has arrived at their house, piloted by Don McLean  Don McLean: LETS DO THIS THING. *The Monkees and the Beatles dive into the blimp, and take to the skies, ready to combat the forces of DVGBA and his air station.* TO BE CONTINUED |
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| 02-10-2003, 02:55 AM | #8 |
| Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *The two forces collide in midair, firepower spraying everywhere* Don McLean: Oh no! If the pilot of their major aircraft fleet is who I think it is, we have no chance to survive make our time! Paul McCartney: I think it is, Don. Don: Not... DR DRE! *horror chord*  Dre: Huh. They call me the King. Boogie them down, yo. Prepare to be Doctorfied. *From out of nowhere appears another airship, which shoots Dre's fleet from the skies* DVGBA Captain: You fools! You believed that Dr Dre's fleet was really DVGBA's fleet! He was about to steal your shoes to power up his Automatic Window Cleaning fluid! *The DVGBA Ship fires at the blimp, shooting one of the Monkees to death* Don McLean: RUN AWAY!! The Three Monkees: Not so fast, Don! *The Three Monkees take off their masks*  *Meanwhile, in Guam's forests* Game Master: Now, where was I? Last thing I can remember I was looking for the Rare Fruit of Neil Young to revive DVGBA! *Suddenly Weird Al appears*  Weird Al: I will help you to South Africa! Game Master: I'm sure I dropped my keys there! *Weird Al and Game Master fly to South Africa* Game Master: Now, where are my keys I tried to get cut?  Neil Young: Here I am! Take me home and I will make a cabbage for you! Game Master: Yes! What a great idea. *takes Neil Young to his house in the Mushroom Kingdom. When he walks inside his house, a strange man is sitting on his couch, waiting*  Jean Chretien: Hello darkness, my old friend. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| 02-10-2003, 03:39 AM | #9 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Neil Young: It's over now. He works for DVGBA, we're screwed! Jean Chretien: I'm afraid so. Prepare to die. *Jean Chretien pulls out a revolver, and takes aim.* *Suddenly, Nelson Mandela dives in*  Nelson Mandela: NOT ON MY WATCH, YOU CANADIAN ****WEED! *Nelson kicks Jean in the balls, and he falls to the ground yelping in pain* Nelson: Now we must go save Don McLean and the Beatles from the Monkee impersonators! TO THE TOAST MOBILE!  *Nelson, Neil Young and Game Master get into the Toast Mobile, and drive to the scene of the battle and get into the blimp* Monkee Impersonator: Let us destroy them painfully. Monkee Impersonator 2: Yes. *Nelson Mandela runs into the room* Nelson: The only people getting destroyed today is you!!!! Monkee Impersonator: How clichéd.. Monkee Impersonator: Yeah. Who are you, Knux? Get lost. Nelson: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS *Runs off* Don McLean: ..oh ****! *Suddenly the REAL Monkees enter the room* Davy Jones: Nobody impersonates us! Eat lead! *The Monkees pull out powerful machine guns and destroy the Monkee Impersonators* George Harrison: Hooray! Now we must devise a plan to destroy DVGBA and his army! Don McLean: Lets go watch Clockwork Orange beforehand, though. Micheal Nesmith: Why? Don McLean: I dunno. It's a good movie. *The group walks off to watch Clockwork Orange*  TO BE CONTINUED!!! |
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| 02-10-2003, 03:58 AM | #10 |
| Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly the Clockwork Orange DVD springs to life and grabs a knife, chasing Don McLean* Don McLean: Help me! Peter Tork: Only one thing can destroy Clockwork Orange! Davy Jones: What? Peter Tork: Rosie O'Donnell! Micheal Nesmith: Get in my belly! Haha I am so witteyq34,23 *Everyone warps to Tokyo*  O'Donnell: Get in MY BELLY!!11 Peter Tork: You must help us kill Clockwork Orange before he destroys the Imperial States! O'Donnell: I CANNOT BECAUSE I AM EATING BABY TONIGHT. ???: You cannot beat me, Rosie O'Donnell! I have the Super Ray! You don't! You'll never take over my mountain! O'Donnell: ASH KETCHUM. GET IN MY BELLY.  Ash: No! I will charge up the Super Ray and blow you into the next post! O'Donnell: NOOO!O1ooasad=w095649eursdgtw5324524365346473475ug fh 234234n55 Ash: *blows O'Donnel into the next post* *Paul Simon appears, showering everyone with fire alarms*  Paul Simon: Nobody knew from time to time if the plans had changed. Now, where is the Super Ray?? Ash: I have it! And I will destro- Paul Simon: HAND OVER THE SUPER RAY YOU PUNK ASS *****. Ash: No! I mean yes! I mean no! TO BE CONTINUED |
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| 02-10-2003, 04:11 AM | #11 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly a giant cannon emerges from the Sahara desert and destroys a refridgerator factory in Ohio.* The Beatles: We must go put out the fire! Paul Simon: To the paint store! Micheal Nesmith: Why? Paul Simon: I need to paint my boat! The Beatles: And we have to destroy DVG and put out the fire in the refridgerator factory! Don McLean: And i need to watch a Clock Work Orange! Godamn it! George Harrison: Ive got an idea. Lets split up and complete these tasks seperatly. Don, you continue watching A Clock Work Orange. The Monkees, you put out the fire. And Paul and us will destroy DVG. *Shinji appears out of nowhere*  John Lennon: OH NO! IT'S THAT HORNY 14 YEAR OLD MORON FROM THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE JAPAN! I HATE HIM Shinji: I jack off to unconscience people! I NEED TOAST Ringo: Go away, you bastard. Nobody likes you. Shinji: Ha. You're one to talk! Ringo: LETS GET HIM *Ringo runs up to Shinji and beats the **** out of him* *Suddenly, A TV Report flashes on a nearby tv*  News Reporter: THE NATIONAL GUARD IS RUNNING AROUND LOOKING FOR THE MONKEES BUT THEY CAN'T BE FOUND BECAUSE THEY'RE DOWN BY THE POND PLAYING HOCKEY WITH THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ringo: They were supposed to put out that fire, not go play hockey with the kids!!!! Shinji: Can i go now? Paul: Yeah, get lost. You dirty little ****creeper. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| 02-10-2003, 04:36 AM | #12 |
| Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *The Beatles walk onto a huge field* George: We must be getting close to DVGBA because my gayness sensor has just exploded! Paul: No, that's just Ringo. Ringo: SHUT YOU FAG ASS UP YOU FAG ASS ***** ****ER!! *Suddenly the Beatles get trampled and killed by American football players*  *MEANWHILE WITH DON MCLEAN* Don McLean: Ooh, this movie is cool. Some are mad when they watch but I am fun. *ILL Mitch appears*  ILL Mitch: That's my line! *ILL Mitch and Don McLean are suddenly trampled and killed by American footballers* *MEANWHILE, WITH THE MONKEES* Micheal Nesmith: Woo! We won the game! Fat kid: You wouldn't have won if Other Kid didn't steal my gameboy advance and distracted me! Other Kid: I want to be a toilet when I grow up. *The Monkees run away towards the building fridge factory, which, by now, has burnt down and in its place a Kwik-E-Mart has been erected*  Apu: Who needs the Fridge Factory? I do! Mickey Dolnez: What a cheap rip off! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Let's read Apu magazine.  *Suddenly Apu and the Monkees are trampled and killed by American footballers* TO BE CONTINUED |
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| 02-10-2003, 04:47 AM | #13 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | The scene switches to the Beatles, lying in the field with bruises all over their bodies Ringo: Ouch. Jesus that hurt. George Harrison: I know. When we find oursevles in times of trouble..Mother Mary comes to us! Speaking words of wisdom! *And sure enough, Mother Mary appears before them*  Mother Mary: I will revive you, because i love my fellow man. John Lennon: She loves us! Yeah yeah yeah..! Mother Mary: Don't get smart with me you little ****! *Mother Mary zaps John Lennon and kills him* George Harrison: Now i long for yesterday. Paul: Shut up dude! Mother Mary: It is possible to bring John back. You must destroy the creator of evil, DVGBA. Then the world will return to normal. Ringo: Why don't you just ask god to bring him back? Mother Mary: What? You think god performs miracles? Ringo: Uh... Mother Mary: GOTTA GO! *Mother Mary Dissapears into space and time* *Scene switches to Don McLean* Don McLean: Ouch. Now that the movie is over..i'm going out for icecream! And then suddenly, the Monkees appear out of nowhere! Micheal Nesmith: Can we come? Don McLean: Sure. Micheal Nesmith: Hooray! *The Monkees and Don McLean go off for icecream, and are served by Mel Gibson. Davy had rum and raisin. It's his favourite.*  TO BE CONTINUED [ February 10, 2003, 04:49 AM: Message edited by: Napoleon Bonaparte ] |
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| 02-10-2003, 05:00 AM | #14 |
| Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mel Gibson: War! What is it good for? DVGBA: Pie! *DVGBA walks into the icecream shop with his bodyguards:*  Micheal Nesmith: Plastic surgery this, DVGBA!! *Micheal Nesmith shoots out a huge barrel from his pistol, hitting DVBGA in the balls. DVGBA crumples over and falls into the gutter* B1: You killed DVGBA! B2: Are you thinking what I am B1? B1: I think I am B2. B1 and B2: It's Robin Williams time!  Robin Williams: Beware my Beanie of Doom. *MEANWHILE, WITH THE BEATLES* Paul: We must be close to Booyaville now! *Bill Gates appears*  Gates: Fools! I destroyed Booyaville with my Leo Zapper Laser! You'll never catch me alive! *kills himself* Life3, workness! *Bill Gates revives himself, and jumps into DVGBA's cloning machine.* |
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| 02-10-2003, 05:05 AM | #15 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Ringo: Five Bill Gates! Totally un-cool. Bill Gates: I WILL DESTROY YOU! Attack, army of Jack Nicholsons!  George Harrison: RUN AWAY! TO THE ICECREAM SHOP! *The Beatles run away, and reach a busy street.* Ringo: Taxi! *A taxi driven by Freddie Mercury pulls up*  Freddie Mercury: Where do you want to go? George Harrison: The seaside! Paul: No you dip, we want to go to the icecream store! Freddie Mercury: On my way! *The Cab pulls up at the Ice Cream Store* DVGBA: IT'S THE BEATLES! DESTROY THEM! Ringo: Prepare to die. DVGBA: Ha, ha! UNLEASH THE SUPER WEAPON! GANDHI, BUDDY, ATTACK! *Gandhi and Buddy Holly prepare to attack*   *Suddenly, John Lennon dives out of nowhere and decpaitates them with a shard of glass* Ringo: Hooray! DVGBA: .......i will destroy you! *DVG Pulls out a sword* Micky Dolnez: This is it, the final showdown! *Everybody was kung fu fighting plays* TO BE CONTINUED [ February 10, 2003, 05:25 AM: Message edited by: Napoleon Bonaparte ] |
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| 02-10-2003, 07:23 AM | #16 |
| Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts |  Carl Douglas: Everybody was kung fu fighting! *DVGBA uses a telephone to impale Mickey Dolnez and Davy Jones, throwing them into a fire* Carl Douglas: Those cats were fast as lightning! *Suddenly a hippopotamus drops from the sky and squashes Peter Tork* Carl Douglas: In fact it was a little bit frightning! *Random gunman snipers Carl Douglas in the head, while Don McLean kung fus DVGBA into the ground* DVGBA: I'm not dead! You'll never kill me! *Jumps into his Goodyear Blimp*  Don McLean: Noo! Not again! Mysterious Tipoffer: He's headed towards South Guerney! You can catch him before he gets to Mt. Hat! Don McLean: Thank you mysterious tipoffer! We'll do that! *Don McLean, Micheal Nesmith, Game Master and the Beatles get in a plane and fly to South Guerney* Paul: Now, if my calculations are correct, the Goodyear Blimp should be overhead right now! *The Goodyear Blimp shoots overhead, and DVGBA's killer team drops out.* Killer Team: We are the Killer Team! Prepare to die!     Killer 1: You will never kill us! Killer 2: Not even Master DVGBA could kill us! Killer 3: He tried, but failed miserably! I remember him dancing around in pain after he punched us! His hand was broken! Killer 4: That's right! You couldn't even kill us with a bazooka! *Suddenly the Monty Python foot falls out of the Goodyear Blimp and crushes the Killer Team*  DVGBA: NOOO! I was saving that for Princess Diana! Diana: You ******* !!  *Diana then kills DVGBA, freeing the pain of the world* Don McLean: Woo! ~THE END~ |
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| 02-10-2003, 07:45 AM | #17 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | All this stupidity happened overnight??? You just ruined a completly PERFECT plotline. Ugh, time to restart the OG... [ February 10, 2003, 07:51 AM: Message edited by: Stone Cutters Member Number 329 ] |
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| 02-10-2003, 03:39 PM | #18 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender:  Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts | I never knew a topic could kill brain cells. *lock* EDIT: After reading it all the way through, it was pretty funny! [ March 08, 2003, 11:30 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ] |
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