,crack//DEFLECTION (The real story) [Ruined again...]

DVGBC · 02-10-2003, 07:56 AM

[Edit: If you're reading this Yami Yoshi, you may have to remove this topic as well. Or at least remove the spam posts made by Lupus and Nap.]

(I have to start a new topic for reasons described in the "Subject name changed..." topic formerly known as ",crack//DEFLECTION". I have managed to save the story text BEFORE Lupus and Nap ruined it [and this was WHILE I was sleeping]. Please understand why I had to get a new topic. And now, here's the REAL story before it got ruined.)

[First post writted by DVGBA.]

*it was late at night, a computer hacker is trying to hack into a MMORPG closed beta server so he could attempt to reopen it for personal gain*

Computer hacker: Hahahaha!!! In just a short period of time, I will hack into the server and totally use it to my advantage. No one can stop me now... what the...

*the computer hacker discovers that the monitor is spewing out lightning in random directions*

Computer hacker: *surprised* This can't be... are the rumors true...?

*suddenly a bright white light shines for a few seconds as the computer hacker gets sucked in to the computer monitor; he falls through a warped tunnel of garbled text whilst screaming*

Computer hacker: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

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*it was a beautiful morning, a human-sized Arctic-colored Nintendo Game Boy Advance by the name of DVGBA is having himself some breakfast while watching the morning news*

NBC Reporter (on the TV): And in Technology news, several teens have been reported missing yesterday after what appears that they have been sucked into their computer monitors. Their last action done on the computer was logging on a closed beta test of the upcoming MMORPG "Knightmare Adventures" taking place in medieval times. The game's developer, Goldrock Entertainment, had no comment on the incidents in recent weeks, now reaching as high as 150.

DVGBA: Another news report on incidents.

*he picks up the remote control and turns off the TV*

DVGBA: That's all I have ever been hearing for the past 2 weeks. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Argh... my volume is getting too loud. I shouldn't have tossed and turned so much in my sleep last night.

*DVGBA gets up after finishing his breakfast and heads outside to take the newspaper; the headline on the paper says "MMORPG is To Blame for Missing Teenagers"; after reading the predictable headline, he heads inside with the newspaper and logs onto the computer*

DVGBA: I'm sure the guys at the VGF Fourms would help me get to the bottom of this.

*and so DVGBA heads for VGF Forums to see if there are any topics about the game "Knightmare Adventures", however he gets surprised as he sees the title of the topic he just discovered...*

[Post by Game Master.]

It says, "Knightmare Adventures Info.". So, DVGBA walks through the topic "door" (Hey, he's already in the computer, it's allowed.) and sees the huge topic "dimension". He sees some giant words in the air that say "If you want the tips, go here to "http://mmorpg.com/reviews/knightmare.html/". A door appears and he is about to walk through when suddenly...

???: Do not go in, you shall be trapped there for all eternity.

DVGBA: Huh? Who's there?

Suddenly, a man in a black cloak with long, loose sleeves on it appears out of nowhere.

Man: I am, for I am The Game Master.

DVGBA: The legendary Game Master? Why are you talking to me?

GM: This crisis is so great, that it requires my power to destroy it!

DVGBA: Oh, so who's responsible for the crisis?

GM: An evil, Mario-like virus named Code Pasta. He captures teenagers to absorb their youth to make him stronger.

DVGBA: Well, I've gotta go save those teens.

GM: I will go with you.

So, they walk into the door. What is to be expected in the horrors of the Knightmare Adventures review?

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Post by DVGBA]

*after walking through a protal, they end up on the MMORPG website containing the review of "Knightmare Adventures"*

Game Master: OK, so here we are.

DVGBA: So tell me more about this Code Pasta virus.

Game Master: It's been rumored that Mario joined Goldrock Entertainment to get revenge on the Neglected Characters section of SMBHQ. As far as I can tell, Code Pasta was first implanted on the VGF servers that automaticly send a beta invite to anyone that goes to the NC webpage.

DVGBA: No wonder I'm holding this invite in my storage container.

*DVGBA pulls out a slip that saids "You are invited to a closed beta test for Knightmare Adventues."*

DVGBA: I never signed up for any sort of beta test.

Game Master: Same here. I also got that beta invite.

DVGBA: Hmm... we should go to the NC Board to see if anybody has the same beta invite. I'm sure we can at least solve this situation.

*DVGBA turns around, but Game Master holds him back*

Game Master: Why the rush? Don't you want to get a little deeper into this?

DVGBA: I think it is easier returning with more people.

Game Master: Yeah, but I know for a fact that several NC Board regulars are stuck in the game.

DVGBA: How did you know this?

Game Master: *grins* I've experienced it. The Code Pasta is a virus that is the most powerful that I've even been in combat with. I promised to everyone that I would bring the one that will free them all.

DVGBA: So... that means I will be the hero?

Game Master: Yes, you have untapped potental that you have never experienced in your life. You will discover them as I teach you.

DVGBA: Will I get the girl?

Game Master: I'll pretend that I never heard that. *muttering* Such a predictable novice...

DVGBA: Shall we go now?

Game Master: Yes, but first I much teach you how to log in. It involves hacking into the server. I shall teach you now...

[ February 10, 2003, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: Stone Cutters Member Number 329 ]

James Griffin · 02-10-2003, 08:03 AM

What the hell? Why did you feel the need to open a new topic? What was wrong with our posts in the old one; silly they may of been, we were still playing along. In fact, we made it cooler and much funnier, before it was a below average generic mundane OG. For the love of sam, remove this thread and continue to OG in the old one. You'll find people would find it MUCH more entertaining.
Viva La Hyrule!

Old Bony 1769-1821

Doctor McClore · 02-10-2003, 08:20 AM

These following people are dissapointed in you, DVG:

Doctor McClore · 02-10-2003, 08:21 AM

DVGBC · 02-10-2003, 08:23 AM

I'm sorry, but I find an OG about a virus-controlled MMORPG more entertaining than a bunch of mindless drivel (with pictures to make it look "good") that you think is funny. If you don't like it, please do not ruin it...

(By the way, I have reported your antics to Yami Yoshi. For now, I don't contribute to a possible flame war... Besides, the OG was at the beginning stages and does not deserved to be judged too quickly.)

[ February 10, 2003, 08:32 AM: Message edited by: Stone Cutters Member Number 329 ]

James Griffin · 02-10-2003, 08:31 AM

[Bleh, forget it. No need for MORE garbage]

[ February 10, 2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Napoleon Bonaparte ]

Doctor McClore · 02-10-2003, 08:49 AM

Shuttup DVGBA. Nobody likes you. Just to prove my point, check out this other people who are ashamed of you:

[img]http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://pages.sprint.cafiles/god.gif[/img]

Doctor McClore · 02-10-2003, 08:50 AM

Yami Yoshi · 02-10-2003, 03:41 PM

You want it locked? Fine.

02-10-2003, 07:56 AM	#1
DVGBC Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	[Edit: If you're reading this Yami Yoshi, you may have to remove this topic as well. Or at least remove the spam posts made by Lupus and Nap.] (I have to start a new topic for reasons described in the "Subject name changed..." topic formerly known as ",crack//DEFLECTION". I have managed to save the story text BEFORE Lupus and Nap ruined it [and this was WHILE I was sleeping]. Please understand why I had to get a new topic. And now, here's the REAL story before it got ruined.) [First post writted by DVGBA.] it was late at night, a computer hacker is trying to hack into a MMORPG closed beta server so he could attempt to reopen it for personal gain Computer hacker: Hahahaha!!! In just a short period of time, I will hack into the server and totally use it to my advantage. No one can stop me now... what the... the computer hacker discovers that the monitor is spewing out lightning in random directions Computer hacker: surprised This can't be... are the rumors true...? suddenly a bright white light shines for a few seconds as the computer hacker gets sucked in to the computer monitor; he falls through a warped tunnel of garbled text whilst screaming Computer hacker: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! ------------------------------------------------- it was a beautiful morning, a human-sized Arctic-colored Nintendo Game Boy Advance by the name of DVGBA is having himself some breakfast while watching the morning news NBC Reporter (on the TV): And in Technology news, several teens have been reported missing yesterday after what appears that they have been sucked into their computer monitors. Their last action done on the computer was logging on a closed beta test of the upcoming MMORPG "Knightmare Adventures" taking place in medieval times. The game's developer, Goldrock Entertainment, had no comment on the incidents in recent weeks, now reaching as high as 150. DVGBA: Another news report on incidents. he picks up the remote control and turns off the TV DVGBA: That's all I have ever been hearing for the past 2 weeks. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Argh... my volume is getting too loud. I shouldn't have tossed and turned so much in my sleep last night. DVGBA gets up after finishing his breakfast and heads outside to take the newspaper; the headline on the paper says "MMORPG is To Blame for Missing Teenagers"; after reading the predictable headline, he heads inside with the newspaper and logs onto the computer DVGBA: I'm sure the guys at the VGF Fourms would help me get to the bottom of this. and so DVGBA heads for VGF Forums to see if there are any topics about the game "Knightmare Adventures", however he gets surprised as he sees the title of the topic he just discovered... [Post by Game Master.] It says, "Knightmare Adventures Info.". So, DVGBA walks through the topic "door" (Hey, he's already in the computer, it's allowed.) and sees the huge topic "dimension". He sees some giant words in the air that say "If you want the tips, go here to "http://mmorpg.com/reviews/knightmare.html/". A door appears and he is about to walk through when suddenly... ???: Do not go in, you shall be trapped there for all eternity. DVGBA: Huh? Who's there? Suddenly, a man in a black cloak with long, loose sleeves on it appears out of nowhere. Man: I am, for I am The Game Master. DVGBA: The legendary Game Master? Why are you talking to me? GM: This crisis is so great, that it requires my power to destroy it! DVGBA: Oh, so who's responsible for the crisis? GM: An evil, Mario-like virus named Code Pasta. He captures teenagers to absorb their youth to make him stronger. DVGBA: Well, I've gotta go save those teens. GM: I will go with you. So, they walk into the door. What is to be expected in the horrors of the Knightmare Adventures review? TO BE CONTINUED... [Post by DVGBA] after walking through a protal, they end up on the MMORPG website containing the review of "Knightmare Adventures" Game Master: OK, so here we are. DVGBA: So tell me more about this Code Pasta virus. Game Master: It's been rumored that Mario joined Goldrock Entertainment to get revenge on the Neglected Characters section of SMBHQ. As far as I can tell, Code Pasta was first implanted on the VGF servers that automaticly send a beta invite to anyone that goes to the NC webpage. DVGBA: No wonder I'm holding this invite in my storage container. DVGBA pulls out a slip that saids "You are invited to a closed beta test for Knightmare Adventues." DVGBA: I never signed up for any sort of beta test. Game Master: Same here. I also got that beta invite. DVGBA: Hmm... we should go to the NC Board to see if anybody has the same beta invite. I'm sure we can at least solve this situation. DVGBA turns around, but Game Master holds him back Game Master: Why the rush? Don't you want to get a little deeper into this? DVGBA: I think it is easier returning with more people. Game Master: Yeah, but I know for a fact that several NC Board regulars are stuck in the game. DVGBA: How did you know this? Game Master: grins I've experienced it. The Code Pasta is a virus that is the most powerful that I've even been in combat with. I promised to everyone that I would bring the one that will free them all. DVGBA: So... that means I will be the hero? Game Master: Yes, you have untapped potental that you have never experienced in your life. You will discover them as I teach you. DVGBA: Will I get the girl? Game Master: I'll pretend that I never heard that. muttering Such a predictable novice... DVGBA: Shall we go now? Game Master: Yes, but first I much teach you how to log in. It involves hacking into the server. I shall teach you now... [ February 10, 2003, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: Stone Cutters Member Number 329 ]

02-10-2003, 08:03 AM	#2
James Griffin Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What the hell? Why did you feel the need to open a new topic? What was wrong with our posts in the old one; silly they may of been, we were still playing along. In fact, we made it cooler and much funnier, before it was a below average generic mundane OG. For the love of sam, remove this thread and continue to OG in the old one. You'll find people would find it MUCH more entertaining. Viva La Hyrule! Old Bony 1769-1821

02-10-2003, 08:20 AM	#3
Doctor McClore Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	These following people are dissapointed in you, DVG:

02-10-2003, 08:21 AM	#4
Doctor McClore Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

02-10-2003, 08:23 AM	#5
DVGBC Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm sorry, but I find an OG about a virus-controlled MMORPG more entertaining than a bunch of mindless drivel (with pictures to make it look "good") that you think is funny. If you don't like it, please do not ruin it... (By the way, I have reported your antics to Yami Yoshi. For now, I don't contribute to a possible flame war... Besides, the OG was at the beginning stages and does not deserved to be judged too quickly.) [ February 10, 2003, 08:32 AM: Message edited by: Stone Cutters Member Number 329 ]

02-10-2003, 08:31 AM	#6
James Griffin Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	[Bleh, forget it. No need for MORE garbage] [ February 10, 2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Napoleon Bonaparte ]

02-10-2003, 08:49 AM	#7
Doctor McClore Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Shuttup DVGBA. Nobody likes you. Just to prove my point, check out this other people who are ashamed of you: [img]http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://pages.sprint.cafiles/god.gif[/img]

02-10-2003, 08:50 AM	#8
Doctor McClore Banned for doing what he always does. Cya under name #568. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

02-10-2003, 03:41 PM	#9
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	You want it locked? Fine.