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 04-04-2003, 12:30 AM | #1 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | (I'm going to give one last shot at making this OG a success. Just to let you know, it is not a lame OG. If you at least advance the plot correctly, it'll be better. Of course, you can use humor, but this OG is supposed to be inclined more into action/adventure. Lastly, no massive flood of pictures. That caused a serious problem.) [First post writted by DVGBA.] *it was late at night, a computer hacker is trying to hack into a MMORPG closed beta server so he could attempt to reopen it for personal gain* Computer hacker: Hahahaha!!! In just a short period of time, I will hack into the server and totally use it to my advantage. No one can stop me now... what the... *the computer hacker discovers that the monitor is spewing out lightning in random directions* Computer hacker: *surprised* This can't be... are the rumors true...?  *suddenly a bright white light shines for a few seconds as the computer hacker gets sucked in to the computer monitor; he falls through a warped tunnel of garbled text whilst screaming* Computer hacker: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! ------------------------------------------------- *it was a beautiful morning, a human-sized Arctic-colored Nintendo Game Boy Advance by the name of DVGBA is having himself some breakfast while watching the morning news* NBC Reporter (on the TV): And in Technology news, several teens have been reported missing yesterday after what appears that they have been sucked into their computer monitors. Their last action done on the computer was logging on a closed beta test of the upcoming MMORPG "Knightmare Adventures" taking place in medieval times. The game's developer, Goldrock Entertainment, had no comment on the incidents in recent weeks, now reaching as high as 150. DVGBA: Another news report on incidents.  *he picks up the remote control and turns off the TV* DVGBA: That's all I have ever been hearing for the past 2 weeks. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?  Argh... my volume is getting too loud. I shouldn't have tossed and turned so much in my sleep last night.*DVGBA gets up after finishing his breakfast and heads outside to take the newspaper; the headline on the paper says "MMORPG is To Blame for Missing Teenagers"; after reading the predictable headline, he heads inside with the newspaper and logs onto the computer* DVGBA: I'm sure the guys at the VGF Fourms would help me get to the bottom of this.  *and so DVGBA heads for VGF Forums to see if there are any topics about the game "Knightmare Adventures", however he gets surprised as he sees the title of the topic he just discovered...* [Post by Game Master.] It says, "Knightmare Adventures Info.". So, DVGBA walks through the topic "door" (Hey, he's already in the computer, it's allowed.) and sees the huge topic "dimension". He sees some giant words in the air that say "If you want the tips, go here to "http://mmorpg.com/reviews/knightmare.html/". A door appears and he is about to walk through when suddenly... ???: Do not go in, you shall be trapped there for all eternity. DVGBA: Huh? Who's there?  Suddenly, a man in a black cloak with long, loose sleeves on it appears out of nowhere. Man: I am, for I am The Game Master. DVGBA: The legendary Game Master? Why are you talking to me? GM: This crisis is so great, that it requires my power to destroy it! DVGBA: Oh, so who's responsible for the crisis? GM: An evil, Mario-like virus named Code Pasta. He captures teenagers to absorb their youth to make him stronger. DVGBA: Well, I've gotta go save those teens. GM: I will go with you. So, they walk into the door. What is to be expected in the horrors of the Knightmare Adventures review? TO BE CONTINUED... [Post by DVGBA] *after walking through a protal, they end up on the MMORPG website containing the review of "Knightmare Adventures"* Game Master: OK, so here we are. DVGBA: So tell me more about this Code Pasta virus. Game Master: It's been rumored that Mario joined Goldrock Entertainment to get revenge on the Neglected Characters section of SMBHQ. As far as I can tell, Code Pasta was first implanted on the VGF servers that automaticly send a beta invite to anyone that goes to the NC webpage. DVGBA: No wonder I'm holding this invite in my storage container. *DVGBA pulls out a slip that saids "You are invited to a closed beta test for Knightmare Adventues."* DVGBA: I never signed up for any sort of beta test. Game Master: Same here. I also got that beta invite. DVGBA: Hmm... we should go to the NC Board to see if anybody has the same beta invite. I'm sure we can at least solve this situation. *DVGBA turns around, but Game Master holds him back* Game Master: Why the rush? Don't you want to get a little deeper into this? DVGBA: I think it is easier returning with more people. Game Master: Yeah, but I know for a fact that several NC Board regulars are stuck in the game. DVGBA: How did you know this? Game Master: *grins* I've experienced it. The Code Pasta is a virus that is the most powerful that I've even been in combat with. I promised to everyone that I would bring the one that will free them all. DVGBA: So... that means I will be the hero? Game Master: Yes, you have untapped potental that you have never experienced in your life. You will discover them as I teach you. DVGBA: Will I get the girl? Game Master: I'll pretend that I never heard that. *muttering* Such a predictable novice...DVGBA: Shall we go now? Game Master: Yes, but first I much teach you how to log in. It involves hacking into the server. I shall teach you now... [ July 07, 2003, 07:40 PM: Message edited by: The Great Emperor ] |
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| 04-04-2003, 01:26 AM | #2 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | OOC:I see where you got that name,it's from that show Hack//Sign,isn't it? |
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| 04-04-2003, 02:10 AM | #3 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | OOC: Yeah, that's how I got it. The OG has a similar presence, but I'm expecting it to have more action. Of course, this is an OG containing VGF members, so put yourself in at the first addition you make. |
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| 04-04-2003, 10:56 PM | #4 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: House of Chess Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly Code Pasta is destroyed by the Death Star* Darth Jon: Bwahahaha! DVGBA: You! I can't believe you! I'll kill you! GM: I need to go and get my keys cut. DVGBA: I will come with you. *GM, DVGBA and some random hippy named Barry jump in the Nerf Mobile. They drive to the key cutter's, only they take a wrong turn and crash into the Great Wall of China* DVGBA: Holy crap! We can't get past the border into New Tainer! *Superman appears* Superman: Never fear! I will break down the Great Wall of China and let you into New Tainer! DVGBA: You'd do that for me! Superman: No, I'd do it for Don Bradman!  Don Bradman: You make me proud Superman. Superman: I love you! *The Nerf Mobile drives into New Tainer, where a kid picks up DVGBA* Fat Kid: OMG oMG SUPAR MARIO ADVANCE!11 Other Kid: Wow man I want it! Give it to me you fatass! Fat Kid: Shut up you otherass! I play Super Mario Advance SHUTUP!P1 *DVGBA is dropped to the ground as the two kids fight, and it shatters and all his pieces are thrown all over a huge picture of Dolph Lundgren.*  GM: Now me must collect all the pieces of DVGBA from this picture of Dolph Lundgren! Barry: Yes! But first we must travel to India to get Shurj Majori to join us! *IN INDIA* Shurj Majori: Yes I will join you! *IN NEW TAINER* Shurj Majori: I use my powers of Elbows to make the pieces come together! Darth Jon: NOOOOO!!! *The Death Star is destroyed by a huge foot which appears out of the sun* Darth Jon: FOOLS I WILL GET MY VENGEANCE!!! DVGBA: Yeah, we did it! Sun: No you didn't! For I am Mr. Sun, bringer of pain and anguish! I shall destroy New Zealand, New England, Newport, and every other location with New in its name! BWAHAH! *Suddenly Michael Jackson appears and wraps the sun in metal to protect the world.* TO BE CONTINUED |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:04 PM | #5 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | OOC: How about no? Evereyone else, PLEASE ignore this addition! This time, I won't let this OG become useless. [ April 04, 2003, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Somebody... else ] |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:08 PM | #6 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: House of Chess Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | How about you stick it. |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:12 PM | #7 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | OOC: How about I snap the plot back into shape. *suddenly, everything that Lupus posted was actually a dream sequence* Lupus: Darn. I must stop falling asleep. *back at the Knightmare Adventures review* DVGBA: Shall we go now? Game Master: Yes, but first I much teach you how to log in. It involves hacking into the server. I shall teach you now... |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:24 PM | #8 |
| Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | (OoC): Yes! I can't post pictures - but I can use stupidity! Micheal Jackson: There. Now I can get back to dropping my baby out of a window. EDIT: Whoops, almost forgot to put myself in! Can't break the rules, now... (Fred appears) Fred: Hey. (Fred dies instantly) Charlie Brown: You don't really want to do that, do you Michael Jackson? Micheal Jackson: Yes, yes I do, so then I can finally get another video game. Oww! DVGBA: All's well thast ends well. Bob Dole: Wait, DVGBA, we're the Bob team! I'm Bob Dole. That's it. Nothing special about me. Bob Villa: I'm Bob Villa. I can build you a new porch in about 48 hours, and whine until you give me a cookie. Then you know the rest of the story. Bob Saget: I'm Bob Saget! I will force you to watch old reruns of "America's funniest home videos"! Plus I always get a full house in joker! Eddie Murphy: I shouldn't be on this team but I am anyways. But my socks stay clean indefinetly! Bob Team: We are the Bob team! We just stole Ghandi's pants! DVGBA: No, anything but that! They can't get away! (they get away) Fat kid: No, I'm serious! Super Mario Advance 4 will be SOOOOO different! It's a whole new game! Bob Marley: Just let me finsh my waffles. Wait! Bob team! Darn, I always miss them. Fat kid: You anger me! I turn into Phat kid! Phat Kid: I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool.I'm cool. DVGBA: I think I am. Michael Jackson: Noo! By saying that, you've forced me to become black again! Ow! Ghandi: Quickly, to the brokencrayonmobile! (In evil lab of not evil-ness) Robin Williams: Give back freakachu! Rosie O'donnell: CDs! CDs! I eat CDs for supper, dinner, brunch, lupper, tea time, but never breakfast. (video stops) Bob Villa: Brilliant! With Ghandi's pants, we can create this movie, Pokeball Ranma 3/4, and fourteen miamed kittens will fall into their sacred lairs of tofu! None can stop us now. HAHAAHAHAHAHAH! [ April 04, 2003, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: Fred_In_Bed hates waffles. Really. ] |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:37 PM | #9 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *like Lupus, Fred was also having a dream sequence* Game Master: Hmm... strange. Some random guy is sleeping standing up. DVGBA: How strange... *GM pokes Fred to wake him up* Fred: Where am I?DVGBA: I was wondering how you got here. You in the Knightmare Adventures beta too? Fred: *checks pockets and pulls out a similar beta slip* Uhh... I guess so. Game Master: Good. I guess you're going to have to join us as well.  Fred: What? But I have to go to bed.Game Master: It's 2 PM you fool. Fred: Oh, right. My clock says 2 AM. I was wondering why I sleep in the daytime. DVGBA: Can we get going? Game Master: Fine. I suppose we should get going. *GM then shows DVGBA and Fred how to "log on" to the game; it's simple really, he has a list of various user names and passwords* ???: *hiding in the shadows* Ahh... fresh meat for me. Bwhahahahaha... *cough* *hack* *hack* *cough* *snort* Urrgh... I forgot to use my inhaler again. Oh well... *the mysterious creature jumps into the portal before it closes* [ April 04, 2003, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: Somebody... else ] |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:41 PM | #10 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | I don't know what you have against DVGBA, Lupus, but stop ruining this OG. Torment him at the other firums, but don't ruin OGs with good potential just cuz you have a grudge against him. |
| 04-04-2003, 11:43 PM | #11 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly, Bobby Darin eliminates the mysterious creature with Pierce Brosnan shoe*  All the way across the ocean, Leslie Nielsen heard the explosions commencing. Leslie: WHAT IS GOING ON? Wife: I don't know. Leslie: TO THE MEXICAN MOBILE! *Leslie Nielsen and his wife, Mrs Piggy, dived into the Mexican Mobile and drove to Argentina for some reason* President of Argentina: WELCOME TO THAILAND, MR BOND.  |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:49 PM | #12 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *and Napoleon is also having a dream sequence; back to the story* Game Master: You know, I'm sick and tired of having this OG ruined by pointless events. DVGBA: Well, that will all blow over once the plot gets going. *after a while of walking, the trio find a village* Game Master: This is one of the few places in the game that currently have civilization. Fred: Good, I need some sleep. DVGBA: No you're not. We're going to ask the villagers about what's going on. Hmm... I should go on a quest.  Fred: You do that. I'll get some sleep. Game Master: Dude... it's not going to happen. *by that time, Fred has already fallen asleep* Game Master: Why do I bother? [ April 04, 2003, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Somebody... else ] |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:53 PM | #13 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: House of Chess Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Leslie: Because you = moron! *Leslie performs kung fu on Game Master and beats him into an acorn* Leslie's Mysterious Brother: We must find the Tower of Garbos and conquer South Portile. ???: Not so fast, Gerkin Herder!  Kunz: You will help me build my contreseptic shoe in order to convert Adrian of the White Eye to Hinduism! Leslie: Never! Let us go, wife, so we can stampede among the wilderness!  Adrian: Have you seen this boy? Jackie French: Be gone, demon! I have to escape in my helicopter before your dog implodes! Adrian: I will kill you! Bruce, show yourself!  |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:58 PM | #14 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Lupus wakes up from his dream sequence* Lupus: I hate it when I randomly fall asleep! *back at the village* Narrator: And so our heroes set off to find information. DVGBA is looking for a quest. Game Master is asking villagers for information. And Fred... is sleeping stand up. |
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| 04-04-2003, 11:58 PM | #15 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly Charlie Watts detonates a nuclear explosive in New York City*  *Cut to scene of an Angel destroying Tokyo 3* Beefman: MAN, THATS ONE BIG MONSTER!  Misato: Yeah, freaking huge. We must defeat it somehow! Beefman: Yes, but is that possible? Misato: Yes. With..CRELM TOOTHPASTE. *Suddenly, Charlie Watts appears in a time warp and destroys the Angel with Crelm toothpaste* Mayor Of Toyko 3: How can I ever repay you Charlie Watts? -TO BE CONTINUED- |
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| 04-05-2003, 12:01 AM | #16 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Napoleon wankes up from yet ANOTHER dream sequence* Lupus: Uhh.. why can't we just wreck havoc on the game instead of having pointless dream sequences. Napoleon: Why didn't I think of that? Lupus: I don't know. Just make sure the Code Pasta destroys those wanna-be heroes. *and so the Code Pasta is set loose and heads off for the village that DVG and the others are in* [ April 05, 2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: Somebody... else ] |
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| 04-05-2003, 12:08 AM | #17 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: House of Chess Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Out of the blue, a tornado decimates Tokyo 3 and throws Misato into a timewarp where she meets Andrew Denton*  Andrew Denton: You have come here today because you accepted the mission to eliminate the entire USA army by yourself. Misato: No I didn't. Denton: Too bad. *throws Misato out of an aeroplane* Lyndon, initiate matisse paper cut! *In Africa* USA Soldier: But sir! We cannot beat the forces of two frogs!  Lloyd Baker: THAT IS A PROBLEM YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHILE I CREATE A WAY OF TRANSPORTING PENS INTO IRAQ. ~To Be Continued~ |
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| 04-05-2003, 12:16 AM | #18 |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Kingdom Of Dubbonia, Australia Posts: 7,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Switch to a scene in the cornfields of Kansas, where Bob Cobb tends to his expansive crops, suddenly, the phone rings*  Mystery man on phone: Your life is in danger. You must leave Kansas and travel to Paris, France! Immediatly! Bob Cobb: Who is this? Mystery man on phone: I cannot reveal to you my true identity, but I am y-- AND WE LEAVE BOB COBB TO FOCUS ON MRS DONNA FLERG.  Mild mannered British pedestrian. But what if there was more to her than meets the eye? You're right. There isnt. So lets move onto..  RITCHIE VALENS! HISPANIC ROCKSTAR EXTRODINARE! Ritchie: I must travel to Salt Lake City! I need a bus!! *Ritchie walks to the bus-stop, sits down, and waits for a form of transportation* |
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| 04-05-2003, 12:19 AM | #19 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *both Lupus and Napoleon wake up from another dream* Lupus: I knew I shouldn't have stayed up ALL night. Napoleon, Show me the corrdinates of the Code Pasta!Napoleon: Let's see... *brings up radar* The Code Pasta is approaching the village at an alarming rate. *at the village, an earthquake is occuring* Fred: Wha?! *waking up* What's happening? *GM and DVG run up to Fred* Game Master: What's going on? DVGBA: I don't like the looks of this. *the trio then discover the infamous Code Pasta, a T-Rex made out of various pasta; the monster makes a Godzilla-like roar* Game Master: You two, evacuate the villagers at once. This won't be pretty. DVGBA: *calling out* OK everybody. Let's get out of here before we lose ourlives. Random villager: You heard the gaming system. We must leave. Another random villager: To the city of Motowall! *DVG and Fred lead the villagers out* Game Master: OK now. It's just you... and me. *pulls out his mighty sword* Let's do this! [ April 05, 2003, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Somebody... else ] |
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| 04-05-2003, 12:39 AM | #20 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: House of Chess Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *Suddenly, Shentoe Sama barges into the Office of Converse* Sama: This is an outrage! I am displeased with apricots! *The Fonz drives a motorbike into a large Number 6, which flattens him into the shape of a box*  Fonz: This is amazing! I have discovered the use of toenail clippings! I will combine ten of them and add herpes to create RED EYE!!  Dr. Broc: It's alive!  George Harrison: And so is this gun! Dr. Broc: Don't shoot! Harrison: I DON'T INTEND TO! TO BE CONTINUED |
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