Link & the Incredible Edible Editing Machine

04-17-2003, 08:53 PM

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04-17-2003, 08:56 PM

*Link was hit by a rock in the head.*

Kid: HAHAHA! You're 18 and you like Hamtaro! Idiot!

Link: Actually, I'm smarter than most people.

*Link then nearly choked on his own tongue.*

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Greatluigi · 04-17-2003, 08:56 PM

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Dee Emm · 04-17-2003, 09:00 PM

::Link's mother appears in the doorway::

"Honey, Navi just died!"
"NOOOO! NAVI! WIGGAWIGGA! MY FAIRY!"

Link goes inside, flinching with every step. He sees his fairy, and as a tear comes to his eye, it leaps up and eats his head.

"Honey, you alright?" His mom comes in. "Oh, how cute, they're playing.."

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give me food · 04-17-2003, 09:03 PM

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Dee Emm · 04-17-2003, 09:05 PM

::runs by in a Curly Joe Howard (3 Stooges) Costume::

NyukNyukNyukNyukNyuk!!!

04-17-2003, 09:06 PM

Link: OW! He took a chunk of my ear off! Oh well, time to check on my OG at VGF... What?! Lupus and Nap screwed it up! Those meanies! ... What's this?

*A message comes up that says, "YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE PUNCH ME VIRUS!"*

Link: Uh oh! Golly gee whiz, I wonder why they call it the punch me vir-

*A boxing glove comes out of the computer screen, punching Link in the head. Link gets knocked out and bleeds all over his computer desk...*

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04-17-2003, 09:09 PM

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04-17-2003, 09:11 PM

"All right, in the back of the patrol car, sicko."

Link: No, please! I don't wanna-MOMMY!

Link's mom: I'm sorry dear, but I have to tell you that you were a mistake. I should've used the pill... Oh well, don't make the nice policeman's job hard. 'Bye now!

Link: No! MOMMY! MOMMMMMMY!

"Shut up already! Do you have any clue what a nightstick is used for?"

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Kazooie64 · 04-17-2003, 09:13 PM

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give me food · 04-17-2003, 09:17 PM

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04-17-2003, 09:18 PM

"You know that in Germany, they call cheeseburgers 'McSheistPiles'"?

Link: No, they don't!

"... SHUT UP. Hey, what's that smel-DAMNIT! Did you piss on my upholstery?!"

[ April 18, 2003, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: GTX ]

DVGBC · 04-17-2003, 09:21 PM

*suddenly, the real DVGBA appears*

DVGBA: You know, some people are so bored, they decided to openly make fun of me.

*the fake DVG explodes for no reason*

THE END

give me food · 04-17-2003, 09:22 PM

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Dee Emm · 04-17-2003, 09:23 PM

Link fell off a cliff.

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04-17-2003, 09:23 PM

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DVGBC · 04-17-2003, 09:25 PM

DVGBA: Good thing there was no power outlet.

*everything explodes*

THE END!

04-17-2003, 09:26 PM

Warden: All right, an anonymous person paid your bail. Said his name was GI Joe, and he was your secret lover. You're free.

Link: Holy smokes! This sure is a lucky turn of events!

Prison dude: Aw, c'mon! Just one more "in-and-out"... Please?

Link: You'll have to catch me first!

*Link was then hit by a falling piece of plaster and knocked out cold.*

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give me food · 04-17-2003, 09:26 PM

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04-17-2003, 08:53 PM	#1
I'm-a-Luigi-number-1 Guest Posts: n/a	[ April 18, 2003, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: That one dude ]

04-17-2003, 08:56 PM	#2
realgtx Guest Posts: n/a	Link was hit by a rock in the head. Kid: HAHAHA! You're 18 and you like Hamtaro! Idiot! Link: Actually, I'm smarter than most people. Link then nearly choked on his own tongue. [ April 18, 2003, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: GTX ]

04-17-2003, 08:56 PM	#3
Greatluigi Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Radioactive Grinnieland Posts: 11,608 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	[ April 18, 2003, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: Heroine of the Dragon ]

04-17-2003, 09:00 PM	#4
Dee Emm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hsawaknow Posts: 5,679 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	::Link's mother appears in the doorway:: "Honey, Navi just died!" "NOOOO! NAVI! WIGGAWIGGA! MY FAIRY!" Link goes inside, flinching with every step. He sees his fairy, and as a tear comes to his eye, it leaps up and eats his head. "Honey, you alright?" His mom comes in. "Oh, how cute, they're playing.." [ April 18, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: Dark Magus ]

04-17-2003, 09:02 PM	#5
I'm-a-Luigi-number-1 Guest Posts: n/a	[ April 18, 2003, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: That one dude ]

04-17-2003, 09:03 PM	#6
give me food Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: :O omfg ovar tehr3!!1 Posts: 10,070 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	[ April 18, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Neo B. Genesis ]

04-17-2003, 09:05 PM	#7
Dee Emm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hsawaknow Posts: 5,679 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	::runs by in a Curly Joe Howard (3 Stooges) Costume:: NyukNyukNyukNyukNyuk!!!

04-17-2003, 09:06 PM	#8
realgtx Guest Posts: n/a	Link: OW! He took a chunk of my ear off! Oh well, time to check on my OG at VGF... What?! Lupus and Nap screwed it up! Those meanies! ... What's this? A message comes up that says, "YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE PUNCH ME VIRUS!" Link: Uh oh! Golly gee whiz, I wonder why they call it the punch me vir- A boxing glove comes out of the computer screen, punching Link in the head. Link gets knocked out and bleeds all over his computer desk... [ April 18, 2003, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: GTX ]

04-17-2003, 09:09 PM	#9
I'm-a-Luigi-number-1 Guest Posts: n/a	[ April 18, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: That one dude ]

04-17-2003, 09:11 PM	#10
realgtx Guest Posts: n/a	"All right, in the back of the patrol car, sicko." Link: No, please! I don't wanna-MOMMY! Link's mom: I'm sorry dear, but I have to tell you that you were a mistake. I should've used the pill... Oh well, don't make the nice policeman's job hard. 'Bye now! Link: No! MOMMY! MOMMMMMMY! "Shut up already! Do you have any clue what a nightstick is used for?" [ April 18, 2003, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: GTX ]

04-17-2003, 09:13 PM	#11
Kazooie64 Veteran Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Shadow Realm (bwahahaha) Posts: 11,267 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	[ April 18, 2003, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Zero SG ]

04-17-2003, 09:17 PM	#12
give me food Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: :O omfg ovar tehr3!!1 Posts: 10,070 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	[ April 18, 2003, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Neo B. Genesis ]

04-17-2003, 09:18 PM	#13
realgtx Guest Posts: n/a	"You know that in Germany, they call cheeseburgers 'McSheistPiles'"? Link: No, they don't! "... SHUT UP. Hey, what's that smel-DAMNIT! Did you piss on my upholstery?!" [ April 18, 2003, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: GTX ]

04-17-2003, 09:21 PM	#14
DVGBC Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	suddenly, the real DVGBA appears DVGBA: You know, some people are so bored, they decided to openly make fun of me. the fake DVG explodes for no reason THE END

04-17-2003, 09:22 PM	#15
give me food Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: :O omfg ovar tehr3!!1 Posts: 10,070 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	[ April 18, 2003, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Neo B. Genesis ]

04-17-2003, 09:23 PM	#16
Dee Emm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hsawaknow Posts: 5,679 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Link fell off a cliff. [ April 18, 2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: Dark Magus ]

04-17-2003, 09:25 PM	#18
DVGBC Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Outside of VGF Forums Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	DVGBA: Good thing there was no power outlet. everything explodes THE END!

04-17-2003, 09:26 PM	#19
realgtx Guest Posts: n/a	Warden: All right, an anonymous person paid your bail. Said his name was GI Joe, and he was your secret lover. You're free. Link: Holy smokes! This sure is a lucky turn of events! Prison dude: Aw, c'mon! Just one more "in-and-out"... Please? Link: You'll have to catch me first! Link was then hit by a falling piece of plaster and knocked out cold. [ April 18, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: GTX ]