TFF's Most Excellent Day

theflyingfish · 04-18-2003, 09:53 AM

One day, TFF decided to walk outside of his house, because that's what people do sometimes when they're bored and stuff.

TFF: This is going to be great. Due to my training in l33tness from such greats as Burt McPerfect and JeffK, this will be a most excellent day despite any attempts at making this the worst day ever.

Suddenly...

-The Flying Fish

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[ April 18, 2003, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

Greatluigi · 04-18-2003, 09:59 AM

A pile of money falls unto TFF's lap.

theflyingfish · 04-18-2003, 10:28 AM

TFF: Free money! I think I'm going to go buy a car.

TFF walks down to the car lot, decides on a new 2003 DopefishMobile, and goes in to buy it.

Car Salesman: Congratulations! You are our 1,000,000th customer! This means that you get this car free.

TFF: Excellent! *air guitar solo*

-The Flying Fish

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Greatluigi · 04-18-2003, 10:35 AM

"Plus multiples of it to show off to the ladies!"

Fred's Mom · 04-18-2003, 02:04 PM

Fred: No! I must ruin this day!

(Fred trips over his own shoelaces, falling near his credit card and personal information, which are blown out the window and into TFF's lap).

Fred: I hate this.

theflyingfish · 04-18-2003, 04:13 PM

TFF: What's this? A credit card? Awesome! I actually think I'll return this though. This Fred guy may be needing it.

Some random guy runs into the building.

Some random guy: It has come to my attention that there is someone here who needs a place to house a lot of cars.

TFF: That would be me.

Some random guy: I have five garages that you can have. I'll even have the cars transported out there for you.

TFF: Great! Thanks!

TFF walks outside, hops into his new car and drives off to Fred's house.

-The Flying Fish

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The Flying Fish
swim swim hungry swim swim hungry
Dwell on the Past | DopefishZone

[ April 18, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

Dee Emm · 04-18-2003, 04:33 PM

Keanu Reeves appears in front of TFF with long hair.

"TFF?"
"Yes Ted?"
"I have a feeling this will turn out to be a most excellent day."
"Me too, Ted."

theflyingfish · 04-18-2003, 05:00 PM

TFF: I suddenly have the urge to drive to a Circle K and buy some Poprocks... and Coke!

Ted: So do I, TFF. Strange things must be afoot.

TFF and Ted drive to the nearest Circle K and buy Poprocks and Coke. As they walk outside, a phone booth lands four feet from where they're standing and a man that bears a striking resemblace to George Carlin steps out.

Rufus: Greetings, TFF and Ted. My name is Rufus and I have been sent to warn you. You must not eat those Poprocks and Coke together, for it would result in the explosion of your stomachs, which would be most heinous.

TFF and Ted: Whoa... like, thanks, Rufus.

Rufus: Now, come with me. We have important things to attend to.

TFF and Ted: Like what?

Rufus: There is a person named Fred that is trying to keep this day from being a most excellent day. In fact, his plan is already taking place as we speak. We need to travel back in time to stop him from executing his plans. For if this day does not turn out to be a most excellent day, it will have dire results in the future.

-The Flying Fish

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The Flying Fish
swim swim hungry swim swim hungry
Dwell on the Past | DopefishZone

[ April 18, 2003, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

Fred's Mom · 04-18-2003, 07:05 PM

(Meanwhile, Fred is hiding in a tiny tin can across the parking lot, and hears the whole conversation)

Fred: Yes! I have no idea how I fit in here, but as the narrator said, I heard the whole thing. I must eat these pills that were made in Taiwan so that I can go back in time too, and stop them. But I will go back earlier because even though I am stupid, I feel like it. Wait, how do I get out of here?

(across the parking lot, Rufus, TFF, and the guy who plays Ted heard nothing of Fred's inner monolouge)

TFF: Wait, I read up a little, so yeah, I know his plans.

(Don't make me come out of these brackets)

Rufus: Geez, sorry. Anyways, you must go to three days ago and blow up sesame street so that your day could be even better for no apparent reason.

Ted: Nope.

Rufus: Fine, then defeat Fred. See if I care!

(Across the parking lot, Fred has gotten out of his disguise and eats the pills)

Fred: Wait, I'm not travelling throu- ugh... (falls over)

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

I'm asking you. Obviously.

Don't look at my post like that.

04-18-2003, 10:46 PM

Suddenly, a duo of rogue clowns (

) kidnaps TFF and takes him to their ancient cave of evil in Sendai, Japan.

TFF: Why have you kidnapped me?

Clown One: Because we are evil sadist who will enjoy your screams of suffering as we torture you!

Clown Two: But first we must go eat our toast.

The two clowns leave the room.

TFF: Hmmm...how can I escape?

TFF notices a large red button labeled, "KILL TEH CL0WNZ!!!!!!!1111" TFF presses the button, causing every clown on earth to explode.

TFF: This has to be my best day ever! I've rid the world of the horrible plague that is clowns!

TFF finds his way out of the ancient cave of evil, and is greeted by the jubialant crowds of those who hate clowns (which is everyone on earth).

Crowd: This is the savior of civilization! Huzzah!

04-18-2003, 10:58 PM

If the damn hobos hadn't secretly planted a bomb in the bushes. Ph33r Ensues.

Then Fred McGriff wouldn't have **** his pants.ph33r

Of course Ronald McDonald was the last surviving clown and decided to plant a bomb in the bottle of vodka. OMG PH33R!!111111

Crowd: Oh hell no!

TFF:Hurray if I manage to pressa the triggera I'll be pressing the triggera and the triggera shall be presseda.

Crowd: Yay.

TFF: Si Senor Ramos.

[ April 18, 2003, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: The United States of Black Mage ]

SuperMarioBro#1 · 04-18-2003, 11:57 PM

TFF: Shweet! A free PS2! *Picks it up*

SMB#1: The day going good?

TFF: You betcha!

SMB#1: Is that a PS2?

TFF: Sure is, and it's a red one too!

SMB#1: *Wayne's World Style* Excellent!

*Momentary pause*

SMB#1: Yoink! *Takes PS2 and runs off...*

TFF: That son of a- HEY!!!

*Picks up a Gold PS2 from the ground*

TFF: What could be better than this?!!!

*SMB#1 crashes into a lamp post and slowly falls down*

SMB#1 *Weakly*: Not excellent... OH NO! MY COLLECTION OF STOLEN COLORED PS2S! NOOO!

TFF: *Takes all the colored PS2S and somehow shoves them into a backpack and he carries it* Excellent!...

04-18-2003, 09:53 AM	#1
theflyingfish Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The far side of Fribbulus Xax Posts: 7,386 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	One day, TFF decided to walk outside of his house, because that's what people do sometimes when they're bored and stuff. TFF: This is going to be great. Due to my training in l33tness from such greats as Burt McPerfect and JeffK, this will be a most excellent day despite any attempts at making this the worst day ever. Suddenly... -The Flying Fish --------------- The Flying Fish swim swim hungry swim swim hungry Dwell on the Past \| DopefishZone [ April 18, 2003, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

04-18-2003, 09:59 AM	#2
Greatluigi Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Radioactive Grinnieland Posts: 11,608 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A pile of money falls unto TFF's lap.

04-18-2003, 10:28 AM	#3
theflyingfish Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The far side of Fribbulus Xax Posts: 7,386 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	TFF: Free money! I think I'm going to go buy a car. TFF walks down to the car lot, decides on a new 2003 DopefishMobile, and goes in to buy it. Car Salesman: Congratulations! You are our 1,000,000th customer! This means that you get this car free. TFF: Excellent! air guitar solo -The Flying Fish --------------- The Flying Fish swim swim hungry swim swim hungry Dwell on the Past \| DopefishZone

04-18-2003, 10:35 AM	#4
Greatluigi Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Radioactive Grinnieland Posts: 11,608 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"Plus multiples of it to show off to the ladies!"

04-18-2003, 02:04 PM	#5
Fred's Mom Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Fred: No! I must ruin this day! (Fred trips over his own shoelaces, falling near his credit card and personal information, which are blown out the window and into TFF's lap). Fred: I hate this.

04-18-2003, 04:13 PM	#6
theflyingfish Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The far side of Fribbulus Xax Posts: 7,386 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	TFF: What's this? A credit card? Awesome! I actually think I'll return this though. This Fred guy may be needing it. Some random guy runs into the building. Some random guy: It has come to my attention that there is someone here who needs a place to house a lot of cars. TFF: That would be me. Some random guy: I have five garages that you can have. I'll even have the cars transported out there for you. TFF: Great! Thanks! TFF walks outside, hops into his new car and drives off to Fred's house. -The Flying Fish --------------- The Flying Fish swim swim hungry swim swim hungry Dwell on the Past \| DopefishZone [ April 18, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

04-18-2003, 04:33 PM	#7
Dee Emm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hsawaknow Posts: 5,679 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Keanu Reeves appears in front of TFF with long hair. "TFF?" "Yes Ted?" "I have a feeling this will turn out to be a most excellent day." "Me too, Ted."

04-18-2003, 05:00 PM	#8
theflyingfish Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The far side of Fribbulus Xax Posts: 7,386 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	TFF: I suddenly have the urge to drive to a Circle K and buy some Poprocks... and Coke! Ted: So do I, TFF. Strange things must be afoot. TFF and Ted drive to the nearest Circle K and buy Poprocks and Coke. As they walk outside, a phone booth lands four feet from where they're standing and a man that bears a striking resemblace to George Carlin steps out. Rufus: Greetings, TFF and Ted. My name is Rufus and I have been sent to warn you. You must not eat those Poprocks and Coke together, for it would result in the explosion of your stomachs, which would be most heinous. TFF and Ted: Whoa... like, thanks, Rufus. Rufus: Now, come with me. We have important things to attend to. TFF and Ted: Like what? Rufus: There is a person named Fred that is trying to keep this day from being a most excellent day. In fact, his plan is already taking place as we speak. We need to travel back in time to stop him from executing his plans. For if this day does not turn out to be a most excellent day, it will have dire results in the future. -The Flying Fish --------------- The Flying Fish swim swim hungry swim swim hungry Dwell on the Past \| DopefishZone [ April 18, 2003, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: The Flying Fish ]

04-18-2003, 07:05 PM	#9
Fred's Mom Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	(Meanwhile, Fred is hiding in a tiny tin can across the parking lot, and hears the whole conversation) Fred: Yes! I have no idea how I fit in here, but as the narrator said, I heard the whole thing. I must eat these pills that were made in Taiwan so that I can go back in time too, and stop them. But I will go back earlier because even though I am stupid, I feel like it. Wait, how do I get out of here? (across the parking lot, Rufus, TFF, and the guy who plays Ted heard nothing of Fred's inner monolouge) TFF: Wait, I read up a little, so yeah, I know his plans. (Don't make me come out of these brackets) Rufus: Geez, sorry. Anyways, you must go to three days ago and blow up sesame street so that your day could be even better for no apparent reason. Ted: Nope. Rufus: Fine, then defeat Fred. See if I care! (Across the parking lot, Fred has gotten out of his disguise and eats the pills) Fred: Wait, I'm not travelling throu- ugh... (falls over) WHAT WILL HAPPEN? I'm asking you. Obviously. Don't look at my post like that.

04-18-2003, 10:46 PM	#10
Lagomorph Setzer Guest Posts: n/a	Suddenly, a duo of rogue clowns ( ) kidnaps TFF and takes him to their ancient cave of evil in Sendai, Japan. TFF: Why have you kidnapped me? Clown One: Because we are evil sadist who will enjoy your screams of suffering as we torture you! Clown Two: But first we must go eat our toast. The two clowns leave the room. TFF: Hmmm...how can I escape? TFF notices a large red button labeled, "KILL TEH CL0WNZ!!!!!!!1111" TFF presses the button, causing every clown on earth to explode. TFF: This has to be my best day ever! I've rid the world of the horrible plague that is clowns! TFF finds his way out of the ancient cave of evil, and is greeted by the jubialant crowds of those who hate clowns (which is everyone on earth). Crowd: This is the savior of civilization! Huzzah!

04-18-2003, 10:58 PM	#11
Kolorado Koopa Guest Posts: n/a	If the damn hobos hadn't secretly planted a bomb in the bushes. Ph33r Ensues. Then Fred McGriff wouldn't have **** his pants.ph33r Of course Ronald McDonald was the last surviving clown and decided to plant a bomb in the bottle of vodka. OMG PH33R!!111111 Crowd: Oh hell no! TFF:Hurray if I manage to pressa the triggera I'll be pressing the triggera and the triggera shall be presseda. Crowd: Yay. TFF: Si Senor Ramos. [ April 18, 2003, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: The United States of Black Mage ]

04-18-2003, 11:57 PM	#12
SuperMarioBro#1 Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Mushroom Kingdom: Now featuring Club 64 Posts: 931 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	TFF: Shweet! A free PS2! Picks it up SMB#1: The day going good? TFF: You betcha! SMB#1: Is that a PS2? TFF: Sure is, and it's a red one too! SMB#1: Wayne's World Style Excellent! Momentary pause SMB#1: Yoink! Takes PS2 and runs off... TFF: That son of a- HEY!!! Picks up a Gold PS2 from the ground TFF: What could be better than this?!!! SMB#1 crashes into a lamp post and slowly falls down SMB#1 Weakly: Not excellent... OH NO! MY COLLECTION OF STOLEN COLORED PS2S! NOOO! TFF: Takes all the colored PS2S and somehow shoves them into a backpack and he carries it Excellent!...