Beginning of the Class OG!

OOC: Now that we've debated about this for awhile, I think it's high time we start this thing! If it turns out we need more posters, we can just get some people to join mid-way! Okay then, how's this?

(Somewhere in Space)

It is the year XXXX (why all the Xes?) because you don't know what year it's supposed to be. Anyway, in the year XXXX, a strange shuttlecraft flies along the stars (Like Michal J. Fox and Jim Carry?) Will you shut up already? This isn't a riff, you know! (Well maybe it should be) That's it! *BLAMMO!* (Ow.) There, now that he's out of the way, let's get on with this! Now where were we? Oh yeah, the year XXXX, after years of fighting, peace has finally been restored to the tiny blue spere known as Earth. In a spaceship hovering above the planet, an explorer observes the peace with a happy look on his face. He is happy for two reasons. 1: He helped to restore the peace and 2: He just broke into a pineapple, and is enjoying the juicy fruit within. The "spaceship" is actually a station wagon, modified for Inter-dimentional-space-time-travel. This traveler is none other, than Introbulus.

Introbulus: Ah! It's so nice to enjoy such peace! There hasn't been a war or doomsday or even a plague around these parts in XX years! The only thing I could think of that would ruin this day is if some important event occured and I had to deal with it.

(BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!)

Introbulus: AHHH!!! BEES!!! Huh? Oh, it's just the message machine.

Introbulus pushes the button on the computer console to hear the message.

Computer: (Blip!)Attention, Introbulus! Some important event occured and you have to deal with it! Report to the world capital within the next two hours for further debreifing. That is all. (Bloop!)

Introbulus: ...Awwww darn!

Introbulus flies off to the world capital, whatever that may be, to find out about this horrible event. What awaits him at the capital of the Earth? Is this the beginning of a whole new adventure? Of course it is! What did you think it would be?

To be continued...

OOC: Tada! Now we can begin this long-awaited OG!

Introbulus lands in the docking bay of Earth Capital and made his way through the twisting hallways until he reached the throne room.

King of The World: look at me! I'm King of The World! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Introbulus: ...

King of The World: Ah, Introbulus. I have a dangerous mission for you.

Introbulus: What mission could be so dangerous that you have to send me?

King of The World: You are needed to stop...The Velvet Monkey.

Introbulus: THE Velvet Monkey? Lord of the Apean Empire?

King of The World: The very same. You can't defeat him on your own, so I simply want you to spy on him and discover his weak points. The Earth Forces are fully prepared.

Introbulus: Alright. I'll do my best. *returns the Volkswagon*

*Elsewhere, in The Velvet Monkey's Space Station Deep In Space*

The Velvet Monkey: MWAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! My ultimate plan to destroy Earth is under way!

Velvet Soldier 1: Achoo!

The Velvet Money: Did you just say you'd kill me?

Velvet Soldier 1: No sir, I simply sn-

The Velvet Monkey: TALKING BACK TO YOUR MASTER!!!

Velvet Soldier 1: NO! I'M SORRY, SIR!!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!! (drops dead)

The Velvet Monkey: It's so hard to find good help these days.

Introbulus starts up his Volkswagon and drives off into space.

Introbulus: As a spy, I have to mix in with the populus... How could that get written in, me bearing no resemblance to a gorilla? Wait, of course! The Writer could write it in!

(what ever happened to this?)