The true Mario OG! (no outside characters)

Goomba5395 · 04-30-2003, 09:51 PM

Okay, here's just another basic OG, but only characters in the Mario series may be used. Please, no poster charachters, real life characters or characters from other games. I want to see how an OG with only Mario characters goes. With that in mind...

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Luigi was walking toward's Peach's Castle one day.

Luigi: Nothing special here. I bet Mario's already inside doing something... hey, what's tthat?

Yami Yoshi · 04-30-2003, 10:39 PM

OoC: In other words, this is Super Mario Adventure 2 right?

*Luigi eyes a Koopa Troopa walking toward Princess Peach's Castle*

Luigi: A Koopa! I better defeat it before it destroys the castle!

*Luigi jumps into the air and causing the Koopa to retreat into its shell*

Luigi: You guys don't learn do you? Take this!

*Luigi's fist slams into the Koopa's shell causing it to break but it instantly regenerates Majin Buu style*

Luigi: What the?

*Luigi is so surprised that he is unaware of the fact that hundreds of other Koopas are right behind him*

Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle...

*Bowser looks through a telescope and watches the helpless plumber get pulverized by the Koopas*

Bowser: Bwa ha ha! Kamek! Your Immortal Potion is working perfectly! How did you do it?

Kamek: With Purple Chu Jelly of course!

OoC: Goomba5395, is it okay if I make references from other Nintendo games such as Zelda? I'll try my best not to actually include the character itself...

Bowser: Purple Chu Jelly?

Kamek: Purple Chu Chus are creatures with slime-like qualities. Whenever they're attacked by any weapon, their body breaks apart and they instantly reform! I captured a few myself and used the slime to create potions for your army! With the Purple Chu Jelly, you will have an invincible army!

[ April 30, 2003, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

05-01-2003, 03:17 AM

Meanwhile, inside the castle...

Mario: Peach, why did you-a tell me to come-a to the castle?

Peach: I've decided to marry...Toad. (Toad walks out in a tuxedo.)

Mario: No! You HACKing son of a HACK! HACK you!

Peach: I'm sorry Mario, but you're so grossly overwieght and Toad...Toad is...perfect.

Toad: Got that right.

Mario: No! I won't let you! (Mario pulls out dual six shooters and fires at Toad, who dodges.)

Toad: Come, ma peche! We can't let Mario kill me and stop our wedding at Delfino! (Toad throws a brick at Mario, knocking him out.)

Peach: To the airship! (Toad and Peach board the airship and fly away to Delfino Island.)

Mario: (Wakes up.) Darnit. I'll kill peach with my own hands rather than let Toad have his way with her. (Mario jumps in a warp pipe to Delfino Island.)

Back with Luigi...

Luigi: Why won't they die?!

(A cloaked figure with a shotgun blasts one of the koopas into billions of pieces.)

Luigi: Batman...?

???: Nay. It is I, Wooster.

Luigi: Wooster?! I thought the Nintendo death sqauds killed you back in 1995!

Wooster: They almost killed me, but with the help of VHS tapes, I survived.

Luigi: God bless you, VHS tapes.

Wooster: We must obtain more blue Kool-Aid, as it is these Koopa's only weakness. And we must prevent Mario from trashing the wedding of Peach and Toad.

Luigi: HACK...so Mario found out about the wedding.

Wooster: I've stolen one of Koopa's doomships from the rental car lot. Join me, Luigi! Let us do it for the sea water desalination plant workers worldwide!

Luigi: Yes!

And so Wooster and Luigi set off to Delfino Island to prevent Mario from contaminating the Toadstool Dynasty's gene pool and killing Toad.

05-01-2003, 07:09 AM

OoC: arn't purple chu chus vulrable to bright sunlight, causing them to turn into stone? another thing, since when did we bring in real world weapons? wheres the fire flowers, hammers, mushrooms, and frog suits?

Goomba5395 · 05-01-2003, 04:09 PM

OoC: Sure, you can refrence characters from other games. And I never knew Super Mario Adventure existed in the first place (if it was before January 2002).

Goomba5395 · 05-01-2003, 04:13 PM

Wooster: Wait, how can Mario get there before Peach does?

Luigi: Through the warp pipes. You know what this means, right?

Wooster: Hmm... according to my calculations, if Mario entered the pipe 12.496 seconds ago, and Isle Delfino is 59931 yards away, and his speed is 2^(weight) and the obstructions are minimal... Mario arrived in Isle Delfino three seconds ago.

Luigi: Oh man! Wait, I have an idea. Let's force their airship to land on Crab Island instead!

Wooster: Crab Island?

Luigi: Yeah, it's one of those island clusters near Delfino. But will we be able to get there fast enough?

05-02-2003, 05:17 AM

Wooster: Nay, let us just contact the Delfino Gestapo and have them arrest Mario, torture Mario and, last but not least, deprogram Mario.

Luigi: Isn't that incredibly unethical?

Wooster: Yes.

Luigi: Can I keep Mario's stuff after they deprogram him?

Wooster: Sure.

Luigi: Let us contact the Delfino Gestapo then.

Meanwhile, In Bowser's throne room...

Kamek: Sir, I'm afraid Wooster has figured out the weakness of the purple chu chu potion chemicals things...blue kool aid.

Bowser: You incompotent fool! I'll make you pay for not having enough foresight! Guards! Beat Kamek with large fish native to the Atlantic ocean!

Guards: Yes, sir!

About twenty minutes later...

Kamek: Ugh...I can't move my limbs.

Bowser: Good. Now, I need you to contact Waluigi and tell him that he needs to travel to the Mushroom village five miles from Peach's castle, and incinerate it.

Kamek: Why?

Bowser: Because I'm an evil sadist. (Throws a cell phone at Kamek.)

Meanwhile, on Delfino Island...

Delfino Gestapo Agent: Freeze! Don't move!

Mario: But itsa me, Mario!

Delfino Gestapo Agent: We have orders from Emporer Wooster to contain you!

Mario: Never! (Pulls out a fire flower.)

gamechamp3000 · 05-02-2003, 09:53 AM

Mario uses the fire flower, but it misses and when it hits the ground, it turns into a puddle of muck.

DGA: You're not Mario! You're that Bowser Jr. guy! I must go get the authorities.

Mario: But... you are the authorities...

DGA leaves anyway.

Mario: Ummmmmm... whatever.

05-02-2003, 04:13 PM

Mario jumps into a nearby warp pipe which takes him into an apartment building somewhere in Delfino.

Delfino Woman: What the HACK?!

Mario: Itsa me, Mario!

Delfino Woman: Why are you in my house?!

Mario: I've decided to take you hostage so Princess Peach will be forced to come here. (Mario throws a VCR at Delfino Woman, knocking her out.)

Meanwhile, outside Delfino Woman's apartment, a team of elite Delfino Gestapo SWAT members has gathered oustide.

DGA: Mario! Come out with your hands up or we'll blow you into a billion pieces!

Goomba5395 · 05-02-2003, 04:51 PM

Mario: Oh man, what do I do now???

DGA: We're giving you till the count of ten. One, two...

Mario: Think, Mario, think...

DGA: three, four, five...

Mario: I know! I'll throw stuff at them! *hurls a vase out the window*

DGA: Six... *gets hit with vase* seveneightnineten! Fire at will!

gamechamp3000 · 05-03-2003, 01:23 AM

They shoot, and a lot of fireballs, lightning strikes, rock candies and many more are shot, but amazingly the house is still standing, without even a mark.

Mario: What the heck do you Delphinians make your houses out of?!?!?!?!

Woman: All the food that we cook, we never can find the right time to take it out...

DGA: Mario, we will be forced to use the heavy artillary if you don't come out now!

Mario: No!

DGA: Allright, bring it out.

Some SWAT members bring in... a bowl of pasta!

Mario: Nooooooooo!!! Too... tempting... must... stop... can't... noooooooooo!!!

He jumps outside and eats the pasta.

DGA: Grab him!

Mario: Uh-oh...

05-03-2003, 12:30 PM

*Mario barfs out the pasta on DGA and the SWAT Team and steals a paddywagon, taking the woman with him*

Mario: Those HACK police cannot catch me, HACK it! I HACKed their HACK HACKs!!

Woman: Why do you keep saying HACK?

Mario: It's censoring, you HACK!!

Woman: Did you just call me a HACK?

Mario: HACK, yeah! What the HACKing HACK are you thinking, HACK it!

*Suddenly, the paddywagon crashes into a van*

Mr. T-like Delfino Man: I pity da foo who destroys my van!

*Mario and the woman get thrown helluva far towards the police station*

Chief: I see we're gonna have to lock you two up!

Woman: But I'm just a hostage!

Chief: You broke in the station.

*7 years later, in the Delfino Prison*

Woman: 7 years of hard labor, and I get finally some muscles. Now to beat up Mario.

*She notices Mario taking a nap near the gate*

Woman: Now's my chance!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[ May 07, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Captain Fusion of the OG Alliance ]

gamechamp3000 · 05-03-2003, 06:58 PM

OOC: Hey! This is only Mario characters! Not Mr.T! Plus, don't say DVGBA, it's DGA, and it's notright to make fun of him, not mention the rule against it!

05-04-2003, 01:27 PM

OOC: I edited my post so that only the SWAT Team got barfed on. And I thought that DGA was DVGBA.

[ May 04, 2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Fusion is Shane's lieutenant. ]

04-30-2003, 09:51 PM	#1
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Okay, here's just another basic OG, but only characters in the Mario series may be used. Please, no poster charachters, real life characters or characters from other games. I want to see how an OG with only Mario characters goes. With that in mind... === Luigi was walking toward's Peach's Castle one day. Luigi: Nothing special here. I bet Mario's already inside doing something... hey, what's tthat?

04-30-2003, 10:39 PM	#2
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	OoC: In other words, this is Super Mario Adventure 2 right? Luigi eyes a Koopa Troopa walking toward Princess Peach's Castle Luigi: A Koopa! I better defeat it before it destroys the castle! Luigi jumps into the air and causing the Koopa to retreat into its shell Luigi: You guys don't learn do you? Take this! Luigi's fist slams into the Koopa's shell causing it to break but it instantly regenerates Majin Buu style Luigi: What the? Luigi is so surprised that he is unaware of the fact that hundreds of other Koopas are right behind him Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle... Bowser looks through a telescope and watches the helpless plumber get pulverized by the Koopas Bowser: Bwa ha ha! Kamek! Your Immortal Potion is working perfectly! How did you do it? Kamek: With Purple Chu Jelly of course! OoC: Goomba5395, is it okay if I make references from other Nintendo games such as Zelda? I'll try my best not to actually include the character itself... Bowser: Purple Chu Jelly? Kamek: Purple Chu Chus are creatures with slime-like qualities. Whenever they're attacked by any weapon, their body breaks apart and they instantly reform! I captured a few myself and used the slime to create potions for your army! With the Purple Chu Jelly, you will have an invincible army! [ April 30, 2003, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

05-01-2003, 03:17 AM	#3
Lagomorph Setzer Guest Posts: n/a	Meanwhile, inside the castle... Mario: Peach, why did you-a tell me to come-a to the castle? Peach: I've decided to marry...Toad. (Toad walks out in a tuxedo.) Mario: No! You HACKing son of a HACK! HACK you! Peach: I'm sorry Mario, but you're so grossly overwieght and Toad...Toad is...perfect. Toad: Got that right. Mario: No! I won't let you! (Mario pulls out dual six shooters and fires at Toad, who dodges.) Toad: Come, ma peche! We can't let Mario kill me and stop our wedding at Delfino! (Toad throws a brick at Mario, knocking him out.) Peach: To the airship! (Toad and Peach board the airship and fly away to Delfino Island.) Mario: (Wakes up.) Darnit. I'll kill peach with my own hands rather than let Toad have his way with her. (Mario jumps in a warp pipe to Delfino Island.) Back with Luigi... Luigi: Why won't they die?! (A cloaked figure with a shotgun blasts one of the koopas into billions of pieces.) Luigi: Batman...? ???: Nay. It is I, Wooster. Luigi: Wooster?! I thought the Nintendo death sqauds killed you back in 1995! Wooster: They almost killed me, but with the help of VHS tapes, I survived. Luigi: God bless you, VHS tapes. Wooster: We must obtain more blue Kool-Aid, as it is these Koopa's only weakness. And we must prevent Mario from trashing the wedding of Peach and Toad. Luigi: HACK...so Mario found out about the wedding. Wooster: I've stolen one of Koopa's doomships from the rental car lot. Join me, Luigi! Let us do it for the sea water desalination plant workers worldwide! Luigi: Yes! And so Wooster and Luigi set off to Delfino Island to prevent Mario from contaminating the Toadstool Dynasty's gene pool and killing Toad.

05-01-2003, 07:09 AM	#4
Ed the Spamyard Guest Posts: n/a	OoC: arn't purple chu chus vulrable to bright sunlight, causing them to turn into stone? another thing, since when did we bring in real world weapons? wheres the fire flowers, hammers, mushrooms, and frog suits?

05-01-2003, 04:09 PM	#5
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	OoC: Sure, you can refrence characters from other games. And I never knew Super Mario Adventure existed in the first place (if it was before January 2002).

05-01-2003, 04:13 PM	#6
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wooster: Wait, how can Mario get there before Peach does? Luigi: Through the warp pipes. You know what this means, right? Wooster: Hmm... according to my calculations, if Mario entered the pipe 12.496 seconds ago, and Isle Delfino is 59931 yards away, and his speed is 2^(weight) and the obstructions are minimal... Mario arrived in Isle Delfino three seconds ago. Luigi: Oh man! Wait, I have an idea. Let's force their airship to land on Crab Island instead! Wooster: Crab Island? Luigi: Yeah, it's one of those island clusters near Delfino. But will we be able to get there fast enough?

05-02-2003, 05:17 AM	#7
Lagomorph Setzer Guest Posts: n/a	Wooster: Nay, let us just contact the Delfino Gestapo and have them arrest Mario, torture Mario and, last but not least, deprogram Mario. Luigi: Isn't that incredibly unethical? Wooster: Yes. Luigi: Can I keep Mario's stuff after they deprogram him? Wooster: Sure. Luigi: Let us contact the Delfino Gestapo then. Meanwhile, In Bowser's throne room... Kamek: Sir, I'm afraid Wooster has figured out the weakness of the purple chu chu potion chemicals things...blue kool aid. Bowser: You incompotent fool! I'll make you pay for not having enough foresight! Guards! Beat Kamek with large fish native to the Atlantic ocean! Guards: Yes, sir! About twenty minutes later... Kamek: Ugh...I can't move my limbs. Bowser: Good. Now, I need you to contact Waluigi and tell him that he needs to travel to the Mushroom village five miles from Peach's castle, and incinerate it. Kamek: Why? Bowser: Because I'm an evil sadist. (Throws a cell phone at Kamek.) Meanwhile, on Delfino Island... Delfino Gestapo Agent: Freeze! Don't move! Mario: But itsa me, Mario! Delfino Gestapo Agent: We have orders from Emporer Wooster to contain you! Mario: Never! (Pulls out a fire flower.)

05-02-2003, 09:53 AM	#8
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Mario uses the fire flower, but it misses and when it hits the ground, it turns into a puddle of muck. DGA: You're not Mario! You're that Bowser Jr. guy! I must go get the authorities. Mario: But... you are the authorities... DGA leaves anyway. Mario: Ummmmmm... whatever.

05-02-2003, 04:13 PM	#9
Lagomorph Setzer Guest Posts: n/a	Mario jumps into a nearby warp pipe which takes him into an apartment building somewhere in Delfino. Delfino Woman: What the HACK?! Mario: Itsa me, Mario! Delfino Woman: Why are you in my house?! Mario: I've decided to take you hostage so Princess Peach will be forced to come here. (Mario throws a VCR at Delfino Woman, knocking her out.) Meanwhile, outside Delfino Woman's apartment, a team of elite Delfino Gestapo SWAT members has gathered oustide. DGA: Mario! Come out with your hands up or we'll blow you into a billion pieces!

05-02-2003, 04:51 PM	#10
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Mario: Oh man, what do I do now??? DGA: We're giving you till the count of ten. One, two... Mario: Think, Mario, think... DGA: three, four, five... Mario: I know! I'll throw stuff at them! hurls a vase out the window DGA: Six... gets hit with vase seveneightnineten! Fire at will!

05-03-2003, 01:23 AM	#11
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	They shoot, and a lot of fireballs, lightning strikes, rock candies and many more are shot, but amazingly the house is still standing, without even a mark. Mario: What the heck do you Delphinians make your houses out of?!?!?!?! Woman: All the food that we cook, we never can find the right time to take it out... DGA: Mario, we will be forced to use the heavy artillary if you don't come out now! Mario: No! DGA: Allright, bring it out. Some SWAT members bring in... a bowl of pasta! Mario: Nooooooooo!!! Too... tempting... must... stop... can't... noooooooooo!!! He jumps outside and eats the pasta. DGA: Grab him! Mario: Uh-oh...

05-03-2003, 12:30 PM	#12
WillTheExtraGuy Guest Posts: n/a	Mario barfs out the pasta on DGA and the SWAT Team and steals a paddywagon, taking the woman with him Mario: Those HACK police cannot catch me, HACK it! I HACKed their HACK HACKs!! Woman: Why do you keep saying HACK? Mario: It's censoring, you HACK!! Woman: Did you just call me a HACK? Mario: HACK, yeah! What the HACKing HACK are you thinking, HACK it! Suddenly, the paddywagon crashes into a van Mr. T-like Delfino Man: I pity da foo who destroys my van! Mario and the woman get thrown helluva far towards the police station Chief: I see we're gonna have to lock you two up! Woman: But I'm just a hostage! Chief: You broke in the station. 7 years later, in the Delfino Prison Woman: 7 years of hard labor, and I get finally some muscles. Now to beat up Mario. She notices Mario taking a nap near the gate Woman: Now's my chance! TO BE CONTINUED... [ May 07, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Captain Fusion of the OG Alliance ]

05-03-2003, 06:58 PM	#13
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	OOC: Hey! This is only Mario characters! Not Mr.T! Plus, don't say DVGBA, it's DGA, and it's notright to make fun of him, not mention the rule against it!

05-04-2003, 01:27 PM	#14
WillTheExtraGuy Guest Posts: n/a	OOC: I edited my post so that only the SWAT Team got barfed on. And I thought that DGA was DVGBA. [ May 04, 2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Fusion is Shane's lieutenant. ]