VGF Member OG Outtakes

05-08-2003, 02:04 PM

Here's how it works. You post some outtakes from any of the VGF Member OGs. Please post at least 2 outtakes. The maximum you can post is 10. Here are mine:

From VGF OG

*Lupus is singing in the bathtub annoyingly, not realizing that he just pulled off the tubstopper with his toe. He gets sucked down the drain*

Director: CUT!!!

From VGF OG 3

GORE: I will spare your life. If we work together,
we will become great. (extends hand and grabs Dark GORE's arm)

Dark GORE: I'd rather die. (lets go of GORE and falls to the lava.)

*GORE looked away, not wanting to see this*

Director: And that's a rap! Cut!

*Dark GORE gets off of a rubber red mat that looks like red-hot lava*

Gore: How about coffee?

Dark GORE: Sure.

*They both walk off*

Director: I'm gonna be so frickin' rich! Hey, turn the camera off! I told you no filming behind the scenes!

Cameraman: It won't cut off! The button is jammed!

Director: Let me see that! *runs over and bumps into camera, causing it to go blank*

From VGF OG 2

Narrator: We interrupt this OG to bring you this annoying toll-free commercial.

*The scene switches to the Planet Mystery, where Introbulus and Jim are standing in front of their Volkswagen trying to sell it*

Introbulus: Ok, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. No money down until 2004, $500 cash back if you aren't satisfied, and we'll throw in a toaster. That's the best we can do. So if you want a mediocre deal, then call 1-800-DRIVE-INTRO. Again, that's 1-800-DRIVE-INTRO.

Director: CUT!!!

From VGF OG

Exodia: That's too bad! You were worthless all along! Now I shall send you into...hey, what's my line again?

Lupus: Obliveration, stupid!

Exodia: Oh yeah! Obliveration!

*Click*

Exodia: Obliveration!

*Click*

Exodia: Dang, I used up all my ammo during rehersal!

Director: CUT!!!

From VGF OG 4

Director: Alright, in this scene, you're climbing out of the lava. Got it?

Shade: Yessir.

*Shade gets in the lava*

Director: Action!

*Shade remains in the lava. The director waits for hours, but nothing happens*

Director: GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!!

Shade: Hey, this feels good! It's like a hot spring in here!

From VGF OG 3

*the OGers confront the Intruder*

Fusion: Who are you?

Intruder: Why I am.......(removes costume)

GORE-ILLA: Don Knotts?

Director: CUT!!! KNOTTS, YOU'RE DEAD, REMEMBER!?

Don Knotts: Sorry.

Director: What did I do to deserve this job?

[ May 09, 2003, 12:40 PM: Message edited by: Fusion the Tormentor ]

Greatluigi · 05-08-2003, 02:06 PM

wtf is your problem GL?

[ May 08, 2003, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

05-08-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greatluigi passed over 10,000 posts:
FUSION strips down and makes love to BSD.

CUT, YOU HAVE TO BE MORE EROTIC!

OOC: Delete that post, Yami Yoshi, for it doesn't follow the rules. The rules are:

No dirty humor (considered SPAM)
No less than 2 outtakes
No more than 10 outtakes

Thank you, and have a nice day.

05-08-2003, 03:12 PM

VGF Member OG 2

Sephnita:OH! So you are fighting for chickens too?

Diector:CUT! Sephnita your supposed to say turnips not chickens!

VGF Member OG

Ed:Who bought the tuartaur sauce!?

Director:CUT!!! Ed you're supposed to say Buttered Toast!

VGF Member OG 2

Director:BSD,you're going to hit Shadow Dragoshi with your Earthquake. Got it?

BSD:Yep.

Director:Action!

BSD

ragoshi Torando!

Director:CUT!!!!!! I said Earthquake not Dragoshi Tornado!

VGF Member OG 3

BSD crashes into Yami Yoshi.

Director:CUT!!! BSD you're supposed to crash into the building!!!!!!!

05-08-2003, 03:42 PM

You two suck. Lock this or die.

gamechamp3000 · 05-08-2003, 10:34 PM

Come on, GORE, this could be fun!

05-09-2003, 06:55 AM

Alright. I was just in a bad mood yesterday.

05-09-2003, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GORE-ILLA Is Very Angry Indeed:
Alright. I was just in a bad mood yesterday.

I forgive you.

05-09-2003, 01:14 PM

^Me too.

05-09-2003, 01:32 PM

Anyway...

From VGF Member OG

*suddenly Bowser and King Boo and his Haunted Union Army charge into the room.*

Bowser: You killed Exodia! We will now kill you!

*The trap door is removed, and Bowser, King Boo, and the Haunted Union Army start choking like no tomorrow*

HUA (Haunted Union Army): NO! We cannot breathe!

*Bowser, King Boo, and the HUA fall to the ground and "die"*

King Boo: *gets back up* How was that? If you'd like, I could do it with a little more emotion.

Director: CUT!!!

From VGF Member OG 2

Lupus: Hey Fusion, c'mere!

Fusion: Huh?

Lupus: What's my line again?

Director: CUT!!!

From VGF Member OG 2

Butler: Sir, one of your emeralds is missing.

Director: CUT!!! You're supposed to say, "Rubies," not, "Emeralds." GET IT RIGHT, YOU ****WAD!!!

Cast:

Director: Sorry.

From VGF Member OG 3

Lord Chaos: Damnation Foot!

Director: CUT! It's Damnation Hand, not Damnation Foot!

Lord Chaos: Sorry.

Director: Must...resist...urge...to...kill...

From VGF Member OG

Yami Yoshi: Only one person could've stolen my cheesecake, and that's...Al Gore?

Bill the Extra Guy: Hey, don't make me come over there, YY!

Director: Cut, cut, fuh-(BLEEP!)-ing cut!

From VGF Member OG 3

Dark Jim: I must summon my next minion...the Yaffa Lady!

Yaffa Lady: Go Yaffa! Be creative!

Director: I'm not even going to say it.

05-09-2003, 06:34 PM

VGF Member OG

Scientist: Sir, you should check on Fusion's tank.

Head Scientist: Ok.

*So, they go to Fusion's tank and see Fusion all wired up.*

Fusion: Help me!

Head Scientist: Patience, my friend. When you get out, you'll have more power than any warrior in the universe. You'll know every attack and defense.

Yasha:

TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of Fusion and runs off)

Director: Cut! Yasha, wait for the third page!

VGF Members OG

Then when the heroes made it to the top of the tower Lupus had helpers of his own besides Koopa.

Mousse: I'm Mousse, on! I might not know karate but I know ca-razy!

Pinchy: Pinchy is Pinchy! Pinchy crush!

EVIL Scientist Dude: I am EVIL!!! MWAHAHHAHHAAAA!!

Ol' Bessie: Moo!

Bullwinkle: I'm Bullwinkle. I like cheese and cigerattes.

Diskun: I don't have any cathphrases.

Director: Cut! Save it for the next OG!

05-09-2003, 06:47 PM

From VGF Member OG

Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of Lupus and runs off)

Director: CUT!!! You're supposed to hit Fusion without effect, not Lupus!

Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of the Director and runs off)

From VGF Member OG 2

Fusion: Only one person could've stolen my ruby and that's...BILL CLINTON!!! No wait, it was Gamechamp. Sorry.

Director: *gives Fusion the finger*

From VGF Member OG 3

Don Knotts: Four-Way...um...um...GAS!!!

*insert 4 farts here*

Director: Cut.

05-10-2003, 08:12 AM

From VGF OG

*Suddenly Introbulus' car flies into the wall of the skyscraper, leaving a large dent in the wall*

Director: CUT!

From VGF OG 2

Introbulus: Spanner?

StuMan: Check!

Introbulus: Ratchet?

StuMan: Check!

Introbulus: golash?

StuMan: Check!

Introbulus: salt?

StuMan: Check!

Intro: Those little grainy things you put in your salad?

StuMan: Check!

*Introbulus mixes a giant vat of some substance, takes a sip, then frowns.*

Intro: I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to save this soup.

Jim: Shouldn't you be working on Gore?

Intro: Who?

Director: CUT!

From any VGF OG

GC: Roll Call!!

Green: I am green! I like to use my fists to do the talking!

Yellow: I am Yellow! I'm the mechanic expert, and I do good with using the weapons I make, too!!

Black: I am black! If you want me to operate a truck, tank, spaceship, anything, I can gaurantee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower, as long as it has firepower!!

Blue: I am Blue! I can sneak on anyone from the dark and attack with my double swords!

GC: ...You haven't been rehearsing, have you?

Director: CUT!

From VGF OG 2

Jim: Quick, cut the wire!

Introbulus: Which one, red or blue!?

Jim: I dunno!!

Introbulus: We could make a run for the volkswagon!

Jim: We wouldn't make it, quick time's nearly run out, red or blue!?

???: Blue.

Introbulus: Who said that, and how do you know?

???: Don't you know anything about stories? You're not meant to argue with mysterious people that turn up from nowhere to help you.

Introbulus: I don't believe you! *cuts the red wire*

*The Bomb Explodes, destroying the entire universe*

Director: CUT! Frank, get the spare universe!

From VGF OG 3

Dark Jim: I am your master, your creator, Dark Jim! Stand before me, creations! Tell me who you are!

Yellow cloak: I'm the mechanic expert, and I do good with using the weapons I make, too!!

Green Cloak: I am Flora, the mage of the wilderness and plantlife! If you want me to operate a truck, tank, spaceship, anything, I can gaurantee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower, as long as it has firepower!!

Brown Cloak: *grunt* I am Grant, I can sneak on anyone from the dark and attack with my double swords!

Dark Jim: And I am Dark Jim! I know every power in the universe, just call me Gamechamp!

All: And together we are, The Robot Team!

Director: ...I'm not even going to dignify that with a "cut".

Fred's Mom · 05-10-2003, 12:58 PM

VGF MEMBER OG

The "VGF Six" face off with Mega-Lupus.

Mega-Lupus: Foolish pedestrians! Don't you realize
TWIFATIT rules all? (pounds the ground. The shockwave trips the heroes. They quickly got back to their feet.)

GORE-ILLA: You can't keep us down!

Yami Yoshi: Yeah! We're OGers!

Introbulus: We can't be beaten!

Swordmaster: Especially by freaks like you.

BSD: So get ready!

Fusion: We'll show you our true power!

Lupus: Ha ha! What can you insignificant pests do against The Almighty Cheese God?

Meowth: Meowth, that's right!

Lupus: I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!

Director: Oh... comeon, you know we made a deal with GameFreak... we had no money!

Lupus: This isn't really a movie.

Director: Shutup. CUT!

VGF Member OG 2:

Meanwhile, in the far reaches of space

Introbulus: Captians log star date sg2103

Luc Picard: Get off my ship or I'm getting "Patrick Stuwart" on your ass.

Introbulus: Oh, you want a piece of me, Mr. Clean?

(The two start fighting)

Director: (Shakes head while covering eyes)

VGF Memeber OG three:

Evil: I am free. Gather, slaves.

*Slowly all with Evil in their hearts become zombie-like. Back at

Sephnita..*

Fusion: Ready to die?

Sephinta: Buy it now, only $56.99!

Fusion: Um, what.

Director: Enough! I only wanted to work the choo-choo! (Jumps out window)

05-08-2003, 03:12 PM	#4
goldendarkmechayoshi Guest Posts: n/a	VGF Member OG 2 Sephnita:OH! So you are fighting for chickens too? Diector:CUT! Sephnita your supposed to say turnips not chickens! VGF Member OG Ed:Who bought the tuartaur sauce!? Director:CUT!!! Ed you're supposed to say Buttered Toast! VGF Member OG 2 Director:BSD,you're going to hit Shadow Dragoshi with your Earthquake. Got it? BSD:Yep. Director:Action! BSDragoshi Torando! Director:CUT!!!!!! I said Earthquake not Dragoshi Tornado! VGF Member OG 3 BSD crashes into Yami Yoshi. Director:CUT!!! BSD you're supposed to crash into the building!!!!!!!

05-08-2003, 02:04 PM	#1
WillTheExtraGuy Guest Posts: n/a	Here's how it works. You post some outtakes from any of the VGF Member OGs. Please post at least 2 outtakes. The maximum you can post is 10. Here are mine: From VGF OG Lupus is singing in the bathtub annoyingly, not realizing that he just pulled off the tubstopper with his toe. He gets sucked down the drain Director: CUT!!! From VGF OG 3 GORE: I will spare your life. If we work together, we will become great. (extends hand and grabs Dark GORE's arm) Dark GORE: I'd rather die. (lets go of GORE and falls to the lava.) GORE looked away, not wanting to see this Director: And that's a rap! Cut! Dark GORE gets off of a rubber red mat that looks like red-hot lava Gore: How about coffee? Dark GORE: Sure. They both walk off Director: I'm gonna be so frickin' rich! Hey, turn the camera off! I told you no filming behind the scenes! Cameraman: It won't cut off! The button is jammed! Director: Let me see that! runs over and bumps into camera, causing it to go blank From VGF OG 2 Narrator: We interrupt this OG to bring you this annoying toll-free commercial. The scene switches to the Planet Mystery, where Introbulus and Jim are standing in front of their Volkswagen trying to sell it Introbulus: Ok, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. No money down until 2004, $500 cash back if you aren't satisfied, and we'll throw in a toaster. That's the best we can do. So if you want a mediocre deal, then call 1-800-DRIVE-INTRO. Again, that's 1-800-DRIVE-INTRO. Director: CUT!!! From VGF OG Exodia: That's too bad! You were worthless all along! Now I shall send you into...hey, what's my line again? Lupus: Obliveration, stupid! Exodia: Oh yeah! Obliveration! Click Exodia: Obliveration! Click Exodia: Dang, I used up all my ammo during rehersal! Director: CUT!!! From VGF OG 4 Director: Alright, in this scene, you're climbing out of the lava. Got it? Shade: Yessir. Shade gets in the lava Director: Action! Shade remains in the lava. The director waits for hours, but nothing happens Director: GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!! Shade: Hey, this feels good! It's like a hot spring in here! From VGF OG 3 the OGers confront the Intruder Fusion: Who are you? Intruder: Why I am.......(removes costume) GORE-ILLA: Don Knotts? Director: CUT!!! KNOTTS, YOU'RE DEAD, REMEMBER!? Don Knotts: Sorry. Director: What did I do to deserve this job? [ May 09, 2003, 12:40 PM: Message edited by: Fusion the Tormentor ]

05-08-2003, 02:06 PM	#2
Greatluigi Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Radioactive Grinnieland Posts: 11,608 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	wtf is your problem GL? [ May 08, 2003, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

05-08-2003, 03:42 PM	#5
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	You two suck. Lock this or die.

05-08-2003, 10:34 PM	#6
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Come on, GORE, this could be fun!

05-09-2003, 06:55 AM	#7
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	Alright. I was just in a bad mood yesterday.

05-09-2003, 01:14 PM	#9
goldendarkmechayoshi Guest Posts: n/a	^Me too.

05-09-2003, 01:32 PM	#10
WillTheExtraGuy Guest Posts: n/a	Anyway... From VGF Member OG suddenly Bowser and King Boo and his Haunted Union Army charge into the room. Bowser: You killed Exodia! We will now kill you! The trap door is removed, and Bowser, King Boo, and the Haunted Union Army start choking like no tomorrow HUA (Haunted Union Army): NO! We cannot breathe! Bowser, King Boo, and the HUA fall to the ground and "die" King Boo: gets back up How was that? If you'd like, I could do it with a little more emotion. Director: CUT!!! From VGF Member OG 2 Lupus: Hey Fusion, c'mere! Fusion: Huh? Lupus: What's my line again? Director: CUT!!! From VGF Member OG 2 Butler: Sir, one of your emeralds is missing. Director: CUT!!! You're supposed to say, "Rubies," not, "Emeralds." GET IT RIGHT, YOU **WAD!!! Cast: Director: Sorry. From VGF Member OG 3 Lord Chaos: Damnation Foot! Director: CUT! It's Damnation Hand, not Damnation Foot! Lord Chaos: Sorry. Director: Must...resist...urge...to...kill... From VGF Member OG Yami Yoshi: Only one person could've stolen my cheesecake, and that's...Al Gore? Bill the Extra Guy: Hey, don't make me come over there, YY! Director: Cut, cut, fuh-(BLEEP!)-ing cut! From VGF Member OG 3** Dark Jim: I must summon my next minion...the Yaffa Lady! Yaffa Lady: Go Yaffa! Be creative! Director: I'm not even going to say it.

05-09-2003, 06:34 PM	#11
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	VGF Member OG Scientist: Sir, you should check on Fusion's tank. Head Scientist: Ok. So, they go to Fusion's tank and see Fusion all wired up. Fusion: Help me! Head Scientist: Patience, my friend. When you get out, you'll have more power than any warrior in the universe. You'll know every attack and defense. Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of Fusion and runs off) Director: Cut! Yasha, wait for the third page! VGF Members OG Then when the heroes made it to the top of the tower Lupus had helpers of his own besides Koopa. Mousse: I'm Mousse, on! I might not know karate but I know ca-razy! Pinchy: Pinchy is Pinchy! Pinchy crush! EVIL Scientist Dude: I am EVIL!!! MWAHAHHAHHAAAA!! Ol' Bessie: Moo! Bullwinkle: I'm Bullwinkle. I like cheese and cigerattes. Diskun: I don't have any cathphrases. Director: Cut! Save it for the next OG!

05-09-2003, 06:47 PM	#12
WillTheExtraGuy Guest Posts: n/a	From VGF Member OG Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of Lupus and runs off) Director: CUT!!! You're supposed to hit Fusion without effect, not Lupus! Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of the Director and runs off) From VGF Member OG 2 Fusion: Only one person could've stolen my ruby and that's...BILL CLINTON!!! No wait, it was Gamechamp. Sorry. Director: gives Fusion the finger From VGF Member OG 3 Don Knotts: Four-Way...um...um...GAS!!! insert 4 farts here Director: Cut.

05-10-2003, 08:12 AM	#13
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	From VGF OG Suddenly Introbulus' car flies into the wall of the skyscraper, leaving a large dent in the wall Director: CUT! From VGF OG 2 Introbulus: Spanner? StuMan: Check! Introbulus: Ratchet? StuMan: Check! Introbulus: golash? StuMan: Check! Introbulus: salt? StuMan: Check! Intro: Those little grainy things you put in your salad? StuMan: Check! Introbulus mixes a giant vat of some substance, takes a sip, then frowns. Intro: I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to save this soup. Jim: Shouldn't you be working on Gore? Intro: Who? Director: CUT! From any VGF OG GC: Roll Call!! Green: I am green! I like to use my fists to do the talking! Yellow: I am Yellow! I'm the mechanic expert, and I do good with using the weapons I make, too!! Black: I am black! If you want me to operate a truck, tank, spaceship, anything, I can gaurantee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower, as long as it has firepower!! Blue: I am Blue! I can sneak on anyone from the dark and attack with my double swords! GC: ...You haven't been rehearsing, have you? Director: CUT! From VGF OG 2 Jim: Quick, cut the wire! Introbulus: Which one, red or blue!? Jim: I dunno!! Introbulus: We could make a run for the volkswagon! Jim: We wouldn't make it, quick time's nearly run out, red or blue!? ???: Blue. Introbulus: Who said that, and how do you know? ???: Don't you know anything about stories? You're not meant to argue with mysterious people that turn up from nowhere to help you. Introbulus: I don't believe you! cuts the red wire The Bomb Explodes, destroying the entire universe Director: CUT! Frank, get the spare universe! From VGF OG 3 Dark Jim: I am your master, your creator, Dark Jim! Stand before me, creations! Tell me who you are! Yellow cloak: I'm the mechanic expert, and I do good with using the weapons I make, too!! Green Cloak: I am Flora, the mage of the wilderness and plantlife! If you want me to operate a truck, tank, spaceship, anything, I can gaurantee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower, as long as it has firepower!! Brown Cloak: grunt I am Grant, I can sneak on anyone from the dark and attack with my double swords! Dark Jim: And I am Dark Jim! I know every power in the universe, just call me Gamechamp! All: And together we are, The Robot Team! Director: ...I'm not even going to dignify that with a "cut".

05-10-2003, 12:58 PM	#14
Fred's Mom Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	VGF MEMBER OG The "VGF Six" face off with Mega-Lupus. Mega-Lupus: Foolish pedestrians! Don't you realize TWIFATIT rules all? (pounds the ground. The shockwave trips the heroes. They quickly got back to their feet.) GORE-ILLA: You can't keep us down! Yami Yoshi: Yeah! We're OGers! Introbulus: We can't be beaten! Swordmaster: Especially by freaks like you. BSD: So get ready! Fusion: We'll show you our true power! Lupus: Ha ha! What can you insignificant pests do against The Almighty Cheese God? Meowth: Meowth, that's right! Lupus: I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS! Director: Oh... comeon, you know we made a deal with GameFreak... we had no money! Lupus: This isn't really a movie. Director: Shutup. CUT! VGF Member OG 2: Meanwhile, in the far reaches of space Introbulus: Captians log star date sg2103 Luc Picard: Get off my ship or I'm getting "Patrick Stuwart" on your ass. Introbulus: Oh, you want a piece of me, Mr. Clean? (The two start fighting) Director: (Shakes head while covering eyes) VGF Memeber OG three: Evil: I am free. Gather, slaves. Slowly all with Evil in their hearts become zombie-like. Back at Sephnita.. Fusion: Ready to die? Sephinta: Buy it now, only $56.99! Fusion: Um, what. Director: Enough! I only wanted to work the choo-choo! (Jumps out window)