The Really Big Thing: Revisited

05-21-2003, 12:59 AM

If you guys don't remember Yoshiman's old "Big Thing" OGs, this is basically a silly, free for all story. We're looking for offbeat stuff in this OG
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Narrator: One day Mario was sleeping, but he was abruptly woken up by Toad who came running in.

Toad: MARIOTHEREISAREALLYBIGTHINGANDWEDONTKNOWWHATIT *breath* ISEXCEPTFORTHEFACTITISAREALLYBIGTHING!!!

Mario: ... and... you want me to do what exactly?

Toad: See what it is of course... you're the hero and everything, right?

Narrator: And so, Mario followed Toad to the Really Big Thing.

Yami Yoshi · 05-21-2003, 05:06 PM

Toad: See! It's the really big thing!

*Toad points at the really big thing*

Mario: Damn...That's one really big thing!

*The really big thing starts moving toward them*

Toad: Oh no! The really big thing is moving toward us!

Mario: Let's tell Luigi about the really big thing!

Toad: Right!

*Mario and Toad run to Luigi's Mansion*

05-21-2003, 06:57 PM

Where they find...

Mario: Not YOU!

Ceiling Fan: AHAHAHAA!!!!

We meet again...

Toad: What have you done with Luigi?!

~cut to Bowser brushing his teeth, then back~

Mario: How COULD you?!

Bowser: ~with toothpaste foam dripping from his mouth~ What did I do now?! I was just--

Ceiling Fan: He meant me.

Bowser: Right then. ~leaves~

~Luigi busts in~

Luigi: I'M Luigi!

Ceiling Fan: But...

Luigi: ~busts in~ You couldn't have had me captive forever, Ceiling Fan!

Ceiling Fan: Hold on. There are two Luigis?

Mario: Why, this explains...
...
Nothing!

Really Really Big Ceiling Fan: I cameo.

gamechamp3000 · 05-21-2003, 10:57 PM

Luigi: No, that guy works for the really big thing!

Luigi: No, he workqs for the really big thing!

Then, really big thing's voice comes.

RBT: Guy that is not Luigi, destroy Luigi!

Luigi: Wait! Master! I didn't know you could talk!

Luigi: Aha! That proves it! He's the fake!

???: That's right! I'm really... Smithy!!! Now, Luigi, you will fall!

He pushes Luigi down.

Smithy: See? You fell down! Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Luigi: You forgot one thing!

Smithy: What?

Luigi: I know how to turn on the non-Smithyizer!

Smithy: Noooooooooo!!! That turns me into something random OTHER than me!

Luigi presses something, and Smithy turns into a REALLY really big thing!

05-22-2003, 01:29 PM

REALLY Really Big Thing(or Stupid for short): Prepare to meet your DOOM!

Ceiling Fan: Not if I have anything to say about it! ~does nothing~

Luigi: I call shotgun!

Shotgun: (crap)

RBT: Does that mean I'm obsolete?

Mario: Are we going to attack or what?

Luigi: No, this is fun.

05-22-2003, 04:44 PM

Megaman appears.

Megaman: Have any of you seen Dr. Wily around here?

Mario: Shh! We're pretending to care about the really big thing!

Megaman: Ewww! That's gross!

Everyone:

Megaman: ...Er, I mean, what really big thing?

The Really Big Thing: ME!! How could you miss me! I'm really big, and standing/existing right here! And I'm really big!

05-22-2003, 06:07 PM

Really Big Thing: Time to kill you all with my ultimate attack!

Everyone: ~GASP!~

~seconds later...~

THE END!

Mario: That was lousy.

Luigi: Yeah, let's give it another try.

Mega Man: Look out!

~The Really Big Thing sits on Dr. Wily~

Toad: This is our chance! Let's split!

Mario: Let's see what the Guru has to say about this!

Luigi: Who's Guru this time?

Mario: Uhhh, it's Ivan's turn.

Big Bird: Is not!

Mega Man: We should be able to climb the 6 million miles up the mountain to the guru in about a half hour.

[ May 22, 2003, 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Scrawny ]

05-22-2003, 09:58 PM

Mario: Uh... I think I'll take a nap.

~dream~

Toad: Mario! It's a really big thing!

Mario: Not again... this isn't any better than real life.

~wakes up~

Narrator: Mario wakes up to find himself alone in the middle of a grassy field.

Mario: I have awoken to find myself alone in the middle of a grassy field.

Narrator: Yo! I already said that.

Mario: oh, sorry...

Narrator: Anyway, Mario sees a really big thing in the distance and goes toward it.

Mario: I see a really big th-

Narrator: *eyes Mario evilly*

Mario: Oh.. right...

blakyoshi7 · 05-23-2003, 08:56 AM

This thing is even better than cheese!!

05-23-2003, 05:59 PM

Narrator: It turns out the really big thing is a double-decker bus for the NC Conspirators, sneezing straight towards Mario!

Mario: Eep.

Megaman's voice: Quick, with me, to safety!

Narrator: Megaman sweeps by on a vine and picks up Mario. They land in the Conspirator bus.

Mario: How is this safety?

Megaman: ...

Luigi: Haha! We've got you right where we want you! ~pan out to show Mario on the escape choot hatch~

Narrator: Mario falls asleep.

05-23-2003, 06:07 PM

*watches from afar*

05-23-2003, 07:46 PM

Narrator: Mario then wakes up on the top of a tall mountain.

Mario: So am I in a dream, or am I actually awake?

Narrator: How should I know?

Mario: That's great... how am I supposed to get down?

Large Mountain Goat: Perhaps I can be of help.

Mario: Who are you?

LMG: Roadkill's my name.

Mario: Why are you called Roadkill?

Roadkill: I dunno. *gets run over by Conspirator's bus*

Luigi: How'd we get to the top of a mountain?

05-23-2003, 07:54 PM

???: What are you doing on my mountain?

Mario and the Conspirators turn to see...

All: Ditto, The Great Guru?!

Ditto: That's right! I will answer three questions, no matter what it may be!

Mario: Hmmm....How much wood could a-

Ditto: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, FOOLISH MORTAL!!!! (boots Mario off the side of the mountain.) Now who's next?

Conspirators:

*Elsewhere, at the base of the mountain...*

Mario lands on the ground with a thud.

Mario: Mamma mia! At least I got away from those crazy NCs! (Suddenly, the Conspirator's bus lands
in fron of him)

Luigi: That was one powerful boot...

05-23-2003, 09:31 PM

Vorpal: I AM THE REAL GREAT GURU!!!

Ditto: ¬_¬ uh oh....

Vorpal: I had the original Great Guru OG post on this board a long time ago, I even had the sequel!

Ditto: I can explain this...

Vorpal: Of course you can explain it... TO MY BOOT! *boots Ditto off the mountain*

Ditto: AAAAAHHHHHHhhhhh....

Vorpal: Serves you right you nasty copyright infringer.

Mario: Wait... what does this have to do with the Really Big Thing?

Vorpal: What Really Big Thing?

Mario: That Really Big Thing! *points*

05-23-2003, 09:46 PM

Really Big Thing: Has everyone forgotten about me AGAIN?!!? How can you do that TWICE?!? I mean, it's not like I'm a semi-small object or a moderatly-sized creature, but you should ALL recognize a really big thing! I mean really, aren't I the star?

Mario: STAR!?! No, I'm the star! I'm always the star!

(Suddenly, a starman pops out of a ? block)

Starman: Actually, I think that by technicality, I'm actually the only "star" in the whole story so far!

Guru: I prophesize that the Really Bid Thing will get pissed.

Really Big Thing: I am pissed!

Everyone:

Wooooooooooowww!

Really Big Thing: First you ignore me, the REAL star, then you hire this wannabe "Starman"? That's it! It's time to destroy the world...with pancakes!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Gasp!) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!

Luigi: Uh...no?

Guru: I prophesize that Starman will say "Yes, er, no".

Starman: Yes, er, no.

Everyone:

Wooooooooooowww!

[ May 23, 2003, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus will find The One ]

05-24-2003, 07:47 PM

Really Big Thing: AND NOW. . . THE PANCAKE. . . ARMAGEDDON!

*Pancakes rain from the sky, with a light drizzle of maple syrup*

Mario: Hey, wait, I thought I said no.

Luigi: He wasn't asking for your opinion on the matter, Mario, you just yelled that because it's the semi-heroic thing to do.

Vorpal the Guru: That, and the hero is _supposed_ to go and stop it before we're up to our armpits in pancakes.

Starman: Say, does anyone remember the last time the earth was covered in some sort of deadly covering, but not so deadly?

Rugbee: I cameo. *Leaves*

Mario: Anyway, we've got to stop him!

Luigi: Oh yeah, how?

Mario: By taking a nap, of course!

~Dream sequence~

Luigi: Duh, I am an idiot and Mario is the greatest plumber in the world.

Mario: Odd, first time the dream sequence went the way I wanted it to.

*Starman wakes up*

Starman: That was a weird dream.

Mario: Wait, did I got to sleep first or did you?

*Everyone looks at Guru Vorpal*

Guru Vorpal: Don't look at me, I just know everything!

Mario: Well, if this is a dream sequence, I can fly over to the Really Big Thing and destroy it! *Mario flies over to the Really Big Thing*

Luigi: *Pinches himself* Ow. Hey! Mario! This isn't a dream!

Mario: It's not? *Falls*

[ May 24, 2003, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Also Known As Yoshiman ]

05-24-2003, 08:53 PM

Mario: ~wakes up inside a large tube a la Matrix~ Gasp! Where am I? ~walks around to find Mewtwo~

Mewtwo: How'd you wake up?!

Mario: Wait a second... we already used this plotline.

Readers: Eh?

Other Readers: Eh?

Mewtwo: Eh?

Mario: Yeah, the first time.

Luigi: Mario, wake up!

Mario: I'm up!

Luigi: So just what continuum are we in now?

~pan camera to show GORE fighting Mon-Kill beside an ocean of lava~

Mario: Hey guys!

GORE: What?

Mon-Kill: Can't you see we're busy?

~the Conspirators Bus falls on Mewtwo~

Mewtwo: I was in this scene?!

Mario: ~takes off shoes~ This feels nice.

Luigi: Mario, that's not a rug, that's lava.

Mario: ~shifts eyes~

05-24-2003, 09:04 PM

Starman: What's with the shifting eyes tubby?

Mario: Tubby!?

*Mario looks down at his stomach*

Mario: Oh yeah,.... tubby.

05-24-2003, 09:13 PM

Mewtwo: You could use a diet yourself, Starman.

Starman: (Humorous line)

Luigi: Okay, I'm signing off from this OG. It's a disgrace. ~jumps into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Parakeets' lair~

05-24-2003, 09:22 PM

*Luigi falls from the sky back with the group*

Luigi: Rats. I forgot I had a contract.

Mario: Say. . . This is. . . Lava?

Starman: Yeah. It's supposed to be really hot.

Guru Vorpal: Burns you up.

Mewtwo: *Nods*

Luigi: Where'd you come from?

Mewtwo: I don't know.

Really Big Thing: IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME AGAIN?!

Mario: Oh, yeah, I was supposed to destroy you or something.

Really Big Thing: What happened to my pancacke armageddon, anyway?

*Drew Carey burps*

[ May 24, 2003, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: Also Known As Yoshiman ]

05-21-2003, 12:59 AM	#1
Wavorpal Guest Posts: n/a	If you guys don't remember Yoshiman's old "Big Thing" OGs, this is basically a silly, free for all story. We're looking for offbeat stuff in this OG ---------- Narrator: One day Mario was sleeping, but he was abruptly woken up by Toad who came running in. Toad: MARIOTHEREISAREALLYBIGTHINGANDWEDONTKNOWWHATIT breath ISEXCEPTFORTHEFACTITISAREALLYBIGTHING!!! Mario: ... and... you want me to do what exactly? Toad: See what it is of course... you're the hero and everything, right? Narrator: And so, Mario followed Toad to the Really Big Thing.

05-21-2003, 05:06 PM	#2
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Toad: See! It's the really big thing! Toad points at the really big thing Mario: Damn...That's one really big thing! The really big thing starts moving toward them Toad: Oh no! The really big thing is moving toward us! Mario: Let's tell Luigi about the really big thing! Toad: Right! Mario and Toad run to Luigi's Mansion

05-21-2003, 06:57 PM	#3
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	Where they find... Mario: Not YOU! Ceiling Fan: AHAHAHAA!!!! We meet again... Toad: What have you done with Luigi?! ~cut to Bowser brushing his teeth, then back~ Mario: How COULD you?! Bowser: ~with toothpaste foam dripping from his mouth~ What did I do now?! I was just-- Ceiling Fan: He meant me. Bowser: Right then. ~leaves~ ~Luigi busts in~ Luigi: I'M Luigi! Ceiling Fan: But... Luigi: ~busts in~ You couldn't have had me captive forever, Ceiling Fan! Ceiling Fan: Hold on. There are two Luigis? Mario: Why, this explains... ... Nothing! Really Really Big Ceiling Fan: I cameo.

05-21-2003, 10:57 PM	#4
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Luigi: No, that guy works for the really big thing! Luigi: No, he workqs for the really big thing! Then, really big thing's voice comes. RBT: Guy that is not Luigi, destroy Luigi! Luigi: Wait! Master! I didn't know you could talk! Luigi: Aha! That proves it! He's the fake! ???: That's right! I'm really... Smithy!!! Now, Luigi, you will fall! He pushes Luigi down. Smithy: See? You fell down! Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Luigi: You forgot one thing! Smithy: What? Luigi: I know how to turn on the non-Smithyizer! Smithy: Noooooooooo!!! That turns me into something random OTHER than me! Luigi presses something, and Smithy turns into a REALLY really big thing!

05-22-2003, 01:29 PM	#5
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	REALLY Really Big Thing(or Stupid for short): Prepare to meet your DOOM! Ceiling Fan: Not if I have anything to say about it! ~does nothing~ Luigi: I call shotgun! Shotgun: (crap) RBT: Does that mean I'm obsolete? Mario: Are we going to attack or what? Luigi: No, this is fun.

05-22-2003, 04:44 PM	#6
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	Megaman appears. Megaman: Have any of you seen Dr. Wily around here? Mario: Shh! We're pretending to care about the really big thing! Megaman: Ewww! That's gross! Everyone: Megaman: ...Er, I mean, what really big thing? The Really Big Thing: ME!! How could you miss me! I'm really big, and standing/existing right here! And I'm really big!

05-22-2003, 06:07 PM	#7
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	Really Big Thing: Time to kill you all with my ultimate attack! Everyone: ~GASP!~ ~seconds later...~ THE END! Mario: That was lousy. Luigi: Yeah, let's give it another try. Mega Man: Look out! ~The Really Big Thing sits on Dr. Wily~ Toad: This is our chance! Let's split! Mario: Let's see what the Guru has to say about this! Luigi: Who's Guru this time? Mario: Uhhh, it's Ivan's turn. Big Bird: Is not! Mega Man: We should be able to climb the 6 million miles up the mountain to the guru in about a half hour. [ May 22, 2003, 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Scrawny ]

05-22-2003, 09:58 PM	#8
Wavorpal Guest Posts: n/a	Mario: Uh... I think I'll take a nap. ~dream~ Toad: Mario! It's a really big thing! Mario: Not again... this isn't any better than real life. ~wakes up~ Narrator: Mario wakes up to find himself alone in the middle of a grassy field. Mario: I have awoken to find myself alone in the middle of a grassy field. Narrator: Yo! I already said that. Mario: oh, sorry... Narrator: Anyway, Mario sees a really big thing in the distance and goes toward it. Mario: I see a really big th- Narrator: eyes Mario evilly Mario: Oh.. right...

05-23-2003, 08:56 AM	#9
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This thing is even better than cheese!!

05-23-2003, 05:59 PM	#10
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	Narrator: It turns out the really big thing is a double-decker bus for the NC Conspirators, sneezing straight towards Mario! Mario: Eep. Megaman's voice: Quick, with me, to safety! Narrator: Megaman sweeps by on a vine and picks up Mario. They land in the Conspirator bus. Mario: How is this safety? Megaman: ... Luigi: Haha! We've got you right where we want you! ~pan out to show Mario on the escape choot hatch~ Narrator: Mario falls asleep.

05-23-2003, 06:07 PM	#11
Greatluigi2 Guest Posts: n/a	watches from afar

05-23-2003, 07:46 PM	#12
Wavorpal Guest Posts: n/a	Narrator: Mario then wakes up on the top of a tall mountain. Mario: So am I in a dream, or am I actually awake? Narrator: How should I know? Mario: That's great... how am I supposed to get down? Large Mountain Goat: Perhaps I can be of help. Mario: Who are you? LMG: Roadkill's my name. Mario: Why are you called Roadkill? Roadkill: I dunno. gets run over by Conspirator's bus Luigi: How'd we get to the top of a mountain?

05-23-2003, 07:54 PM	#13
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	???: What are you doing on my mountain? Mario and the Conspirators turn to see... All: Ditto, The Great Guru?! Ditto: That's right! I will answer three questions, no matter what it may be! Mario: Hmmm....How much wood could a- Ditto: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, FOOLISH MORTAL!!!! (boots Mario off the side of the mountain.) Now who's next? Conspirators: Elsewhere, at the base of the mountain... Mario lands on the ground with a thud. Mario: Mamma mia! At least I got away from those crazy NCs! (Suddenly, the Conspirator's bus lands in fron of him) Luigi: That was one powerful boot...

05-23-2003, 09:31 PM	#14
Wavorpal Guest Posts: n/a	Vorpal: I AM THE REAL GREAT GURU!!! Ditto: ¬_¬ uh oh.... Vorpal: I had the original Great Guru OG post on this board a long time ago, I even had the sequel! Ditto: I can explain this... Vorpal: Of course you can explain it... TO MY BOOT! boots Ditto off the mountain Ditto: AAAAAHHHHHHhhhhh.... Vorpal: Serves you right you nasty copyright infringer. Mario: Wait... what does this have to do with the Really Big Thing? Vorpal: What Really Big Thing? Mario: That Really Big Thing! points

05-23-2003, 09:46 PM	#15
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	Really Big Thing: Has everyone forgotten about me AGAIN?!!? How can you do that TWICE?!? I mean, it's not like I'm a semi-small object or a moderatly-sized creature, but you should ALL recognize a really big thing! I mean really, aren't I the star? Mario: STAR!?! No, I'm the star! I'm always the star! (Suddenly, a starman pops out of a ? block) Starman: Actually, I think that by technicality, I'm actually the only "star" in the whole story so far! Guru: I prophesize that the Really Bid Thing will get pissed. Really Big Thing: I am pissed! Everyone: Wooooooooooowww! Really Big Thing: First you ignore me, the REAL star, then you hire this wannabe "Starman"? That's it! It's time to destroy the world...with pancakes! Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Gasp!) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!! Luigi: Uh...no? Guru: I prophesize that Starman will say "Yes, er, no". Starman: Yes, er, no. Everyone: Wooooooooooowww! [ May 23, 2003, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus will find The One ]

05-24-2003, 07:47 PM	#16
Yoshiman and Mr. Predict Guest Posts: n/a	Really Big Thing: AND NOW. . . THE PANCAKE. . . ARMAGEDDON! Pancakes rain from the sky, with a light drizzle of maple syrup Mario: Hey, wait, I thought I said no. Luigi: He wasn't asking for your opinion on the matter, Mario, you just yelled that because it's the semi-heroic thing to do. Vorpal the Guru: That, and the hero is _supposed_ to go and stop it before we're up to our armpits in pancakes. Starman: Say, does anyone remember the last time the earth was covered in some sort of deadly covering, but not so deadly? Rugbee: I cameo. Leaves Mario: Anyway, we've got to stop him! Luigi: Oh yeah, how? Mario: By taking a nap, of course! ~Dream sequence~ Luigi: Duh, I am an idiot and Mario is the greatest plumber in the world. Mario: Odd, first time the dream sequence went the way I wanted it to. Starman wakes up Starman: That was a weird dream. Mario: Wait, did I got to sleep first or did you? Everyone looks at Guru Vorpal Guru Vorpal: Don't look at me, I just know everything! Mario: Well, if this is a dream sequence, I can fly over to the Really Big Thing and destroy it! Mario flies over to the Really Big Thing Luigi: Pinches himself Ow. Hey! Mario! This isn't a dream! Mario: It's not? Falls [ May 24, 2003, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Also Known As Yoshiman ]

05-24-2003, 08:53 PM	#17
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	Mario: ~wakes up inside a large tube a la Matrix~ Gasp! Where am I? ~walks around to find Mewtwo~ Mewtwo: How'd you wake up?! Mario: Wait a second... we already used this plotline. Readers: Eh? Other Readers: Eh? Mewtwo: Eh? Mario: Yeah, the first time. Luigi: Mario, wake up! Mario: I'm up! Luigi: So just what continuum are we in now? ~pan camera to show GORE fighting Mon-Kill beside an ocean of lava~ Mario: Hey guys! GORE: What? Mon-Kill: Can't you see we're busy? ~the Conspirators Bus falls on Mewtwo~ Mewtwo: I was in this scene?! Mario: ~takes off shoes~ This feels nice. Luigi: Mario, that's not a rug, that's lava. Mario: ~shifts eyes~

05-24-2003, 09:04 PM	#18
Wonder Wario Guest Posts: n/a	Starman: What's with the shifting eyes tubby? Mario: Tubby!? Mario looks down at his stomach Mario: Oh yeah,.... tubby.

05-24-2003, 09:13 PM	#19
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	Mewtwo: You could use a diet yourself, Starman. Starman: (Humorous line) Luigi: Okay, I'm signing off from this OG. It's a disgrace. ~jumps into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Parakeets' lair~

05-24-2003, 09:22 PM	#20
Yoshiman and Mr. Predict Guest Posts: n/a	Luigi falls from the sky back with the group Luigi: Rats. I forgot I had a contract. Mario: Say. . . This is. . . Lava? Starman: Yeah. It's supposed to be really hot. Guru Vorpal: Burns you up. Mewtwo: Nods Luigi: Where'd you come from? Mewtwo: I don't know. Really Big Thing: IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME AGAIN?! Mario: Oh, yeah, I was supposed to destroy you or something. Really Big Thing: What happened to my pancacke armageddon, anyway? Drew Carey burps [ May 24, 2003, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: Also Known As Yoshiman ]