VGF's search for the princesses

05-29-2003, 03:24 PM

Ever want to help Mario, Luigi and the 4 Links out personally with finding Peach, Daisy and the 4 Zeldas? Well now's your chance! You can all add youselfs to the sory if you wish. I'll start. Anyway although the princesses are kidnapped it will prove to be more than just the stand Bowser and Ganon kidnap damsel. I'll start. Also this post contains small Wind Waker spoilers.

The scene shows inside a castle where Peach, Daisy and the 4 Zeldas are bound and gagged.

Girls: Mmmpphhh!

??????: Those ropes are extremely tight and the magic pevents you from using your magic. And with the gags on, you can't call for help.

Girls: MMMPPHH!

We cut to the Luigi Man walking in the woods.

Luigi Man: Oh man, I knew I should have asked for directions to the annual VGF Bash.

He sees Mario, Luigi, and the 4 Links ahead of him.

05-29-2003, 04:49 PM

BSD was flying over the forest LM was in,until a Banzai Bill knocked him down,and made him crash.

BSD:Ouch,that really hurt.

LM:Who are you?

BSD:I'm Black Skull Dragoshi. Who are you?

LM:I'm Luigi Man.

BSD:*Looks at the others*Am I seeing 4 Links or am I just halucinating?

LM:You are actually seeing 4 Links.

BSD:...Okay.

BSD and LM walk towards,Mario,Luigi,and the 4 Links.

05-29-2003, 04:57 PM

They catch up to them.

LM: Hey! What are you guys doing?

Luigi: Our girls have been captured AGAIN.

Link 1: We're on our way to save them although we have no idea where they are.

Mario: We think that Bowser or Ganon is behind this.

BSD: Of course.

Link 2: You're free to come with us.

Link 4: We could use your help.

Link 3: Yeah.

Fred's Mom · 05-29-2003, 05:52 PM

Lupus: And yet, they have no idea that it is truly TWIFATIT that has captured the princesses!

Fred: Truly. Really.

Black Mage: Wait, how can we hear what they're saying? You haven't explained that!

Lupus:Silence! You have obtained death penalty! (Is taken away)

Black Mage: Oh, not this again.

Fred: Ok, so what now?

Lupus: Silence! I see you're wearing pants today, Fred.

Fred: I'm sorry... I was out of ducks!

Lupus: Silence! Fred! Pants! Death penalty! Now!

Fred: This explains why there's only three people at most meetings.

(later)

Fred: Whew, I survived. Now to find GreatLuigi, and the Ultimate Video Game Villain!

Random loser: Ganon?

Fred: No. Ronald Mcdonald. With him, our team is unstoppable. Even more so then Carribean Sun fruit pouches.

05-29-2003, 06:43 PM

OoC: So hold on are you part of the bad guys?

There's a quick scene where we see the princess bound and gagged again, struggling against their binds, they are tied around the chest, their hands are tied behind their backs. Their thighs and ankles are tied together and they gagged with a white cloth.

We cut back to our group.

LM: So do you guys have any information on their whereabouts?

Luigi: Well, all we got was a picture of them bound and gagged. But other than that, no.

BSD: Well, that's helpful.

Link 1: No kidding. We've got friends back at the base, trying to help us.

Fred's Mom · 05-29-2003, 07:22 PM

(meanwhile, at "the base")

Tingle: Watch me make a map of somewhere no one needs to go to!

Malon: This toothpaste... The best I've tasted in years!

Luigi: Mama-Mia, 14! Eh... Hit me Toad.

Toad: Muahaheheheh... Do you truly think I am Toad? No! I am really, and truly, the muffin man! Hhahahahaha! (jumps out window, into pile of socks)

(Back with our alledged "heroes"...)

Link1: Wait, this REALLY sucks.

(At The "evil" base of uber "evilness" inside the YMCA)

Fred: We must defeat these intruders.

GreatLuigi: We could probably just shoot them, and they'd die, but for some reason we won't. Let's send something to try to kill them that will probably fail.

RonaldMcdonald: I know who we can send.

(TWIFATIT sends Max in his marine suit, who is instantly cut up by all four links at once)

Fred: Eh, at least we got rid of him.

GreatLuigi: We'll need something tougher... something more... EVIL...

RonaldMcdonald: We shall send the breakfast crew, led by Richard Simmonds.

Richard Simmonds: Twitch those eyebrows!

(The three do their cliche laughs, but stop when the neighbors yell at them and throw and old boot through their window)

05-29-2003, 07:43 PM

Sonic: We've got intruders.

Luigi: Where Sonic?

Sonic: Outside.

LM: Maybe they know about the princesses whereabouts?

Link 3: Let's go.

05-30-2003, 06:09 PM

Mario pounces on top of Ronald McDonald

Mario: Where are the princesses?

06-01-2003, 01:56 PM

OoC: Geez, what happened to you guys?

Meanwhile, the princesses still bound and gagged sit on a couch where the villian looks out the window.

Girls: Mmmppphhh!

Twifatit: Luckily I did gag you, so I wouldn't have to deal with the 6 of you constanctly running your mouths. I think though that the Mario Bros. and the others will soon find problems.

(Back at the battlefield)

Ronald McDonald: Why should I tell you?

Luigi: Because we'll beat your ass.

Fred: You'll have to deal with the rest of us first!

06-02-2003, 07:50 PM

Hey where'd everybody go?

Siglud3 · 06-04-2003, 06:33 AM

GL: Fred, this is only for....

ROALD AMUNDSEN!!!!

The ancient traveler breaks open A PORTAL IN TIME WHICH FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE WHERE GL'S POWER IS RAW! NOW HE SEEK TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE MAKING THAT IS GL!

Roald Amundsen!
Gotta get back to past!
Roald Amundsen!
Roald, Roald, Roald, Roald!
GOTTA GET BACK TO THE PAST!!!
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHH.....

He hits the ground mumbling about just making to alaska or whatever. He sees the Links and attacks them quickly. He pounds his fist into everyone of them, knocking them all out. The time spell is destroyed and HE IS FLUNG THROUGH ANOTHER PORTAL THAT SENDS HIM INTO THE PAST, WHERE FRED'S EVIL IS RAW! NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE FUTURE TO UNDO THE EVIL THAT IS FRED!1!!!!

06-06-2003, 03:00 PM

The princesses are unbound and ungagged although they are now naked in a tube which contains a seperate princess per tube.

Peach: Let us out of here.

Daisy: Come on, what did we do?

Zelda 1: Yeah I mean seriously.

Zelda 2: Let me out of here right now!

Zelda 3: I've got a kingdom to run!

Zelda 4: Same here.

Twifattit: Sorry, but we're going to clone you and then the heros will have no idea what hit them.

He presses the switch in a instanct clones of the princesses also naked appear beside them in the tube. The clone grabs the real princess and handgags them. The tube opens up, then the clone forces the princess out with them and into a room, where the princesses are bound and gagged again, the clones are dressed in their counterparts clothes and are then bound and gagged as well.

Twifattit: Wait till the heros come they will take the clones with them not knowing they are not real!

Real Girls: Mmmmmppphhh!

Clone Girls: Mmmmmpppph

05-29-2003, 03:24 PM	#1
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Ever want to help Mario, Luigi and the 4 Links out personally with finding Peach, Daisy and the 4 Zeldas? Well now's your chance! You can all add youselfs to the sory if you wish. I'll start. Anyway although the princesses are kidnapped it will prove to be more than just the stand Bowser and Ganon kidnap damsel. I'll start. Also this post contains small Wind Waker spoilers. The scene shows inside a castle where Peach, Daisy and the 4 Zeldas are bound and gagged. Girls: Mmmpphhh! ??????: Those ropes are extremely tight and the magic pevents you from using your magic. And with the gags on, you can't call for help. Girls: MMMPPHH! We cut to the Luigi Man walking in the woods. Luigi Man: Oh man, I knew I should have asked for directions to the annual VGF Bash. He sees Mario, Luigi, and the 4 Links ahead of him.

05-29-2003, 04:49 PM	#2
goldendarkmechayoshi Guest Posts: n/a	BSD was flying over the forest LM was in,until a Banzai Bill knocked him down,and made him crash. BSD:Ouch,that really hurt. LM:Who are you? BSD:I'm Black Skull Dragoshi. Who are you? LM:I'm Luigi Man. BSD:Looks at the othersAm I seeing 4 Links or am I just halucinating? LM:You are actually seeing 4 Links. BSD:...Okay. BSD and LM walk towards,Mario,Luigi,and the 4 Links.

05-29-2003, 04:57 PM	#3
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	They catch up to them. LM: Hey! What are you guys doing? Luigi: Our girls have been captured AGAIN. Link 1: We're on our way to save them although we have no idea where they are. Mario: We think that Bowser or Ganon is behind this. BSD: Of course. Link 2: You're free to come with us. Link 4: We could use your help. Link 3: Yeah.

05-29-2003, 05:52 PM	#4
Fred's Mom Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Lupus: And yet, they have no idea that it is truly TWIFATIT that has captured the princesses! Fred: Truly. Really. Black Mage: Wait, how can we hear what they're saying? You haven't explained that! Lupus:Silence! You have obtained death penalty! (Is taken away) Black Mage: Oh, not this again. Fred: Ok, so what now? Lupus: Silence! I see you're wearing pants today, Fred. Fred: I'm sorry... I was out of ducks! Lupus: Silence! Fred! Pants! Death penalty! Now! Fred: This explains why there's only three people at most meetings. (later) Fred: Whew, I survived. Now to find GreatLuigi, and the Ultimate Video Game Villain! Random loser: Ganon? Fred: No. Ronald Mcdonald. With him, our team is unstoppable. Even more so then Carribean Sun fruit pouches.

05-29-2003, 06:43 PM	#5
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	OoC: So hold on are you part of the bad guys? There's a quick scene where we see the princess bound and gagged again, struggling against their binds, they are tied around the chest, their hands are tied behind their backs. Their thighs and ankles are tied together and they gagged with a white cloth. We cut back to our group. LM: So do you guys have any information on their whereabouts? Luigi: Well, all we got was a picture of them bound and gagged. But other than that, no. BSD: Well, that's helpful. Link 1: No kidding. We've got friends back at the base, trying to help us.

05-29-2003, 07:22 PM	#6
Fred's Mom Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	(meanwhile, at "the base") Tingle: Watch me make a map of somewhere no one needs to go to! Malon: This toothpaste... The best I've tasted in years! Luigi: Mama-Mia, 14! Eh... Hit me Toad. Toad: Muahaheheheh... Do you truly think I am Toad? No! I am really, and truly, the muffin man! Hhahahahaha! (jumps out window, into pile of socks) (Back with our alledged "heroes"...) Link1: Wait, this REALLY sucks. (At The "evil" base of uber "evilness" inside the YMCA) Fred: We must defeat these intruders. GreatLuigi: We could probably just shoot them, and they'd die, but for some reason we won't. Let's send something to try to kill them that will probably fail. RonaldMcdonald: I know who we can send. (TWIFATIT sends Max in his marine suit, who is instantly cut up by all four links at once) Fred: Eh, at least we got rid of him. GreatLuigi: We'll need something tougher... something more... EVIL... RonaldMcdonald: We shall send the breakfast crew, led by Richard Simmonds. Richard Simmonds: Twitch those eyebrows! (The three do their cliche laughs, but stop when the neighbors yell at them and throw and old boot through their window)

05-29-2003, 07:43 PM	#7
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Sonic: We've got intruders. Luigi: Where Sonic? Sonic: Outside. LM: Maybe they know about the princesses whereabouts? Link 3: Let's go.

05-30-2003, 06:09 PM	#8
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Mario pounces on top of Ronald McDonald Mario: Where are the princesses?

06-01-2003, 01:56 PM	#9
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	OoC: Geez, what happened to you guys? Meanwhile, the princesses still bound and gagged sit on a couch where the villian looks out the window. Girls: Mmmppphhh! Twifatit: Luckily I did gag you, so I wouldn't have to deal with the 6 of you constanctly running your mouths. I think though that the Mario Bros. and the others will soon find problems. (Back at the battlefield) Ronald McDonald: Why should I tell you? Luigi: Because we'll beat your ass. Fred: You'll have to deal with the rest of us first!

06-02-2003, 07:50 PM	#10
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Hey where'd everybody go?

06-04-2003, 06:33 AM	#11
Siglud3 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: why Posts: 164 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GL: Fred, this is only for.... ROALD AMUNDSEN!!!! The ancient traveler breaks open A PORTAL IN TIME WHICH FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE WHERE GL'S POWER IS RAW! NOW HE SEEK TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE MAKING THAT IS GL! Roald Amundsen! Gotta get back to past! Roald Amundsen! Roald, Roald, Roald, Roald! GOTTA GET BACK TO THE PAST!!! WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHH..... He hits the ground mumbling about just making to alaska or whatever. He sees the Links and attacks them quickly. He pounds his fist into everyone of them, knocking them all out. The time spell is destroyed and HE IS FLUNG THROUGH ANOTHER PORTAL THAT SENDS HIM INTO THE PAST, WHERE FRED'S EVIL IS RAW! NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE FUTURE TO UNDO THE EVIL THAT IS FRED!1!!!!

06-06-2003, 03:00 PM	#12
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	The princesses are unbound and ungagged although they are now naked in a tube which contains a seperate princess per tube. Peach: Let us out of here. Daisy: Come on, what did we do? Zelda 1: Yeah I mean seriously. Zelda 2: Let me out of here right now! Zelda 3: I've got a kingdom to run! Zelda 4: Same here. Twifattit: Sorry, but we're going to clone you and then the heros will have no idea what hit them. He presses the switch in a instanct clones of the princesses also naked appear beside them in the tube. The clone grabs the real princess and handgags them. The tube opens up, then the clone forces the princess out with them and into a room, where the princesses are bound and gagged again, the clones are dressed in their counterparts clothes and are then bound and gagged as well. Twifattit: Wait till the heros come they will take the clones with them not knowing they are not real! Real Girls: Mmmmmppphhh! Clone Girls: Mmmmmpppph