The Amazing Story of Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH

06-05-2003, 08:33 AM

The Amazing Story of Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH
PART 1: Threats Can be Bad, Mmkay?

Once upon a day..Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH was busy doing what he does best: flaming n00bs and other people while hacking in to VGF so he wouldn't get banned. Today he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, which being the left side of the bed. He seemed to think today would be strange and he wasn't for sure why. Normally, he goes to the bathroom at 7:09 A.M every morning before his daily flaming and bashing, but he decided to take a shower instead. After his shower was done, he decided to turn on the power when he tripped on his book, "DOS for Dummies".

"Damn book. I should sell this on Ebay or something.."

After that, HOY H. HUZZAH, turned on his computer and actually let his scan disk run, which he normally turns off. After scan disk was run, he decided to pop in his Battlefield 1942 CD and play a couple of rounds, which was normal. After that was done, he went online and checked his Hotmail account. He had 1 new message. He turned opn Hotmail and selected the new message.

From:? ? ?
[Email - ???@mysterysite.org
To:Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH
---------------------
To Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH,

Mr. HUZZAH, I will inform you, and only once, that if you don't stop your hacking, flaming, and bashing, I will to do these three things:

1.First I will hace your computer and DELETE every single file and your account.
2.If it continues after that, I will stalk you.
3. If it STILL continues, I will forced to take action and destroy you. Or in short terms, kill you.

Take this as a warning of what will happen. I hope you take this seriously. Or else you will suffer dearly.

----------------------------------Sincerely,
----------------------------------? ? ?

Mr. HUZZAH was greatly shocked. Someone threating his life over the internet because of flaming and bashing and hacking? He just laughed at what would appear to him as a bluff. He ignored it and got on VGF and went to the Misc. Forum to hack someone's account and get them banned..

But the threat was no joke...

Yami Yoshi · 06-08-2003, 03:59 PM

Part 2

*Shane Saccobie, a blond-hair, blue-eyed caucasion male sat at his computer desk browzing VGF Forums when suddenly, he noticed a topic titled "Shane Sucks His Mom's ****"*

Shane: The hell?

*Shane moved his mouse pointer over to the topic title and clicked on it. He read the topic and in clear bold lettering, the words "SHANE SUCKS HIS MOM'S ****" appeared on the screen. He moved his eyes to the left of the screen where he noticed the topic starter, Heroine of the Dragon*

Shane: *in a shocked tone* How did she find out? Anyways, let me check the IP address.

*Shane moved his mouse over to the words IP: Logged at the bottom of the screen and clicked it. The numbers 123.123.123.123 appeared at the bottom*

Shane: It's Hoy Huzzah...The idiot must have not taken my warning seriously...It's time...for step one...Heh heh heh...

Meanwhile at Mr. Hoy Huzzah's house...

Huzzah: It's time to hack into another account!

*Suddenly, a stick figure with the head of Shane Saccobie walked on the bottom on his screen*

Huzzah: WTF?

*The stick figure faced Huzzah and gave him the finger. Then its mouth started opening and closing and spoke in a monotone voice*

Shane: You files shall be deleted...I unleash the...Y2K3 virus!

*A winged insect flew out of Shane's mouth. The drool dribbled down its hairy face and it opened and closed its pinchers*

Shane: Good day Mr. Huzzah...Ha ha ha ha ha!

*Shane gave Huzzah the finger again and disappered from his desktop. The insect started flying back and forth across the screen*

Huzzah: *worried* What the hell is happening to me!?

*The Y2K3 faced Huzzah with its evil red glowing eyes and landed on an icon titled Documents. It opened its pinchers and started to eat it*

Huzzah: No!

*After it finished its meal, the Y2K3's body increased in size. It's hairy arms and legs became more distinct now. Suddenly, a message appeared on Huzzah's screen*

NOW TO INFECT YOUR FRIENDS!

*The Y2K3 bug hovered over to the icon labeled Hotmail and spherical objects came from the rear of its abdomin. The message box changed*

THEY WILL BE SENT VIA E-MAIL TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK! HA HA HA HA HA!

Huzzah: No!

*Huzzah moved the cursor over to the X in the corner of the message box but the Y2K3 latched on to it and consumed it. It's body grew twice as large*

YOU ARE NOW HELPLESS. HA HA HA HA HA!

*The Y2K3 opened its pinchers and swallowed the remainder of Huzzah's icon except for Internet Explorer*

NOW TO INFECT THE INTERNET! HA HA HA HA HA!

*The Y2K3 hovered over to the icon Internet Explorer and burrowed inside. A few seconds later, Huzzah's computer crashed*

Huzzah: Wha...what have I done!?

06-05-2003, 08:33 AM	#1
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	The Amazing Story of Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH PART 1: Threats Can be Bad, Mmkay? Once upon a day..Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH was busy doing what he does best: flaming n00bs and other people while hacking in to VGF so he wouldn't get banned. Today he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, which being the left side of the bed. He seemed to think today would be strange and he wasn't for sure why. Normally, he goes to the bathroom at 7:09 A.M every morning before his daily flaming and bashing, but he decided to take a shower instead. After his shower was done, he decided to turn on the power when he tripped on his book, "DOS for Dummies". "Damn book. I should sell this on Ebay or something.." After that, HOY H. HUZZAH, turned on his computer and actually let his scan disk run, which he normally turns off. After scan disk was run, he decided to pop in his Battlefield 1942 CD and play a couple of rounds, which was normal. After that was done, he went online and checked his Hotmail account. He had 1 new message. He turned opn Hotmail and selected the new message. From:? ? ? [Email - ???@mysterysite.org To:Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH --------------------- To Mr. HOY H. HUZZAH, Mr. HUZZAH, I will inform you, and only once, that if you don't stop your hacking, flaming, and bashing, I will to do these three things: 1.First I will hace your computer and DELETE every single file and your account. 2.If it continues after that, I will stalk you. 3. If it STILL continues, I will forced to take action and destroy you. Or in short terms, kill you. Take this as a warning of what will happen. I hope you take this seriously. Or else you will suffer dearly. ----------------------------------Sincerely, ----------------------------------? ? ? Mr. HUZZAH was greatly shocked. Someone threating his life over the internet because of flaming and bashing and hacking? He just laughed at what would appear to him as a bluff. He ignored it and got on VGF and went to the Misc. Forum to hack someone's account and get them banned.. But the threat was no joke...

06-08-2003, 03:59 PM	#2
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Part 2 Shane Saccobie, a blond-hair, blue-eyed caucasion male sat at his computer desk browzing VGF Forums when suddenly, he noticed a topic titled "Shane Sucks His Mom's **" Shane: The hell? Shane moved his mouse pointer over to the topic title and clicked on it. He read the topic and in clear bold lettering, the words "SHANE SUCKS HIS MOM'S **" appeared on the screen. He moved his eyes to the left of the screen where he noticed the topic starter, Heroine of the Dragon Shane: in a shocked tone How did she find out? Anyways, let me check the IP address. Shane moved his mouse over to the words IP: Logged at the bottom of the screen and clicked it. The numbers 123.123.123.123 appeared at the bottom Shane: It's Hoy Huzzah...The idiot must have not taken my warning seriously...It's time...for step one...Heh heh heh... Meanwhile at Mr. Hoy Huzzah's house... Huzzah: It's time to hack into another account! Suddenly, a stick figure with the head of Shane Saccobie walked on the bottom on his screen Huzzah: WTF? The stick figure faced Huzzah and gave him the finger. Then its mouth started opening and closing and spoke in a monotone voice Shane: You files shall be deleted...I unleash the...Y2K3 virus! A winged insect flew out of Shane's mouth. The drool dribbled down its hairy face and it opened and closed its pinchers Shane: Good day Mr. Huzzah...Ha ha ha ha ha! Shane gave Huzzah the finger again and disappered from his desktop. The insect started flying back and forth across the screen Huzzah: worried What the hell is happening to me!? The Y2K3 faced Huzzah with its evil red glowing eyes and landed on an icon titled Documents. It opened its pinchers and started to eat it Huzzah: No! After it finished its meal, the Y2K3's body increased in size. It's hairy arms and legs became more distinct now. Suddenly, a message appeared on Huzzah's screen NOW TO INFECT YOUR FRIENDS! The Y2K3 bug hovered over to the icon labeled Hotmail and spherical objects came from the rear of its abdomin. The message box changed THEY WILL BE SENT VIA E-MAIL TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK! HA HA HA HA HA! Huzzah: No! Huzzah moved the cursor over to the X in the corner of the message box but the Y2K3 latched on to it and consumed it. It's body grew twice as large YOU ARE NOW HELPLESS. HA HA HA HA HA! The Y2K3 opened its pinchers and swallowed the remainder of Huzzah's icon except for Internet Explorer NOW TO INFECT THE INTERNET! HA HA HA HA HA! The Y2K3 hovered over to the icon Internet Explorer and burrowed inside. A few seconds later, Huzzah's computer crashed Huzzah: Wha...what have I done!?