Micro$oft: The Random $tory

06-07-2003, 11:27 PM

You guys:May continue the story after each post.
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Episode 1: Bill Gates, Max Payne, and A Stupid Plot Don't Mix

It was a dark night at the Gate's Mansion. Bill Gates was, as usual, creating some new Windows program to be called Windows XYZ. Bill Gates's wife Susandra, was on a vacation so Bill had the house to himself. His kids were also on a summercamp called "L33T H4X0ORZ CAMP FOR N00BIES." While Bill was busy on his compuer, there was a knock on the door. Since his butlers all seemed to run away, he had to answer the door. When he answered to door, Bill Cosby and Bob Dole were there for their late night card game.

"Sorry guys. I am busy creating Windows XYZ. Come back never. Okay?"

"Yeah fine, Bill. Just don't forget the $5,000 you owe us." replied both of them.

Bill Cosby and Bob Dole left the house. Bill went to sit back on his computer when he heard another knock at the door. He once again went to the door. When he opened it, and found a threat note saying "I will kill you Bill. Unless you hand over Microsoft. Do it or die. SIGNED MYSTERIOUS PERSON". Bill panicked and then sent his 51 men Search crew to find who knocked at the door. They found nothing. Of course then called up his so called "buddy" who happened to be Max Payne strangely enough.

"Hey Max."

"This world seemd like a neverending enigma of not making sense..I always mumble some stupid words to sound the least bit cool.. Er.. WHAT BILL!?!?"

"Since your good with the killing stuff, can you come over?"

"Only I knew the end to this book of fairy tales..It would probably end up in the Mother Goose parking lot..I have no idea what I'm talking about in or outside the gam- Fine I'll come over."

*Three hours later.."*

Max arrived at the door with a dead looking hippie guy that had some ciggarettes in his mouth.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING THIS INTO MY MANSION??"

"Its that hippie guy you said that threatened you."

"I never gave a specific description of somebody that left that note."

"So...I can see text written over me like some kind of Ongoing Story that has no real plot besides someone wanting to kill Bill Gates. I felt like a smoked about 9 ciggarettes..Nevermind.."

"Well, wanna to go on and adventure to to find that guy?"

"It seemed like I'm thinking my stupid thoughts outside my mind because a "creator" is making me..I feel like then heat inside of me to is getting sucked in my some kind of artificial intellegence like..Like Barney from the Flintstones..Or that Green Power Ranger.."

"..."

"Yeah I guess we can go on an adventure..But whats in it for me?"

"Five thousand dollars sound good?"

"I don't know.."

"A doughnut?"

"HOLY COW! YES!"

"Ooookayy..LETS GO!"

Bill Gates and Max Payne set put on an adventure to stop that threating letter against Bill. But what perrils await them? Tune in on the next episode of..

MICRO$OFT: THE RANOM $TORY

06-08-2003, 05:08 PM

"What exactly is a "ranom" story anyways?" asked Bill.

"The fluffy tail asked the president that one day...," responded Max.

Suddenly, a pack of newbies runs over Max.

"I am dead now. Goodbye," said Max as blood sprayed out from his crushed body.

"Oh well," said Bill as he got into his Batmobile. Bill then drove off to Las Vegas to find the mysterious note writer, who, in reality, was actually a drunken teenager who lived near Bill's house. The abovementioned teenager died of alchohol poisoning about twenty minutes later, but this did not stop Mr. Gates from risking his life many times, stealing, murdering and eventually bringing upon himself his own death and nuclear war. But that is for another part.

[ June 08, 2003, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: VERY STRONG MAN - Fear the taiyaki ]

06-07-2003, 11:27 PM	#1
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	You guys:May continue the story after each post. ---- Episode 1: Bill Gates, Max Payne, and A Stupid Plot Don't Mix It was a dark night at the Gate's Mansion. Bill Gates was, as usual, creating some new Windows program to be called Windows XYZ. Bill Gates's wife Susandra, was on a vacation so Bill had the house to himself. His kids were also on a summercamp called "L33T H4X0ORZ CAMP FOR N00BIES." While Bill was busy on his compuer, there was a knock on the door. Since his butlers all seemed to run away, he had to answer the door. When he answered to door, Bill Cosby and Bob Dole were there for their late night card game. "Sorry guys. I am busy creating Windows XYZ. Come back never. Okay?" "Yeah fine, Bill. Just don't forget the $5,000 you owe us." replied both of them. Bill Cosby and Bob Dole left the house. Bill went to sit back on his computer when he heard another knock at the door. He once again went to the door. When he opened it, and found a threat note saying "I will kill you Bill. Unless you hand over Microsoft. Do it or die. SIGNED MYSTERIOUS PERSON". Bill panicked and then sent his 51 men Search crew to find who knocked at the door. They found nothing. Of course then called up his so called "buddy" who happened to be Max Payne strangely enough. "Hey Max." "This world seemd like a neverending enigma of not making sense..I always mumble some stupid words to sound the least bit cool.. Er.. WHAT BILL!?!?" "Since your good with the killing stuff, can you come over?" "Only I knew the end to this book of fairy tales..It would probably end up in the Mother Goose parking lot..I have no idea what I'm talking about in or outside the gam- Fine I'll come over." Three hours later.." Max arrived at the door with a dead looking hippie guy that had some ciggarettes in his mouth. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING THIS INTO MY MANSION??" "Its that hippie guy you said that threatened you." "I never gave a specific description of somebody that left that note." "So...I can see text written over me like some kind of Ongoing Story that has no real plot besides someone wanting to kill Bill Gates. I felt like a smoked about 9 ciggarettes..Nevermind.." "Well, wanna to go on and adventure to to find that guy?" "It seemed like I'm thinking my stupid thoughts outside my mind because a "creator" is making me..I feel like then heat inside of me to is getting sucked in my some kind of artificial intellegence like..Like Barney from the Flintstones..Or that Green Power Ranger.." "..." "Yeah I guess we can go on an adventure..But whats in it for me?" "Five thousand dollars sound good?" "I don't know.." "A doughnut?" "HOLY COW! YES!" "Ooookayy..LETS GO!" Bill Gates and Max Payne set put on an adventure to stop that threating letter against Bill. But what perrils await them? Tune in on the next episode of.. MICRO$OFT: THE RANOM $TORY

06-08-2003, 05:08 PM	#2
Lagomorph Setzer Guest Posts: n/a	"What exactly is a "ranom" story anyways?" asked Bill. "The fluffy tail asked the president that one day...," responded Max. Suddenly, a pack of newbies runs over Max. "I am dead now. Goodbye," said Max as blood sprayed out from his crushed body. "Oh well," said Bill as he got into his Batmobile. Bill then drove off to Las Vegas to find the mysterious note writer, who, in reality, was actually a drunken teenager who lived near Bill's house. The abovementioned teenager died of alchohol poisoning about twenty minutes later, but this did not stop Mr. Gates from risking his life many times, stealing, murdering and eventually bringing upon himself his own death and nuclear war. But that is for another part. [ June 08, 2003, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: VERY STRONG MAN - Fear the taiyaki ]