VGF Member OG 5: The MPVP Strikes Back

Episode 1 by Greatluigi

GL: Ugh...Fred? You there? ..Woah! Be and Fred must have had a wild party last night! We burned his house down! Fred?

Voice: Report to place.

GL: K.

(Second later)

GL: Hey, my cliche friend.

Fred: Hey, my cliche buddy.

GL: 'Sup?

Fred: Just chillin'.

GL: Chillin' with the trillin?

Fred: Word.

GL: THE BIG BIRD!!!!

Hunchbacked Scientist: Fred, here is a cheapanium metal helmet.

Fred: Okay.

Hunchback Of Notre Dame: AHAHAHHAHAHAH RING THE BELLLL

GL: What are we doing?

Fred: dunno.

GL: WE WERE CHILLIN'

FRED: WITH THE TRILLIN'

GL: WORD

FRED & GL: THE BIG BIRD!!!

GL: This time, lets actually kill an OG'er.

Episode 2 by Golem

Sonic: Something rises, using jets in its feet, out of the waters of the western hemisphere, which has long been cooled...

???: I'm not "Something"! At least use my name!

Sonic: Ah-herm, "Rhyk."

Rhyk: Get it right next time.
~looks around~
Hey...
Where is everything?

Sonic: The western hemisphere has been destroyed for about 15 years.

Rhyk: ~blink~
...Who did it?

Sonic: The OGers.
Rhyk then rockets over to and sits down on a nearby island. There his eyes go blank for a few seconds, then comes out of it.

Rhyk: ~thinking~ The OGers... Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Black Skull Dragoshi, Introbulus, Jim, Fred, and their leader, Lupus.
Copyright 2003 www.lupus0wnz.com
~speaking~ Hey, I thought you said it's been 15 years!

Sonic: And...?

Rhyk: Lupus' servers tell me otherwise...

Sonic: Uh...

Rhyk: Whatever. Since you are the narrator, I must trust you were right about the whole OGers-ending-half-o'-the-world thing and exact my own justice because no one else would ever have thought to before...!

Sonic: Eh?

Rhyk: I was pointing out the plot flaws in a sardonic fashion.

Sonic: ...Wazzup...?

Rhyk: This is a horrible excuse for humor.
Anyhow,... ~downloads karate, boxing, etc. a la Matrix~ ...I'm off to Black Skull Dragoshi's location! ~uses jets in feet to fly off~

Soon, at the factory...

BSSD: Oh, look, ...wait, who's that?!

Rhyk: ~lands before BSSD~ Have you seen Black Skull Dragoshi?! He was right here last I...

BSSD: He perished in the last OG. You see, I--

Rhyk: Ah! I've got to see about fixing that energy signature locator... Now... Erm... Could you tell me where Lupus' gang is?

BSSD: That dork?! I hate him! But, you see--

Rhyk: ~spots Pharoah off in the distance~ Yami Yoshi!

BSSD: Actually, no, that's--

Rhyk: He will be the first to fall! ~races off towards Pharoah~

Sonic: Meanwhile, in a place unknown to our freaky felines... I mean, characters...

Writer #3: Ah! Great post, I think.

Writer #2: I guess.

Writer #1: I love this... I get to master this one!

Writer #2, 3: ~sigh~

Writer: #2: It's all the same, just so long as they're our puppets...

Writer #1: Look! Here's the next post!:

Episode 3 by Yami Yoshi

On the planet Krad at the MPVP HQ...

*The MPVP leaders: Pharaoh Qwirtzok, Lord Chaos, and King Bob are seen sitting in a dark room at a long black table. A shadowy figure walks into the room, his face shrouded by darkness*

Shadowy Figure: So...Tell me. Did the Anti-OGers fail to destroy the VGF Six?

Chaos: Y-y-yes Master.

*The Shadowy Figure angrily bangs his fist on the table*

Shadowy Figure: I am becoming quite impatient with you three!

Qwirtzok: The OGers are no ordinary Earthlings! They have unimaginable strength!

Chaos: Don't you know that they defeated Evil and Dark Jim, our two most powerful creations?

Shadowy Figure: You three are apparently blinded by the fact that we are one of the most powerful villain councils in the universe. We have terrorized several galaxies with our awesome power. Remember...they may be strong but we are stronger still!

Bob: ...

Shadowy Figure: Hmph...Anyways, I have an idea. We're going to fly to Earth and I'm going to observe these OGers for myself. Dr. Beelzebub!

*A devil wearing a white lab-coat appears*

Shadowy Figure: Deploy the Apocalypse! We're going to have a little space voyage...

Dr. Beelzebub: Yes Master!

Shadowy Figure: Excellent...It's time to end this war between the MPVP and the OGers!

Meanwhile on Earth...

*Yami Yoshi and Pharaoh are dueling each other on the beach of Yoshi's Island*

Yami Yoshi: I summon Red Eyes Black Dragon!

Pharaoh: Ha! I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!

*Suddenly, something speeds past the two Yoshi's at an amazing speed blowing the cards into the air*

Yami Yoshi: The hell?

Pharaoh: Who are you?

*The figure stops and a human wearing a white scarf with an apparent bump on his nose appears*

Rhyk: I am Rhyk the Cyborg! I am here to destroy Yami Yoshi and...wha?

*Rhyk stares at Yami Yoshi and then the Pharaoh*

Rhyk: I'm seeing double...FOUR Yami Yoshis! Oh well, I'll just kill you both!

Yami Yoshi: What do you want?

Rhyk: I want you to pay for destroying the Western Hemisphere!

*Rhyk lunges at Yami Yoshi with his arms out stretched. Yami Yoshi jumps into the air and throws a barrage of about 20 Dark Eggs at Rhyk. Rhyk dodges each egg*

Yami Yoshi: What the hell? How can he do that!?

*Rhyk jumps into the air, grabs the surprised Yami Yoshi by the tail and slams him head-first into the sand*

Pharaoh: Pharaoh Punch!

*The Pharaoh throws a punch at Rhyk. Rhyk grabs the Pharaoh's fist and throws him on top of Yami Yoshi*

Yami Yoshi: C'mon Pharaoh! We can take this guy!

Pharaoh: Right! Let's take him on at the same time

*Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh stand side by side and charge at Rhyk*

Rhyk: Ha!

*Rhyk disappears and telports behind the two Yoshis and quickly kicks them into the sand*

Yami Yoshi: No way...he can he move so damn fast?

Pharaoh: Let's see him dodge this! Mummification Egg!

*A bunch of bandages appear and fly toward Rhyk. Rhyk dodges each bandage strand Matrix Agent-style*

Pharaoh: Dammit!

*Rhyk walks over to a palm tree and pulls it out of the sand. He points it at the Yoshis*

Rhyk: It's time to end this Yami Yoshis!

Episode 4 by Neo

Neo walks over to the old house, bored and chewing on an unlit cigarette, wondering if it'll still rot her teeth. She opens the door and walks over to GL and Fred.

Neo> You guys are incredibly wierd. o_O; So, I'm here. And stuff. Hi.

GL & Fred> YO

Neo shakes her head slowly, swallowing the cigarette and sitting down on a NEABY, rusty, DISGUSTING OLD CHAIR. YAY...uh...she flips open a laptop and types loudly.

Neo> ...Japan. Hey look, an Arwing. Can I kill it?

GL> Be my guest.

*BWOOOOMMM*

Neo> Computer game...OR NOT?!

Fred> Okay Neo, that's enough

Neo> Right. --

Episode 5 by BSD

Falco rises out of the remains of his destroyed Arwing.

Falco:Crap,I must have dozed off again. Where the heck am I?

At Yoshi's island..................

Rhyk:Now it's time to end this!

BSSD appears (VIA mini-teleporter on his wrist)

BSSD:Stop!

Rhyk:Why?

BSSD:Because I know the real one who caused the destruction of half the world.

Rhyk:Who did it?

BSSD:SwordMaster.

Rhyk:How?

BSSD:In VGFMOG1 he accidentally shoved his sword into the control panel that fired the laser which destroyed half the freaking world!

Rhyk:How did BSD perish?

BSSD:He did'nt completely perish.

Rhyk:What do you mean by that?

BSSD:In VGFMOG4 he morphed into Black Skull Metal Dragoshi by falling into metallic tarpit and he perished again,but not completely.

Rhyk:He morphed again?

BSSD:Right-o. He was thrown into portal of pure shadow energy and re-emerged as Black Skull Shadow Dragoshi. One more thing, I am Black Skull Shadow Dragoshi.

Rhyk:So that's what truly happened to you and half of the world,but at different times?

BSSD:Right-o.

Rhyk:Right-o?

BSSDon't ask.

Rhyk:Okay.

TO BE CONTINUED.................

Episode 7 by Golem
Rhyk: ~thinking~ I'll go along with it... for now.

~Meanwhile...~

~The Apocalypse lands in a desert. Inside are Quirtzok, Bob, Chaos, Shadowy Figure, and Beelzebub.~

Bob: What now?

Shadowy Figure: We wait.

Everyone Else: ???

Episode 8 by GORE
The Flying Monkey II lands by the U.N. HQ and Team Monkey exits the aircraft. Lupus greets them.
Ol' Bessie's Mad Cow Disease has gotten more ravenous so she was strapped to one of those things with wheels that cannibols are strappped to that I can't remember the name of.

Mousse: So where's Master Dark GORE, mon?

Lupus: Tragic news, Team Monkey. Apparantly, that radical GORE-ILLA mercilessly beat Dark GORE to an inch of his life at Idej Volcano Mountain. Dark GORE was so brutally injured that he even offered to join GORE! But GORE refused, and killed and absorbed him. I nearly killed him, but his pesky friends came in the nick of time.

Mousse: No...say it isn't so, mon...

EVIL Scientist Dude: It's true...GORE-ILLA shall pay for his crimes.

Bullwinkle: NO! Master is best friend next to Inanimate Wedge of Cheese!

Ol' Bessie: Moo....

Lupus: We have found your new leader. He's not Dark GORE, but he's the closest we could find.

MON-KILL: Hello, team....

*Elsewhere, in The Flying Monkey II traveling through space...*

Introbulus: Hey, where's Yami Yoshi?

GORE: I think he went back to Earth in one of the escape pods.I think I'll check my e-mail.

*GORE goes to ship computer, logs in, and checks e-mails.*

Subject: You want low morgage?

GORE: Delete...

Subject: 7 college girls. LIVE CAMERAS!!

GORE: Tempting, but delete...

Subject: Want a reall big...

GORE: Delete...

Subject: ROTFL J0in BSD'$ Ult1m@te adventer! 1 rok1

GORE: Delete....Hey Introb, how long til' we get to Coruscant?

Introbulus: I estimate a couple of days.

Jim: I = no lines in this episode.

Episode 9 by Fusion
Narrator: Due to a broken leg recieved during rehersal, Fusion will not be in this OG. Luckily, we have found a good replacement for him. And now, back to the story.

*At the YYs, BSSD's, and Rhyk's location...*

Pharaoh: (thinking)I sense something wrong.(/thinking) HEY, LOOK OUT!!!!

*Suddenly, a blast appears out of nowhere. Luckily, Pharaoh gets everyone away before it hits them*

YY: Woah, what was that blast?

???: Mine, of course.

*Suddenly, Person appears*

BSSD: NO!! YOU'RE DEAD!!

Person: Yes, but the MPVP revived me in exchange for your deaths.

Rhyk: Over my dead body!

*Rhyk runs over to punch Person, only to recieve a punch himself. Rhyk gets p***ed off and tries to kick him. But, Person dodges and kicks Rhyk where it hurts. Rhyk falls to the ground*

Rhyk: He's...too...strong...

*Suddenly, Person is blasted back by a mysterious warrior*

Warrior: Take that!

Person: *getting back up* Who the he** are you?

Warrior: I am Velocity, master of energy! I have come to make sure that the MPVP doesn't succeed!

Person: Well, Velocity. Let's see you try!

*Person runs over to punch Velocity, only to recieve a punch himself. Velocity grabs him by the throat and punches him again. Person staggers toward Velocity, only to be blasted away into oblivion*

BSSD: Woah! You beat Person without breaking a sweat!

Velocity: Yes, I know. But that's not why I came. I came to warn you that the MPVP has come to Earth to kill you.

YY: Literally?

Velocity: Yes.

Pharaoh: I guess our next mission is clear. Destroy the MPVP at all costs.

Rhyk: Yeeouch! My **** hurts.

All: Okay...

???: Hey, wait up!

*Suddenly, SwordMaster appears*

TO BE CONTINUED...

Now continue...

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Rhyk: Who's this guy?

SM: I'm...

Yami Yoshi: He's Master of the Sword!

SM: No, my name is...

Yami Yoshi whispers something to him about Rhyk.

SM: Oh, that's right! I'm Master of the Sword!

Rhyk: Wait a minute... I know who you really are! You're that guy from the dog food commercial!

SM: Ummmmmmmmm... yeah! That's me!

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Neo sits around boredly.

Neo> So...death, huh?

Fred> Yep.

Neo> Should be fun. +_+ And easy.

GL> Yep.

Fred> Maybe.

Neo> ...What's taking so long? ><

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Episode 11

Rhyk: So...I'm looking for SwordMaster. He's the one who destroyed the Western Hemisphere!

SwordMaster: Umm...you won't find him here!

Rhyk: All right! My search continues...

*Rhyk speeds off the island like a bullet creating large ripples in the ocean*

Yami Yoshi: Who was that guy?

Pharaoh: I don't know but whatever he was, he certainly wasn't human...

Voice: He's actually a cyborg...

Yami Yoshi: Wha!?

*A teenage boy who bears a striking resemblence to Rhyk stands behind Yami Yoshi, the Pharaoh, and SwordMaster*

Yami Yoshi: Who are you?

Teenage Boy: I am Golem, one of the OG Vets.

Yami Yoshi: Wha!?

Meanwhile in the desert...

*The Shadowy Figure is sitting inside the Apocalypse in front of six large TVs. Each one has one of the OGers on it*

Shadowy Figure: Hmmm...They are much more powerful than I expected. They managed to defeat Person...I think its time to test their skills a bit further...Dr. Beelzebub!

*Dr. Beelzebub appears*

Dr. Beelzebub: Yes Master!

Shadowy Figure: Is the Morphing Gel ready?

Dr. Beelzebub: Almost...Just a few more weeks and it should be ready for battle!

Shadowy Figure: Excellent...tell me about it.

Dr. Beelzebub: The Morphing Gel is a slime that latches onto its victim's head and absorbs its knowledge. Then it creates a perfect copy of the victim. What's better is that the Morphing Gel can reproduce asexually so we're talking about a HUGE army here!

Shadowy Figure: *points to Yami Yoshi on the screen* I'm soon going to have a powerful army of Yami Yoshis! Then none of your pathetic OGers can stop me!

Sonic: Can the OGers defeat the MPVP before the Morphing Gel is ready? And what exactly does this Golem guy want with the OGers? Find out in the next episode!

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Golem: Ah! I guess that proves you can see me. ^_^

Yami: Yeah... why wouldn't we?

Golem: This is just my essence. I can't do anything to you, you can't do anything to me. The other vets and I hung out with GORE in the last OG... long story short, I'm the only one here, the rest of them are still "attached" to GORE.

SwordMaster: Don't you work for Lupus?!

Golem: I wasn't myself... The important thing is that we stop Rhyk.

Pharoah: I can't wait to get back at him!

Golem: No, no! He has the only technology that can set this timeline right!

Yami: What are you talking about?!

Golem: He has the one thing that can fix this world and give it back its western hemisphere.

Pharoah: We can't exactly take our time with this, you know, what about Person?!

Golem: Who?

Velocity: We fought him just before you came. He must have been sent by some bigger force.

Swordmaster: If that weren't the case it wouldn't be a VGF Member OG.

Swordmaster: So what do we do from here?

Velocity: Leave that to me...

~Elsewhere...~

Sonic: To be continued!

Writer #3: I thought that was rather l337.

Writer #5: Good job, Sonic...

OOC: There are three storylines going on now... put the MVPV or whatever one first, it'll get too confusing otherwise.

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*A huge black cloud forms in the sky*

YY: We must find shelter before-*is struck by lightning*

BSSD: NOOOOO!!! YY!!!

YY: I'm okay. *passes out*

Velocity: I'm sensing dark energy coming from that storm! It's Dark Force!

Golem: Who is this Dark Force?

Velocity: Dark Force is all of the dark forces of nature combined into one deadly force.

Golem: Wow, that's a lot of forces.

*Suddenly, a face forms in the cloud*

Dark Force: I am going to kill you all, starting with YY!!

Golem: Over my dead body!

Dark Force: With pleasure.

*The Dark Force then sends a lightning bolt towards Golem, who dodges it and jumps up into the sky to punch the Dark Force. The Dark Force then blows Golem away towards the ground with a blast of wind. Luckily, Golem flips over and lands on his feet just in time. His mechanical arm then turns into a laser cannon. He sends a powerful laser at the Dark Force, causing it to scream in pain*

Dark Force: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! TAKE THIS!!

*The Dark Force then summons a giant hand. It grabs Golem and starts squeezing him*

Golem: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *tries to get away, only to be electrocuted by the hand*

Dark Force: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*Suddenly, the giant hand is blasted back by...*

All: The Flying Monkey???

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Velocity: Wait, no. Its just a weather baloon.

Golem: Oh. That makes sense, since the Flying Monkey II is halfway across the universe.

Dark Force: BLARG! Now I will kill you because I am EVIL! BLARG!

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Yami Yoshi: Golem just said he was but an essence... What's going on?!

Velocity: And who the heck is piloting that weather balloon to have it so highly equipped?

Pharoah: No time for that! The weather balloon is chasing the Dark Force away, let's see where it takes us!

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Episode 17: So That's Where They Are!

Meanwhile...

The Robot Team is in the Sock-shaped Ship in the lava ocean.

GC: Oh, we've been lost at sea forever!

Yellow: Hey, it's not too bad!

GC: Yes it is! We've been here for months! And, plus, you're the one that dropped the map overboard!

Yellow: Well, if Blue weren't playing that stupid gameboy game and annoying me with its sounds...

Blue: Hey! That's one of the best racing games ever! Stop saying it's bad!

Green: QUIET!!!!!

GC: Hey! You're not in this argument! Plus, you should be gaurding the treasure we got from Idej Volcano!

Green: But there's nobody that could steal it! Plus, I just got a reading on the radar...

Black: Wait? Is it a plane or something? Something that could rescue us?

Green: No... it looks more like a...

They all see a cyclone coming for them.

ALL: CYCLONE!!!!!

Blue: Oh no!

A rock suddenly flies from the cyclone, and knocks Blue out.

GC: Oh no! Blue's the only one that could steer us away from there! Which means...

The cyclone sucks them up, and all of the treasure falls in the lava, melting it, and then the cyclone blows them far away.

ALL: Looks like the Robot Team's blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!!!!

They dissappear in a star-like thing.

(OOC: Don't make the Robot Team intersect with everyone, I'm going to do that myself on a different episode.)

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Episode 19: Don't you just hate it when that happens?

(Meanwhile, in the Flying Monkey II...)

Introbulus: We're approaching Coruscant as we speak, we'll be landing in about 1 hour due to...special...landing...proceedure...thingies...

Jim: Ha! Told you my shortcut would lead us right to...

(Suddenly, a rip in space opens up and sucks in Introbulus and Jim)

Gore: ...Damn! I HATE it when that happens! Oh well, I guess I'm all alone then...

Narrirator: Wow! What a crummy post! Not even a full paragraph!

Jim: No one asked you! (Strikes Narrirator with lightning)

Narrirator: ...Ow.

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Episode 20

*Introbulus and Jim fall into the time rip and teleport to the surface of a large and black planet*

Jim: Where are we?

Introbulus: This certainly isn't Earth. Let me check my planet identification device...

*Introbulus pulls out a device from his pocket and plants it onto the black surface of the planet*

PID: This is the Planet Krad. Approximately 666 thousand miles in diameter. The ground is composed of Devilite.

Introbulus: The Planet Krad? Isn't that the main headquarters of the MPVP?

Jim: Yeah...We better be careful...

*Introbulus and Jim walk down the hill and onto a vast, barren, and black desert. The dark clouds in the sky cast shadows over the two heroes*

Introbulus: This planet seems suspiciously empty. Where is everyone?

Jim: Maybe they're ghosts or something...

*Introbulus takes another step and a clank is heard*

Jim: What's that?

Introbulus: *looks down and sees a metal door with a handle on it* It looks like some sort of metal hatch. Let's go inside!

*Introbulus grabs the handle and opens the hatch. Then he and Jim jump inside*

To Be Continued...

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Episode 21: The Villians' Den

*Introbulus and Jim are in an underground bunker*

Guard: Hey, you can't come in the MPVP HQ!! *roasts Jim with a flamethrower gun*

Jim: Ow...HEY!!! Jimly Jimray of Jimly Jimness! *blasts guard*

Guard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *dies*

Introbulus: So, I guess we're in the MPVP HQ. Let's take a look around to find a clue that will help us destroy the MPVP once and for all.

Jim: YEAH!!

*Suddenly, a group of Super Battle Droids walks toward Introbulus and Jim*

Introbulus: METAL CONTROL!!

*No effect*

Introbulus: Dang. *notices a laser gun next to the dead guard and picks it up* I can use this to fight them!

*Introbulus grabs Jim and runs behind a metal crate, jumping out every minute to shoot a SBD. Soon, all the droids are dead*

???: Halt!

*Suddenly, they are approached by...*

Introbulus: Sephnito? But you're dead!

Sephnito: I am not for you see as a god, I have the ability to revive myself. And now we shall fight.

Introbulus: Indeed we shall.

Jim: Okay, that was weird.

Sephnito: ACK! I CAN'T STAND THAT ANYMORE! RUBY ANNIHILATION BEAM! *blasts all the pictures into oblivion* Now, then. Where was I? Oh, yes. I was just about to KILL YOU!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Oh yeah, and Yami Yoshi is my God.

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[Yami Yoshi]

You are a god Golem! I don't know how to thank you! [img]smile.gif[/img]

excellent... Things are going according to plan.

Episode 54:Super MechaGodzilla strikes

???:I shall make my return!

Suddenly,a metallic figure that looks like Godzilla rises out of one of the Atlantic Ocean awakens.

Super MechaGodzilla:I shall have my revenge on BSD and THE MAN for what they did to me 15 years ago.

SMG uses his leg jets to fly to BSGD's location.

TO BE CONTINUED.....................

~Meanwhile...~

Koopa XVII?: Sir, what if they don't arrive?

Lupus: Mmm?

Koopa XVII?: They'd have hopped on the scene or something by now.

Lupus: I've already dealt with that. What kind of a dunce do you think I am? ~turns to MON-KILL~ How do we get the OGers' attention?

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

CRACKA-BUMP!!!

[Yami Yoshi]

Episode 56: Krad Wars

Inside a bunker on the surface of Krad...

The bunker is a small cubicle surrounded by metal walls. A Kradian wearing a black military suit sits at a lamplit desk in front of a laptop screen. He wears a nametag labeled "Commander Lucifer".

Lucifer: Huh? What's this?

*Lucifer types the word "Space Cam" and a window pops up with Introbulus's stationwagon*

Lucifer: Invaders...In a stationwagon!? *spits cigarette out* Those idiots think they must have the capability to stop us with THAT?

*Lucifer pulls a walkie talkie and flips on the ON switch*

Lucifer: General Hades!

General Hades : *bzzt* Yes sir!

Lucifer: Deploy 5 Skull-Pods to space. Your mission is to locate and destroy a stationwagon-like object. Is your mission clear!

General Hades: Yes sir!

30000 miles above the surface of Krad...

BSD: *sighs* Are we there yet?

Introbulus: Stop complaining. We'll be landing in approximately 3 minutes...

SwordMaster: So this...is Krad.

*SwordMaster stares out the stationwagon window at the huge black planet*

SwordMaster: Hey! What are those spherical objects hovering over there?

Yami Yoshi: What?

*Yami Yoshi moves over to the window*

Yami Yoshi: Skull Pods! And they're flying toward us!

BSD: We have to destroy them!

Pharaoh: Yeah...in a stationwagon? Sure...

Dark Jim: They must have detected our presence from the planet!

GORE: I'll take care of them!

*GORE opens the car door and flies out toward the Skull Pods*

Yami Yoshi: *shuts the door* Hey! I can't breathe!

BSD: Ack! I'm sufficating!

Introbulus: Don't worry...repressurizing room...

*Introbulus presses a button on the car's control panel on the oxygen level returns to normal*

Pharaoh: Damn...why did the author make these OGs so realistic?

In space...

Kradian 1: Hey! What's that?

Kradian 2: One of the invaders emerged from the stationwagon!

General Hades: Who cares? Kill it now!

Kradian 1: Yes sir! Deploying Skull Missile!

*The Kradian fires a Skull-Missile at GORE*

GORE: You imps want to fight?

*GORE pulls out his red lightsaber*

GORE: It's showtime!

*As the Skull Missile approaches GORE, the simian swings his lightsaber horizontally slicing the Skull Missile in half*

Kradian 2: What? How the hell did he do that?

General Hades: Get out there and stop him!

*Kradian 2 jumps out of his Skull-Pod and flies toward GORE armed with a Fireball Cylinder Cannon*

GORE: You think your Pringles can is gonna stop me?

*Kradian 2 pressed a button on his cannon and fired a barrage of fireballs at GORE*

GORE: Heh.

*GORE used his lightsaber as a baseball bat and deflected each of the fireballs back toward the Skull-Pods*

General Hades: Crap! Look out!

*The fireballs collided into each one of the ships damaging them*

Kradian 2: S-s-sorry General!

General Hades: YOU IDIOT!!! KILL HIM NOW!!!

*Kradian 2 turned on his jetpack and flew over to GORE and swung his collosal claw at him. GORE perried the attack and slashed the Kradian's claw off*

Kradian 2: ARGH!

*The Kradian screamed in pain as droplets of blood floated out of his right out his arm*

Kradian 2: ...Dammit...

*GORE punched the Kradian's helmet shattering glass everywhere. The Kradian's eyes popped and his body floated lifeless in space*

General Hades: *thinking* How the hell can that guy do that? ABORT MISSION NOW!

Kradians 4 and 5: Yes sir!

*The remaining three Skull-Pods flew back toward Krad just as the stationwagon showed up. GORE opened the door and reentered the stationwagon*

GORE: That'll show them....

BSD: Ack! Sufficating!

Introbulus: *sighs*

Meanwhile inside the bunker...

Commander Lucifer: What? You failed!?

General Hades: Yes sir! We failed sir!

Commander Lucifer: These are obviously no ordinary invaders...Hades!

General Hades: Yes sir!

Commander Lucifer: Deploy the Skull Fighters. With shields and missiles 10 times stronger than that of a Skull Pod, even THEY won't stand a chance...Heh heh heh...

To Be Continued...

And meanwhile the TWIFATIT was STILL waiting!

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[Yami Yoshi]

Episode 58: Why is this topic so dead all of a sudden?

*The stationwagon lands inside a rocky canyon on Krad behind a large black stone slab*

Introbulus: Hiding here will hopefully buy us some time before the Krad Military finds us.

BSD: What are we gonna do in the meantime?

Yami Yoshi: We should probably wait for Golem to return with those maps. It's unsafe to venture out in unfamiliar territory...

SwordMaster: Hey! Do you guys here that?

Velocity: Hear what?

SwordMaster: Be quiet...Listen...

*The OGers hear the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer to the stationwagon*

GORE: Is it the military?

SwordMaster: I don't know but whatever it is, it's getting closer. I'm gonna go check it out.

Yami Yoshi: It's too dangerous to go alone. I'll come with you.

*SwordMaster and Yami Yoshi hop out of the stationwagon and step in front of the stone slab*

Yami Yoshi: What the hell is that?

*Yami Yoshi and SwordMaster see a machine about 15 feet tall walking toward them. It's head resembles that of a Skull-Pod and is mounted on top of a huge black robotic body. The central section of its body is cubular-shaped and has a white skull imprinted in the center of it. Metal rods connect the arms and the legs to the central-cube. The right hand of the robot holds a large laser gun and the left hand holds nothing but it is larger than the right hand*

Inside the robot...

Kradian: So these are the invaders who destroyed those two Skull Pods...Oh well, even they won't stand a chance against a Skull Fighter! Let's heat things up!

Outside the Skull Fighter...

Yami Yoshi: Stay on your guard!

*The Skull Fighter points its laser blaster at Yami Yoshi and fires a red laser that sears past his face and hits the floor of the canyon burning a hole through the canyon floor*

Yami Yoshi: Holy sh* t!

*The Skull Fighter points its laser blaster at SwordMaster and fires another red laser. SwordMaster holds up his sword and reflects the laser back at the Skull Fighter but the force smashes him into one of the walls of the canyon. The reflected laser hits the c*ckpit of the Skull Fighter*

Kradian: Grrrr...Time to crush you!

*The Skull Fighter winds up his left fist ready to throw a punch*

Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!

*Yami Yoshi throws a Dark Egg at the Skull Fighter's fist and explodes. The fireworks expelled from the egg incinerate the Skull Fighter's fist*

Kradian: What!? In one attack? Impossible!

*SwordMaster brushes the gravel off his clothes and jumps on top of the Skull Fighter laser blaster*

SwordMaster: Take this!

*SwordMaster holds the blade of his sword downward, stabs it into the laser gun, and jumps off. The laser gun emits a few waves of electricity and explodes. SwordMaster catches his sword as it falls toward the ground*

Kradian: Hmph! I must have underestimated you invaders but try to resist THIS attack! SUPER SKULL LASER!

*The skull on the Skull Fighter's chest glows red*

Yami Yoshi: Absorption Egg!

*Yami Yoshi creates an Absorption Egg and holds it above his head just as the Skull Fighter fires its Super Skull Laser. The laser is absorbed by crack of the Absorption Egg*

Yami Yoshi: Take this!

*Yami Yoshi hurls the Absorption Egg and it rolls toward the Skull Fighter like a boulder. The collision results in a fiery red explosion that illuminates the entire area. When the smoke and dust clear, the scorched Kradian faces the two OGers with an expression of terror on his face*

Kradian: W-w-who are you guys!!??

Yami Yoshi: We are the OGers! We represent the justice of this galaxy!

SwordMaster: Evil-doers shall pay for their actions!

Kradian: No!

*The Kradian trips over the remains of his Skull Fighter and runs away*

SwordMaster: Sword Beam!

*SwordMaster's sword glows and fires a golden curved beam at the Kradian which slices his body in half*

Yami Yoshi: We have to get outta here! Let's head back to the stationwagon!

SwordMaster: Right!

*Yami Yoshi and SwordMaster run back into the stationwagon*

GORE: There were so many explosions outside! What happened?

Yami Yoshi: No time to explain...Introbulus! Let's get outta here! The military's gonna be on us any moment!

Introbulus: Right!

*The stationwagon flies out of the canyon*

Yami Yoshi: Aw crap...

*About 1000 Skull Fighters surround both sides of the canyon, each one pointing its laser gun at the stationwagon*

Suddenly, three **********es clad in black trenchcoats appear in front of the station wagon.

**********: I am **********! I stand for crabs, the letter W and cheese! ph33r!

Limejello: INDEED.

Grapejello: HOY HOY HUZZAH.

YY: ...the HACK?

**********: Yes. We have been sent here by Commander Lupus to destroy the OGers once and for all. Why? We don't know. But, unfortunetly for you OGers, we have to pay the bills. And now for something completely different!

Limejello: Limely flood of limely Fred the Spanyard rippoffness! *a flood of lime jello rushes towards the OGers and detroys the skull fighters, but the flood stops centimeters in front of the station wagon*

Grapejello: Enough of this bake sale induced mania! It is time for you to die OGers! For Bob Villa has informed us of the one weakness of your station wagon! HaHA! *rips out the station wagon's hood ornament, which causes the station wagon to turn into cheese, then the cheese turns into oxygen*

**********: And now for our final attack! The HMS Pinafore!

*The threesome then sing the HMS Pinafore in its entirety*

Grapejello: How did you like THAT?

Limejello: It appears that they have run away whilst we were singing.

**********: Curses! To the Batmobile! *Lime, LJ and Grape jump into the Batmobile and drive after the OGers*

Limejello: *picks up the Bat phone and presses a few numbers* Yes, on Krad....no...yes...just hurry, okay?

Grapejello: Who was that?

Limejello: It was Admin5. He's going to help us for my old newspapers from the 80's.

*evil laughter*

(Our "heroes" float in space, after being defeated by such a powerful group as the "SUPER HAPPY-HAPPY-FUN-**********-ROBOT-SQUAD!!!11", and realise that there was no way to physically get away while the LJs were singing. How was it done? Introbulus had a spare in his pocket. Shutup, it's a plot device)

Introbulus: Yes! I am quite ingenious!

YY: Um, we're simply floating in space. This thing isn't going anywhere.

Jim: This better not be the emergency blow-up stationwagon.

Introbulus: Er...

Pharoh: Please, can I stab him?

YY: Stop it. Ok, we have three problems on our hands. First of all, Earth is being invaded by The Anti-OGers. Secondly, Ajukin is being realeased from his seal at an improved rate. And thirdly, we can't get anywhere.

Dark Jim: And all of these problems lead to basically the end of the universe.

Velocity: That pretty much sums it up.

GORE: Well, we have to get to Krad somehow.

Introbulus: Oh, that's easy. I installed space-age technology on this thing while I had free time between stories.

Darm Jim/Pharoh: We hate you.

YY: Get it going. We're going to bust a cap on evil... Clint Eastwood style.

Jim Carey: NO!! NO YOU AREN'T!

Sonic: So, you think you can tell these guys what to do?

Jim Carey: Yes. WE MUST FIGHT!

(JC throws a punch at Sonic, who kicks him in the face. This occurs and keeps going for about five minutes.)

Sonic: YOUR KUNG-FU IS WEAK

Jim Carey: Foolish one, I use MEGA SEIZURE RAY!

Sonic: YOU ARE GOOD, BUT I USE MEGA SEIZURE RAY... AND A HALF!

Jim Carey: CURSE YOU CARRIBEAN SUN!

(Jim Carey explodes)

YY:... Um, what just happened?

Sonic: LJ must have sent someone to take over narration. Finally, I'm helping out in some way!

Writer 1: Alright, that's it buddy...

Sonic: Aw ****...

Jim: Ok, enough of that. Get this thing moving.

Introbulus: Whoops, I forgot how to work it.

Everyone: We hate you.

GORE: I have an idea! We can split up: Five of us will return to Earth and fight the Anti-OGers while the others keep the Kradians distracted!

Yami Yoshi: Alright! The Pharoah, SwordMaster, Darrk Jim, BSD, and I will stay here. You, Velocity, Introbulus, PL-0TT, and Jim will go back to Earth with PL's transporter. Once you take care of them, you can have PL transport you back to Krad!

SM: Then why didn't we have PL trasport us here in the first pl-

Yami: Silence! GORE's team, gather around PL, my team, follow me!

Yami's team runs off, while GORE's team surrounds PL.

PL: Anti-OGer power signatures detected... activating teleportation systems...

GORE's team disappears in a blinding flash.

Elsewhere...

Private: (wielding a dark orb) Sir, I've found it!

Lucifer: Good job, General.

General: Cool!

Lucifer: Bweh heh heh... Once Lord Evil is released, Akujin will be soon to follow... Mwahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Be Continued...

In a flash of cheesy goodness, Lagomorph Setzer teleported in front of Lucifer and Private. Lagomorph whipped out his cheese ray and killed the private then grabbed the dark orb thingy.

Lucifer: Hey! That's mine!

Lagomorph: Meh.

Lucifer: GIVE THAT TO ME!

Lagomorph: I like milk. *begins tossing the orb up and down*

Lucifer: Hey! That thing is very- *the orbs falls to the floor and shatters*

Lagomorph: Now what?

Lucifer: WHY HAVE YOU COME HERE TO TORMENT ME?

Lagomorph: It pays well. Now reimburse me for the orb you made me break!

???: SILENCE FOOLS!

Lucifer: *GASP!* Lord Evil!

Lagomorph: Lord Evil? Holy HACK that is the lamest name for a villain I have ever heard.

Lord Evil: *unsheaths two flaming katanas* Now you die-oh, HACK!

Lagomorph: What?

Lord Evil: My swords are melting. I really hate that. I mean, they look so cool before they melt.

Lagomorph: Have you tried using aerosol?

Lord Evil: What would that do?

Lagomorph: Um, well, it would, as the Japanese say... *sprays Lord Evil in the eyes with a can of spray paint, then punches his stomach*

LuciferL: You shall pay for this! *takes out a sword*

Lagomorph: For cheese! *throws Lucifer out the window. Lucifer falls onto a garbage truck which flies off to Jupiter*

Lord Evil: Now you die, you very silly person!

[insert very long and drawn out fight scene here. after fight scene, Lord Evil and Lagomorph are seen standing in the rubble of a building. Both of them are bledding badly.]

Lord Evil: Now *cough* I have you, you *cough* weakling.

Lagomorph: I still have one last option... *takes an cell phone out of his pocket and dials*

Meanwhile, with Fred, whereever he is...

Fred: Oooh, the cell phone rings!

Bill Cosby: Excellent.

Bill Cosby: Sire Fredrick, thou must avenge your father and kill Evil.

Fred: Did he kill my father!?

Bill Cozby: No, I made that up. He actually just stole my subway coupons.

Fred: The fiend! His cabinets shall be mentioned to my telephone's cord. Adieu, wise one.

Bill Cozby: That's Wise One! With capitals, fool!

Fred: Shutup. I don't know where I am anymore, but I shall use my POWER RANGERS BRAND TELEPORTER to get to Lagamorph Setzer. Because.

Bill Cozby: Why? Er, I mean, SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DYNA.

Fred: Correct. You can change your name back to what it really was...BILL COZBYL!

Bill CozbyL: Shh! Not So loud!

(Fred teleports away)

Bill CozbyL: Now he's going to spill it to everyone.

Lord Evil: Impressive, Lagomorph. You must be one
of my strongest fighters to tire out my humaoid form.

Lagomorph: What?! I don't work for you!

Evil: My name isn't just some crappy cliche villain name. I'm the living embodiment of all Evil in the universe! The little voice in your head, that's always telling to do bad things, that's my voice. Every villain in this universe is a puppet of mine. In this form, I can merely influence people. I my true form, I have complete
control over every evil being!

Lagomorph: Son of a dancing prarie dog!

Evil: I shall now demonstrate my powers!

Evil transforms into a giant demon wielding a long
pitchfork. His head glows. The glow travels down his neck, across his shoulder, over his arm, and up the pitchfork to its tips. It then splits into billions of lasers that scatter in differant directions.

Lagomorph: So what was that?

Evil: I just sent commands to billions of villains across the galaxy.

One last beam flies into Lagomorph's head. He clutches his head.

(Inside Lagomorph's mind...)

Lagomorph stands, surrounded by darkness. Voices come from the darkness as it gets closer to him...

Darkness: Obey Evil, he is your master..........Obey Evil, he is your master..........Obey Evil, he is your master..........Obey Evil, he is your master..........Obey! Obey!

The darkness disappears.

*Outside....*

Lagomorph: Whoa.

Evil: Yes. Now that you know who you are dealing wi- (gets whacked in the face by a familiar hammer.)

To Be Continued...

Episode 65: Hold it!

Introbulus: Wait!

YY: What?

Introbulus: ...Nevermind.

YY: Oh.

Gore: Wait!

Pharoa: What?

Gore: I need to pee.

(All fall over)

Jim: Hold it.

Gore: Oh alright.

...

Introbulus: Wait!

Yami Yoshi: (Sigh) What now?

Introbulus: I just remembered, where's Phil?

Swordmaster: Oh yeah, we sorta forgot about that little guy, huh?

Dark Jim: Well, it's not to worry. It's not like he can come back to haunt us or something. I mean, what's he going to do?

(Suddenly, a giant Mecha-Robot appears out of an underwear-shaped portal)

Everyone: ...

Giant Robot: I am Giant Indestructable Mecha-Robot thingie! By the order of Phil the Gnome, I command you to stop immediately! You are disturbing his plan, as well as his lunch! I'll give you one warning shot.

(The Robot fires a rediculously-large blast of laser energy at the OGers, sending them flying off in several directions)

YY: Couldn't come back to haunt us, eh?

[Yami Yoshi]

Episode ???: Triple Trouble

In space...

BSD: Ack! Suffocating!

Dark Jim: Cloak Teleport!

*Dark Jim wraps his cloak around Yami Yoshi, the Pharaoh, BSD, and SwordMaster and teleports them to the top of a overlooking the battlefield*

BSD: What's going on?

*The thousands of Skull Fighters fly over the battlefield emitting thin red laser beams from their guns pointing it at clefts in rock formations and crevices in the ground*

Dark Jim: They're scanning for us.

Pharaoh: Great...what are we going to do now?

Dark Jim: The Kradians have installed thousands of metal hatches on the surface of this planet. They lead to the inner corridors of Krad where the MPVP HQ is located. If we are able to find one of these hatches, we should be temporarily safe.

SwordMaster: Sounds like a plan...

Yami Yoshi: All right...Let's climb down the mountain and move south where there aren't any robots. Then let's try to find those metal hatches that Dark Jim spoke of! Let's go!

BSD: Hey guys! Wait up!

*BSD scrambles after the OGers as they walk down the spiral trail and his foot hits a loose section of the cliff causing a small rockslide. The gravel falls and hits the c*ckpit of a Skull Fighter at the foot of the hill*

BSD: Aw crud…

*BSD runs from the edge of the cliff just as a red laser rips through it completely incinerating the rocks and gravel*

BSD: RUN!

Yami Yoshi: The heck?

*The OGers turn around and see the Skull Fighter behind them pointing its gun at them*

Pharaoh: Dark Egg!

*The Pharaoh throws a Dark Egg at the Skull Fighter who shoots a red laser in retaliation. The red laser shatters the Dark Egg and flies toward the OGers*

BSD: Argh! We're going to die!

Dark Jim: Cloak Cover!

*Dark Jim's body cloaks over the OGers and the laser is absorbed*

Dark Jim: Dark Jim Beam!

*Dark Jim fires a beam of darkness at the Skull Fighter's gun which rips through the metal incinerating it*

Dark Jim: You guys run! I'm gonna stall this guy! WICKED WRAP!

*Dark Jim's cloak grows to an enormous size and wraps completely around the Skull Fighter*

Yami Yoshi: Let's go!

*The remaining OGers rush down the spiral trail just as two more Skull Fighters appear from the sky and land in front of the OGers*

Yami Yoshi: The Pharaoh and I will take one! You guys take the other one!

SwordMaster: Right!

BSD: Metal Transform!

*BSD transforms into BSMD*

BSMD: I'm ready to fight!

*CRUMBLE*

SwordMaster: Huh?

*SwordMaster looks down and the ground crumbles below him*

SwordMaster: Aaahhh!

BSMD: Aaahhh!

*The ridge collapses causing SwordMaster, BSD, and one of the Skull Fighters to fall to the trail below them*

Yami Yoshi: Let's go!

Pharaoh: Let’s stun this guy to prevent his mobility! Mummification Egg!

*The Pharaoh creates bandages that fly toward the Skull Fighter, which fires a red laser at them. The bandages are ignited in flames and dissolve*

Pharaoh: Damn!

Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!

*Yami Yoshi throws a Dark Egg at the Skull Fighter*

Kradian: Activate force field!

*A red fiery shield shrouds over the Skull Fighter and destroys the egg*

Yami Yoshi: Damn…none of our attacks seem to be working! We have to find a way to disable the shield.

Pharaoh: Let’s see him resist this! Dark Egg Barrage!!!

*The Pharaoh throws twenty Dark Eggs at the Skull Fighter. The eggs smash into the shield exploding upon contact*

Pharaoh: Let’s see him resist that!

*After the last egg hits, the Skull Fighter remains unharmed*

Pharaoh: Damn him!

Kradian: Aha ha ha ha ha! All of your special attacks are useless! The shield protects me from ALL attacks! Time to finish you two vermin off!

*The Skull Fighter clenches its hand into a fist, turns on his jetpack, and lunges toward the Yoshis*

Yami Yoshi: I hope this works…Tongue Tie!

*Yami Yoshi opens his mouth and his red tongue flies toward the Skull Fighter’s incoming fist*

Pharaoh: What the hell are you doing?

Yami Yoshi: Watch this!

*Yami Yoshi lifts the Skull Fighter into the air with his tongue and flings him toward the wall of the mountain. The Skull Fighter smashes a few feet into the mountain. His flame shield flashes for a few seconds and disappears*

Kradian: Damn…Oh well! You two are going to die anyways! SUPER SKULL BEAM!

Yami Yoshi: Shoot…I can only use the Absorption Egg once every 7 hours!

Pharaoh: Allow me to do the honors! Mummification Egg!

*The bandages wrap around the Skull Fighter’s body. After a few seconds, the mechanical mummy explodes in a flash of red light*

Yami Yoshi: Whew…what a hassle…

Pharaoh: Let’s go help the others!

Yami Yoshi: Right!

Five minutes earlier…

SwordMaster: Aaaaahhhhh!!!

BSMD: Aaaaahhhhh!!!

*SwordMaster and BSMD crash into the trail below as bits of gravel rain over them*

SwordMaster: *spits out dirt* Pfft…you fool! You could have transformed later!

BSMD: Oh…sorry…

*The 2nd Skull Fighter lands safely on the trail in front of them*

Kradian: I hope you guys don’t kill yourselves fighting me…

SwordMaster: Hmm…this Skull Fighter looks a bit different…

*The Skull Fighter’s hands don’t hold any weapons but are covered into two metal gloves. The Skull Fighter’s metallic body is larger than that of a normal Skull Fighter*
Kradian: *punches fist into hand* Heh…an elf and a steroid dinosaur…shouldn’t be too hard…

BSMD: Don’t you know what I can do?

*BSMD breaks a boulder with one swipe of his claw*

BSMD: Beat that!

Kradian: All right…

*The Skull Fighter picks up a larger boulder with one hand*

BSMD: What’s wrong? Can’t break it? Ha ha ha!

Kradian: Naw…I’ll let you do that for me…

BSMD: What?

*The Skull Fighter hurls the boulder at BSMD that smashes into his chest knocking him almost on top of SwordMaster*

SwordMaster: Whoa!

*SwordMaster dives out of the way just as BSMD’s large body comes crashing down*

BSMD: Urgh…All right! You’ll pay! No one messes with me when I’m in bad mood!

*BSMD flies toward the Skull Fighter and smashes his metal claw into the head. The Skull Fighter jabs BSMD in the boulder wound with one hand and upper cuts him with the other. BSMD flies backward again*

BSMD: Metal Dragoshi Flame!

*BSMD spits a huge fireball that hits the Skull Fighter square in the chest resulting in a fiery explosion blasting the Skull Fighter*

Kradian: Hmm…normal punches won’t work on this guy…I’ll have to use something to penetrate his armor…

*A hatch in the Skull Fighter’s hand opens up and a sword handle pops out. The Skull Fighter presses a button on the handle and a long silver ten-foot blade emerges*

Kradian: Ha! The Skull Fighter, Warrior Mode is the most powerful Skull Fighter there is! Watch and learn!

*The Skull Fighter swings its sword at BSMD. The sword rips through the metal and slices BSMD’s arm*

BSMD: Aaarrrggghhh!!!
*BSMD’s metal armor explodes and he reverts back to his normal form*

BSD: Dang…

*The Kradian prepares to swing his sword and slash BSD*

SwordMaster: I guess I should safe the kid…

*SwordMaster jumps into the air and uses his blade to block the amazing velocity of the sword as BSD cowers in terror*

BSD: Wow! Thanks SwordMaster!

Kradian: SwordMaster eh? You think you’re the “Master of the Sword”? We’ll see about that!

*A hatch of the Kradian’s left hand opens up too and out pops another sword*

SwordMaster: *clenches the blade of his sword sweating* Bring it on!

*The Skull Fighter swings its right blade downward at SwordMaster narrowly missing him. The blade slices through the ground scattering dirt everywhere. The Skull Fighter then swings its left sword vertically at SwordMaster’s chest. SwordMaster jumps into the air just as he feels the woosh of air in his sandals*

Kradian: All right! Let’s see you block this!

*Five more blades extend from the two swords each connected to each other (Similar to the two blades on the Razor Sword in Majora’s Mask)*

Kradian: BLOCK THIS!

*The Kradian swings the swords downward at SwordMaster*

SwordMaster: *thinking* There’s no way I can escape from his attack. The only way to live if I am able to block it…But how?

Voice: Do not give up Curt, Defender of the Cheesecake!

SwordMaster: Master???

Master: That’s right Curt. Even though I was killed by the Carrotcake Association, my soul shall live eternally inside your legendary OG Blade. I have been watching you since the beginning but never have we been able to talk. You have become such a formidable warrior…

SwordMaster: Thank you but how am I going to block this attack?

Master: Concentrate your mind and soul into the sword, as you are doing now. I should be able to help you.

SwordMaster: All right! *closes eyes*

In reality…

Kradian: What the? That guy’s sword is glowing gold! What the hell is going on?

*SwordMaster’s eyes open. They look much wilder and fierce than the regular SwordMaster’s eyes*

SwordMaster: SUPREME SWORD SLASH!

*SwordMaster swings his golden sword vertically at the incoming swords. There is no clang heard. The golden sword rips through each of the blades, shards of metal scatter everywhere and the sword remains fall to the ground. SwordMaster lands on the ground ninja-style stirring up a little dust*

SwordMaster: Yoshi one. Defeat the evil now. Worsen the pain you have caused…

BSD: Umm…yeah sure…Molten Egg!

*BSD spits a Molten Egg toward the hole in which he had previously damaged earlier. The Skull Fighter is unable to block the attack and the egg explodes destroying the entire Skull Fighter. The scraps of metal scatter everywhere*

SwordMaster: Yeah! We did it! Thank you Master…

BSD: Umm…what?

SwordMaster: Nevermind…let’s go find the others!

6 minutes earlier…

Yami Yoshi: Let’s go!

*Dark Jim watches as the OGers run down the trail from the summit*

Kradian: Get off me you dust rag! Super Skull Beam!

*The red beam rips through the center of Dark Jim’s cloak and the Skull Fighter’s hand emerges and flings Dark Jim into the sky*
Dark Jim: Do you really think you can win just with that pathetic arm of yours?

Kradian: I’ll rip you up like a tissue paper! Take this!

*The Kradian extends its hand and grabs Dark Jim*

Kradian: Ha ha ha! I’ll never let go!

Dark Jim: Never you say? Cloak Crunch!

*Dark Jim wraps his cloak tightly around the Skull Fighter’s fist. After a few seconds a crunching sound is heard and Dark Jim rips the hand clean off the wrist. Dark Jim absorbs the hand and the tear in his cloak is restored*

Dark Jim: Defenseless now aren’t you and…

BOOOOOM!!!

*A huge fireball smashes into the Skull Fighter turning it into a smoking crater*

Dark Jim: The hell?

*Another fireball narrowly misses Dark Jim*

Voice: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dark Jim: Evil?

Yami Yoshi: Hey Dark Jim!

*Yami Yoshi, the Pharaoh, SwordMaster, and BSD climb to the summit*

Pharaoh: What’s going on?

Dark Jim: Guys…Evil has returned!

To Be Continued…

OOC: That's to make up for my missing 2 weeks.

[ July 17, 2003, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

(Meanwhile, as the pass)

Ponto: Quickly, Masked Rider , we must stop the Ragamuffins was killing the indians.

Masked Rider : Don't worry, my land mines and the Jaguar tank should do them in. Wait, this isn't the right story.

Sonic: It was an honest mistake!

Writer#1: Do not fail me again.

Sonic: YES MASTER WRITER#1.

Writer#1: I need a better name.

(meanwhile, With EVIL)

Fred: Oh, comeon, you got owned two stories ago. Old news.

EVIL: Grah, my powers don't work on you! You're too stupid to be evil! No worries, I'll just get Lagomorph to kill you.

Lagomorph: No. Eat poodle.

EVIL: What?

Lagomorph: JUST KIDDING!!! IT'S REALLY A PARTY FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!

EVIL: WHAT?! AND ER... Wait, is there cake?

Lagomorph: Fred, now!

(Fred puts some oil in some holy water, shakes it up, and loads it in his MEGA SOAKER XP 2,000,000,000. He then takes out the cigarette lighter attachment, and holds in front of the nozzle. And then the massive 5-pound trigger is pulled back.)

Evil: Gah! It burns and cleans my breath at the same time! YOU FIEND!

Lagomorph Sezter: And that's not all!

EVIL: IT'S NOT?

Lagomorph: Er, wait, maybe it is. Oh well, I'll just stuff these 500 copies of KISS down your throat.

EVIL: NO! MY SOLE WEAKNESS!

Lagomorph: But first you must listen to the new Christian/Heavy Metal group, Jesus and the ***** cats!

EVIL: NOOO! DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!

Chester the Cheetah: We're suing you for stealing my line, buddy.

(EVIL Explodes)

Fred: Wait, we didn't actually do any of those things, did we?

Lagomorph: No, there wasn't anyway we could have. Seriously, nobody could be caught buying any of that crap. Unless they had mental illness.

Quirztok: So, you've deafeated EVIL.

Fred: Sure, if you say so, mongoose cupcakes.

Quirztok: Right. Well, I summon Wayne Brady to destroy you.

Lagomorph: He's not evil.

Quirztok: I know. I'm summoning his impersinator, Sean Connery.

Fred: He's not evil either.

Quirztok: DAMN YOU PEOPLE! FINE, I SUMMON WAYNE BRADY IMPERSONATOR SEAN CONNERY IMPERSONATOR... JULIA ROBERTS!

Lagomorph: That's better.

(ALSO MEANWHILE... HEY, THESE CAPS ARE VERY TRENDY)

Phil: YES... CABINETS ARE MINE! ONCE I DEFEAT FRED_IN_BED, THERE WILL BE NO CONTENDER FOR DUMBEST PERSON EVER!

Jean Cretien: Why are you telling me this? And why did you just attack the OGers?

Phil: Don't we remember the rules around here? Looks like you want to pay another visit to the PARTICLE ACCELERATOR for not using your french accent!

JC: On hon hon, I vill be good.

Phil: Actually, now that I think about it, I just want to KILL INTROBULUS.

JC: MAMMA MIA! THAT'S A SPICY MEATABALL!

Phil: Quickly, prepare my meal. Forget not the gloves.

~Meanwhile, near the room where the Kradians hope to open the portal...~

Kradian 1: ~backed up against a wall on the outside of the room, panting~ We'll never get in there!

Kradian 2: ~also panting, across the doorway to the room from Kradian 1~ At least Cerberus is on a leash!

Kradian 1: Nothing will get past his guard! He's ruining the master's return!

Kradian 2: Keep your head on... we still have Charon!

[ July 17, 2003, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: Golem. ]

[Yami Yoshi]

OOC: Think it's time for a recap.

The OGers split up in GORE's post: Me, the Pharaoh, SwordMaster, BSD, and Dark Jim went to Krad and GORE, Introbulus, Velocity, and Jim are on their way to Earth to stop the Anti-OGers.

Greatluigi and Fred were shot out of a cannon and landed on Krad and supposed met up with L and his band of goonies.

General Lucifer released Evil from his Dark Orb and now he's wrecking havoc on the battlefield.

You, I think are still searching the corridors of Krad trying to find maps for the MPVP HQ where the Dimention Transporter to the other universe that Akujin is sealed in is.

That's where we are now I think...

[ July 17, 2003, 11:16 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]