The most messed up story in the WORLD!

06-29-2003, 01:13 PM

[Just continue the story after each post. Try to keep it like this: 80% insane, 20% non-insane]

One day, Bill Cosby was going to do a Jello commercial when suddenly, nothing happend. When Bill Cosby arrived at the studio, he saw the director dead. Normally Bill wouldn't give a damn, but for this commercial, he was getting $3 instead of the normal $1.50. Bill was enraged and looked arounmd the studio when he saw a camerman named JerramiahMcFlubbersManOfCheezWizCounty Smith. He was eating some doughnouts and also had a GUN in his hand.

"So you killed the director, JerramiahMcFlubbersManOfCheezWizCounty Smith!" said Bill Cosby.

"Nawww. I just killed Cameron Diaz." replied Jerra- Mr. Smith.

"Oh. Well see you Jerra- whatever the hell your name is."

Bill Cosby left the studio still looking for the murderer when, he spotted a naked Chinese Jew. That was strange because they are normally naked Japanese Jews. Bill said hi and then the Chinese Jew replied, "Faggetio" which probally means pizza.

The next day Bill still looked. He decided to get a pizza at the Freeky Deeky's Pizza House of Complete Crap when he saw Captain Planet!

06-29-2003, 03:47 PM

Bill saw Captain planet... invading Russia! Bill quickly put on clothes and turned off Veronica's closet. He quickly leaped into the air and realised that gravity existed, and he was leaping on his bed, which was always covered with uneededly sharp spikes. Bill somehow survived, and ran to the Billmobile.

Bill crashed through New Zealand, and celebrity cops started chasing him. Eddie Murphy, Nicholas Cage, Jackie Chan, you name it.

Chris Tucker: Bill! You stop acting like a damn foo!

Bill quickly found a ramp, went off it, jumped into a military plane, and set his sights on Captain Planet. CP had accidentaly destroyed Europe during that time, and realised that he had missed Russia, so he went to crush Russia. The Pinkies attempted to stop CP's AWESOME NATURE SKILLZ, but failed, as the "Super-Ray-3000" ran on Micheal Jordon Commercials, which the Russians didn't get.

Bill hurried the plane, while trying to eat his socks. Would he make it there in time? No.

06-29-2003, 04:43 PM

Russia was destroyed by Captain Planet which caused a glitch in the Matrix, which transformed Agent Smith into a radioactive PandaMonkey that ate Richard Simmon's fake teeth. Bill then got Ghengis Khan and Abarham Lincoln to help against CP.

Captain Planet - "Ha Bill. Your puny president and Mongolian leader stand no chance against my recycling power! Prepare to-

'Hello. This commercial has breen brought to you by Mentos the Freshmaker.'

Captain Planet: - "Prepare to fall!"
Ghengis Khan - "BY THE POWER OF DETERGENT, YOU SHALL FALL YOU RETARDED PIG!"
Abarham Lincoln - "I will never tell I lie - so Captain Planet YOU GONNA GET YO AZZ KICKED, HOME DAWG!"

The Trio of Tape [TToT] used their mystical powers to harm CP, when Captain Planet unleashed a power Bob Dole could not face.

Captain Planet - "Face the power of..THE SUPER LEAGUE

SADDAM HUSSAIN

RICHARD NIXON

MYSELF, CAPTAIN PLANET

AND AN OLD CONSTIPATED HOBO WE KIDNAPPED OF THE STREET

Captain Planet - "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Bill Cosby - "Damn. All this for 3 bucks."

Will The Trio of Tape be able to defeat..THE SUPER LEAGUE?

Xizor - Spare Account · 06-29-2003, 05:50 PM

Suddenly, Eddie Murphy appears.

Eddie Murphy: Captain Planet, Murphy Corp. is displeased in you. You failed to cook the goose, and for that you must DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Go, Murphy Corp. Attack Team!!!!!

Captain Planet: ACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ICE CREAM WILL SURELY MELT NOW!

Eddie Murphy: That is right, Captain Planet! My Murphy Corp. Attack Team has drank five million gallons of Sunny D., giving them enough sun power to burn all the liquor in the world!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Suddenly, the Titanic falls on Eddie Murphy and the Murphy Corp. Attack Team.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[ June 29, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Prince Xizor of Black Sun ]

06-29-2003, 07:21 PM

Superman appeared!

Superman: What am I doing here?

(Superman explodes, and Bill Cosby dies)

Bill Cosby's Ghost: Nooo!!! How dare you harm Bill Cosby!??! I'll kill you all in the universe!

(Bill Cosby starts charging up his proton cannon)

BCG: Prepair for the end of the world!

To be continued...

Xizor - Spare Account · 06-29-2003, 07:51 PM

*A large anvil falls on BCG's head*

Anvil: Take that, evildoer! I am Anvil Man, defender of truth and justice! I protect all liquor from evil such as yourself!

*Suddenly, Bob Saget appears*

Bob Saget: Curse you, Anvil Man! You defeated my ghoulish minion! But you have yet to defeat me!

*Suddenly, Bob Saget jumps in a portapottie, which morphs into a giant Megazord*

Bob Saget Voice: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS THE MEGA SAGET 9000000000!!! PREPARE TO DIE, ANVIL MAN!

Bob Saget Voice: WHAT!? WHO ARE YOU!!?

???: I am...

Bob Saget Voice: NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT CAN'T BE!

Bob Dole: Yes, and I cannot allow you to kill Anvil Man! He owes me a Budweiser!

*Bob Dole blasts the Mega Saget 9000000000 into oblivion, killing Bob Saget instantly*

TO BE CONTINUED...

[ June 29, 2003, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Prince Xizor of Black Sun ]

06-29-2003, 08:18 PM

Ignore this post

[ June 29, 2003, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: Loki, God of Something ]

06-29-2003, 08:27 PM

THEN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM BROKED

And nothing happend.

Bob Dole then decided to watch TV when the most horrible thing came on.

'You like Girls Gone Wild? Or Bob Saget? Now you can see..
BOB SAGET GONE WILD ON VHS AND DVD!

Bob Dole - "GOD NO THE HORROR!"

A day later, Bob went to the Bowling Alley to cuss out suck 8 year old bowlers when 3 shadowy figures were behind Bob. Bob screamed and then saw the three figures known on TV as..THE TRIO OF TERROR!

Bob Saget - "DIE FOOL!"

gamechamp3000 · 06-29-2003, 10:31 PM

Ned Flanders: We will use our ultimate weapon!

Bob Saget: The cheesecake of doom!

Bob Dole: :Gasp: What does it do?

Tom Selleck: It will make you be fat like this guy.

Bob Dole: Well, I can fight back! With...

Fred Flintstone and...

Barny Rubble!

Barney: My name's Barney, but I'm not Barney Rubble.

Bob Dole: Whatever. Now, we are evenly matched!

Ned Flanders: But the cheesecake we still have!

Fred Flintstone: Cheesecake? Oh boy!

Fred eats the cheesecake.

POOF!

Fred Flintstone: No! Now I'm fat!

Bob Dole: No, you were already fat!

Barney: Hey, there's still another half left!

POOF!

Barney: I look different!

Bob Saget: Hahaha! You team has become weak, now suffer our power!

06-30-2003, 10:56 AM

Bob Dole was getting nervous so he used the CHRONO TRIGGER WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO REVIVE CRONO, TO SUMMON A GREAT POWER TO AID HIM AGAINST THE EVIL OF THE TRIO OF TERROR!

Bob - "Now face the..THE 67th DAMN TEAM IN THIS OG! Which are consisted of:

A random guy named Jim

A Very scary Freak form the Circus

And Richard Simmons!"

Bob Saget - "GOD NO THE HORROR!"
Ned Flanders - "Don't take God's name in v- GOSH NO THE HORROR!"
Tom Selleck - "I know 6 different arts of running away!"

Selleck gets on a train and rides it into the Atlantic Ocean where he drowns. The Trio of Terror is now known as The Doubles of Death. Back to the story.

Simmons - "WORK THOSE ABS!"
Bob - "I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO STOP HIM!"

Will the 67th Damn Team in This OG along with Bob Dole be able to work with The Doubles of Death? Tune in..or not.

Simmons - "I don't see those abs!"

gamechamp3000 · 06-30-2003, 03:15 PM

Aaron Carter: I will help you!

Simmons: Did you know pork is good for you abs? At least I think so!

He takes out a ray gun and shoots Aaron Carter with it.

POOF!

Simmons: Drat! I wanted pork! Oh well. : Gulp:

Bob Dole: You drank him!

Simmons: Yes, and with this ray gun, you're next!

He accidently shoots himself.

POOF!

Carter: I'm back from the dead! (Eats Simmons)

Bob Saget: Now we will fight again!

???: Wait right there!

Bob Saget: Huh?

???: Hahaha! I'm going to finnaly find out who killed the director! For I am...

Cosby: Now to find out who killed the director of the Jello commercial! But first I must deal with all of you! Now, come my minion!

Ronald: What do you need?

Cosby: Get rid of the useless people!

Ronald: Okay! I'll-

A missle comes killing them all except Cosby.

Cosby: Now to find the murderer!

He goes to a lake and hires a guy to drive him out to the middle.

Cosby jumps off to look for clues there.

06-30-2003, 04:29 PM

When Bill Cosby lands, two ninjas attack!

Bill thinks quickly. All of a sudden, duck attacks!

The duck tries to kill Bill, but fails! Bill's scared, so he walks cautiously walks across the lake and ends up in front of a temple.

There's an old man sitting at an altar.

Bill approaches him cautiously...

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Quote:

Behind the shed in Dorter, I used to... heh, heh... -Marilyn, Final Fantasy Tactics (NOT Advance)

What's Elly looking at? To find out, go to the Sacred Realm for the answer!
Now she's looking somewhere else... Winamp 2.xx?
And remember kids: Triangle Man hates Particle Man!

[ June 30, 2003, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: Sabrilocke the Lolita ]

07-01-2003, 11:23 AM

Then the old man ate Bill Cosby.

And there was much rejoycing.

Xizor - Spare Account · 07-01-2003, 02:45 PM

*Until the world was suddenly conquered by Gary Coleman!*

Coleman: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Old Man: I need to retire.

*The old man jumps in his Fartmobile and drives to the retirement agency.*

*He crashes into the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which collapses instantly*

Italians: KILL HIM!

*The Italians run towards...the Ice Cream Shoppe!*

Italians: Mmmmmmmmmmm! This ice cream is good!

Osama: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bush: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

07-02-2003, 12:45 PM

Then Osama took a picture of himself.

Osama - "I AM SOOOO BOOTIFUL!!!!"
Dole - "THATS IT! ACTION FORCE SQUADRON OF DEATH ATTACK!

GO PAPERBAG BUNNY!

GO RETARDED GAY GERMAN GUYS!

AND FINALLY, GO PIMP MASTER PHAT!"

Dole - "You lose Osama!"
Osama - "NOOO! BU I STILL HAVE ONE WEAPON LEFT..

GO FREAKY ALIEN GUY THAT HAS A FACE THAT IS SCARY TO CHILDEREN AND A HAIRSTYLE THAT IS SO COOL I WOULD PAY 9,000 FOR AND HIS STILL UGLY BECAUSE HE SACRES ME AND I NEED MY MR.FLUFFKINS TO HELP ME SLEEP BECAUSE I STILL WET MY RACE CAR BED THAT IS SO AWESOME...OH YEAH AND THIS GUY!

Dole - "Ohnos!"

Lakitu 128 · 07-02-2003, 03:46 PM

*Freaky Alien Guy obliverates the AFSOD*

Osama: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Suddenly, George Washington appears and stabs Freaky Alien Guy in the head repeatedly*

Osama: NO! NOT YOU!

Washington: How dare you destroy American property!!! For this, I summon the most evil force in the universe to destroy you!

Barney: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

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[ July 02, 2003, 04:19 PM: Message edited by: Lakitu 128 ]

07-02-2003, 10:21 PM

Barney: I'mmmm...FREEEE!!!!! Now I can begin my lifelong dream of...WORLD DOMINATION!

Osama: How will you do that, evil purple dinasaur?

Barney: By hypnotyzing everyone with repetitive edutainment songs!

Barney: (singing) I love you...You're my slave...Bow down to my em-pi-er!...

Osama: My master!

Captian Universe:

NOO!!! You shall not conquor the world! It's MY job! For your insolence, I shall try to kill you! ...As soon as I can remember what it is I do...

Barney: Bwahaha! The world is mine!

07-03-2003, 11:28 AM

Then all of the sudden..

A NUKE KILLED OSAMA!

Barney - "No my slave! Now I will have to send the only induvidual ever to come close to conqueror the world..

NONE OTHER THAN FRED DURST!"

Random Superheo - "OHNOS TEH WERLD IZ IN DENGER! I MUST RUN AWAYZ!!"

Fred Durst - "Up in da' hoood wit my homiez gettin' some cookies for a noogie an we rollin' in our 67' dump truck! HOME YO DAWGY DAWG DAWGZ!"

Dole - "GOD NO THE HORROR! SAVE US SUPERMAN!"

Dole - "WHAT THE HELL!?"

Bill Guy - "I have defeated Superman and now THE WO-WALL MART!

Barney - "NO MY DVDS ARE THERE!"

Dole - "NO MY PICTURES ARE THERE!"

Gary Coleman - "NO I WORK THERE!"

Barney - "..."

Bill - "..."

Dole - "..."

Coleman - "Uhh..I..uh mean..LOOK OVER THERE!"

Bill - "I SAWR A BLIMP."

TO BE CONTINUED....

Lakitu 128 · 07-03-2003, 02:03 PM

Suddenly, Natalie Portman jumps out of the blimp and kills Bill Guy.

Portman: Yes! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Coleman: What do you want?

Portman: I want the world!

Coleman: No, for I have already conquered the world! Mwahahahaha!

Portman: Sex Beam!

*Portman fires a beam of pure pervertedness at Coleman, who dies instantly*

Portman: Anyone else feel like taking me on?

???: I do, for I am...

TO BE CONTINUED

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07-09-2003, 11:34 PM

???:For I am..

FRED OF SOMETHING

Portman:MY MOMMY IS CALLING

Portman runs away and hops a bus. The bus end up going to the Seventh Layer of hell.

Fred: Now I will defeat everybody and conquer the WORLD! MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH *COUGH*

Then out of no where...

A VERY SCARY GUY NAMED HAIRY MIKE APPEARS!

Hairy Mike:I AM SO COOOOL DUDE! I AM A HIPPIE OF HIPPIES!

Fred:NEVER! I WILL DEFAT YOU!

Fred and Hairy Mike fought for days upon days for conqueror of the world. They were so stupid, that the world was conquerored 6 times. Also, Wla Mart ran out of buisnedss obecause Different Strokes aired back on the air with the new phrase" Whatchoo talkin bout Bob?" After the battle, Goku made them fuse into...

CINDY BRADY!

Suddenly Bary The Constpated (current conqueror of world) exclaims..

Bary:MY CONSTIPATIONESS CANNOT DEFEAT THIS VILE CREATURE! I MUST CALL UPON MY STRONGEST MINION OF DOOMLY-NESS...

RUDEY HUXTEBALE!

Rudey:LETS USE THE SPIRIT BOMB!

Will the Spirit Bomb work?

06-29-2003, 01:13 PM	#1
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	[Just continue the story after each post. Try to keep it like this: 80% insane, 20% non-insane] One day, Bill Cosby was going to do a Jello commercial when suddenly, nothing happend. When Bill Cosby arrived at the studio, he saw the director dead. Normally Bill wouldn't give a damn, but for this commercial, he was getting $3 instead of the normal $1.50. Bill was enraged and looked arounmd the studio when he saw a camerman named JerramiahMcFlubbersManOfCheezWizCounty Smith. He was eating some doughnouts and also had a GUN in his hand. "So you killed the director, JerramiahMcFlubbersManOfCheezWizCounty Smith!" said Bill Cosby. "Nawww. I just killed Cameron Diaz." replied Jerra- Mr. Smith. "Oh. Well see you Jerra- whatever the hell your name is." Bill Cosby left the studio still looking for the murderer when, he spotted a naked Chinese Jew. That was strange because they are normally naked Japanese Jews. Bill said hi and then the Chinese Jew replied, "Faggetio" which probally means pizza. The next day Bill still looked. He decided to get a pizza at the Freeky Deeky's Pizza House of Complete Crap when he saw Captain Planet!

06-29-2003, 03:47 PM	#2
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	Bill saw Captain planet... invading Russia! Bill quickly put on clothes and turned off Veronica's closet. He quickly leaped into the air and realised that gravity existed, and he was leaping on his bed, which was always covered with uneededly sharp spikes. Bill somehow survived, and ran to the Billmobile. Bill crashed through New Zealand, and celebrity cops started chasing him. Eddie Murphy, Nicholas Cage, Jackie Chan, you name it. Chris Tucker: Bill! You stop acting like a damn foo! Bill quickly found a ramp, went off it, jumped into a military plane, and set his sights on Captain Planet. CP had accidentaly destroyed Europe during that time, and realised that he had missed Russia, so he went to crush Russia. The Pinkies attempted to stop CP's AWESOME NATURE SKILLZ, but failed, as the "Super-Ray-3000" ran on Micheal Jordon Commercials, which the Russians didn't get. Bill hurried the plane, while trying to eat his socks. Would he make it there in time? No.

06-29-2003, 04:43 PM	#3
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Russia was destroyed by Captain Planet which caused a glitch in the Matrix, which transformed Agent Smith into a radioactive PandaMonkey that ate Richard Simmon's fake teeth. Bill then got Ghengis Khan and Abarham Lincoln to help against CP. Captain Planet - "Ha Bill. Your puny president and Mongolian leader stand no chance against my recycling power! Prepare to- 'Hello. This commercial has breen brought to you by Mentos the Freshmaker.' Captain Planet: - "Prepare to fall!" Ghengis Khan - "BY THE POWER OF DETERGENT, YOU SHALL FALL YOU RETARDED PIG!" Abarham Lincoln - "I will never tell I lie - so Captain Planet YOU GONNA GET YO AZZ KICKED, HOME DAWG!" The Trio of Tape [TToT] used their mystical powers to harm CP, when Captain Planet unleashed a power Bob Dole could not face. Captain Planet - "Face the power of..THE SUPER LEAGUE SADDAM HUSSAIN RICHARD NIXON MYSELF, CAPTAIN PLANET AND AN OLD CONSTIPATED HOBO WE KIDNAPPED OF THE STREET Captain Planet - "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Bill Cosby - "Damn. All this for 3 bucks." Will The Trio of Tape be able to defeat..THE SUPER LEAGUE?

06-29-2003, 05:50 PM	#4
Xizor - Spare Account Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In an underground palace on Coruscant Posts: 72 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Suddenly, Eddie Murphy appears. Eddie Murphy: Captain Planet, Murphy Corp. is displeased in you. You failed to cook the goose, and for that you must DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Go, Murphy Corp. Attack Team!!!!! Captain Planet: ACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ICE CREAM WILL SURELY MELT NOW! Eddie Murphy: That is right, Captain Planet! My Murphy Corp. Attack Team has drank five million gallons of Sunny D., giving them enough sun power to burn all the liquor in the world!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! Suddenly, the Titanic falls on Eddie Murphy and the Murphy Corp. Attack Team. TO BE CONTINUED... [ June 29, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Prince Xizor of Black Sun ]

06-29-2003, 07:21 PM	#5
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	Superman appeared! Superman: What am I doing here? (Superman explodes, and Bill Cosby dies) Bill Cosby's Ghost: Nooo!!! How dare you harm Bill Cosby!??! I'll kill you all in the universe! (Bill Cosby starts charging up his proton cannon) BCG: Prepair for the end of the world! To be continued...

06-29-2003, 07:51 PM	#6
Xizor - Spare Account Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In an underground palace on Coruscant Posts: 72 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A large anvil falls on BCG's head Anvil: Take that, evildoer! I am Anvil Man, defender of truth and justice! I protect all liquor from evil such as yourself! Suddenly, Bob Saget appears Bob Saget: Curse you, Anvil Man! You defeated my ghoulish minion! But you have yet to defeat me! Suddenly, Bob Saget jumps in a portapottie, which morphs into a giant Megazord Bob Saget Voice: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS THE MEGA SAGET 9000000000!!! PREPARE TO DIE, ANVIL MAN! Bob Saget Voice: WHAT!? WHO ARE YOU!!? ???: I am... Bob Saget Voice: NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT CAN'T BE! Bob Dole: Yes, and I cannot allow you to kill Anvil Man! He owes me a Budweiser! Bob Dole blasts the Mega Saget 9000000000 into oblivion, killing Bob Saget instantly TO BE CONTINUED... [ June 29, 2003, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Prince Xizor of Black Sun ]

06-29-2003, 08:18 PM	#7
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Ignore this post [ June 29, 2003, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: Loki, God of Something ]

06-29-2003, 08:27 PM	#8
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	THEN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM BROKED And nothing happend. Bob Dole then decided to watch TV when the most horrible thing came on. 'You like Girls Gone Wild? Or Bob Saget? Now you can see.. BOB SAGET GONE WILD ON VHS AND DVD! Bob Dole - "GOD NO THE HORROR!" A day later, Bob went to the Bowling Alley to cuss out suck 8 year old bowlers when 3 shadowy figures were behind Bob. Bob screamed and then saw the three figures known on TV as..THE TRIO OF TERROR! Bob Saget - "DIE FOOL!"

06-29-2003, 10:31 PM	#9
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ned Flanders: We will use our ultimate weapon! Bob Saget: The cheesecake of doom! Bob Dole: :Gasp: What does it do? Tom Selleck: It will make you be fat like this guy. Bob Dole: Well, I can fight back! With... Fred Flintstone and... Barny Rubble! Barney: My name's Barney, but I'm not Barney Rubble. Bob Dole: Whatever. Now, we are evenly matched! Ned Flanders: But the cheesecake we still have! Fred Flintstone: Cheesecake? Oh boy! Fred eats the cheesecake. POOF! Fred Flintstone: No! Now I'm fat! Bob Dole: No, you were already fat! Barney: Hey, there's still another half left! POOF! Barney: I look different! Bob Saget: Hahaha! You team has become weak, now suffer our power!

06-30-2003, 10:56 AM	#10
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Bob Dole was getting nervous so he used the CHRONO TRIGGER WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO REVIVE CRONO, TO SUMMON A GREAT POWER TO AID HIM AGAINST THE EVIL OF THE TRIO OF TERROR! Bob - "Now face the..THE 67th DAMN TEAM IN THIS OG! Which are consisted of: A random guy named Jim A Very scary Freak form the Circus And Richard Simmons!" Bob Saget - "GOD NO THE HORROR!" Ned Flanders - "Don't take God's name in v- GOSH NO THE HORROR!" Tom Selleck - "I know 6 different arts of running away!" Selleck gets on a train and rides it into the Atlantic Ocean where he drowns. The Trio of Terror is now known as The Doubles of Death. Back to the story. Simmons - "WORK THOSE ABS!" Bob - "I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO STOP HIM!" Will the 67th Damn Team in This OG along with Bob Dole be able to work with The Doubles of Death? Tune in..or not. Simmons - "I don't see those abs!"

06-30-2003, 03:15 PM	#11
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Aaron Carter: I will help you! Simmons: Did you know pork is good for you abs? At least I think so! He takes out a ray gun and shoots Aaron Carter with it. POOF! Simmons: Drat! I wanted pork! Oh well. : Gulp: Bob Dole: You drank him! Simmons: Yes, and with this ray gun, you're next! He accidently shoots himself. POOF! Carter: I'm back from the dead! (Eats Simmons) Bob Saget: Now we will fight again! ???: Wait right there! Bob Saget: Huh? ???: Hahaha! I'm going to finnaly find out who killed the director! For I am... Cosby: Now to find out who killed the director of the Jello commercial! But first I must deal with all of you! Now, come my minion! Ronald: What do you need? Cosby: Get rid of the useless people! Ronald: Okay! I'll- A missle comes killing them all except Cosby. Cosby: Now to find the murderer! He goes to a lake and hires a guy to drive him out to the middle. Cosby jumps off to look for clues there.

07-01-2003, 11:23 AM	#13
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	Then the old man ate Bill Cosby. And there was much rejoycing.

07-01-2003, 02:45 PM	#14
Xizor - Spare Account Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In an underground palace on Coruscant Posts: 72 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Until the world was suddenly conquered by Gary Coleman! Coleman: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Old Man: I need to retire. The old man jumps in his Fartmobile and drives to the retirement agency. He crashes into the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which collapses instantly Italians: KILL HIM! The Italians run towards...the Ice Cream Shoppe! Italians: Mmmmmmmmmmm! This ice cream is good! Osama: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Bush: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T!!! TO BE CONTINUED...

07-02-2003, 12:45 PM	#15
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Then Osama took a picture of himself. Osama - "I AM SOOOO BOOTIFUL!!!!" Dole - "THATS IT! ACTION FORCE SQUADRON OF DEATH ATTACK! GO PAPERBAG BUNNY! GO RETARDED GAY GERMAN GUYS! AND FINALLY, GO PIMP MASTER PHAT!" Dole - "You lose Osama!" Osama - "NOOO! BU I STILL HAVE ONE WEAPON LEFT.. GO FREAKY ALIEN GUY THAT HAS A FACE THAT IS SCARY TO CHILDEREN AND A HAIRSTYLE THAT IS SO COOL I WOULD PAY 9,000 FOR AND HIS STILL UGLY BECAUSE HE SACRES ME AND I NEED MY MR.FLUFFKINS TO HELP ME SLEEP BECAUSE I STILL WET MY RACE CAR BED THAT IS SO AWESOME...OH YEAH AND THIS GUY! Dole - "Ohnos!"

07-02-2003, 03:46 PM	#16
Lakitu 128 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The sky Posts: 29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Freaky Alien Guy obliverates the AFSOD Osama: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Suddenly, George Washington appears and stabs Freaky Alien Guy in the head repeatedly Osama: NO! NOT YOU! Washington: How dare you destroy American property!!! For this, I summon the most evil force in the universe to destroy you! Barney: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! TO BE CONTINUED ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ July 02, 2003, 04:19 PM: Message edited by: Lakitu 128 ]

07-02-2003, 10:21 PM	#17
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	Barney: I'mmmm...FREEEE!!!!! Now I can begin my lifelong dream of...WORLD DOMINATION! Osama: How will you do that, evil purple dinasaur? Barney: By hypnotyzing everyone with repetitive edutainment songs! Barney: (singing) I love you...You're my slave...Bow down to my em-pi-er!... Osama: My master! Captian Universe: NOO!!! You shall not conquor the world! It's MY job! For your insolence, I shall try to kill you! ...As soon as I can remember what it is I do... Barney: Bwahaha! The world is mine!

07-03-2003, 11:28 AM	#18
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Then all of the sudden.. A NUKE KILLED OSAMA! Barney - "No my slave! Now I will have to send the only induvidual ever to come close to conqueror the world.. NONE OTHER THAN FRED DURST!" Random Superheo - "OHNOS TEH WERLD IZ IN DENGER! I MUST RUN AWAYZ!!" Fred Durst - "Up in da' hoood wit my homiez gettin' some cookies for a noogie an we rollin' in our 67' dump truck! HOME YO DAWGY DAWG DAWGZ!" Dole - "GOD NO THE HORROR! SAVE US SUPERMAN!" Dole - "WHAT THE HELL!?" Bill Guy - "I have defeated Superman and now THE WO-WALL MART! Barney - "NO MY DVDS ARE THERE!" Dole - "NO MY PICTURES ARE THERE!" Gary Coleman - "NO I WORK THERE!" Barney - "..." Bill - "..." Dole - "..." Coleman - "Uhh..I..uh mean..LOOK OVER THERE!" Bill - "I SAWR A BLIMP." TO BE CONTINUED....

07-03-2003, 02:03 PM	#19
Lakitu 128 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The sky Posts: 29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Suddenly, Natalie Portman jumps out of the blimp and kills Bill Guy. Portman: Yes! AHAHAHAHA!!!! Coleman: What do you want? Portman: I want the world! Coleman: No, for I have already conquered the world! Mwahahahaha! Portman: Sex Beam! Portman fires a beam of pure pervertedness at Coleman, who dies instantly Portman: Anyone else feel like taking me on? ???: I do, for I am... TO BE CONTINUED ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

07-09-2003, 11:34 PM	#20
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	???:For I am.. FRED OF SOMETHING Portman:MY MOMMY IS CALLING Portman runs away and hops a bus. The bus end up going to the Seventh Layer of hell. Fred: Now I will defeat everybody and conquer the WORLD! MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH COUGH Then out of no where... A VERY SCARY GUY NAMED HAIRY MIKE APPEARS! Hairy Mike:I AM SO COOOOL DUDE! I AM A HIPPIE OF HIPPIES! Fred:NEVER! I WILL DEFAT YOU! Fred and Hairy Mike fought for days upon days for conqueror of the world. They were so stupid, that the world was conquerored 6 times. Also, Wla Mart ran out of buisnedss obecause Different Strokes aired back on the air with the new phrase" Whatchoo talkin bout Bob?" After the battle, Goku made them fuse into... CINDY BRADY! Suddenly Bary The Constpated (current conqueror of world) exclaims.. Bary:MY CONSTIPATIONESS CANNOT DEFEAT THIS VILE CREATURE! I MUST CALL UPON MY STRONGEST MINION OF DOOMLY-NESS... RUDEY HUXTEBALE! Rudey:LETS USE THE SPIRIT BOMB! Will the Spirit Bomb work?