When the evil newbies attacked.....

07-09-2003, 03:40 PM

Note I'm not offending any current newbies, I'm just making an OG story about when some evil newbies attacked VGF with constanct spam towards 2001. VGF was nearly destroyed. Many vets left the forums. So one day, I said hey why not make an OG story that dealt with those events, but in a war setting? However none of the newbies should be named, as to not insult the current cool newbies and to not insult the cool newbies during those events.

Video Gamers First an area where video game lovers absolutely loved the summer of 2000, which was an absolutely golden age. Then they arrived, some evil newbies who got past the registration files, came in and attacked the forums, VGF was nearly desicimated in their attack. The Mario Forum was nearly destroyed as it was the first forum to be attacked (I think) during those times. A spammer was sent to nearly every forum to siege it as newbies ground, but there were some strongheld for those that resisted, all VGF veterans banded together to take back they're once peaceful forum.......

An attractive teenage newbie girl is bound and gagged and sitting in a chair with Shane Sacobie watching the questioner: The Luigi Man ask her questions.

LM: Remove the gag.

(Someone does so.)

LM: Tell me what are you friends attempting next?

Newbie girl: Why should I tell you handsome?

LM: Because, we'll do horrible unimaginable things.

Newbie girl: So, I'll never talk no matter what.

LM: Gag her!

(The gag is put back on. She lets out muffled laughs.)

LM: Take her away.

(They carry the girl off still bound and gagged.)

Metal Mario: Shane, there are reports of Mattias and Marcus Liedholm, co-leaders of Nintendoland have been taken.

Sacobie: If what you say is true we've lost two of our best leaders.....

You can add yourselfs to the story no matter when you joined.

07-09-2003, 07:08 PM

*KB was time traveled to the past in front of Luigi Man*

KB:So I got here in the 2001s...

LM:So you time traveled 2 years later?

KB:Actually banned members came from the dead and took me here

*A explosin appeared*

GORE:What happened?

BSD:A newbie appeared...

Newbie:HEY! I FOUNFD A VERY COOL SUITE!!!!!!1111

KB:So thats...

LM:Tanooke!

Tanooke:YEP!!!11 I was from the dead!!11 One of those banned members who took that person!!!11

Tanooke:Here they are!

Kamek:I am Kamek! And I'm a sour fire breathing dragon who makes newbies cry!

Baka:I am Baka! And I love **********'S SUPER COOL CYOA!!!!1111

Dark Mario:I am Dark Mario! And I like pie!

Pchan:I am Pchan! And I'm hunting HotDs!!

Nappy:I am Nappy! And I am part of the TWIFATTI!!

Lupus:I am Lupus! And I am the King of spammers!

Shane:I thought I banned you!

Tanooki:Buht not!

BSD:Grr I'll get you!!!!!!

*BSD tackles Kamek but BSD get hit*

Kamek:You stupid idoit! I have too much evil thats makes me uh. EVIL!

*The team SPAM disappears*

Registeration:Newbie joined

Newbie:Its me! A evil newbie! *Takes everyone's power and abilty's away*

*Newbie grows Stronger more powerful and eviler*

Newbie:*In a deep voice* Hahahahahaha! You are weakings with out your powers!! *Disappears*

Shane:I....Can't....Ban...People with...Out my powers....

LM:We'll have........ To get them....

TO BE CONTIUNED

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 07-09-2003, 08:07 PM

Chunky:Noo!I'll save you!*Runs after Newbie, but trips*

Chunky:Owwwwww!

Shane:It's.....no.....use....they....will....destr oy.....VGF.....

Chunky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*Gets up and runs after newbie*

Newbie:Mwahahahaha!*Shoots gun at Chunky*

[Matrix Style]
Chunky:N..o..o..o..o!*Bends back slowly and bullets are missing him*

Newbie:*Blam!...Blam!...Blam!...Blam!*

Chunky:Arrgh!*still bending back, but gets shot in the arm*Ow!
[/Matrix Style]

Newbie:Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaa!*Run s off to SPAM and BOST in forums*

Chunky:Ow. Dammit. He got away.

07-09-2003, 08:44 PM

LM: Did they spring the girl captive?

Chunky: No.

LM: Luckily the powers have worn off.

KB: Newbies are attacking the Misc. Forum!

Shane: I have regained my powers to ban. Let's go.

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 07-10-2003, 07:40 AM

*They arrive at Misc. Forum to see every not SPAM topic in ruins.*

Chunky:NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Shane:Bah! We'll get him eventually.

LM:Now where did he go?

Random Person: I saw him head off in the direction of the Mario Forum...

Chunky:NOOOOOOOO!!!!

07-10-2003, 08:05 AM

LM: But the Mario forum has already been desicimated by spammers, he must be trying to take it offline permenately. Wait, what's that?

Missiles containing spam are heading towards a forum.

Shane: What is the target LM?

LM: According to my calcultions, they should hit: The Donkey Kong Forum.

[ July 10, 2003, 08:37 AM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

07-10-2003, 03:44 PM

Legion: Ah. Fresh air.

SSG: That's digital.

Legion: Blue skies.

SSG: That's digital.

Legion: The Donkey Kong forum.

*A tumbleweed rolls by and almost strangles SSG in a mass almost-killing spree*

SSG: *getting up* Uh, Sir. There's something I think you should see.

Legion: Not now. I'm gloating.

SSG: Missiles.

*Legion looks*

Legion: You know, there are many words that spring to mind at this moment. But all of them are censored.

[ July 10, 2003, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

07-10-2003, 04:12 PM

Meanwhile Knux waits for the newbie who dares attacks the Mario forum.

(Back at the Donkey Kong forum)

SSG: What'll we do sir.

Legion: What do you think? Shoot them down!

07-10-2003, 04:16 PM

SSG: With what, Sir?

Legion: ...Don't tell me you forgot to bring any weapons.

SSG: Nope.

Legion: Nothing?

SSG: Nope.

Legion: Not even a pebble?

SSG: Nope.

Legion: [Chef Torte] You are idiot![/Chef Torte]

SSG: Sir, what do you suggest we do?

Legion: What else? RUN! *does so* Oh, and watch out for that tumbleweed...

07-10-2003, 05:00 PM

But then LM and the others arrive in jets and destroy the missiles.

Meanwhile Chunky heads to the Mario Forum to stop the newbie from destroying it forever.

Legion: We're saved. Lt. Luigi Man, good to see you again.

Luigi Man: Lt. Legion. How are things going with guarding the Donkey Kong forum? Other than that crisis that was barely avoided.

07-10-2003, 05:04 PM

SSG: Guarding? We were just walking along and..*Legion gags him with the tumbleweed so the rest is lost*

Legion: Nothing happening so far. Apart from a sudden tumbleweed infestation. *points to a member fighting off a giant tumbleweed which is slowly engulfing him*

((BTW LM, check your PMs.))

[ July 10, 2003, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

07-10-2003, 05:20 PM

LM: I see, hey are those Sonic Fleetway comic books under your shirt?

(Meanwhile Chunky arrives at the Mario forum to find Knux down from a wound by the newbie.)

[ July 10, 2003, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

07-10-2003, 06:05 PM

*Mr. F**ckers is walking along the Misc Forum minding his own business when a missle zips past him, missing him by 2 inches.*

Mr. F**ckers: What the ****?

*The missle destroys a random non-SPAM topic*

Mr. F**ckers: ACK! I must destroy the missles before the Misc Forum is screwed!

???: So, you're the new guy, eh?

*The evil newbie appears*

Newbie: Join me, Mr. F**ckers! It is your destiny!

Mr. F**ckers: Why should I?

Newbie: Because...I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!

Mr. F**ckers: ....

Newbie: Er...I mean...because if you don't, then I shall kill you with this .44 magnum.

*The newbie fires several shots at Mr. F**ckers, but he dodges each one in Bullet Time. Still in Bullet Time, he proceeds to jump towards the newbie. When he is right in front of him, he prepares to kick him. The camera freezes for a moment, and then unfreezes. The newbie is kicked against a wall*

Newbie: Ouch!

*The newbie sees Mr. F**ckers holding his .44 magnum at him*

Newbie: Hah, it only has one bullet left! If you miss, then you're screwed!!

Mr. F**ckers: Heh, then I guess I'd better not miss.

TO BE CONTINUED...

07-10-2003, 07:40 PM

LM and Legion are sitting in LM's jet with LM piloting. SSG is riding in KB's jet.

Legion: So tell me where are we going?

LM: We're going to take the fight to the Newbie forum. But our prime goal is to rescue the captives. We got a few shots of some VGF members bound and gagged.

Legion: Who were they?

LM: Rouge. Samantha. Jolteon. To name a few.

(Meanwhile at the Mario forum: Chuncy and the newbie exchange gunshots.)

07-10-2003, 08:04 PM

(meanwhile, at the pass)

Newb: OMFG OMFGtHois isK0l LOL!

Fred: Go away.

Newb: Roflamo noe!

Fred: Bah. Go away.

Newb: I bru0gt Sum frendZ1!!11oen

N00b: H3ll0 OMFG!

NEWBIE: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO TOAD

Newb: M0Rph 2 UlTrA-NeWB!

N00B: OMFG GO!!!111

NEWBIE: WHAT YOU SAY?

Fred: Ok, shutup.

ULTRA-NEWB Du YU LiK Nc Howw BouwD Tehy MAKe a GMAE! ROFLAMO!

Fred: Waffles are beneath the blue moose.

ULTRA-NEWB: WTF? (Explodes)

Fred: Quickly, I must SPAM against everyone, but mostly the Newbie forum. TO THE NON-EXISTANT CLICHE AWESOMEMOBILE!

07-10-2003, 08:09 PM

Legion: One thing I've been wondering is. What are our strongholds?

LM: The Sonic forum is one of the few non-spam forums, and that's heavily guarded from newbies. Nintendoland Main is havily guards as of course is VGF Main. Shane and Metal Mario have headed back there.

07-10-2003, 09:01 PM

Somebody has to name newbie a name. And he's the leader. Sorry, Lupus or Nappy are not allowed. I posted them that I time traveled.

KB:All of you can borrow my jets. But wear these to get on the jets, the jets are transparent.

LM:*Puts on the suit* Ok, lets gooo to Zelda forums! ??? (its newbie people and you'll have to name him) is probably in there!

*In the Zelda forums*

Wyborn:Ahhh.. In my LoZ bed.. I feel very comfy-

*??? appears*

???:Muhahahahahaha!!! I will soon destroy VGF and I'll create a giant army!

Wyborn:.....

???:You dare diss me? TAKE THIS!

*Turns Wyborn into a frog*

Wyborn:*Ribbit* *Ribbit* *Ribbit*

LM:There you are!

???:Rats! I'll go to every forum to turn everyone into a frog and replace them with spammers!!

Chunky:You little *******! *Tries to attack Newbie but ended up just like BSD*

Kamek:Hello idoits! I was sended by master Tanooki!

Lupus:Besides, that newbie is...

*TO BE CONTIUNED*

07-10-2003, 09:09 PM

LM: My brother! The Mario Man!

Lupus: Your brother is under our control now! We've turned him against you.

MM: Hello brother.

LM: I can't fight my brother. Retreat!

They all get back into their jet and flew, Wyborn is returned to normal. And Chunky is rendered unconscious.

Black Skull Dragoshi · 07-11-2003, 12:41 AM

BSD:I'm going to check up on Newbie girl to see if she has'nt been sprung free. Anyone of ya wanna help?

GORE:Sure.

KB:Okay.

They all go to where Newbie girl is.

BSD,GORE,and KB:*Walk back and forth*

Newbie Girl:Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!(Translation:Who are these blockheads?)

BSD:Feh. Does it look like I care about what you say?

GORE:What did she call us?

KB:Blockheads.

Newbie girl:Mmmph.(Translation

amn straight.)

BSD tears the gag off.

KB:Why the heck did ya do that?

BSD:I'm in a bad mood. Deal with it.

Newbie girl:*Is confused*

BSD:There are five things I would do rather than preventing Newbie girl from being sprung free.

KB:What are they?

BSD:1:Beat the snot out of Lupus,Kamek and **********. 2:Eat cookie dough. 3:Fight an Atma Weapon,2 Black Dragons,and a Minotaur 4:Watch anime. 5:Eat a pizza.

KB:This is stupid.

BSD:What's stupid?

KB:Preventing Newbie girl from springing out. It's not as if she's ninja or something.

BSD:You could be right,but we should'nt keep our gaurd down.

KB:Right.

TO BE CONTINUED.........

07-11-2003, 08:06 AM

KB: Just put another gag on. So we don't have to listen to her screaming.

BSD does so.

KB: LM wants us. He says the time to attack the Newbie forum has come.

BSD: Alright let's go.

They all go to the hangar area where LM and Legion are already boarded in the same jet.

LM: We've got reports of a lone member still in the Misc. Forum. Can one of you go get him?

KB: BSD and I can handle that. We'll join ya later.

[ July 11, 2003, 08:07 AM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

07-11-2003, 12:41 AM	#19
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	BSD:I'm going to check up on Newbie girl to see if she has'nt been sprung free. Anyone of ya wanna help? GORE:Sure. KB:Okay. They all go to where Newbie girl is. BSD,GORE,and KB:Walk back and forth Newbie Girl:Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!(Translation:Who are these blockheads?) BSD:Feh. Does it look like I care about what you say? GORE:What did she call us? KB:Blockheads. Newbie girl:Mmmph.(Translationamn straight.) BSD tears the gag off. KB:Why the heck did ya do that? BSD:I'm in a bad mood. Deal with it. Newbie girl:Is confused BSD:There are five things I would do rather than preventing Newbie girl from being sprung free. KB:What are they? BSD:1:Beat the snot out of Lupus,Kamek and **********. 2:Eat cookie dough. 3:Fight an Atma Weapon,2 Black Dragons,and a Minotaur 4:Watch anime. 5:Eat a pizza. KB:This is stupid. BSD:What's stupid? KB:Preventing Newbie girl from springing out. It's not as if she's ninja or something. BSD:You could be right,but we should'nt keep our gaurd down. KB:Right. TO BE CONTINUED.........

07-09-2003, 03:40 PM	#1
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Note I'm not offending any current newbies, I'm just making an OG story about when some evil newbies attacked VGF with constanct spam towards 2001. VGF was nearly destroyed. Many vets left the forums. So one day, I said hey why not make an OG story that dealt with those events, but in a war setting? However none of the newbies should be named, as to not insult the current cool newbies and to not insult the cool newbies during those events. Video Gamers First an area where video game lovers absolutely loved the summer of 2000, which was an absolutely golden age. Then they arrived, some evil newbies who got past the registration files, came in and attacked the forums, VGF was nearly desicimated in their attack. The Mario Forum was nearly destroyed as it was the first forum to be attacked (I think) during those times. A spammer was sent to nearly every forum to siege it as newbies ground, but there were some strongheld for those that resisted, all VGF veterans banded together to take back they're once peaceful forum....... An attractive teenage newbie girl is bound and gagged and sitting in a chair with Shane Sacobie watching the questioner: The Luigi Man ask her questions. LM: Remove the gag. (Someone does so.) LM: Tell me what are you friends attempting next? Newbie girl: Why should I tell you handsome? LM: Because, we'll do horrible unimaginable things. Newbie girl: So, I'll never talk no matter what. LM: Gag her! (The gag is put back on. She lets out muffled laughs.) LM: Take her away. (They carry the girl off still bound and gagged.) Metal Mario: Shane, there are reports of Mattias and Marcus Liedholm, co-leaders of Nintendoland have been taken. Sacobie: If what you say is true we've lost two of our best leaders..... You can add yourselfs to the story no matter when you joined.

07-09-2003, 07:08 PM	#2
tuatara Guest Posts: n/a	KB was time traveled to the past in front of Luigi Man KB:So I got here in the 2001s... LM:So you time traveled 2 years later? KB:Actually banned members came from the dead and took me here A explosin appeared GORE:What happened? BSD:A newbie appeared... Newbie:HEY! I FOUNFD A VERY COOL SUITE!!!!!!1111 KB:So thats... LM:Tanooke! Tanooke:YEP!!!11 I was from the dead!!11 One of those banned members who took that person!!!11 Tanooke:Here they are! Kamek:I am Kamek! And I'm a sour fire breathing dragon who makes newbies cry! Baka:I am Baka! And I love *********'S SUPER COOL CYOA!!!!1111 Dark Mario:I am Dark Mario! And I like pie! Pchan:I am Pchan! And I'm hunting HotDs!! Nappy:I am Nappy! And I am part of the TWIFATTI!! Lupus:I am Lupus! And I am the King of spammers! Shane:I thought I banned you! Tanooki:Buht not! BSD:Grr I'll get you!!!!!! BSD tackles Kamek but BSD get hit* Kamek:You stupid idoit! I have too much evil thats makes me uh. EVIL! The team SPAM disappears Registeration:Newbie joined Newbie:Its me! A evil newbie! Takes everyone's power and abilty's away Newbie grows Stronger more powerful and eviler Newbie:In a deep voice Hahahahahaha! You are weakings with out your powers!! Disappears Shane:I....Can't....Ban...People with...Out my powers.... LM:We'll have........ To get them.... TO BE CONTIUNED

07-09-2003, 08:07 PM	#3
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Chunky:Noo!I'll save you!Runs after Newbie, but trips Chunky:Owwwwww! Shane:It's.....no.....use....they....will....destr oy.....VGF..... Chunky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Gets up and runs after newbie Newbie:Mwahahahaha!Shoots gun at Chunky [Matrix Style] Chunky:N..o..o..o..o!Bends back slowly and bullets are missing him Newbie:Blam!...Blam!...Blam!...Blam! Chunky:Arrgh!still bending back, but gets shot in the armOw! [/Matrix Style] Newbie:Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaa!Run s off to SPAM and BOST in forums Chunky:Ow. Dammit. He got away.

07-09-2003, 08:44 PM	#4
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	LM: Did they spring the girl captive? Chunky: No. LM: Luckily the powers have worn off. KB: Newbies are attacking the Misc. Forum! Shane: I have regained my powers to ban. Let's go.

07-10-2003, 07:40 AM	#5
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	They arrive at Misc. Forum to see every not SPAM topic in ruins. Chunky:NOOOOOOO!!!!! Shane:Bah! We'll get him eventually. LM:Now where did he go? Random Person: I saw him head off in the direction of the Mario Forum... Chunky:NOOOOOOOO!!!!

07-10-2003, 08:05 AM	#6
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	LM: But the Mario forum has already been desicimated by spammers, he must be trying to take it offline permenately. Wait, what's that? Missiles containing spam are heading towards a forum. Shane: What is the target LM? LM: According to my calcultions, they should hit: The Donkey Kong Forum. [ July 10, 2003, 08:37 AM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

07-10-2003, 03:44 PM	#7
00bvickers Guest Posts: n/a	Legion: Ah. Fresh air. SSG: That's digital. Legion: Blue skies. SSG: That's digital. Legion: The Donkey Kong forum. A tumbleweed rolls by and almost strangles SSG in a mass almost-killing spree SSG: getting up Uh, Sir. There's something I think you should see. Legion: Not now. I'm gloating. SSG: Missiles. Legion looks Legion: You know, there are many words that spring to mind at this moment. But all of them are censored. [ July 10, 2003, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

07-10-2003, 04:12 PM	#8
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Meanwhile Knux waits for the newbie who dares attacks the Mario forum. (Back at the Donkey Kong forum) SSG: What'll we do sir. Legion: What do you think? Shoot them down!

07-10-2003, 04:16 PM	#9
00bvickers Guest Posts: n/a	SSG: With what, Sir? Legion: ...Don't tell me you forgot to bring any weapons. SSG: Nope. Legion: Nothing? SSG: Nope. Legion: Not even a pebble? SSG: Nope. Legion: [Chef Torte] You are idiot![/Chef Torte] SSG: Sir, what do you suggest we do? Legion: What else? RUN! does so Oh, and watch out for that tumbleweed...

07-10-2003, 05:00 PM	#10
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	But then LM and the others arrive in jets and destroy the missiles. Meanwhile Chunky heads to the Mario Forum to stop the newbie from destroying it forever. Legion: We're saved. Lt. Luigi Man, good to see you again. Luigi Man: Lt. Legion. How are things going with guarding the Donkey Kong forum? Other than that crisis that was barely avoided.

07-10-2003, 05:04 PM	#11
00bvickers Guest Posts: n/a	SSG: Guarding? We were just walking along and..Legion gags him with the tumbleweed so the rest is lost Legion: Nothing happening so far. Apart from a sudden tumbleweed infestation. points to a member fighting off a giant tumbleweed which is slowly engulfing him ((BTW LM, check your PMs.)) [ July 10, 2003, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

07-10-2003, 05:20 PM	#12
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	LM: I see, hey are those Sonic Fleetway comic books under your shirt? (Meanwhile Chunky arrives at the Mario forum to find Knux down from a wound by the newbie.) [ July 10, 2003, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

07-10-2003, 06:05 PM	#13
Mr. F**ckers Guest Posts: n/a	Mr. Fckers is walking along the Misc Forum minding his own business when a missle zips past him, missing him by 2 inches. Mr. Fckers: What the *? The missle destroys a random non-SPAM topic* Mr. F*ckers: ACK! I must destroy the missles before the Misc Forum is screwed! ???: So, you're the new guy, eh? The evil newbie appears* Newbie: Join me, Mr. Fckers! It is your destiny! Mr. Fckers: Why should I? Newbie: Because...I AM YOUR FATHER!!!! Mr. F*ckers: .... Newbie: Er...I mean...because if you don't, then I shall kill you with this .44 magnum. The newbie fires several shots at Mr. F*ckers, but he dodges each one in Bullet Time. Still in Bullet Time, he proceeds to jump towards the newbie. When he is right in front of him, he prepares to kick him. The camera freezes for a moment, and then unfreezes. The newbie is kicked against a wall Newbie: Ouch! The newbie sees Mr. Fckers holding his .44 magnum at him Newbie: Hah, it only has one bullet left! If you miss, then you're screwed!! Mr. F**ckers: Heh, then I guess I'd better not miss. TO BE CONTINUED...

07-10-2003, 07:40 PM	#14
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	LM and Legion are sitting in LM's jet with LM piloting. SSG is riding in KB's jet. Legion: So tell me where are we going? LM: We're going to take the fight to the Newbie forum. But our prime goal is to rescue the captives. We got a few shots of some VGF members bound and gagged. Legion: Who were they? LM: Rouge. Samantha. Jolteon. To name a few. (Meanwhile at the Mario forum: Chuncy and the newbie exchange gunshots.)

07-10-2003, 08:04 PM	#15
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	(meanwhile, at the pass) Newb: OMFG OMFGtHois isK0l LOL! Fred: Go away. Newb: Roflamo noe! Fred: Bah. Go away. Newb: I bru0gt Sum frendZ1!!11oen N00b: H3ll0 OMFG! NEWBIE: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO TOAD Newb: M0Rph 2 UlTrA-NeWB! N00B: OMFG GO!!!111 NEWBIE: WHAT YOU SAY? Fred: Ok, shutup. ULTRA-NEWB Du YU LiK Nc Howw BouwD Tehy MAKe a GMAE! ROFLAMO! Fred: Waffles are beneath the blue moose. ULTRA-NEWB: WTF? (Explodes) Fred: Quickly, I must SPAM against everyone, but mostly the Newbie forum. TO THE NON-EXISTANT CLICHE AWESOMEMOBILE!

07-10-2003, 08:09 PM	#16
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Legion: One thing I've been wondering is. What are our strongholds? LM: The Sonic forum is one of the few non-spam forums, and that's heavily guarded from newbies. Nintendoland Main is havily guards as of course is VGF Main. Shane and Metal Mario have headed back there.

07-10-2003, 09:01 PM	#17
tuatara Guest Posts: n/a	Somebody has to name newbie a name. And he's the leader. Sorry, Lupus or Nappy are not allowed. I posted them that I time traveled. KB:All of you can borrow my jets. But wear these to get on the jets, the jets are transparent. LM:Puts on the suit Ok, lets gooo to Zelda forums! ??? (its newbie people and you'll have to name him) is probably in there! In the Zelda forums Wyborn:Ahhh.. In my LoZ bed.. I feel very comfy- ??? appears ???:Muhahahahahaha!!! I will soon destroy VGF and I'll create a giant army! Wyborn:..... ???:You dare diss me? TAKE THIS! Turns Wyborn into a frog Wyborn:Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit LM:There you are! ???:Rats! I'll go to every forum to turn everyone into a frog and replace them with spammers!! Chunky:You little ******! Tries to attack Newbie but ended up just like BSD* Kamek:Hello idoits! I was sended by master Tanooki! Lupus:Besides, that newbie is... TO BE CONTIUNED

07-10-2003, 09:09 PM	#18
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	LM: My brother! The Mario Man! Lupus: Your brother is under our control now! We've turned him against you. MM: Hello brother. LM: I can't fight my brother. Retreat! They all get back into their jet and flew, Wyborn is returned to normal. And Chunky is rendered unconscious.

07-11-2003, 08:06 AM	#20
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	KB: Just put another gag on. So we don't have to listen to her screaming. BSD does so. KB: LM wants us. He says the time to attack the Newbie forum has come. BSD: Alright let's go. They all go to the hangar area where LM and Legion are already boarded in the same jet. LM: We've got reports of a lone member still in the Misc. Forum. Can one of you go get him? KB: BSD and I can handle that. We'll join ya later. [ July 11, 2003, 08:07 AM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]