Bob Vila vs. McDonalds - The Home Improvement Saga

07-12-2003, 01:56 PM

Chapter 1 - Beginning os a Pointless Story

Vila was enjoying another one of his home improvement shows as usual. Today they were talking about reinforcing your insurance on your bathroom, or something. It was 12:00, the time between this break where Bob went to grab a bite to eat at Windy's or Starbucks (They have food there?) but they were closed to due a nuke malfunction which killed everybody within a 3 block radius, including Starbuks and Windy's. Vila sighed and decided the place no one dared to enter. The horror of the US, in which coffee could be spilled on one's lap, and they would get sued. The place known only as...

McDonalds!

Vila got in his Bob Vila Home Improvement truck and drove to McDonalds. Bob was nervous and took a deep breath. He always heard stories of this place. They said once you go in, you never go to any other fast food place again. Bob looked left to right, just to make sure not one of his crew would see him. As he had his hand on the door, someone tapped him a shoulder. He had heard of this! A big man in a black suit would drag you in and shoot you if you tried against it! He turned around slowly to come fact to face with..

"Hey Bob what are you doing here?" said one of his crew members, Jeff.

Bob turned completely around with a sigh of relief.

"Jeff, don't do that again! Do you know how nervous I am about going in here? This place is..is..EVIL!"

"Bob, you're making a big deal about a fast food place. Just because Starbucks and Windy's were destroyed, doesn't mean you'll never be able to eat anywhere else, or something"

"Well, I'll try. If I get mind controlled, I'll make sure you're gonna be controlled with me! Also, if I lose my show because of..thi-..this place, YOU will be dead!"

"Yeah, yeah Bob, Let's just go in and order. I need some luch too."

Jeff entered McDonalds, while Bob opened the door cautiously. Jeff pushed Bob in the room. Vila was frozen on shock. Everyone of his crew was eating here! Bob couldn't move and he also saw Jeff's expression: suprised also!

"TOLD YOU JEFF! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THE WHOLE CREW EAT HERE? HUH!?"

"Well..well, never. Maybe their restaurants got shut down also? It doesn't matter. Let's just order and eat."

Jeff wa;ked up to the cashier with Bob following slowly behind him. Jeff noticed nobody was talking, even if they were sitting next to each other. Jeff ordered his Big Mac and large fires and got a table. Then Bob got up to the cashier.

"Hello welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?"

"Well I'd like a... umm-oh yeah! A..err, I'm not hungry right now, sorry!"

"What did you say, sir? You're NOT hungry? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?!"

"Well I, uhh, what I meant to say was-"

"BLACK SUIT GUYS, GET HIM!"

"Come on Jeff let's go!"

Bob and Jeff ran out of McDonalds with the Black Suits chasing behind. They ran back to the street, down to the set. They looked behind and saw the Black Suits! Bob thought quickly, and dragged himself and Jeff behind a dumpster.

"I didn't..didn't know the rumors were true!" Jeff said nervously.

"Told ya Jeff! We've got to get out of here!"

The Black Suits were looking very carefully around the set. Then one of them spotted Bob's head peeking out!

"Fllow Black Suits, THEY'RE BEHIND THE DUMPSTER!" A Black Suit screamed out.

"RUN JEFF, RUN!"

End of Chapter 1

07-12-2003, 02:22 PM

OR DID IT?

07-12-2003, 01:56 PM	#1
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Chapter 1 - Beginning os a Pointless Story Vila was enjoying another one of his home improvement shows as usual. Today they were talking about reinforcing your insurance on your bathroom, or something. It was 12:00, the time between this break where Bob went to grab a bite to eat at Windy's or Starbucks (They have food there?) but they were closed to due a nuke malfunction which killed everybody within a 3 block radius, including Starbuks and Windy's. Vila sighed and decided the place no one dared to enter. The horror of the US, in which coffee could be spilled on one's lap, and they would get sued. The place known only as... McDonalds! Vila got in his Bob Vila Home Improvement truck and drove to McDonalds. Bob was nervous and took a deep breath. He always heard stories of this place. They said once you go in, you never go to any other fast food place again. Bob looked left to right, just to make sure not one of his crew would see him. As he had his hand on the door, someone tapped him a shoulder. He had heard of this! A big man in a black suit would drag you in and shoot you if you tried against it! He turned around slowly to come fact to face with.. "Hey Bob what are you doing here?" said one of his crew members, Jeff. Bob turned completely around with a sigh of relief. "Jeff, don't do that again! Do you know how nervous I am about going in here? This place is..is..EVIL!" "Bob, you're making a big deal about a fast food place. Just because Starbucks and Windy's were destroyed, doesn't mean you'll never be able to eat anywhere else, or something" "Well, I'll try. If I get mind controlled, I'll make sure you're gonna be controlled with me! Also, if I lose my show because of..thi-..this place, YOU will be dead!" "Yeah, yeah Bob, Let's just go in and order. I need some luch too." Jeff entered McDonalds, while Bob opened the door cautiously. Jeff pushed Bob in the room. Vila was frozen on shock. Everyone of his crew was eating here! Bob couldn't move and he also saw Jeff's expression: suprised also! "TOLD YOU JEFF! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THE WHOLE CREW EAT HERE? HUH!?" "Well..well, never. Maybe their restaurants got shut down also? It doesn't matter. Let's just order and eat." Jeff wa;ked up to the cashier with Bob following slowly behind him. Jeff noticed nobody was talking, even if they were sitting next to each other. Jeff ordered his Big Mac and large fires and got a table. Then Bob got up to the cashier. "Hello welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?" "Well I'd like a... umm-oh yeah! A..err, I'm not hungry right now, sorry!" "What did you say, sir? You're NOT hungry? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?!" "Well I, uhh, what I meant to say was-" "BLACK SUIT GUYS, GET HIM!" "Come on Jeff let's go!" Bob and Jeff ran out of McDonalds with the Black Suits chasing behind. They ran back to the street, down to the set. They looked behind and saw the Black Suits! Bob thought quickly, and dragged himself and Jeff behind a dumpster. "I didn't..didn't know the rumors were true!" Jeff said nervously. "Told ya Jeff! We've got to get out of here!" The Black Suits were looking very carefully around the set. Then one of them spotted Bob's head peeking out! "Fllow Black Suits, THEY'RE BEHIND THE DUMPSTER!" A Black Suit screamed out. "RUN JEFF, RUN!" End of Chapter 1

07-12-2003, 02:22 PM	#2
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	OR DID IT?