OG Wars

Yami Yoshi · 07-19-2003, 11:23 PM

OOC: This will be an OG that will be played out similar to Advance Wars. Before we get started, you must create a CO and name an army you want to part of.

Here's mine:

Name: Yami Yoshi
Army: Black Egg
CO Power: Dark Egg (Does 2 damage to all enemy units and increases the firepower of all Black Egg units by 100%)
Super CO Power: Doom Dark Egg (Does 4 damage to all enemy units and increases the firepower of all 100%)
Hit: Cheesecake
Miss: Carrotcake
Yami Yoshi's troops have excel in both direct and indirect combat but his units suck at moving)

[ July 20, 2003, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

07-20-2003, 01:45 AM

Name: Bob Marley. Er- Fred.
Army: The TWIFATIT Red Sox.
CO Power: Nothing. It does nothing. Except it makes firepower go up to 200%, but defense down to 50%
Super CO Power: Waffle throw: firepower goes up to 200%, defense down to 25%, Md. Tanks, Neotanks, Rockets, Battleships, Paste cannons (haha, kidding), and bombers move twice this turn, enemy cities go neutral for a turn
Hit: Sugar rushes
Miss: Aftermath of aforementioned Sugar Rushes
Fred is a crazed, maniacal CO and most of his troops follow suit. Many are only wearing t-shirts and pants, and run sockless onto the field, carrying as many weapons as possible. Unfortunatly, their extra weaponry leaves them without anything to shield themselves with, so their extra attack is weighed down by less defense. (In short, he has 150% attack, 75% defense.)

Yami Yoshi · 07-21-2003, 08:17 PM

Inside the Black Egg HQ...

Black Egg Soldier: Commander Yami Yoshi! There have been sightings of TWIFATIT Red Sox troops invading the northern section of the continent.

Yami Yoshi: What!? Who is leading the attack?

Black Egg Soldier: Some CO by the name of Sir Fredrick of the Waffles. What do you think he's doing here!

Yami Yoshi: They probably want to steal the plans for the Egg Tanks.

Black Egg Soldier: What are Egg Tanks again?

Yami Yoshi: The Egg Tanks can hold up to 2 units and have the firepower of a Md. Tank. When they're destroyed, the unit inside still survives. Very nifty indeed. They're located in a secret lab in the Black Egg Forest so make sure that the enemy doesn't reach there!

Black Egg Solider: Sir! Yes sir!

Yami Yoshi: I'm moving to the battlefield...we need some more COs...

[ July 21, 2003, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: Die VGF ]

07-21-2003, 10:40 PM

Soldier: Sir!

Fred: (makes snazzy, flashy appearence).

Soldier:Wow, sir, that was a snazzy, flashy appearence!

Fred: You lie(shoots soldier). How I have longed to rule the land of Yami Yoshi, the OG board.

Field Ops: That's not a very snazzy name, sir.

Soldier2: Nor is it groovy, sir.

Fred: Yes, that is why I need it, so that it can be part of the vast SmellyonsonJingleHimerSmidth Kingdom. But to take it, I must break it first.

Soldier3: But how?

Fred: By stealing their most secret, and useful weapon - the egg tank.

Soldier2: That's ghetto, SIR!

Fred: Meh, it's good. We can name it Betty after we take it.

Field Ops: How can we take this, sir?

Fred: We shall use our new units, the Covert Ops and our own personal uber-unit, the walkers to take it.

Soldier2: Walkers, Sir?

Fred: Mech was already taken. What the hell were we thinking?

Soldier3: We could have renamed it George- (is shot by Fred)

Fred: Actually, now that I've told you all this, you all have to die.

Field Ops: Sir, that makes no sense, SIR!

(Fred jumps out the window into a chopper and presses a detenator device. The whole building explodes, taking every single one of the spies with it. They're all watching).

07-22-2003, 03:51 PM

Name:Lordzack
Army:Preston's Army
Co Power:Blitzkrieg(damages 2 targets)
Super Co Power:Super Blitzkrieg(damages 5 targets)
Lord Zack's Troops excel at movement but can't attack well.
Please explain Hit/Miss.

[ July 24, 2003, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: lord zack ]

Yami Yoshi · 07-22-2003, 05:50 PM

OOC: Hits are what you like and misses is what you don't like...I think...

07-22-2003, 09:06 PM

Name: Introbulus
Army: IDSTFP (Inter-Dimentional-space-time-Flux-patrol and now you know why we use an acronym)
CO Power: Mass Production- For the next few turns, non-infantry units can be built at double normal rate.
Super CO Power: Mass Chaos- Automatically destroy 3 enemy units and doubles attack and speed of all non-infantry units (On own side)
Hit: Pineapple
Miss: Coconut

Introbulus is a psychotic CEO who builds ultra-powerful units, but his infantry totally sucks, and none of his units move fast. (All non-infantry units are at 140% for all stats except speed, speed is at 75% for all units)

Tell me if this is cheap or not, because I wouldn't really know. If it is, I'll tone it down a bit.

[ July 22, 2003, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]

07-22-2003, 09:20 PM

140% stats are stacked, and we need more different COs, most are quite similar here.

07-22-2003, 09:24 PM

Okay, I'm changing my Normal CO power.

07-22-2003, 10:36 PM

That's cool. So what, when you build ****, you can move it like on the same turn? (I mean, if you've played AW before, you know what I'm talking about)

07-24-2003, 11:51 AM

Soilder:Lord Zack Sir!

Lord Zack:Yes

Soilder:Our Guerillas are on the way!(Guerullias are a unit.)

Lord Zack:Good! now send in our Infantry.

Soilder:Sir yes Sir.

Lord Zack:And send word to Preston that the Og Boards will be ours soon!We will send our forces out in blitzkreig fashion and squish the opposition!

07-24-2003, 01:11 PM

Name: Legion
Army: Shy Kingdom
CO Power: Shy Guy Shield (Enemy long-range units cannot fire through any normal infantry unit for one turn. If a normal Infantry unit is standing in front of another unit in Legion's army, the enemy can only aim for the infantry.)
Super CO Power: Shell Magnet (Nominate one unit. All enemy units, long and short range, can only attack this unit during the turn the power is activated in.)
Hit: Victory
Miss: Everything else

Legion's ground units are poorly trained, and have low attack. His sea units are not good at long range attacks, but their movement rate is above average. His air units are not affected.

07-24-2003, 01:45 PM

(Fred sits in his tent, in a customary pose of 1337ness, when a spy crashes in)

Spy: Sir Fred! A large group know as Preston's army is coming into the OG board area.

Fred: That is serious news indeed. Well, we need to find that secret laboratory so that the Egg tanks can be found. I say that if we can take those cites up on that mountain ahead, we gain so decent ground. Arm the rockets, and man the tanks!

Soldier: Sir! We are terribly undermanned! Sir!

Fred: What!? I understand not.

Soldier: I shall explain, sir! We can't man all the vehicles!

Fred: Gah! Fine. We'll have to make do with a second plan of mine. I'm driving a walker. (Note: Walkers are slightly more powerful than recon, can shoot at bombers and fighters, and can capture at half speed, but cost 10000. They have a movement range of 4 on most ground, and a vision range of two, not that it matters in this OG.)

Recon(over intercom): Sir!

Fred: Yes? What is it?!

Recon: The black egg troops have found our encampment sooner than we anticipated! They sent a couple of fighters in scouting and saw us. We shot them down with missles, but they apparently sent the message already.

Fred: Curses, we finally break through to the border, and they're just lying in wait for us?! Wait, spy, which army did you say was invading this country as well?

Spy: Preston's, sir.

Fred: Not as stylish as us, but still above the Black Egg army. Alright, here's how it goes. scrounge up anyone who can hold a gun and will fight for us, it doesn't matter if it's a friggen hobo, or a clown. Put the less competent ones out on tanks, since all they'll be doing is shooting things. Put our best men out on artillery, rockets, walkers, and anti-air. We have no bases or money, so we need to race to those cities on the mountain. Secondly, I want you to send a bogus signal message to Preston's army, and tell them that the Black Egg army is ready to surrender, and give them the location of our opposing army. They will realise it's a trap and blow them out of the water. Muahahahah!

07-24-2003, 02:21 PM

Inside the Shy Kingdom's encampment, to the north of the continent.

Sergeant Shy Guy: Sir! We have sighted three other forces converging on our position.

Legion: *mumbling* My Sergeant; converging. Such big words for such a small brain. *louder* Their names?

SSG: Er, one has been identified as the TWIFATIT Red Sox led by Sir Frederick of Waffles! Another is the IDSTFP led by Introbulus. The third is known as Preston's Army and is led by Lord Zack.

Legion: Tough opponents indeed. We may have to strike up an allegience with one.

SSG: How about Lord Zack?

Legion: No.

SSG: Why?

Legion: Because.

SSG: *sighs* Then how about Introbulus.

Legion: No. He dislikes coconuts.

SSG: So do you.

Legion: ...Shut up.

SSG: Anyway, the only one that's left is Fred's army.

Legion: Yes.

SSG: Why?

Legion: Because the TWIFATIT rules.

SSG: Fine, I'll send out a messenger shall I?

Legion: You do that.

Yami Yoshi · 07-24-2003, 06:35 PM

Day 1

*Yami Yoshi arrives at the Battlefield HQ*

Yami Yoshi: How are our troops doing?

Black Egg Soldier: We're holding our ground against these TWIFATIT troops. We have captured 7 cities and our funds are currently at 20000.

Yami Yoshi: Excellent...Build the Egg Tanks. Next turn we'll test their extreme power! End turn.

Day 1

Fred: Middle Tank! Attack the city!

TWIFATIT Soldier: Yes sir!

*The TWIFATIT soldier attacks the Infintry Units guarding the city and kills all 5 of them*

Fred: Mech Unit! Capture the Black Egg City! You're losing cities fast to our L337 power! End turn.

Day 2

Yami Yoshi: Egg Tank! Attack the Middle Tank!

Black Egg Solider: Yes sir!

*The Black Egg Soldier drives the Egg Tank and attacks the TWIFATIT Middle Tanks. The Egg Tanks destroy all 5 of them...*

Fred: Hmm...these Egg Tanks are quite powerful indeed...I'll have to find the Secret Lab and capture those plans...

blakyoshi7 · 07-24-2003, 09:26 PM

Name: Blakyoshi7
Army: Black Yoshi Herd #001
CO Power: Oddness (does 1 damage to all enemy units and increases firepower of all my units 130%)
Super CO Power: Cheese Attack (Does 3 damage to all enemy units and increases the firepower of all my units 130%)
Hit: Cheese
Miss: Rocks
BY7's troops have excel in indirect combat but aren't too good at direct combat

Hey, I actually look formidable.

07-24-2003, 11:14 PM

^You should be with YY, and you're stacked as hell.

Fred: Grr, the egg tanks are blocking the only route. Wait, YY's troops are all sissies when it comes to foot races. It's time to test my walkers. MAKE A BLOCKADE!

Soldier: You're losing men fast, sir!

Fred: Make them count.

Messenger: Sir!

Fred: What is it now, Private dungheap?

Messenger: Sir that's not my name sir!

Fred: It says that on your nametag.

Messenger: You forced me to wear that Sir!

Fred: Yes, yes, I did. Now hurry up, I have to pass on the gameboy soon.

Messenger: Sir?

Fred: MESSAGE!

Messenger: RIGHT! SIR! Legion of the Shy Guy army has attempted to strike an allegiance with us!

Fred: Well, they are offering strawberry pie. What's their war record?

Messenger: Loads of experience. Losing to Mario.

Fred: What.

Messenger: Er...

Fred: Fine. They can keep their name, but must work UNDER the TWIFATIT red socks.

(over intercom)Recon: Sir! Lord Zack's troops have entered the area! They actually look like they've been here a while.

Fred: Hmmm. (picks up radio) This is Sir Fredrick of Waffles, speaking to Yami Yoshi. We have troops maching towards you from a different side. These are at (Preston army's location). This is not a bluff. You can't afford for it not to be one. Your future master out.

(Fred disconnects before YY can say anything)

Fred: Right. You, infantry!

Soldier: Yes?

Fred: Up two spaces.

Soldier: Two... Spaces, sir?

Fred: You heard what I said go up two spaces and capture that large city.

Soldier: You have problems, sir!

Fred: Go, or will privide you with bricks for rations.

Soldier: That's what you feed us now.

Fred: Fine, I'll make you scrub the toilet.

Soldier: We'll be good.

[ July 24, 2003, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: Fred_In_Cardboard box ]

07-26-2003, 10:36 AM

Legion: *lounging*

SSG: Er, sir?

Legion: Quiet. The waffles speak.

SSG: ...

Legion: What's that? Britain's adopting the Euro? You lie!

SSG: Sir, you're speaking to a wad of chewing gum.

Legion: ...So I am. What's the word?

SSG: Sir Fred's accepted the alliegence. WE can keep our army name, but we must work under the TWIFATIT Red Sox.

Legion: What! I've never heard of anything so outrageous ok WE'LL JOIN.

ssg: ...sIR, YOU JUST MURDERED PROPER GRAMMER.

lEGION: rEALLY? tHAT MUST BE WHY THE CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON.

SSG: ...That's better.

Legion: Yes. Anyway, send a message to the TWIFATIT saying we accept their terms. Prepare to moVE THE ARMY OUT. aND FOR GOD'S SAKE FIX THAT CAPS LOCK!

SSG: *backs away slowly*

07-27-2003, 03:40 PM

Lord Zack:Send in our tanks to attack the closest Black Egg city!

2 of Zack's middle tank attacks the units guarding the city, which die.
Zack:Send in a group of our Guerullas to capture it!
They do so.
How are our Guerullas in the east doing?

Soilder:Good, they are taking out alot of the Black Egg supply trains.

Lord Zack:Good!Full forward!

07-31-2003, 12:27 AM

OOC: Darn it! I'm late! Well, to answer your question about building new units, now that I've played Advanced Wars, I guess the answer is "yes" However, since this is an OG, it only Vaguely matters, so...

Day 2:

Introbulus has joined the battle...

Introbulus: Come on, men! We're behind schedule! My CEO power isn't up yet, so we'll have to rely on good 'ol inginuity!

Commander Jim: Sir, do you even know what any of that means?

Introbulus: ...Just get to building, solider...

Commander Jim: Right...

(The army of Introbulus builds up an army of Random Tanks (inbetween normal and md.), a single APC, a single infantry unit, and some station wagons (Special type of Fighter Plane).

Day 3:

Commander Jim: Alright, we're the furthest away from our enemies compaired to any other army. That means we're going to have to go for the one closest to us...that's Yami Yoshi's army, for those of you who don't know. Now we haven't got any information on enemy bases or technology, because no spys have returned, so be on the lookout! We'll make our way through forests to suprise them, and hopefully, hit 'em from behind! Now, MOVE OUT!

(All IDSTFP units head to the forests. Introbulus then concentraits all his workers into building up more tanks and a few bombers.)

07-19-2003, 11:23 PM	#1
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	OOC: This will be an OG that will be played out similar to Advance Wars. Before we get started, you must create a CO and name an army you want to part of. Here's mine: Name: Yami Yoshi Army: Black Egg CO Power: Dark Egg (Does 2 damage to all enemy units and increases the firepower of all Black Egg units by 100%) Super CO Power: Doom Dark Egg (Does 4 damage to all enemy units and increases the firepower of all 100%) Hit: Cheesecake Miss: Carrotcake Yami Yoshi's troops have excel in both direct and indirect combat but his units suck at moving) [ July 20, 2003, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

07-20-2003, 01:45 AM	#2
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	Name: Bob Marley. Er- Fred. Army: The TWIFATIT Red Sox. CO Power: Nothing. It does nothing. Except it makes firepower go up to 200%, but defense down to 50% Super CO Power: Waffle throw: firepower goes up to 200%, defense down to 25%, Md. Tanks, Neotanks, Rockets, Battleships, Paste cannons (haha, kidding), and bombers move twice this turn, enemy cities go neutral for a turn Hit: Sugar rushes Miss: Aftermath of aforementioned Sugar Rushes Fred is a crazed, maniacal CO and most of his troops follow suit. Many are only wearing t-shirts and pants, and run sockless onto the field, carrying as many weapons as possible. Unfortunatly, their extra weaponry leaves them without anything to shield themselves with, so their extra attack is weighed down by less defense. (In short, he has 150% attack, 75% defense.)

07-21-2003, 08:17 PM	#3
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Inside the Black Egg HQ... Black Egg Soldier: Commander Yami Yoshi! There have been sightings of TWIFATIT Red Sox troops invading the northern section of the continent. Yami Yoshi: What!? Who is leading the attack? Black Egg Soldier: Some CO by the name of Sir Fredrick of the Waffles. What do you think he's doing here! Yami Yoshi: They probably want to steal the plans for the Egg Tanks. Black Egg Soldier: What are Egg Tanks again? Yami Yoshi: The Egg Tanks can hold up to 2 units and have the firepower of a Md. Tank. When they're destroyed, the unit inside still survives. Very nifty indeed. They're located in a secret lab in the Black Egg Forest so make sure that the enemy doesn't reach there! Black Egg Solider: Sir! Yes sir! Yami Yoshi: I'm moving to the battlefield...we need some more COs... [ July 21, 2003, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: Die VGF ]

07-21-2003, 10:40 PM	#4
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	Soldier: Sir! Fred: (makes snazzy, flashy appearence). Soldier:Wow, sir, that was a snazzy, flashy appearence! Fred: You lie(shoots soldier). How I have longed to rule the land of Yami Yoshi, the OG board. Field Ops: That's not a very snazzy name, sir. Soldier2: Nor is it groovy, sir. Fred: Yes, that is why I need it, so that it can be part of the vast SmellyonsonJingleHimerSmidth Kingdom. But to take it, I must break it first. Soldier3: But how? Fred: By stealing their most secret, and useful weapon - the egg tank. Soldier2: That's ghetto, SIR! Fred: Meh, it's good. We can name it Betty after we take it. Field Ops: How can we take this, sir? Fred: We shall use our new units, the Covert Ops and our own personal uber-unit, the walkers to take it. Soldier2: Walkers, Sir? Fred: Mech was already taken. What the hell were we thinking? Soldier3: We could have renamed it George- (is shot by Fred) Fred: Actually, now that I've told you all this, you all have to die. Field Ops: Sir, that makes no sense, SIR! (Fred jumps out the window into a chopper and presses a detenator device. The whole building explodes, taking every single one of the spies with it. They're all watching).

07-22-2003, 03:51 PM	#5
Migh.T Guest Posts: n/a	Name:Lordzack Army:Preston's Army Co Power:Blitzkrieg(damages 2 targets) Super Co Power:Super Blitzkrieg(damages 5 targets) Lord Zack's Troops excel at movement but can't attack well. Please explain Hit/Miss. [ July 24, 2003, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: lord zack ]

07-22-2003, 05:50 PM	#6
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	OOC: Hits are what you like and misses is what you don't like...I think...

07-22-2003, 09:06 PM	#7
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	Name: Introbulus Army: IDSTFP (Inter-Dimentional-space-time-Flux-patrol and now you know why we use an acronym) CO Power: Mass Production- For the next few turns, non-infantry units can be built at double normal rate. Super CO Power: Mass Chaos- Automatically destroy 3 enemy units and doubles attack and speed of all non-infantry units (On own side) Hit: Pineapple Miss: Coconut Introbulus is a psychotic CEO who builds ultra-powerful units, but his infantry totally sucks, and none of his units move fast. (All non-infantry units are at 140% for all stats except speed, speed is at 75% for all units) Tell me if this is cheap or not, because I wouldn't really know. If it is, I'll tone it down a bit. [ July 22, 2003, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]

07-22-2003, 09:20 PM	#8
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	140% stats are stacked, and we need more different COs, most are quite similar here.

07-22-2003, 09:24 PM	#9
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	Okay, I'm changing my Normal CO power.

07-22-2003, 10:36 PM	#10
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	That's cool. So what, when you build ****, you can move it like on the same turn? (I mean, if you've played AW before, you know what I'm talking about)

07-24-2003, 11:51 AM	#11
Migh.T Guest Posts: n/a	Soilder:Lord Zack Sir! Lord Zack:Yes Soilder:Our Guerillas are on the way!(Guerullias are a unit.) Lord Zack:Good! now send in our Infantry. Soilder:Sir yes Sir. Lord Zack:And send word to Preston that the Og Boards will be ours soon!We will send our forces out in blitzkreig fashion and squish the opposition!

07-24-2003, 01:11 PM	#12
00bvickers Guest Posts: n/a	Name: Legion Army: Shy Kingdom CO Power: Shy Guy Shield (Enemy long-range units cannot fire through any normal infantry unit for one turn. If a normal Infantry unit is standing in front of another unit in Legion's army, the enemy can only aim for the infantry.) Super CO Power: Shell Magnet (Nominate one unit. All enemy units, long and short range, can only attack this unit during the turn the power is activated in.) Hit: Victory Miss: Everything else Legion's ground units are poorly trained, and have low attack. His sea units are not good at long range attacks, but their movement rate is above average. His air units are not affected.

07-24-2003, 01:45 PM	#13
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	(Fred sits in his tent, in a customary pose of 1337ness, when a spy crashes in) Spy: Sir Fred! A large group know as Preston's army is coming into the OG board area. Fred: That is serious news indeed. Well, we need to find that secret laboratory so that the Egg tanks can be found. I say that if we can take those cites up on that mountain ahead, we gain so decent ground. Arm the rockets, and man the tanks! Soldier: Sir! We are terribly undermanned! Sir! Fred: What!? I understand not. Soldier: I shall explain, sir! We can't man all the vehicles! Fred: Gah! Fine. We'll have to make do with a second plan of mine. I'm driving a walker. (Note: Walkers are slightly more powerful than recon, can shoot at bombers and fighters, and can capture at half speed, but cost 10000. They have a movement range of 4 on most ground, and a vision range of two, not that it matters in this OG.) Recon(over intercom): Sir! Fred: Yes? What is it?! Recon: The black egg troops have found our encampment sooner than we anticipated! They sent a couple of fighters in scouting and saw us. We shot them down with missles, but they apparently sent the message already. Fred: Curses, we finally break through to the border, and they're just lying in wait for us?! Wait, spy, which army did you say was invading this country as well? Spy: Preston's, sir. Fred: Not as stylish as us, but still above the Black Egg army. Alright, here's how it goes. scrounge up anyone who can hold a gun and will fight for us, it doesn't matter if it's a friggen hobo, or a clown. Put the less competent ones out on tanks, since all they'll be doing is shooting things. Put our best men out on artillery, rockets, walkers, and anti-air. We have no bases or money, so we need to race to those cities on the mountain. Secondly, I want you to send a bogus signal message to Preston's army, and tell them that the Black Egg army is ready to surrender, and give them the location of our opposing army. They will realise it's a trap and blow them out of the water. Muahahahah!

07-24-2003, 02:21 PM	#14
00bvickers Guest Posts: n/a	Inside the Shy Kingdom's encampment, to the north of the continent. Sergeant Shy Guy: Sir! We have sighted three other forces converging on our position. Legion: mumbling My Sergeant; converging. Such big words for such a small brain. louder Their names? SSG: Er, one has been identified as the TWIFATIT Red Sox led by Sir Frederick of Waffles! Another is the IDSTFP led by Introbulus. The third is known as Preston's Army and is led by Lord Zack. Legion: Tough opponents indeed. We may have to strike up an allegience with one. SSG: How about Lord Zack? Legion: No. SSG: Why? Legion: Because. SSG: sighs Then how about Introbulus. Legion: No. He dislikes coconuts. SSG: So do you. Legion: ...Shut up. SSG: Anyway, the only one that's left is Fred's army. Legion: Yes. SSG: Why? Legion: Because the TWIFATIT rules. SSG: Fine, I'll send out a messenger shall I? Legion: You do that.

07-24-2003, 06:35 PM	#15
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Day 1 Yami Yoshi arrives at the Battlefield HQ Yami Yoshi: How are our troops doing? Black Egg Soldier: We're holding our ground against these TWIFATIT troops. We have captured 7 cities and our funds are currently at 20000. Yami Yoshi: Excellent...Build the Egg Tanks. Next turn we'll test their extreme power! End turn. Day 1 Fred: Middle Tank! Attack the city! TWIFATIT Soldier: Yes sir! The TWIFATIT soldier attacks the Infintry Units guarding the city and kills all 5 of them Fred: Mech Unit! Capture the Black Egg City! You're losing cities fast to our L337 power! End turn. Day 2 Yami Yoshi: Egg Tank! Attack the Middle Tank! Black Egg Solider: Yes sir! The Black Egg Soldier drives the Egg Tank and attacks the TWIFATIT Middle Tanks. The Egg Tanks destroy all 5 of them... Fred: Hmm...these Egg Tanks are quite powerful indeed...I'll have to find the Secret Lab and capture those plans...

07-24-2003, 09:26 PM	#16
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Name: Blakyoshi7 Army: Black Yoshi Herd #001 CO Power: Oddness (does 1 damage to all enemy units and increases firepower of all my units 130%) Super CO Power: Cheese Attack (Does 3 damage to all enemy units and increases the firepower of all my units 130%) Hit: Cheese Miss: Rocks BY7's troops have excel in indirect combat but aren't too good at direct combat Hey, I actually look formidable.

07-24-2003, 11:14 PM	#17
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	^You should be with YY, and you're stacked as hell. Fred: Grr, the egg tanks are blocking the only route. Wait, YY's troops are all sissies when it comes to foot races. It's time to test my walkers. MAKE A BLOCKADE! Soldier: You're losing men fast, sir! Fred: Make them count. Messenger: Sir! Fred: What is it now, Private dungheap? Messenger: Sir that's not my name sir! Fred: It says that on your nametag. Messenger: You forced me to wear that Sir! Fred: Yes, yes, I did. Now hurry up, I have to pass on the gameboy soon. Messenger: Sir? Fred: MESSAGE! Messenger: RIGHT! SIR! Legion of the Shy Guy army has attempted to strike an allegiance with us! Fred: Well, they are offering strawberry pie. What's their war record? Messenger: Loads of experience. Losing to Mario. Fred: What. Messenger: Er... Fred: Fine. They can keep their name, but must work UNDER the TWIFATIT red socks. (over intercom)Recon: Sir! Lord Zack's troops have entered the area! They actually look like they've been here a while. Fred: Hmmm. (picks up radio) This is Sir Fredrick of Waffles, speaking to Yami Yoshi. We have troops maching towards you from a different side. These are at (Preston army's location). This is not a bluff. You can't afford for it not to be one. Your future master out. (Fred disconnects before YY can say anything) Fred: Right. You, infantry! Soldier: Yes? Fred: Up two spaces. Soldier: Two... Spaces, sir? Fred: You heard what I said go up two spaces and capture that large city. Soldier: You have problems, sir! Fred: Go, or will privide you with bricks for rations. Soldier: That's what you feed us now. Fred: Fine, I'll make you scrub the toilet. Soldier: We'll be good. [ July 24, 2003, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: Fred_In_Cardboard box ]

07-26-2003, 10:36 AM	#18
00bvickers Guest Posts: n/a	Legion: lounging SSG: Er, sir? Legion: Quiet. The waffles speak. SSG: ... Legion: What's that? Britain's adopting the Euro? You lie! SSG: Sir, you're speaking to a wad of chewing gum. Legion: ...So I am. What's the word? SSG: Sir Fred's accepted the alliegence. WE can keep our army name, but we must work under the TWIFATIT Red Sox. Legion: What! I've never heard of anything so outrageous ok WE'LL JOIN. ssg: ...sIR, YOU JUST MURDERED PROPER GRAMMER. lEGION: rEALLY? tHAT MUST BE WHY THE CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON. SSG: ...That's better. Legion: Yes. Anyway, send a message to the TWIFATIT saying we accept their terms. Prepare to moVE THE ARMY OUT. aND FOR GOD'S SAKE FIX THAT CAPS LOCK! SSG: backs away slowly

07-27-2003, 03:40 PM	#19
Migh.T Guest Posts: n/a	Lord Zack:Send in our tanks to attack the closest Black Egg city! 2 of Zack's middle tank attacks the units guarding the city, which die. Zack:Send in a group of our Guerullas to capture it! They do so. How are our Guerullas in the east doing? Soilder:Good, they are taking out alot of the Black Egg supply trains. Lord Zack:Good!Full forward!

07-31-2003, 12:27 AM	#20
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a	OOC: Darn it! I'm late! Well, to answer your question about building new units, now that I've played Advanced Wars, I guess the answer is "yes" However, since this is an OG, it only Vaguely matters, so... Day 2: Introbulus has joined the battle... Introbulus: Come on, men! We're behind schedule! My CEO power isn't up yet, so we'll have to rely on good 'ol inginuity! Commander Jim: Sir, do you even know what any of that means? Introbulus: ...Just get to building, solider... Commander Jim: Right... (The army of Introbulus builds up an army of Random Tanks (inbetween normal and md.), a single APC, a single infantry unit, and some station wagons (Special type of Fighter Plane). Day 3: Commander Jim: Alright, we're the furthest away from our enemies compaired to any other army. That means we're going to have to go for the one closest to us...that's Yami Yoshi's army, for those of you who don't know. Now we haven't got any information on enemy bases or technology, because no spys have returned, so be on the lookout! We'll make our way through forests to suprise them, and hopefully, hit 'em from behind! Now, MOVE OUT! (All IDSTFP units head to the forests. Introbulus then concentraits all his workers into building up more tanks and a few bombers.)