ADOLF HITLER'S AWESOME ADVENTURE FEATURING RANDOM PEOPLE

07-30-2003, 12:44 PM

**Adolf Hitler had lost WWI, WWII or whatever, and managed to lose his life. But one day a random person, randomly, revived Hitler for no apparent reason......READ THE DAMN STORY ALREADY.**

Berlin, Germany at an excavation site with random people..

Head Archaeologist - "Hm..seems to be something here at this random digging spot..TOM, TOM SELLECK! BRING THE EXCAVATION TOOLS HERE..!" The Head archaeologist yelled out, while his very goodlyful (is that even a word?) payed "servant", Tom Selleck had brought the arcaheologist, HIS RETRO FUNKAY GROOVY McAWESOME EXACAVATION TOOLZ, MAN! The archaeologist began digging and digging when he hit something solid. He looked at it with a shocked expression..it was a perfectly, um.. GAH I FORGET THE WORD, human body!

Head Archaeologists - "I do-don't belive this! He seems to be of a German descent..I wonder why.." "Maybe because, WE'RE IN GERMANY!" replied Tom Selleck in an irritated voice. The archaeologist uncovered the body to realize he's Adolf Hitler!

Head A. - "Oh, my word.. are you alive..?"
Adolf Hitler - "NEIN, DUMBASS! I AM NOT ALIVE..OF COURSE I AM ALIVE, IDIOTIC RANDOM PEOPLE! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, SOME RANDOM GUY NAMED TUB IS HOLDING A SIGN SAYING "GO ON AN AWESOME ADVENTURE, DAMMNIT!" , SO I MIGHT AS WELL!"
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Adolf Hitler started off on his adventure for some random reason..oh and yeah..

Yami Yoshi · 07-30-2003, 05:18 PM

Hitler: NOW...TO GET REVENGE ON THOSE DIRTY AMERICANS!!!

*Hitler and his Gestapo arrive in Washington DC where Bush is giving a speech*

Bush: I have received an anonymous e-mail titled "TEH BLUDDY BRITS WILL NUEK YUO!!!" last night. That informed me that there is a high possibility that the UK is in possession of weapons of mass destruction. We shall give Tony Blair 48 hours to flee the country or he will be faced with military opposition...

Hilter: NEIN!

Bush: Do you have something to say?

*Hilter throws a swastika shaped pretzel at Bush who chokes and dies*

D*ck: MR. PRESIDENT!

Hitler: SHAWDAWP D*CK!!!

*Hitler's Gestapo march all over D*ck*

Hitler: MEIN COUNTRY!!!

To Be Continued...

07-30-2003, 07:03 PM

Episode 3: You crazy Mexicans..

Hitler arrived at Berlin, Germany and went to his house but only to find crazy Mexicans harrassing goats and hurting people, led by none other than WariovsWario! Hitler with a displeased look, walked over and stood in front of WvsW and slapped his face.

WvsW - "GAH! WHAT WAS THAT FO- OH MY GOD IT'S HITLE- er, I mean Adolf, the chicken!"

Hitler - "SHUDAWP, YOU PATHETIC AMEERICAN, MEXICAN, WHATEVER! STOP OR YOU SHALL BE NEIN ALIVE!"

WvsW stood and looked back at his Mexican "army" then back at Adolf. WvsW laughed and encouraged his men to laugh also. WvsW and his men laughed for at least 2 minutes. Then WvsW spoke:

WvsW - "Hahahah! Now prepare to die!"

WvsW and his men grabbed their paintball guns filled with..erm..SPIKES at Adolf Hitler. Hitler quickly took refuge behind a rock and shot bullets out of his luger. The battle was intense..kinda..and Hitler got hit with the spike filled painballs in the leg twice..

Hitler - "GAH, DAMMNIT!" Hitler screamed when a sudden voice came..

?? - "Hitler, I am DVGBA, I am your inner voice. Do not give up-

Hitler - "DAMN IT! WHO SAID I WAS GIVING UP? SHUDDAP AND GO AWAY!"

DVGBA - "Sheesh calm down..gah I'll hampsters are more fun to talk to..

To be continued..

08-01-2003, 02:04 PM

Defeat was Nigh for our trenchcoatted commander, but suddenly, Hitler pulled out his greatest prototype weapon: The poncho.

Quickly, WvW's army was wiped out into oblivion. WariovsWario cowered on the ground before the might of someone so great. He instantly threw his head into a rock to save himself from his fate, but was caught in mid-air by Hitler's large, Nazi-symboled boot. Hitler then started his blitzerkreg-fu and beat everything in WvW's body out of him. He then left his puny enemy without his warm socks, leaving him to only the inner pair. Those were cold feet...

08-01-2003, 03:11 PM

Hitler decided to goto some random person's house and get them to go on his RANDOM ADVENTURE toi Russia to capture a guy named Sphen and kill the man in charge of Quicky Clean Pants Inc. He decided to go..

He found a random house when someone answered the door.

"Who-IT'S HITLER!WHOO!" "YES ITS ME, FOOL. NOW COME ON AN ADVENTURE.." "THE NAME IS FRED AND I WANT MY COMPLIMENTARY WALRUS SOCKS AND FRENCH WOMEN." "FINE FINE.."

Hitler and Fred went off to Germany to grab weapons, food, water, and pants when suddenly an evil robotic group of Russian Samurais attacked! Hitler thought quickly and though that Fred and himself should kick their asses..But could they? Why is my post so short? Why am I so lazy? Find out on the next episode of..

BATMAN!

er..

ADOLF HITLER'S AWESOME ADVENTURE FEATURING RANDOM PEOPLE!

08-02-2003, 09:13 PM

YES Fred and Hitler joined forces in an attempt to take down the Samurai. Hitler grabbed a bottle of liquid solids from the paints box, and chugged it, giving him the power of GROOooooVe. He then did a Micheal Jackson move, but then threw his hat with razor sharp edges and killed exactly half the ninja people even though there were 47 of them. Fred pulled out a TV and showed reruns of leave it to beaver, defeating the rest of the powerful assailants. Hitler and Fred then dashed awesomely to a jumbo jet and tried to take it to Russia, but then found Russia had a inpenetrable wall of oatmeal bunkering it in. They turned the Jumbo Jet to Aaron Carter's place, as he was the only one capable of this evil.

08-08-2003, 11:34 PM

Hitler and Fred killed Aaron Carter and destroyed the wall. They crossed but some random hobos said to give them sandwiches! Hitler and Fred quickly and took cover as the hobos threw their tuna fish at the duo. Hitler shot bullets to distrcat them while Fred was looking for his portable rocket launcher. The hobos came closer with their Russian language irritating Adolf. "Hurry up Fred!" Hitler said. Fred found the rocket launcher and made quick work of the hobos, but it turned out the hobo leader, Steve, was able to withstand the rocket blasts. Hitler and Fred were amazed. "Haha! Hitler, you and yiour freind stand no chance against my hobo powers!" Steve said as he tosses tuna filled with bombs at the duo of Hitler and Fred. Fred was injured, but Hitler used his last "Quick Fix Medi Kit" on Fred. They took cover behind a rock. Would the duo defeat this dastardly hobo named Steve or periish before his tuna tossing might?

08-16-2003, 09:49 AM

Steve had Fred and Hitler lying down to dodge the assault, as most of the rock had been destroyed by steve. BUT WAIT - Fred pulled out his cheesy ass flute and called the MegaMockery which was just a giant Colin Mockery. Hitler jumped in and they became SUPER MEGA -_!_- ULTRA WARRIORZ!
P
-_!_-----?
/ \

YSE IT RWAS COYUMppLET3D

BUT WAIT! Steve ran over to his home!

Steve: Cardboard box... TRANSFORMATION

(STEVE NOW HAD THE RICHARD NIXON BOT WHAT COULD BE DONE?)

Fred and Hitler were blasted by the foamy Tide(tm) ray of death, and numerous sparks flew out of the MegaMockery for NO REASON AT ALL. The MegaMockery got back up and used it's toothpaste impression. RICHARD NIXON BOT laughed so hard that it's electrical stomach flew open even though that could never happen, for a bunch of reasons. The MegaMockery took out it's MEGA-SUPER-ONE-HIT-KILL-WEAPON, the 63 and a half watt lightbulb. It ignighted and a green lightsaber-esque light came from it. Quickly, and quite loudly, the RICHARD NIXON BOT was no more.

Fred disassembled the robot, and took it back to the store for a 90% refund, but then it became a full refund because of a special "held at gunpoint" discount.

Hitler and Fred decided that going back to Russia would be a good plan. On the way on their GRooooVY Jumbo jet, they heard a news report on how Stalin had escaped death and had put up an oatmeal barrier capeable of withstanding any breach or attempt to get through. It also said the power grid was in GREENLAND. Unfortunatly, Stalin had raised an army of clowns and insurance salesmen to take over the world, and had already conquered 34% of it. Hitler decided it was time to raise a huge army of his own.

Hitler: We shall Blitzerkreig these infidels after we assemble an incredible army.

Fred: Fruit bats taste like meat. They lied about... Where's the remote?

Tim Allen: Honey, I'm HOOOME!

Hitler: He can be cannon fodder.

08-16-2003, 10:14 AM

Hitler and Fred turned Tim Allen into a walking bomb and sent him to Greenland to get the grid, but Stalin had secret super warriors which were really some baptists with sticks. Tim Allen retrieved the grid but the clowns managed to destroy it.. All hope seemed lost but Hitler and Fred managed to get an army of Microsfot employees and old baseball players. The army destroyed the oatmeal but their army was later bombed. The narrator then forgot what happened next and left it up to whoever is next to post..

07-30-2003, 12:44 PM	#1
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Adolf Hitler had lost WWI, WWII or whatever, and managed to lose his life. But one day a random person, randomly, revived Hitler for no apparent reason......READ THE DAMN STORY ALREADY. Berlin, Germany at an excavation site with random people.. Head Archaeologist - "Hm..seems to be something here at this random digging spot..TOM, TOM SELLECK! BRING THE EXCAVATION TOOLS HERE..!" The Head archaeologist yelled out, while his very goodlyful (is that even a word?) payed "servant", Tom Selleck had brought the arcaheologist, HIS RETRO FUNKAY GROOVY McAWESOME EXACAVATION TOOLZ, MAN! The archaeologist began digging and digging when he hit something solid. He looked at it with a shocked expression..it was a perfectly, um.. GAH I FORGET THE WORD, human body! Head Archaeologists - "I do-don't belive this! He seems to be of a German descent..I wonder why.." "Maybe because, WE'RE IN GERMANY!" replied Tom Selleck in an irritated voice. The archaeologist uncovered the body to realize he's Adolf Hitler! Head A. - "Oh, my word.. are you alive..?" Adolf Hitler - "NEIN, DUMBASS! I AM NOT ALIVE..OF COURSE I AM ALIVE, IDIOTIC RANDOM PEOPLE! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, SOME RANDOM GUY NAMED TUB IS HOLDING A SIGN SAYING "GO ON AN AWESOME ADVENTURE, DAMMNIT!" , SO I MIGHT AS WELL!" -- Adolf Hitler started off on his adventure for some random reason..oh and yeah..

07-30-2003, 05:18 PM	#2
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Hitler: NOW...TO GET REVENGE ON THOSE DIRTY AMERICANS!!! Hitler and his Gestapo arrive in Washington DC where Bush is giving a speech Bush: I have received an anonymous e-mail titled "TEH BLUDDY BRITS WILL NUEK YUO!!!" last night. That informed me that there is a high possibility that the UK is in possession of weapons of mass destruction. We shall give Tony Blair 48 hours to flee the country or he will be faced with military opposition... Hilter: NEIN! Bush: Do you have something to say? Hilter throws a swastika shaped pretzel at Bush who chokes and dies Dck: MR. PRESIDENT! Hitler: SHAWDAWP DCK!!! Hitler's Gestapo march all over Dck* Hitler: MEIN COUNTRY!!! To Be Continued...

07-30-2003, 07:03 PM	#3
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Episode 3: You crazy Mexicans.. Hitler arrived at Berlin, Germany and went to his house but only to find crazy Mexicans harrassing goats and hurting people, led by none other than WariovsWario! Hitler with a displeased look, walked over and stood in front of WvsW and slapped his face. WvsW - "GAH! WHAT WAS THAT FO- OH MY GOD IT'S HITLE- er, I mean Adolf, the chicken!" Hitler - "SHUDAWP, YOU PATHETIC AMEERICAN, MEXICAN, WHATEVER! STOP OR YOU SHALL BE NEIN ALIVE!" WvsW stood and looked back at his Mexican "army" then back at Adolf. WvsW laughed and encouraged his men to laugh also. WvsW and his men laughed for at least 2 minutes. Then WvsW spoke: WvsW - "Hahahah! Now prepare to die!" WvsW and his men grabbed their paintball guns filled with..erm..SPIKES at Adolf Hitler. Hitler quickly took refuge behind a rock and shot bullets out of his luger. The battle was intense..kinda..and Hitler got hit with the spike filled painballs in the leg twice.. Hitler - "GAH, DAMMNIT!" Hitler screamed when a sudden voice came.. ?? - "Hitler, I am DVGBA, I am your inner voice. Do not give up- Hitler - "DAMN IT! WHO SAID I WAS GIVING UP? SHUDDAP AND GO AWAY!" DVGBA - "Sheesh calm down..gah I'll hampsters are more fun to talk to.. To be continued..

08-01-2003, 02:04 PM	#4
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	Defeat was Nigh for our trenchcoatted commander, but suddenly, Hitler pulled out his greatest prototype weapon: The poncho. Quickly, WvW's army was wiped out into oblivion. WariovsWario cowered on the ground before the might of someone so great. He instantly threw his head into a rock to save himself from his fate, but was caught in mid-air by Hitler's large, Nazi-symboled boot. Hitler then started his blitzerkreg-fu and beat everything in WvW's body out of him. He then left his puny enemy without his warm socks, leaving him to only the inner pair. Those were cold feet...

08-01-2003, 03:11 PM	#5
Dark_Mario7 Guest Posts: n/a	Hitler decided to goto some random person's house and get them to go on his RANDOM ADVENTURE toi Russia to capture a guy named Sphen and kill the man in charge of Quicky Clean Pants Inc. He decided to go.. He found a random house when someone answered the door. "Who-IT'S HITLER!WHOO!" "YES ITS ME, FOOL. NOW COME ON AN ADVENTURE.." "THE NAME IS FRED AND I WANT MY COMPLIMENTARY WALRUS SOCKS AND FRENCH WOMEN." "FINE FINE.." Hitler and Fred went off to Germany to grab weapons, food, water, and pants when suddenly an evil robotic group of Russian Samurais attacked! Hitler thought quickly and though that Fred and himself should kick their asses..But could they? Why is my post so short? Why am I so lazy? Find out on the next episode of.. BATMAN! er.. ADOLF HITLER'S AWESOME ADVENTURE FEATURING RANDOM PEOPLE!

08-02-2003, 09:13 PM	#6
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	YES Fred and Hitler joined forces in an attempt to take down the Samurai. Hitler grabbed a bottle of liquid solids from the paints box, and chugged it, giving him the power of GROOooooVe. He then did a Micheal Jackson move, but then threw his hat with razor sharp edges and killed exactly half the ninja people even though there were 47 of them. Fred pulled out a TV and showed reruns of leave it to beaver, defeating the rest of the powerful assailants. Hitler and Fred then dashed awesomely to a jumbo jet and tried to take it to Russia, but then found Russia had a inpenetrable wall of oatmeal bunkering it in. They turned the Jumbo Jet to Aaron Carter's place, as he was the only one capable of this evil.

08-08-2003, 11:34 PM	#7
GI Jimbo Guest Posts: n/a	Hitler and Fred killed Aaron Carter and destroyed the wall. They crossed but some random hobos said to give them sandwiches! Hitler and Fred quickly and took cover as the hobos threw their tuna fish at the duo. Hitler shot bullets to distrcat them while Fred was looking for his portable rocket launcher. The hobos came closer with their Russian language irritating Adolf. "Hurry up Fred!" Hitler said. Fred found the rocket launcher and made quick work of the hobos, but it turned out the hobo leader, Steve, was able to withstand the rocket blasts. Hitler and Fred were amazed. "Haha! Hitler, you and yiour freind stand no chance against my hobo powers!" Steve said as he tosses tuna filled with bombs at the duo of Hitler and Fred. Fred was injured, but Hitler used his last "Quick Fix Medi Kit" on Fred. They took cover behind a rock. Would the duo defeat this dastardly hobo named Steve or periish before his tuna tossing might?

08-16-2003, 09:49 AM	#8
Fred_In_Bed Guest Posts: n/a	Steve had Fred and Hitler lying down to dodge the assault, as most of the rock had been destroyed by steve. BUT WAIT - Fred pulled out his cheesy ass flute and called the MegaMockery which was just a giant Colin Mockery. Hitler jumped in and they became SUPER MEGA -_!_- ULTRA WARRIORZ! P -_!_-----? / \ YSE IT RWAS COYUMppLET3D BUT WAIT! Steve ran over to his home! Steve: Cardboard box... TRANSFORMATION (STEVE NOW HAD THE RICHARD NIXON BOT WHAT COULD BE DONE?) Fred and Hitler were blasted by the foamy Tide(tm) ray of death, and numerous sparks flew out of the MegaMockery for NO REASON AT ALL. The MegaMockery got back up and used it's toothpaste impression. RICHARD NIXON BOT laughed so hard that it's electrical stomach flew open even though that could never happen, for a bunch of reasons. The MegaMockery took out it's MEGA-SUPER-ONE-HIT-KILL-WEAPON, the 63 and a half watt lightbulb. It ignighted and a green lightsaber-esque light came from it. Quickly, and quite loudly, the RICHARD NIXON BOT was no more. Fred disassembled the robot, and took it back to the store for a 90% refund, but then it became a full refund because of a special "held at gunpoint" discount. Hitler and Fred decided that going back to Russia would be a good plan. On the way on their GRooooVY Jumbo jet, they heard a news report on how Stalin had escaped death and had put up an oatmeal barrier capeable of withstanding any breach or attempt to get through. It also said the power grid was in GREENLAND. Unfortunatly, Stalin had raised an army of clowns and insurance salesmen to take over the world, and had already conquered 34% of it. Hitler decided it was time to raise a huge army of his own. Hitler: We shall Blitzerkreig these infidels after we assemble an incredible army. Fred: Fruit bats taste like meat. They lied about... Where's the remote? Tim Allen: Honey, I'm HOOOME! Hitler: He can be cannon fodder.

08-16-2003, 10:14 AM	#9
GI Jimbo Guest Posts: n/a	Hitler and Fred turned Tim Allen into a walking bomb and sent him to Greenland to get the grid, but Stalin had secret super warriors which were really some baptists with sticks. Tim Allen retrieved the grid but the clowns managed to destroy it.. All hope seemed lost but Hitler and Fred managed to get an army of Microsfot employees and old baseball players. The army destroyed the oatmeal but their army was later bombed. The narrator then forgot what happened next and left it up to whoever is next to post..