Check it out, first one, prolly sucks :-P

Turkbad Mall, Afghanistan (or something like it)

The putrid smell of Llama was coming from Osama's Llama's slav...err...pet store. Yami avoided it as much as possible. But then came Saddam's Bar and Brewery. Now THAT'S where Yami wanted to be. He walked in and told his Mother that he would be right out.

Seven hours later, Yami came out loaded to find his mother missing! At first he didn't care because he was so drunk he didn't even know that he had a mother. After about an hour and 12 minutes and 23 seconds he realized that his mother was very patient and would never run off! It had to be the Afghanistan Terrorists. Yami rushed to the Terrorist Nukes and Supplies store right down the hall. As he got there, he saw his mama tied up with a gag in her mouth!

Osama, (Apparently the Leader) ripped the gag out and Yami's Mama exclaimed, "What in the name of Satan's bloody god damn hell do you think yo doin' you foo!" She suddenly swiped out her WhipLash purse and striked Osama 'cross the face. There was a whopping red mark on his left cheek. Osama struck back with his Mini Planes of Terror. He wound them up and let them fly right into Yami’s Mama. They exploded on impact and sent Yami’s Mama hurtling across the room.

Then she did the whistle-doo and her husband, Fat Man came. He pulled out his Cheese ray and sprayed Osama. Boy, did he overdo it. Osama sent several mini-bombs flying towards him. Quickly, he used his sticky gobs of fat and stopped them in their tracks. They exploded into a disgusting blubberish mess. Quickly, Fat Man did the whistle-doo-too and in came Fat Boy! He swiped out a Fatarang and it erupted on impact.

Osama did his whistle-doodley-doo and in came Osama’s Mama! She pulled out a little white packet, put a mini bomb on it and sent it hurtling towards Fat Boy. Fat Man thought quickly thinking, “It’s Anthrax with a hint of lemon!” He jumped in front just in time and retaliated by sending the anthrax speeding back. It exploded just when it got to the Bin Ladens’ and they caught the horrible deathly disease.

Just then, Saddam came in! He took out a blast-o-ray and sent Fat Man and Fat Boy flying! Quickly, Saddam took out a nano-nuke, a miniature version of a real nuke. It slammed into Fat Man, nested inside, and detonated making fat fly everywhere. It burned Fat Boy and Yami’s Mama to a crisp. All of the sudden when Saddam thought that he had won, Yami had still survived! Yami grabbed a masamune retailed at $9.99 and poked Saddam to his bloody, yet ticklish death. Yami had won! w00t w00t!

He did his victory dance and suddenly in came HotD with her Roasted Marshmallows of Doom! The flaming bullet-like, crispy marshmallows burned right through Yami. He had just enough enery left to do his whistley-doodle-tee-doo. In came SD. She lit an Ocarina Pendant filled with lighter fluid and chucked it at HotD. HotD was covered with marshmallow goo so the Pendant stuck to her. She sighed, “Aw crap,” Just then the Pendant exploded bringing HotD to her sticky death. SD had one! w00t! So off she went to max out her credit card in the rest of the mall on illegal items.

What will happen next?!?!? o.O

To find out, read the next issue entitled, Saria Dragon Maxes Out!

The End. (Or is it? o.O)

Swamp

[ August 01, 2003, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: Swampdoggy ]

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