Yu-Gi-Oh meets Pokemon - The Worst Crossover Ever

[Just continue the story after each post. You may add one character that you have created yourself.]

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Jessie: "Prepare for trouble.."

James: "..and make it double.

Jessie: "To protect the world from devistation."

James: "To unite all people's within our nation."

Jessie: "To denounce to evils of truth and love."

James: "To extend our reach to the stars above."

Jessie: "JESSIE!"

James: "JAMES!"

Jessie: "Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light."

James: "Surrender now or prepare to fight."

Meowth: "MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!"

The "Gang": "TEAM ROCKET!"

Brock, Misty and Ash stared at Team Rocket, and knew they were going to try and capture that annoying little rat.. They waited for the line involving handing over Pickachu..

Team Rocket: "HAND OVER YOUR PICKACHU!"

Before Ash could say "Never! Pikachu: THUNDER SHOCK!", Team Rocket pressed a switch and the ground shook below them. Team Rocket grinned and a giant suit of metal, looking like a Meowth covered Team Rocket. Ash, as usual, told Pikachu to use a thunder shock, but to no use.

James: "Haha! This "Meowth Robot 2000 Deluxe", is immune to your pikachu's shocks. Give up now!"

Ash: "Never!

Jessie: "Haha! The twirp doesn't stand a chance! MEOWTH! PRESS THE SWITCH!" screamed Jessie.

Meowth: "Aye aye, Jessie!"

Meowth pressed a red switch, that activated a hand that qucikly grabbed Pikachu. Ash was then puched by the machine, and sent flying into Brock and Misty.

Ash: "OUCH! THAT HURT, YOU MEANIES!" said Ash in a very annoying-like voice.

Team Rocket: "..."

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Yugi: "There's a new kid at school!"

Tea: "LEST BE FREDNS WTHI HIM!!!1"

Joey: "I WANNA CHALLENGE HIM TO A DUEL!"

Tristan: "I EAT CHEERIOS FOR BREAKFAST!"

The four walked to the kid's house and knocked on the door. It opened, but noone answered. They hearn loud noises around the corner. They, of course, went around.

Yugi: "Hello. What is your name?"

Jim: "It's Jim--WAIT WHO ARE YOU!?"

Tea: "LEST BE FREDNDS!!!1"

Joey: "I AM A LOSER! GO JOEY!"

Tristan: "I EAT CHEERIOS! YEAH!"

Jim got one of those anime sweatdrops, or whatever, and continued to work. Yugi asked what he was constructing and replied, a place/time machine. Yugi and gang offered to be the test subject.

Jim: "Ready?"

Yugi: "Yes."

Tea: "LEST BE FREDNS!!1"

Joey: "Tea..I hate you."

Tristan: "I SMELL A LAWSUIT! YEAH!"

Jim pulled a switch and pressed many switches and Yugi, Tea, Joey, and Tristan were sorrounded by a white flash and vanished. Jim gave a little dance and fell on a knife. He died...or whatever..

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Pikachu: "PIKA!"

Ash: "GET OFF OF PIKACHU!"

Brock & Misty: "YEAH!"

Jessie: "Hahah! You reall--

A bright flash appeared next to the Meowth Robot 2000 Deluxe and 4 kids appeared. Yugi and his gang exchanged glances with Ash and his "gang". Team Rocket ran off with Pikachu, when Ash realized too late.

Ash: "NOO! THEY GOT PIKACHU!"

Yugi: "Pikachu? Must be a new card--IT'S MARIK!

Tea: "LEST BE-"

Tristan: "SHUT THE HELL UP TEA!"

Tea: "..ok"

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Ash and friedns do all the explaining about pokemon while yugi does all the dueling explaination. Than here's the very odd and seemingly me bragging about gaming skills, I come over(as of the pokemon R/S guy) and they ask for my help(I'll only use my main dudes). I agree, and send Psybird(Xatu) and see if he can sense thier location. But also Marik comes along. What a shocker. Yami quickly tries to banish his mind to the shadow realm, but Marik takes over Yami's mind! He play's the card elf of transportaion and they go poof...(F.Y.I. Main pokemon in my team. PNcharge-magneton, dark leaf-shiftry, hot shot-blaziken, sharker-sharpedo, dragonic-salamence, psybird-Xatu)

Then RudeKaiser dies.

Rudekaiser loses quite badly.

OMFG Ash puts together a much bigger than his "gang" posse, that goes and busts a cap on Team Rocket, killing them, instead of shocking them because they always live that way.

HEY YA'll, TOOK AWAY THE BEST PART. [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img]
ANd I'll have you know on my file my name isn't RudeKaiser. ANd my online nickname is RudeKaiser99, not Rudekaiser. so there. And ya'll just really took me out of the picture and instead of conitnuing the story. SO take this.

Story: But then Joey plays momster reborn and spell of safety, bringing me back to life and now I can't die unless I'm willing to.(END) And ya'll never even say how I did die.

Rudekaiser gets ran over by a horde of McDonald's employees and dies again.

Rudekaiser uses his Powerz of Insane Cheapness/Retardedness and comes back to life. Again. Before getting shot in the head by Legion with his Super Awesome Manic Killing Gun Of Which There Is No Way To Revive Yourself After Being Killed By It And Also Negates All Effects Of Duel Monster Cards And Other Revival Items (TM)(Or the SAMKGOWTINWTRYABKBIAANAEODMCAORI for short.)

HEY YA'll, TOOK AWAY THE BEST PART.

Y'all? Please tell me you aren't V-Mon.

[ August 18, 2003, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Legion Is Talking In Third-Person ]

But now my pokemon make a clone of me and psybird creates a psychic barrier around me. Ya'll have to break the barrier first. Than psybird just quickly creates another 1. Than Team Magma and Team Aqua show up and try to steal the red and blue orbs from mt. pyre.(thats where verybody was there. Oh and guy below me thinks hes clever, if it wasn't for me, this wouldn't have been cpntinued. I got it to the top of the screen so it would be noticed and replied to.

This is SO awesome...

Then RudeKaiser was transported to Family Feud. Louie Anderson was making the category.

RudeKaiser: "Where am I?"
Anderson: "Let's see if that is on the board!"

*BEEP*

Anderson: "Sorry but no. YOU LOSE!"

Anderson pulled a switch and Kaiser landed in a dark pit. Up to his waist, water sorrounded him. Footsteps were heard coming closer when suddenly..

V-mon: "IEC ADN FOOTBALLZ R ELEMNETS LOLOLOLO!!!1"
Kaiser: "NOO!!"

How would RudeKaiser get out of this one? Does anyone care? Probably not.

I can think of something really funny to say here,but I don't wanna get banned.

remember that psychic barrier? It protected me from being teleported. Ya know that dark pit where I yelled and there was that wierd talking, I didn't understand it all.

*rubs away some dust on the SAMKGOWTINWTRYABKBIAANAEODMCAORI*

Hey, there some more here. It's now the...

Super Awesome Manic Killing Gun Of Which There Is No Way To Revive Yourself After Being Killed By It And Also Negates All Effects Of Duel Monster Cards And Other Revival Items And Stops Cloning Of The Deceased (TM) (Or the SAMKGOWTINWTRYABKBIAANAEODMCAORIASCTD for short.)

*a huge plothole appears and swallows RudeKaiser up, depositing him next to V-Mon again*

[ August 20, 2003, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Legion Is Confused. Ignore Him. ]

Thing is, it says manic killing. I'm not a manic. Theguybelowmethinkshesclever is a maniac.

V-Mon proceeded to sexually harass RudeKaiser..

..and that's how I got my first brain tumor..

Quickly an anit-cheapness ray zaps RudeKaiser and all his gay pokemon friends. He tries to rape them in public, but is destroyed by the robot arm extension given to Alex Trebek. "Oooh, "what is I'm a ****ing hobo that lives in a tree and can't stop masturbating, so it's fine to destroy me with a robotic arm extension if you are alex Trebek and then correct your answer." It's DarkMario's turn, right after these commercials."

[ August 22, 2003, 01:07 AM: Message edited by: Fred in pimpin cuban hat ]

Ronald McDonald gets in the TravoltaMobile along with John Travolta. Ronald quickly grabbs a fish and repeadly smacks RudeKaiser in the face. Travolta throws a pair of high heel shoes directly into RudeKaiser's face. RudeKaiser screams something like "WHY Ya'LL BE'AN MEAN TUH' MEH!!!??" and falls down. Then, a Russian bomber bombs RuudeKaiser with tacos. John and Ronald start boxing when Tim Allen comes in and joins the French Navy..

Back to Sports, with Fred..

RudeKaiser.

Look 'manic' up in a dictionary. You can't 'be' a manic. Manic is an adjective. (As if you'd know what that is.)

3 things.

1. Who the heck is Alex Trebek?

2. A maniac can also be somebody who is demented. That's what it said in my dictionary.(Well that it said something less strong than demented but, who cares.

3. Last time I checked this story was supposed be the worst crossover ever between yugioh and pokemon, not a harmless Kaiser being sexually arrassed, being shot, being teleported to family fued, being tacoed by a russian bomber, and falling down a pit due to Family Dued. Come on people, let's see this back on subject. Let's make a deal. I'll shut up and stop using my amazing and unbeatable comebacks if you go back and ignore those replies of me,(except for actual plot considering Marik and the elementally opposed teams. ) So do we have a deal?

0_o Weirdo. I hope you die and rot in Funcoland and your brain goes for auction on E-bay.

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[ August 23, 2003, 09:30 AM: Message edited by: Lemon is back. ]