The Day Link did Stuff, which Resulted in Chaos

08-30-2003, 05:37 PM

Link sat on the stump wondering about life, like he really cared. He decided he was sick of doinbg the same old saving Hyrule and such routine.

Link: I AM GOING OUT IN THE WORLD! I SHALL JOURNEY FAR AND WIDE! TO GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!

Link stood up off of the stump and grabbed his sword and shield. He swung his sword in front of him, while his eyes were closed. He heard a "clunk" type sound meaning he made contact with somehing. Link opened his eyes and looked in frnt of him. He saw nothing. He then looked at the ground, where a fat man lay.

Link: Uh..ARE YOU ALIVE, FAT MAN? IF YOU ARE NOT, DON'T SAY ANYTHING..uh..

He took a closer look at the fat man and was shocked: he had killed Mario! Link walked backwards slowly until he bumped into something. He slowly turned around and saw a tall man with a weapon in his hand.

Man: Link: You are charged with murdering a Nintendo character. You are under arrest.

Link: WHO ARE YOU!?

Man: I am part of the Nintendo police department. You are coming with me!

Link: NEVER!

Link swung his sword towards the man's chest. He heard the same "clunk" sound like he heard earlier. He looked at the ground, realizing the man was unconcious..or dead.

Link: I DID IT AGAIN! Hm..TIME TO RUN. ONWARD!

08-30-2003, 06:06 PM

*Link very discreetly tosses Mario's and the guard's bodies in the river, wearing a trenchcoat and shades. Suddenly, the wind blows away his costume and news reporters leap out from nowhere. The tape of thew incident i aired on every television channel, radio, and website in th entire universe, with a one trillion billion kazillion dillion bdingawingadillion famillion sharillion baddillion million thousaud dollar and 5 cents reward being put on his head.*

Link: Aw crap! (runs of and tries to pull the price tag off his head.)
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"Don't criticize someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes."

[ August 30, 2003, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: THERE IS NO MOON ]

09-02-2003, 03:31 PM

*Meanwhile back at SwordMaster's pad full of cheesecake*

SM: "I wonder what's on TV today..."

Reporter: "...and in other news today the plumber known as Mario was murdered by the Hero of Time himself, Link. The plumber was reportedly stabbed 4785 times, although some sources say it was just once. Link is wanted for killing Mario, a guard, and several local chickens. A reward will be given to whomever captures this sick bastard... back to you Tom."

SM: "A reward!? I'll go get that chicken killer! Link's just a wannabe anyway, I'm the Master of Swords!"

Link: "Not true!"

SM: "Shut up, pansy, you're not supposed to be here. You're in the next scene."

Link: "Oh right."

*The next scene...*

Link: "Oh no. I'm in deep dog doo doo."

*SM shows up*

SM: "En Garde!"

Link: "

..."

08-30-2003, 05:37 PM	#1
d_m Guest Posts: n/a	Link sat on the stump wondering about life, like he really cared. He decided he was sick of doinbg the same old saving Hyrule and such routine. Link: I AM GOING OUT IN THE WORLD! I SHALL JOURNEY FAR AND WIDE! TO GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE! Link stood up off of the stump and grabbed his sword and shield. He swung his sword in front of him, while his eyes were closed. He heard a "clunk" type sound meaning he made contact with somehing. Link opened his eyes and looked in frnt of him. He saw nothing. He then looked at the ground, where a fat man lay. Link: Uh..ARE YOU ALIVE, FAT MAN? IF YOU ARE NOT, DON'T SAY ANYTHING..uh.. He took a closer look at the fat man and was shocked: he had killed Mario! Link walked backwards slowly until he bumped into something. He slowly turned around and saw a tall man with a weapon in his hand. Man: Link: You are charged with murdering a Nintendo character. You are under arrest. Link: WHO ARE YOU!? Man: I am part of the Nintendo police department. You are coming with me! Link: NEVER! Link swung his sword towards the man's chest. He heard the same "clunk" sound like he heard earlier. He looked at the ground, realizing the man was unconcious..or dead. Link: I DID IT AGAIN! Hm..TIME TO RUN. ONWARD!

08-30-2003, 06:06 PM	#2
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	Link very discreetly tosses Mario's and the guard's bodies in the river, wearing a trenchcoat and shades. Suddenly, the wind blows away his costume and news reporters leap out from nowhere. The tape of thew incident i aired on every television channel, radio, and website in th entire universe, with a one trillion billion kazillion dillion bdingawingadillion famillion sharillion baddillion million thousaud dollar and 5 cents reward being put on his head. Link: Aw crap! (runs of and tries to pull the price tag off his head.) ------------------------------------------------- "Don't criticize someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes." [ August 30, 2003, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: THERE IS NO MOON ]

09-02-2003, 03:31 PM	#3
SwordMaster Guest Posts: n/a	Meanwhile back at SwordMaster's pad full of cheesecake SM: "I wonder what's on TV today..." Reporter: "...and in other news today the plumber known as Mario was murdered by the Hero of Time himself, Link. The plumber was reportedly stabbed 4785 times, although some sources say it was just once. Link is wanted for killing Mario, a guard, and several local chickens. A reward will be given to whomever captures this sick bastard... back to you Tom." SM: "A reward!? I'll go get that chicken killer! Link's just a wannabe anyway, I'm the Master of Swords!" Link: "Not true!" SM: "Shut up, pansy, you're not supposed to be here. You're in the next scene." Link: "Oh right." The next scene... Link: "Oh no. I'm in deep dog doo doo." SM shows up SM: "En Garde!" Link: " ..."