The Marriage and Divorce of Miyamoto

Lemonjello · 09-06-2003, 02:34 AM

This is the continuation of Miyamoto's daily life, with many twists and turns.

Narrator: Our story begins in an aging 7-11 somewhere in Sendai, where Met and Gaspar are selling cigarettes to Wiyamoto.

Wiyamoto: C'mon guys! Tell me about the new games!

Met: I don't even know you! Go away!

Gaspar: Isn't this a rip off of the first episode of the Life and Adventures?

Met: Silence! This is not some bizzare series of events crafted by authors to authors to appeal to the tastes of the uneducated masses! This is much more! This is history in the making! These events shall shape the modern world! They will shake the very foudations of culture the world over! You think Mao was upheaving the culture f China? Well, he was starting a short lived fad compared to what we are doing! After this is done and over, you won't even be able to know to anything from getting married to ordering coffee at McDonald's! THIS is the new cultural revolution!

Wiyamoto: I'm sorry, but you lose. *Wiyamoto takes off his mask to reveal...*

Gaspar: Miyamoto!

Miyamoto: Yes, it is I! I have come to save Christmas from Revengeosoft!

Met: But aren't you dead?

Miyamoto: Yeah, but ********** never did get around to filling up that one plot hole.

Gaspar: And why would Revengeosoft want to destroy Christmas? They make loads of money off of their games then.

Miyamoto: Now is not the time to question my self-centered and revenge dominated motives! To the Batmobile!

(Wozby pulls up to the 7-11 in the Batmobile.)

Met: Wha..? Where did you get the Batmobile?!

Miyamoto: DO NOT QUESTION THE PLOT.

To be continued...

NEXT TIME ON THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES

Willy Higinbotham: You fool! My army of Goodyear blimps will never fall!

Ringo Starr: You have failed, Miyamoto-san. Prepare to be Leskoized.

The Three Stooges: NEVER. Insert the overused movie line here, Miyamoto!

09-06-2003, 08:05 AM

*The BatMobile drives off wildly.*

Gasper: After him!

*The chase contines until a laser beam from a GoodYear blimp destroys the BatMobile's cupholder, its sacred weakness. Miyamoto leaps out of the BatMobile before it crashes into a rivine and explode, only t find himself facing Willy Higinbotham and Ringo Star, with the army of blimps.*

Willy Higinbotham: You fool! My army of Goodyear blimps will never fall!

Ringo Starr: You have failed, Miyamoto-san. Prepare to be Leskoized.

The Three Stooges: NEVER. Insert the overused movie line here, Miyamoto!

Miyamoto: I had a father. His name was Ben Parker!

*Miyamoto sweepkicks Ringo and Willy, then tosses a rubber duckie at the blimps, causing them to explode. Miyamoto then steals a car and drives off to parts unknown.*

NEXT TIME ON THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES

Miyamoto: Uhh...I can't beat these guys...

Lupus: You are no match for the Power of Cheese, am I right Sir Setzer?

**********: YOU ARE POLITICALLY INCORRECT.

Fred: Whatever. Miyamoto loses, very badly.

Rob Schneider: THE TIME HAS COME!!11

09-06-2003, 02:34 AM	#1
Lemonjello Used to be cool. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mother Russia Posts: 313 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This is the continuation of Miyamoto's daily life, with many twists and turns. Narrator: Our story begins in an aging 7-11 somewhere in Sendai, where Met and Gaspar are selling cigarettes to Wiyamoto. Wiyamoto: C'mon guys! Tell me about the new games! Met: I don't even know you! Go away! Gaspar: Isn't this a rip off of the first episode of the Life and Adventures? Met: Silence! This is not some bizzare series of events crafted by authors to authors to appeal to the tastes of the uneducated masses! This is much more! This is history in the making! These events shall shape the modern world! They will shake the very foudations of culture the world over! You think Mao was upheaving the culture f China? Well, he was starting a short lived fad compared to what we are doing! After this is done and over, you won't even be able to know to anything from getting married to ordering coffee at McDonald's! THIS is the new cultural revolution! Wiyamoto: I'm sorry, but you lose. Wiyamoto takes off his mask to reveal... Gaspar: Miyamoto! Miyamoto: Yes, it is I! I have come to save Christmas from Revengeosoft! Met: But aren't you dead? Miyamoto: Yeah, but ********** never did get around to filling up that one plot hole. Gaspar: And why would Revengeosoft want to destroy Christmas? They make loads of money off of their games then. Miyamoto: Now is not the time to question my self-centered and revenge dominated motives! To the Batmobile! (Wozby pulls up to the 7-11 in the Batmobile.) Met: Wha..? Where did you get the Batmobile?! Miyamoto: DO NOT QUESTION THE PLOT. To be continued... NEXT TIME ON THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES Willy Higinbotham: You fool! My army of Goodyear blimps will never fall! Ringo Starr: You have failed, Miyamoto-san. Prepare to be Leskoized. The Three Stooges: NEVER. Insert the overused movie line here, Miyamoto!

09-06-2003, 08:05 AM	#2
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	The BatMobile drives off wildly. Gasper: After him! The chase contines until a laser beam from a GoodYear blimp destroys the BatMobile's cupholder, its sacred weakness. Miyamoto leaps out of the BatMobile before it crashes into a rivine and explode, only t find himself facing Willy Higinbotham and Ringo Star, with the army of blimps. Willy Higinbotham: You fool! My army of Goodyear blimps will never fall! Ringo Starr: You have failed, Miyamoto-san. Prepare to be Leskoized. The Three Stooges: NEVER. Insert the overused movie line here, Miyamoto! Miyamoto: I had a father. His name was Ben Parker! Miyamoto sweepkicks Ringo and Willy, then tosses a rubber duckie at the blimps, causing them to explode. Miyamoto then steals a car and drives off to parts unknown. NEXT TIME ON THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES Miyamoto: Uhh...I can't beat these guys... Lupus: You are no match for the Power of Cheese, am I right Sir Setzer? **********: YOU ARE POLITICALLY INCORRECT. Fred: Whatever. Miyamoto loses, very badly. Rob Schneider: THE TIME HAS COME!!11