The incredibly strange misadventures through Time and Space CYOA

09-20-2003, 05:15 PM

I was planning on putting this in the NC forum, but I'd figure it belongs here alot more.

*Lord Rolf's castle*

Lord Rolf: But Lord Vayne! our kingdoms have been in peace for years! Why break it now?

Lord Vayne grabbed Lord Rolf's collar.

Lord Vayne: Your kingdom has many things I desire-And Peace isn't one of them!

Meanwhile, a boy with blue hair, light green jacket, red shirt, and blue jeans sits on a rock.

Douglas: Man, it sure is quiet today. I think i'm just gonna go home and do nothing all day...When i get bored of playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and Ape escape definatly...Why did I just get a chill down my spine when I said that?

Douglas jumped down from the rock.

Douglas: Hey! A smart rock!

Douglas picked up the small pebble and put it in his pocket.

Douglas: This could really come in handy for later.

Douglas walked to town.

Douglas: I should to see Bill and Fred. They live in the centre of town...Why am I talking to myself?

Douglas decided to go to Bill and Fred's house.

Douglas: Hello? Can I come in?

Fred: Yeah sure.

Douglas entered Bill and Fred's house.

Bill: Hey Doug. Did you hear about what happened at the castle this morning?

Douglas: No.

Fred: well, I don't either. I just heard something happened at the castle this morning.

Douglas: And you're gonna want me to find out, right?

Fred: Yeah.

Douglas left Bill and Fred's house and went out to the castle. The castle doors were usually open, but this time, they were being guarded by guards with the Red lion crest on their sheilds.

Douglas: What?! That's Vayne's crest! What are you doing here?

Guard 1: This is the new castle of Lord Vayne. And this is his new kingdom too.

Douglas: He just marched in?

Guard 1: Yes. No go on your merry way and act like nothing happened.

Douglas: This is absurd!

Douglas ran back to Bill and Fred's house.

Douglas: BILL!! FRED!! Vayne took over the castle!!

Bill: What?!

Fred: No way!! I wanted to do that!

Bill: So, are we just gonna march in and overthrow Vayne?

Douglas: Um...I guess so.

Fred: And we're coming too! Your Red Magic and Genji Gun is too weak to beat him alone.

Douglas:

You forget that I know Ultima and Saved the world from Watergate Industries.

Bill: Yeah, but you had Purest Neutral, Daklon, Ashley, and I can go on forever.

Bill and Fred joined Douglas's party.

Fred: We have a-

Douglas and Bill: DON'T SAY IT!!!

Bill: Well, how do we get in?

Fred: How about we get in from the back? There's a warphole in our closet that leads us to the outhouse outback. I used it to get the Toilet paper to T.P Bolt's house!!

(Flashback)

Bolt: All right, who ever TP'd my house....

(End Flashback)

Bill, Douglas, and Fred decided to use the warp hole to go to the outhouse outback. When they walked through, they were stopped by guards.

Guard 1: This outhouse is under quatertine due to unexplained disappearances. No one is allowed to enter or exit it, so get back in there.

Fred:

Damn, should have expected that! WEll, how do we get in now?

A. By defeating the guards in front

B. By TPing the castle as a distraction

C. By having Cyborg 006 drug the guards and then waltz in while everyone is asleep

D. Disco Disco Disco! (It will work FYI)

09-21-2003, 04:17 PM

09-27-2003, 03:24 PM

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After a minute of Discoing the guards run away.

Bill:Let's go in.

They go into into a 10ft by 10ft room with an orc in it.

Douglas:It's one of Lord Vayne's minions!Kill it!

Fred

eath Ray!

Orc:No!I...

Before he can finish he is death rayed to death.

Then a chest materalizes.

Bill:Let's open it!

They open it and find a note:
If you are reading this you killed the orc who knew the location of the Boss Key Mwahahahahaha!

Bill

arn

Douglas:Let's go walk around the castle.

They walk around.

After an hour Guards attack.

A.Fight!
B.Flight!
C.Diplomacy!
D.Disco!Disco!Disco!

09-21-2003, 04:17 PM	#2
DrakMaerio Guest Posts: n/a	Moo

09-27-2003, 03:24 PM	#3
Migh.T Guest Posts: n/a	D After a minute of Discoing the guards run away. Bill:Let's go in. They go into into a 10ft by 10ft room with an orc in it. Douglas:It's one of Lord Vayne's minions!Kill it! Fredeath Ray! Orc:No!I... Before he can finish he is death rayed to death. Then a chest materalizes. Bill:Let's open it! They open it and find a note: If you are reading this you killed the orc who knew the location of the Boss Key Mwahahahahaha! Billarn Douglas:Let's go walk around the castle. They walk around. After an hour Guards attack. A.Fight! B.Flight! C.Diplomacy! D.Disco!Disco!Disco!

09-20-2003, 05:15 PM	#1
Sim Kid Guest Posts: n/a	I was planning on putting this in the NC forum, but I'd figure it belongs here alot more. Lord Rolf's castle Lord Rolf: But Lord Vayne! our kingdoms have been in peace for years! Why break it now? Lord Vayne grabbed Lord Rolf's collar. Lord Vayne: Your kingdom has many things I desire-And Peace isn't one of them! Meanwhile, a boy with blue hair, light green jacket, red shirt, and blue jeans sits on a rock. Douglas: Man, it sure is quiet today. I think i'm just gonna go home and do nothing all day...When i get bored of playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and Ape escape definatly...Why did I just get a chill down my spine when I said that? Douglas jumped down from the rock. Douglas: Hey! A smart rock! Douglas picked up the small pebble and put it in his pocket. Douglas: This could really come in handy for later. Douglas walked to town. Douglas: I should to see Bill and Fred. They live in the centre of town...Why am I talking to myself? Douglas decided to go to Bill and Fred's house. Douglas: Hello? Can I come in? Fred: Yeah sure. Douglas entered Bill and Fred's house. Bill: Hey Doug. Did you hear about what happened at the castle this morning? Douglas: No. Fred: well, I don't either. I just heard something happened at the castle this morning. Douglas: And you're gonna want me to find out, right? Fred: Yeah. Douglas left Bill and Fred's house and went out to the castle. The castle doors were usually open, but this time, they were being guarded by guards with the Red lion crest on their sheilds. Douglas: What?! That's Vayne's crest! What are you doing here? Guard 1: This is the new castle of Lord Vayne. And this is his new kingdom too. Douglas: He just marched in? Guard 1: Yes. No go on your merry way and act like nothing happened. Douglas: This is absurd! Douglas ran back to Bill and Fred's house. Douglas: BILL!! FRED!! Vayne took over the castle!! Bill: What?! Fred: No way!! I wanted to do that! Bill: So, are we just gonna march in and overthrow Vayne? Douglas: Um...I guess so. Fred: And we're coming too! Your Red Magic and Genji Gun is too weak to beat him alone. Douglas: You forget that I know Ultima and Saved the world from Watergate Industries. Bill: Yeah, but you had Purest Neutral, Daklon, Ashley, and I can go on forever. Bill and Fred joined Douglas's party. Fred: We have a- Douglas and Bill: DON'T SAY IT!!! Bill: Well, how do we get in? Fred: How about we get in from the back? There's a warphole in our closet that leads us to the outhouse outback. I used it to get the Toilet paper to T.P Bolt's house!! (Flashback) Bolt: All right, who ever TP'd my house.... (End Flashback) Bill, Douglas, and Fred decided to use the warp hole to go to the outhouse outback. When they walked through, they were stopped by guards. Guard 1: This outhouse is under quatertine due to unexplained disappearances. No one is allowed to enter or exit it, so get back in there. Fred: Damn, should have expected that! WEll, how do we get in now? A. By defeating the guards in front B. By TPing the castle as a distraction C. By having Cyborg 006 drug the guards and then waltz in while everyone is asleep D. Disco Disco Disco! (It will work FYI)