The Adventures of Sid Meier

09-27-2003, 09:25 PM

Sid Meier sat on the street corner, begging for free sandwhiches or money.. or monkeys. Somehow, Sid Meier lost all of his money and decided to fulfill is life dream: become a proffesional hobo. He was well on his away. This was a hard street to get money, food, or other objects mainly because most hobos stayed here. Even the most professional hobo stayed here: Mark Twain. Sid Meier ignored Twain's presence..

Sid saw a rich man with a suitcase full of money walking by. Like usual, Twain was able to get the money. Sid Meier was angered and walked over to Twain.

"Give me the money, Twain!"

"Get out of here, Sid. Your hobo skills are very pathetic.."

Sid was very angry and took his rage on a mentally retarded kid who just happen to be standing there. Mark got up and wispered into Sid's ears.

"Let me make you a deal, Meier. I can teach you the art of hoboing, if you go on a very hard, and long quest for me."

"..what would this quest be?"

"I want you to bring the head of Ghandi and the shoe of Bob Dole for me. No other hobo has accomplished this task and I'm pretty sure you will fail to, but that's beside the point. What do you say?"

Sid considered the offer. He said "Yes." and they shook. Sid packed up his $32.65 and his two tuna sandwhiches and headed off down the street..

At the edge of Lolurmomville, he saw some members of the Toaster Mafia. The Toaster Mafia were a gang of African cashiers with tophats. They also stole toasters and used toasters for weapons. Not even the mighty Bill Cosby could stand up to these evil toaster flinging cashiers. This also happend to be the only way out of lolurmomville.

HWO WOOD SID GTE OWT OF TIHS 1 ???!?!?!

[ September 28, 2003, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: John Travolta ]

11-06-2003, 03:58 PM

Easy. ****heads of america(*OA) [img]smile.gif[/img] come and delete the ogs. The end.

11-06-2003, 04:06 PM

Hm. I'd wonder how some people would react after seeing your disturbing PM to me?

RudeKaiser99
Ignore Me
Member # 12185 posted November 06, 2003 03:15 PM
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I know I am. But I asked so nice and sweetly , won't you do this for little ol' me young man? (i think your cute.)

11-06-2003, 04:07 PM

^^*dies laughing*

Oh, and before you get the wrong meaning from that RK, I'm laughing at you, not with you. You cannot beat DM's comebacks. Give up. Go home. Stop trying. Etcetera.

EDIT: ^*really dies laughing*

[ November 06, 2003, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Legion ]

11-06-2003, 04:10 PM

Thank you, Legion.

Also Legion, if you may, try and get on AIM.

[ November 06, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: DarkMario ]

11-06-2003, 04:15 PM

I DOUBLES POSTED ROFL.

11-07-2003, 12:29 PM

Bumping up old topics + Flame War = Lock. Thank you and good night.

09-27-2003, 09:25 PM	#1
DrakMaerio Guest Posts: n/a	Sid Meier sat on the street corner, begging for free sandwhiches or money.. or monkeys. Somehow, Sid Meier lost all of his money and decided to fulfill is life dream: become a proffesional hobo. He was well on his away. This was a hard street to get money, food, or other objects mainly because most hobos stayed here. Even the most professional hobo stayed here: Mark Twain. Sid Meier ignored Twain's presence.. Sid saw a rich man with a suitcase full of money walking by. Like usual, Twain was able to get the money. Sid Meier was angered and walked over to Twain. "Give me the money, Twain!" "Get out of here, Sid. Your hobo skills are very pathetic.." Sid was very angry and took his rage on a mentally retarded kid who just happen to be standing there. Mark got up and wispered into Sid's ears. "Let me make you a deal, Meier. I can teach you the art of hoboing, if you go on a very hard, and long quest for me." "..what would this quest be?" "I want you to bring the head of Ghandi and the shoe of Bob Dole for me. No other hobo has accomplished this task and I'm pretty sure you will fail to, but that's beside the point. What do you say?" Sid considered the offer. He said "Yes." and they shook. Sid packed up his $32.65 and his two tuna sandwhiches and headed off down the street.. At the edge of Lolurmomville, he saw some members of the Toaster Mafia. The Toaster Mafia were a gang of African cashiers with tophats. They also stole toasters and used toasters for weapons. Not even the mighty Bill Cosby could stand up to these evil toaster flinging cashiers. This also happend to be the only way out of lolurmomville. HWO WOOD SID GTE OWT OF TIHS 1 ???!?!?! [ September 28, 2003, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: John Travolta ]

11-06-2003, 03:58 PM	#2
RudeKaiser99 Guest Posts: n/a	Easy. ***heads of america(OA) [img]smile.gif[/img] come and delete the ogs. The end.

11-06-2003, 04:06 PM	#3
DrakMaerio Guest Posts: n/a	Hm. I'd wonder how some people would react after seeing your disturbing PM to me? RudeKaiser99 Ignore Me Member # 12185 posted November 06, 2003 03:15 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know I am. But I asked so nice and sweetly , won't you do this for little ol' me young man? (i think your cute.)

11-06-2003, 04:07 PM	#4
00bvickers Guest Posts: n/a	^^dies laughing Oh, and before you get the wrong meaning from that RK, I'm laughing at you, not with you. You cannot beat DM's comebacks. Give up. Go home. Stop trying. Etcetera. EDIT: ^really dies laughing [ November 06, 2003, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Legion ]

11-06-2003, 04:10 PM	#5
DrakMaerio Guest Posts: n/a	Thank you, Legion. Also Legion, if you may, try and get on AIM. [ November 06, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: DarkMario ]

11-06-2003, 04:15 PM	#6
DrakMaerio Guest Posts: n/a	I DOUBLES POSTED ROFL.

11-07-2003, 12:29 PM	#7
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	Bumping up old topics + Flame War = Lock. Thank you and good night.