Bombermen to Go! (an OG with Saturn Bomberman characters)

10-26-2003, 01:12 AM

Bomberman-W and Bomberman-B: According to some Bomberman games, there are two Bombermen who fight side-by-side. It's even in an anime scene done for one of Hudson's games. Bomberman-W is the classic Bomberman and Bomberman-B is the same in black. You should know what these guys look like, at least generally.

Mr. Meanie: Main bad guy in some Bomberman games. Buff, looks like a superhero-turned-wrestler. Or something. Long-ish blonde hair and a small beard.

Dr. I: The Bombermen rely on him for advice and to send Pommy in the thing that flies whenever needs be.

Pommy: A small yellow puffball that sits atop a thing that flies kinda like how R2D2 fits in one o' those Star Wars fighters.

Thing that flies: Doesn't have a name. Travels through time in Saturn Bomberman.

Penetrator: An item that powers up a Bomberman's bombs so that they can blow up lots of stuff at once, not just one layer of something.

Firepower: Increases the blast radius of Bomberman's bombs.
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~White Bomberman and Black Bomberman (both wearing headsets) stand a field away from Mr. Meanie~

Mr. Meanie was up to his old tricks again...

Bomberman-W: C'mon, Mr. Meanie. We're just gonna to defeat you again.

Can you save everyone time and give up NOW?

Mr. Meanie: Ha-ha-ha! ~raises right hand quickly, snaps the fingers~ Get ready for something that'll r0xx0r j00r b0xx0r!

Bomberman-W and Bomberman-B: <_<

A giant robot in the likeness of Mr. Meanie walked out from behind the darkness that was behind Mr. Meanie. Soon afterwards, a voice came in over the Bombermen's headsets.

Dr. I: This is not your normal boss! Be careful, Bombermen, as this robot seems to have thicker armor than bosses you've previously battled!

Bomberman-B: Thicker armor... White, look for joints where the armor might be thinner!

But as Bomberman-B turned his head to take a glance at his partner before hopping into battle, he realized that Bomberman-W was already in battle. Bomberman-B hastened to join him.
As Bomberman-W lobbed bombs at the robot and dodged punches, he started to blow up the side of the wall. He was too busy to notice, though, or maybe too dense. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
At any rate, Bomberman-B was taking note of the wall, and as the fierce battle moved away, he laid bombs around the wall and blew it up completely. This explosion caught Bomberman-W's attention and he saw what he just HAD to have--

Bomberman-W: A Penetrator! YES!

And so he dashed over to the item sitting in the ruins of the wall.

Bomberman-B: Wait, you might just send us all--

But Bomberman-W had already started working on penetrating the boss' punches.

Bomberman-B:

I guess I should be used to that by now...

And he rushed up to Bomberman-W. He couldn't stop what was set in motion, though, and as the Penetrator Bomb hit the robot's chest, it exploded. It ripped through the floor, and although the Bombermen booked it, they fell through the hole created by the explosion chasing them.

Mr. Meanie: O_o

Down below, in darkness...

Bomberman-B: ~laying flat~ I knew I should have taken those Firepowers...

Bomberman-W: ~rubbing his eyes~ Did I get him?

Bomberman-B: I don't know... I didn't see...
But really, White...!!!

Bomberman-W: What?!

Bomberman-B: If the wall's shoddy, do you think that means the rest of the room is going to be made of grade A stuff?

Bomberman-W: Well, I got the boss, that's all that matters. Dr. I, send Pommy over with the... ummm... that flying thing that he goes in the top of.

...No response. Bomberman-B sat up.

Bomberman-B: Great, either the explosion damaged our communication devices, or we're out of range. Either way, we've got to find a source of light...

Bomberman-W: Well... you could throw bombs up ahead. The explosions would light up our path temporarily...

Bomberman-B: That's our only option, isn't it?

[ October 26, 2003, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: Golem Golem Golem ]

10-26-2003, 01:12 AM	#1
Golem Guest Posts: n/a	Bomberman-W and Bomberman-B: According to some Bomberman games, there are two Bombermen who fight side-by-side. It's even in an anime scene done for one of Hudson's games. Bomberman-W is the classic Bomberman and Bomberman-B is the same in black. You should know what these guys look like, at least generally. Mr. Meanie: Main bad guy in some Bomberman games. Buff, looks like a superhero-turned-wrestler. Or something. Long-ish blonde hair and a small beard. Dr. I: The Bombermen rely on him for advice and to send Pommy in the thing that flies whenever needs be. Pommy: A small yellow puffball that sits atop a thing that flies kinda like how R2D2 fits in one o' those Star Wars fighters. Thing that flies: Doesn't have a name. Travels through time in Saturn Bomberman. Penetrator: An item that powers up a Bomberman's bombs so that they can blow up lots of stuff at once, not just one layer of something. Firepower: Increases the blast radius of Bomberman's bombs. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~White Bomberman and Black Bomberman (both wearing headsets) stand a field away from Mr. Meanie~ Mr. Meanie was up to his old tricks again... Bomberman-W: C'mon, Mr. Meanie. We're just gonna to defeat you again. Can you save everyone time and give up NOW? Mr. Meanie: Ha-ha-ha! ~raises right hand quickly, snaps the fingers~ Get ready for something that'll r0xx0r j00r b0xx0r! Bomberman-W and Bomberman-B: <_< A giant robot in the likeness of Mr. Meanie walked out from behind the darkness that was behind Mr. Meanie. Soon afterwards, a voice came in over the Bombermen's headsets. Dr. I: This is not your normal boss! Be careful, Bombermen, as this robot seems to have thicker armor than bosses you've previously battled! Bomberman-B: Thicker armor... White, look for joints where the armor might be thinner! But as Bomberman-B turned his head to take a glance at his partner before hopping into battle, he realized that Bomberman-W was already in battle. Bomberman-B hastened to join him. As Bomberman-W lobbed bombs at the robot and dodged punches, he started to blow up the side of the wall. He was too busy to notice, though, or maybe too dense. [img]tongue.gif[/img] At any rate, Bomberman-B was taking note of the wall, and as the fierce battle moved away, he laid bombs around the wall and blew it up completely. This explosion caught Bomberman-W's attention and he saw what he just HAD to have-- Bomberman-W: A Penetrator! YES! And so he dashed over to the item sitting in the ruins of the wall. Bomberman-B: Wait, you might just send us all-- But Bomberman-W had already started working on penetrating the boss' punches. Bomberman-B: I guess I should be used to that by now... And he rushed up to Bomberman-W. He couldn't stop what was set in motion, though, and as the Penetrator Bomb hit the robot's chest, it exploded. It ripped through the floor, and although the Bombermen booked it, they fell through the hole created by the explosion chasing them. Mr. Meanie: O_o Down below, in darkness... Bomberman-B: ~laying flat~ I knew I should have taken those Firepowers... Bomberman-W: ~rubbing his eyes~ Did I get him? Bomberman-B: I don't know... I didn't see... But really, White...!!! Bomberman-W: What?! Bomberman-B: If the wall's shoddy, do you think that means the rest of the room is going to be made of grade A stuff? Bomberman-W: Well, I got the boss, that's all that matters. Dr. I, send Pommy over with the... ummm... that flying thing that he goes in the top of. ...No response. Bomberman-B sat up. Bomberman-B: Great, either the explosion damaged our communication devices, or we're out of range. Either way, we've got to find a source of light... Bomberman-W: Well... you could throw bombs up ahead. The explosions would light up our path temporarily... Bomberman-B: That's our only option, isn't it? [ October 26, 2003, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: Golem Golem Golem ]