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 11-01-2003, 01:28 PM | #1 |
| Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | VGF Forums Presents A Mario500 Production In Association with Lupus/Lemon Entertainment From The Creator of Life and Adventures of Miyamoto A whole new kind of OG story Two thumbs up by Roger Ebert "The best thing since..... (gets hair plucked)" - Gene Shalit Finally, sponsored by the Doughboy Corporation and the American Dairy Farmers..... "Mario500 Interviews All!" Episode 1 : Come On In, Y'all! (Shot of Studio 54 at CBS Television City with a large crowd attempting various ways of getting in without tickets, such as cutting, digging, exploding, eating, munching, oh wait munching is eating) Ticket Picket: My God, this is going to be some freaky OG story! Narrator: You said it, Picket! Ticket Picket: The HACK??? Narrator: Congratulations! You're the first to say HACK in a Mario500 produced OG story! Ticket Picket: Mario who? Picket what? Am I missing something here? Narrator: Yeah, your mind! (Drums beat, causing studio wall to break) Ticket Picket: You're going to pay for that, Narrator! Narrator: Not me, the guy beating the drums! Guy Beating Drums: No, it was....ummmm....ummmmmm...... (Throws drums to Craig Kilbourne) Craig: Why am I here anyway? Guy Beating Drums: Quick, CBS security! Kilbourne's gone mad and denied his destruction of Studio 54's wall! CBS Security: No! GBD: "No", that's all??? Hey, my name's an acronym! Whoot! (CBS Security arrests Guy Beating Drums) GBD: Now this is HACKing amazing! All I said was "whoot" and now's I'm in the custudy of some See BS security guard! CBS Security: What'd you just say about See BS, whoops! Now I'm saying it! Craig: Ha! Something hilarious for tonight's monologue! Watch me tonight between Letterman and the Body by Jake informercial. Ticket Picket: I'm choosing the latter over you and Letterman! Craig: And why so? (Picket's brain freezes) Ticket Picket: Must....not....think....of.... Narrator: Yeah, yeah, we know why you want to watch Body by Jake. Ticket Picket: The HACK you don't! (Mario500 walks over after greeting the crazed crowd) Mario500: The HACK we do! CBS Security: Oh boy, the OG god himself, Mario500! Can you sign my.... (Rips off outer pacemaker) Mario500: Do you need that to live? CBS Security: Yeah, so.... (Mario500 remains silent....silent....silent) Mario500: You're sick! CBS Security: Thanks! Craig: Whoot! More for the monologue! Hey, let go of me you fat son of a..... TO BE CONTINUED.... Next Time, Mario500 interviews (finally).....  ....the "cast" of Back To The Future |
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| 11-15-2003, 10:48 PM | #2 |
| Guest Posts: n/a | More. Now. |
| 12-03-2003, 04:01 PM | #3 |
| Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Episode 2: "They're" Back Andy Rooney: What, "fat son of a what"? Craig: Ummmmmm.....look, George Wallace! Andy: Don't ya mean, Mike Wallace? Craig: I'm serious, George Wallace is right behind you. Andy: I'm not taking a late night talk show host serious, especially scrawny sons of... (Andy gets hit by invisible brick by George Wallace) Craig: Oh my HACKing God! I didn't even know you were there. Ghost of George Wallace: You didn't? Why you stupid little.... CBS Security: ........talk show host! (Everyone stares at CBS Security Guard) CBS Security: Hey, I was only finishing his sentence! GOGW: You don't have the right to finish my sentences you pacemaker-less freak! CBS Security: That's right, I'm without my pacemaker! I'm probably going to pass out and die any second. If you give me a minute, let me put my pacemaker back in! Craig: Did you say you're probably going to pass out and die any minute? CBS Security: Sorry, can't hear ya! (Hums tune to "The Price is Right") Craig: Idiot! (Meanwhile, inside Studio 54) Mario500: Sorry about the lack of wall, folks. (Symbols are hit, everyone laughs) Mario500: I wonder if any of you were laughing before the beating of the symbols? (Paul Albert raises hand) Mario500: Yes, Mr. Albert! Paul: To answer your stupid question, nope! Mario500: Marty McFly, come on down! You're the interviewee to beat up guys such as Paul Albert! (Marty comes on down on hoverboard) Paul: Hey, you're not MJF! Should you be at home recovering from Parkinsons.... (Gets knocked out by "Marty") "Marty McFly": Nobody, and I mean nobody calls Mario500's questions stupid. Minnie Lou: That's just like "Marty", always loosing all self control such as everytime someone calls him chicken. "Marty McFly": Hey, what's with the quotation marks? None of y'all believe that I'm MJF, don't ya! (Paul wakes up) Paul: That bump to the head is going to cost me $300! "Marty McFly": Ah, shut up with the reference to "Back to the Future"! And stop calling me "MJF", it's Michael Jay Fox! Mario500: I didn't know your middle name was "Jay". "Marty McFly": Whoops! TO BE CONTINUED... Next Time, Mario500 interviews ALL the interviewees ("Doc", "Marty", and Whats Her Name) |
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| 12-04-2003, 08:44 PM | #4 |
| Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Episode 3: Mar, Doc, and Jen Mario500: Don't be embarrassed! A lot of folks have name Jay, look a Jay Stewart. ("Marty" stares into the floor) Paul: The HACK's the matter with you now, "Marty"? "Marty McFly": I'm staring at Jay Stewart in Hel...er Heck....er Hades. Mario500: Hades is a mythological name, not a nickname for "Hell"! "Marty McFly": Ha, you said Hell! Ah (CENSORED), now I said it! Stupid, stupid, stoopid! ("Doc Brown" arrives through the back door) "Doc Brown": I hate to be an un-honorary corrections officer Marty, but you said "stupid" as "stoopid", stupid. "Marty McFly": Ah, shut the (CENSORED) up! "Doc Brown": Gasp, Martin "Michael Jay Fox" McFly! Go the bathroom near the entrance of CBS Television City and wash your mouth out with soap! "Marty McFly": Soap, smoap, snope! You're not George McFly! Crispin Glover: That would be me, but you're not Michael J. Fox! You're Darwin Si.... ("Marty" drops ton of bricks on Crispin) Paul: Man, this is going to be good! Insane, but good! (Paul gets hit by "iron brick") Mario500: Settle down guys, settle! Minnie Lou: Ah, you're no fun Mr. Self Proclaimed OG Story God of The On-Going Story Board! "Doc Brown": She's right! Don't ya realize with all this going on, this could be the highest rated program in the history of the CBS Television Network? Mario500: No it won't! "Doc Brown": How are you suppose to know? You didn't steal the DeLorean before the show didn't ya? Mario500: Nope, I checked on this all new Urkel Co. Time Travel Watch, courtesy of Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel: Thanks for the free promotion! Hee, hee, hee! Snort, snort! Mario500: Can I just at least ask ONE question to each of y'all? Please? ("Marty" and "Doc" think) Minnie Lou: Boring! Paul: Say goodnight, folks! This show is going down in flames. (Everyone says same thing as Paul) Paul: I'm surrounded by morons! (Suddenly for reasons we'll find out in future episodes, Jennifer Parker comes out of no where) "Jen": Does that include me? Paul: Of course, Mrs.....I know two actresses played you in the films, but which one of them are you? "Jen": None of your HACKing business, (CENSORED)! (Paul passes out) Mario500: I wonder what's the world record for passing out the most in a single day? "Doc Brown": According to my calculations, it's 565,432 times in an HOUR! Good God, that even surprises the HACK out me! "Marty McFly": Ummm, Doc! While you were getting all excited over the calculations, your wig fell off. "Doc Brown": If that were true, everyone in the audience would be gasping by now. "Jen": There is nobody out there you..... (Mario500 throws censor bars at "Jen") Mario500: There, that should cure the sudden case of "foul mouth" (Loud laughter in the background) Mario500: Who the HACK? "The Real Jen Parker": It is I, the real actress, one of them at least that played Jennifer Parker! That "Jen" is obviously an imposter! "Jen": You can't prove that you..... (Wig comes off to reveal) Mario500: Gasp, Rebecca Wilson! (Reveals "Marty" and "Doc") Mario500: Scott Walker and Darwin! Scott Walker: Great NBC feathers, they found out about our undercover operation on the secrets of CBS Television City! Darwin: Only on NBC 15 News! Rebecca Wilson: Covering the Coast! (Paul wakes up) Paul: What coast, the ENTIRE East Coast! (Paul passes out) Mario500: Keep going for the record, Paul! TO BE CONTINUED.... Next Time, Mario500 interviews with the imposters, with the same questions he never got to ask the first time |
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