.mock//REFLECTION

Let's revive some trash heaps of the past.

[First post writted by DVGBA.]

*it was late at night, a computer hacker is trying to hack into a MMORPG closed beta server so he could attempt to reopen it for personal gain*

Computer hacker: Hahahaha!!! In just a short period of time, I will hack into the server and totally use it to my advantage. No one can stop me now... what the...

*the computer hacker discovers that the monitor is spewing out lightning in random directions*

Computer hacker: *surprised* This can't be... are the rumors true...?

*suddenly a bright white light shines for a few seconds as the computer hacker gets sucked in to the computer monitor; he falls through a warped tunnel of garbled text whilst screaming*

Computer hacker: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

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*it was a beautiful morning, a human-sized Arctic-colored Nintendo Game Boy Advance by the name of DVGBA is having himself some breakfast while watching the morning news*

NBC Reporter (on the TV): And in Technology news, several teens have been reported missing yesterday after what appears that they have been sucked into their computer monitors. Their last action done on the computer was logging on a closed beta test of the upcoming MMORPG "Knightmare Adventures" taking place in medieval times. The game's developer, Goldrock Entertainment, had no comment on the incidents in recent weeks, now reaching as high as 150.

DVGBA: Another news report on incidents.

*he picks up the remote control and turns off the TV*

DVGBA: That's all I have ever been hearing for the past 2 weeks. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Argh... my volume is getting too loud. I shouldn't have tossed and turned so much in my sleep last night.

*DVGBA gets up after finishing his breakfast and heads outside to take the newspaper; the headline on the paper says "MMORPG is To Blame for Missing Teenagers"; after reading the predictable headline, he heads inside with the newspaper and logs onto the computer*

DVGBA: I'm sure the guys at the VGF Fourms would help me get to the bottom of this.

*and so DVGBA heads for VGF Forums to see if there are any topics about the game "Knightmare Adventures", however he gets surprised as he sees the title of the topic he just discovered...*

[Post by Game Master.]

It says, "Knightmare Adventures Info.". So, DVGBA walks through the topic "door" (Hey, he's already in the computer, it's allowed.) and sees the huge topic "dimension". He sees some giant words in the air that say "If you want the tips, go here to "http://mmorpg.com/reviews/knightmare.html/". A door appears and he is about to walk through when suddenly...

???: Do not go in, you shall be trapped there for all eternity.

DVGBA: Huh? Who's there?

Suddenly, a man in a black cloak with long, loose sleeves on it appears out of nowhere.

Man: I am, for I am The Game Master.

DVGBA: The legendary Game Master? Why are you talking to me?

GM: This crisis is so great, that it requires my power to destroy it!

DVGBA: Oh, so who's responsible for the crisis?

GM: An evil, Mario-like virus named Code Pasta. He captures teenagers to absorb their youth to make him stronger.

DVGBA: Well, I've gotta go save those teens.

GM: I will go with you.

So, they walk into the door. What is to be expected in the horrors of the Knightmare Adventures review?

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Post by DVGBA]

*after walking through a protal, they end up on the MMORPG website containing the review of "Knightmare Adventures"*

Game Master: OK, so here we are.

DVGBA: So tell me more about this Code Pasta virus.

Game Master: It's been rumored that Mario joined Goldrock Entertainment to get revenge on the Neglected Characters section of SMBHQ. As far as I can tell, Code Pasta was first implanted on the VGF servers that automaticly send a beta invite to anyone that goes to the NC webpage.

DVGBA: No wonder I'm holding this invite in my storage container.

*DVGBA pulls out a slip that saids "You are invited to a closed beta test for Knightmare Adventues."*

DVGBA: I never signed up for any sort of beta test.

Game Master: Same here. I also got that beta invite.

DVGBA: Hmm... we should go to the NC Board to see if anybody has the same beta invite. I'm sure we can at least solve this situation.

*DVGBA turns around, but Game Master holds him back*

Game Master: Why the rush? Don't you want to get a little deeper into this?

DVGBA: I think it is easier returning with more people.

Game Master: Yeah, but I know for a fact that several NC Board regulars are stuck in the game.

DVGBA: How did you know this?

Game Master: *grins* I've experienced it. The Code Pasta is a virus that is the most powerful that I've even been in combat with. I promised to everyone that I would bring the one that will free them all.

DVGBA: So... that means I will be the hero?

Game Master: Yes, you have untapped potental that you have never experienced in your life. You will discover them as I teach you.

DVGBA: Will I get the girl?

Game Master: I'll pretend that I never heard that. *muttering* Such a predictable novice...

DVGBA: Shall we go now?

Game Master: Yes, but first I much teach you how to log in. It involves hacking into the server. I shall teach you now...

[ December 11, 2003, 10:40 PM: Message edited by: Burn Margarita ]

The Game Master: If I added bater to the last word in my name, I would be a--

DVGBA: Stop this nonsense!!

The Game Master: Let's go recover the Holy Grail of Loserdom located deep inside a random Nickolodeon Worship forum.

DVGBA: Girl power!

OOC: How about I snap the plot back into shape.

*suddenly, everything that JC Penny posted was actually a dream sequence*

JC Penny: Darn. I must stop falling asleep.

*back at the Knightmare Adventures review*

DVGBA: Shall we go now?

Game Master: Yes, but first I much teach you how to log in. It involves hacking into the server. I shall teach you now...

[ December 11, 2003, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Burn Margarita ]

DVGBA and The Game Master journey long and far througout the the rubbish found on the internet. They rest for the night in a virtual town sorrounded by fence post demons. To be safe, DVGBA plays the Super Mario Bros. movie commentary from the director over and over.

The Game Master: Damnit, DVG. Can you shut off that ear itching DVD?

DVGBA: It helps me get to sleep.

Then all of the sudden, Bob Vila lands his flying tricyle of Rome on a corpse of Billy Joel.

Bob Vila: DVG, you are arrested by the National Order of Internet Fingernail Administrators (NOIFA) for playing such horrid commentary on a even more horrid movie.

DVGBA: But the new Hamtaro is coming on!

The Game Master: Oh no!

TO BE CONTINUED

"* JC Penny was also having another dream sequence*

Game Master: Hmm... strange. Some random guy is sleeping standing up.

DVGBA: How strange...

*GM pokes JC to wake him up*

JC: Where am I?

DVGBA: I was wondering how you got here. You in the Knightmare Adventures beta too?

JC: *checks pockets and pulls out a similar beta slip* Uhh... I guess so.

Game Master: Good. I guess you're going to have to join us as well.

JC: What? But I have to go to bed.

Game Master: It's 2 PM you fool.

JC: Oh, right. My clock says 2 AM. I was wondering why I sleep in the daytime.

DVGBA: Can we get going?

Game Master: Fine. I suppose we should get going.

*GM then shows DVGBA and JC how to "log on" to the game; it's simple really, he has a list of various user names and passwords*

???: *hiding in the shadows* Ahh... fresh meat for me. Bwhahahahaha... *cough* *hack* *hack* *cough* *snort* Urrgh... I forgot to use my inhaler again. Oh well...

*the mysterious creature jumps into the portal before it closes*"

All posts are by DVGBA, when posted by me

[gamechamp3000]

Umm... this has already been finished...