Choose Jay Resop life!

Godot · 12-23-2003, 02:42 PM

You know the drill. It a 4 letter choser. I'll start.
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Jay was bored on day. Collage was off for the holidays, and it is Five o'clock in the morning.

Jay: Man am I bored. What should I do?

Should Jay...

A. Do the chicken dance!
B. Update NC.
C. Go to sleep.
D. Play Gamecube.

[ December 23, 2003, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Tikal: X-Mas Enchidna ]

gamechamp3000 · 12-23-2003, 03:17 PM

B

So Jay then updated NC. He then saw a message on the forums.

Coolguy12345iscool: Jay upadated! It's a sign of the Apocalypse!

The boards were then flooded with Apocalypse viruses.

Jay: Oh, no! I've set off the Apocalypse! I should probably go out and fight the viruses and zombies and stuff with hi-tech guns like in that old playstation game... but I'd rather-

A) Go eat all of the all you can eat buffet's food to get them out of buisiness

B) Steal Christmas

C) Ask Mr. Hampster if I should kill all gerbils

D) Go ahead and fight the Apocalypse like that old Playstation game... only using Cheetos instead of guns!

heh · 12-24-2003, 11:39 AM

B.

Jay:But How am I gonna do that?

A. With My Christmas-Sucker-Upper!
B. Steal it A La the Grinch
C. Eat Tortilla chips until they give up
D. Screw This! Let's build a Damn Rocket and go to da freaking Moon!

12-24-2003, 05:47 PM

A.

Jay: Activate!

*The machine sucks up christmas*

Jay: Okay now I must..

A) Eat pigs!
B) Do my lame explosion!
C) Call Bill and Fred!
D) Play Final fantasy!

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 12-24-2003, 08:14 PM

Coolguy12345? Why I oughtta...

12-24-2003, 09:51 PM

C

So Jay went to the telephone and dialed the number. After 6 rings, the answering machine recieved the call. The machine was voiced by Fred. It said to Jay "Hey, we aren't home. Don't worry, I'm sure there's a good explanation. Now you must be punished for attempting to raise our phone bill, so within moments a satelite orbiting the earth from the stratosphere will deathray you into oblivion. Have a nice death!"

Without warning, Fred's satelite deathray fired at Jay! With only seconds to live, Jay needs to think fast if he's going to survive. Hurry up and tell him what to do!

A) Dodge the deathray, hang up, and try again.
B) Press 1 for more options.
C) ABSOULTELY NOTHING! DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH!!!
D) None of the above.

Namyar RULES!!!
[Todays date here: Message editied by Namyar]

Don't make me come up there!
\

~Rayman FREAK (Pagemaster of Rayman ULTIMATE)

Godot · 12-24-2003, 10:06 PM

D) None of the above.

Jay glasses frames had reflected the beam and destory the moon.

Yay, Jay lives! What will he do?

A. Worship Luigi
B. Cry
C. Meh, VGF time
D. All of the above.

12-25-2003, 10:40 PM

C

Jay goes to his computer only to find that his roommate has stolen the keyboard! Now Jay must investigate this crime. But first, Jay needs to come up with a motive for this crime. What does Jay think the reason is for his roommate taking the keyboard?

A) To prevent Jay from making more NC Comix.
B) To whack Jay over the head when he isn't looking.
C) To whack himself over the head when he isn't looking.
D) To program a robot who will do all of his bidding.

Namyar RULES!!!
[Todays date here: Message editied by Namyar]

Don't make me come up there!
\

~Rayman FREAK (Pagemaster of Rayman ULTIMATE)

12-26-2003, 12:24 PM

Best...CYOA...Ever...-jay

gamechamp3000 · 12-26-2003, 07:28 PM

OOC: Sorry, Chunky. I actually had no idea that was in your name... I was just thinking of something random...

D

Jay: I must stop the evil!

He runs to a giant laboratory labeled "Evil Laboratory for Making Evil Robots." He does not notice that his keyboard was actually just on the table when he tested if it would work as a remote. When Jay gets to the laboratory, he...

A) Is killed immediately by a trap set for solicitors

B) Has tea and crumpets with the evil scientists.

C) Notices he went to China instead.

D) Forgets what he was there for.

Godot · 12-27-2003, 02:29 PM

B) Has tea and crumpets with the evil scientists.

Scientist: Where do you get those shoes from?

Jay: Uhh....

Daisy: HI I'M DAISY!

Uhh.... what next?

A. Damn it, just shoot the guy and take the keyborad.

B. Go home. You can always buy another one. There just 9 dollars at Wal-mart.

C. LET'S DDR!

D. Tell the guy he wants his friggin' keyborad back.

[ December 27, 2003, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: Tikal The Enchidna ]

heh · 12-27-2003, 03:13 PM

A

BANG!

Jay: Now...

A. Dispose of the bodys, Take the Keyboard, and eat Fish Sticks
B.Whoops, Shot Myself *Dies*
C. Lets go on a Mytisclly quest to save da wurld from some guy named tim.
D. Lts Eb a Bda Speiler1!11exclamashunpiont12@3$5$%4^6

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 12-28-2003, 12:30 PM

E. Other.

Jay: Heh heh.

Fred: OH NOES!

Bill: We must...

A. DDR!
B. RRD!
C. HDGSUDFSGFTFSAYA!
D. MKDJSKLDKHASHDSH!

[ December 28, 2003, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Chunktesr ]

gamechamp3000 · 12-28-2003, 02:04 PM

^ Ignores, for that was not a choice

B

Jay then dies, but he had mighty comic author powers, and was able to come back as a ghost. He then decided to haunt NC.

5 years later...

NC Land has been deserted, everyone was scared away by... something... Bill and Fred decided to go and see what was going on, when suddenly-

Fred: Wow! Free tacos!

He runs over to a pile of tacos which can be clearly seen with a bear trap under them. Jay's ghost then comes.

Jay: Stop!

Fred: Ack!

Bill and Fred run away.

Jay: Aww, I can't even save my own creation's life without scaring someone! I'm going to...

A) Commit suicide

B) Go get Casper's autograph

C) Go see if I did actually forget my keyboard on the table.

D) Become the spirit ghost for the great shaman Whatshisname.

12-28-2003, 07:04 PM

A) Commit Suicide

Jay goes to get on of Marioman's Guns and shots himself... but he is ALREADY DEAD! Desperate, Jay

A)Tries to give himself amsiseia by watching My Life As a Teenage Robot
B)Hack into VGFers acounts just for fun
C)Post to scare the heck outta people
D)Update to REALLY scare the heck outta people for being dead and UPDATING!
E)None of the above

Godot · 12-28-2003, 07:21 PM

C)Post to scare the heck outta people

Jay: Ehehehehe....

*Tikal pops up on the borad with him*

Tikal: JAY! Your a ghost too?

To break the ice Jay said...

A. Yes.
B. Yes, now I must post now.
C. Where is the Ghost borad AKA the 13th floor?
D. Ask how she knows him.

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 12-29-2003, 10:19 AM

(Blah, ignore this, didn't see the 2nd page...)

[ December 29, 2003, 10:20 AM: Message edited by: Chunktesr ]

12-29-2003, 04:14 PM

B: Must go post!

Jay: Yes, goodbye! **Floats away**

Just then, out of nowhere, popped out...not me, I'm Dr. Donez's partner at this time, as ruler of the world!

Anyways, out pops Sean Kelly!

Now what?
A:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
B: "I think I wet myself!"
C: "Oh no! It's whoisitbecauseiforgothisnameohwellsaywhoherewantst ogetasodaohyeahiforgotthatiamtalkinglikethisnowtos top!
D: "How come random people are popping up out of nowhere?"

gamechamp3000 · 12-29-2003, 06:41 PM

A

*** gets into so much shock that he dies 357 more times, causing a major overload in death penalties, causing a rip in the space time continueum, and ultimatly destroying the universe! Okay, he just came back to life because of the overload, actually.

***: Yay! I'm alive again! Now, I shall go get my keyboard!

He goes to the old Evil Scientist Laboratory thing, still not realizing that the keyboard is at his own house, and...

1) Is blocked by Old Mcdonald
2) Trips and kills himself
3) Jumps into the scientist lab with gattling guns blazing
4) Goes the wrong way and heads towards the house of Barney and friends

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 12-29-2003, 08:09 PM

B.

***: (*** dies, and comes back to life)

Nelson: Haha!

***: I'm going to...

A. Update Dr. Donez
B. Update...um...update...ummm....
C. Update NC
D. Blow up the world with that corny joke

(WTF? NC's creators name is censored!!)

[ December 29, 2003, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Chunktesr ]

12-23-2003, 02:42 PM	#1
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	You know the drill. It a 4 letter choser. I'll start. --- Jay was bored on day. Collage was off for the holidays, and it is Five o'clock in the morning. Jay: Man am I bored. What should I do? Should Jay... A. Do the chicken dance! B. Update NC. C. Go to sleep. D. Play Gamecube. [ December 23, 2003, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Tikal: X-Mas Enchidna ]

12-23-2003, 03:17 PM	#2
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	B So Jay then updated NC. He then saw a message on the forums. Coolguy12345iscool: Jay upadated! It's a sign of the Apocalypse! The boards were then flooded with Apocalypse viruses. Jay: Oh, no! I've set off the Apocalypse! I should probably go out and fight the viruses and zombies and stuff with hi-tech guns like in that old playstation game... but I'd rather- A) Go eat all of the all you can eat buffet's food to get them out of buisiness B) Steal Christmas C) Ask Mr. Hampster if I should kill all gerbils D) Go ahead and fight the Apocalypse like that old Playstation game... only using Cheetos instead of guns!

12-24-2003, 11:39 AM	#3
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	B. Jay:But How am I gonna do that? A. With My Christmas-Sucker-Upper! B. Steal it A La the Grinch C. Eat Tortilla chips until they give up D. Screw This! Let's build a Damn Rocket and go to da freaking Moon!

12-24-2003, 05:47 PM	#4
tuatara Guest Posts: n/a	A. Jay: Activate! The machine sucks up christmas Jay: Okay now I must.. A) Eat pigs! B) Do my lame explosion! C) Call Bill and Fred! D) Play Final fantasy!

12-24-2003, 08:14 PM	#5
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Coolguy12345? Why I oughtta...

12-24-2003, 09:51 PM	#6
ry Guest Posts: n/a	C So Jay went to the telephone and dialed the number. After 6 rings, the answering machine recieved the call. The machine was voiced by Fred. It said to Jay "Hey, we aren't home. Don't worry, I'm sure there's a good explanation. Now you must be punished for attempting to raise our phone bill, so within moments a satelite orbiting the earth from the stratosphere will deathray you into oblivion. Have a nice death!" Without warning, Fred's satelite deathray fired at Jay! With only seconds to live, Jay needs to think fast if he's going to survive. Hurry up and tell him what to do! A) Dodge the deathray, hang up, and try again. B) Press 1 for more options. C) ABSOULTELY NOTHING! DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH!!! D) None of the above. Namyar RULES!!! [Todays date here: Message editied by Namyar] Don't make me come up there! \ ~Rayman FREAK (Pagemaster of Rayman ULTIMATE)

12-24-2003, 10:06 PM	#7
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	D) None of the above. Jay glasses frames had reflected the beam and destory the moon. Yay, Jay lives! What will he do? A. Worship Luigi B. Cry C. Meh, VGF time D. All of the above.

12-25-2003, 10:40 PM	#8
ry Guest Posts: n/a	C Jay goes to his computer only to find that his roommate has stolen the keyboard! Now Jay must investigate this crime. But first, Jay needs to come up with a motive for this crime. What does Jay think the reason is for his roommate taking the keyboard? A) To prevent Jay from making more NC Comix. B) To whack Jay over the head when he isn't looking. C) To whack himself over the head when he isn't looking. D) To program a robot who will do all of his bidding. Namyar RULES!!! [Todays date here: Message editied by Namyar] Don't make me come up there! \ ~Rayman FREAK (Pagemaster of Rayman ULTIMATE)

12-26-2003, 12:24 PM	#9
Perrin Aybara Guest Posts: n/a	Best...CYOA...Ever...-jay

12-26-2003, 07:28 PM	#10
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	OOC: Sorry, Chunky. I actually had no idea that was in your name... I was just thinking of something random... D Jay: I must stop the evil! He runs to a giant laboratory labeled "Evil Laboratory for Making Evil Robots." He does not notice that his keyboard was actually just on the table when he tested if it would work as a remote. When Jay gets to the laboratory, he... A) Is killed immediately by a trap set for solicitors B) Has tea and crumpets with the evil scientists. C) Notices he went to China instead. D) Forgets what he was there for.

12-27-2003, 02:29 PM	#11
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	B) Has tea and crumpets with the evil scientists. Scientist: Where do you get those shoes from? Jay: Uhh.... Daisy: HI I'M DAISY! Uhh.... what next? A. Damn it, just shoot the guy and take the keyborad. B. Go home. You can always buy another one. There just 9 dollars at Wal-mart. C. LET'S DDR! D. Tell the guy he wants his friggin' keyborad back. [ December 27, 2003, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: Tikal The Enchidna ]

12-27-2003, 03:13 PM	#12
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	A BANG! Jay: Now... A. Dispose of the bodys, Take the Keyboard, and eat Fish Sticks B.Whoops, Shot Myself Dies C. Lets go on a Mytisclly quest to save da wurld from some guy named tim. D. Lts Eb a Bda Speiler1!11exclamashunpiont12@3$5$%4^6

12-28-2003, 12:30 PM	#13
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	E. Other. Jay: Heh heh. Fred: OH NOES! Bill: We must... A. DDR! B. RRD! C. HDGSUDFSGFTFSAYA! D. MKDJSKLDKHASHDSH! [ December 28, 2003, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Chunktesr ]

12-28-2003, 02:04 PM	#14
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ Ignores, for that was not a choice B Jay then dies, but he had mighty comic author powers, and was able to come back as a ghost. He then decided to haunt NC. 5 years later... NC Land has been deserted, everyone was scared away by... something... Bill and Fred decided to go and see what was going on, when suddenly- Fred: Wow! Free tacos! He runs over to a pile of tacos which can be clearly seen with a bear trap under them. Jay's ghost then comes. Jay: Stop! Fred: Ack! Bill and Fred run away. Jay: Aww, I can't even save my own creation's life without scaring someone! I'm going to... A) Commit suicide B) Go get Casper's autograph C) Go see if I did actually forget my keyboard on the table. D) Become the spirit ghost for the great shaman Whatshisname.

12-28-2003, 07:04 PM	#15
Nextmariobro Guest Posts: n/a	A) Commit Suicide Jay goes to get on of Marioman's Guns and shots himself... but he is ALREADY DEAD! Desperate, Jay A)Tries to give himself amsiseia by watching My Life As a Teenage Robot B)Hack into VGFers acounts just for fun C)Post to scare the heck outta people D)Update to REALLY scare the heck outta people for being dead and UPDATING! E)None of the above

12-28-2003, 07:21 PM	#16
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	C)Post to scare the heck outta people Jay: Ehehehehe.... Tikal pops up on the borad with him Tikal: JAY! Your a ghost too? To break the ice Jay said... A. Yes. B. Yes, now I must post now. C. Where is the Ghost borad AKA the 13th floor? D. Ask how she knows him.

12-29-2003, 10:19 AM	#17
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	(Blah, ignore this, didn't see the 2nd page...) [ December 29, 2003, 10:20 AM: Message edited by: Chunktesr ]

12-29-2003, 04:14 PM	#18
Luigi007 Guest Posts: n/a	B: Must go post! Jay: Yes, goodbye! Floats away Just then, out of nowhere, popped out...not me, I'm Dr. Donez's partner at this time, as ruler of the world! Anyways, out pops Sean Kelly! Now what? A:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" B: "I think I wet myself!" C: "Oh no! It's whoisitbecauseiforgothisnameohwellsaywhoherewantst ogetasodaohyeahiforgotthatiamtalkinglikethisnowtos top! D: "How come random people are popping up out of nowhere?"

12-29-2003, 06:41 PM	#19
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A * gets into so much shock that he dies 357 more times, causing a major overload in death penalties, causing a rip in the space time continueum, and ultimatly destroying the universe! Okay, he just came back to life because of the overload, actually. *: Yay! I'm alive again! Now, I shall go get my keyboard! He goes to the old Evil Scientist Laboratory thing, still not realizing that the keyboard is at his own house, and... 1) Is blocked by Old Mcdonald 2) Trips and kills himself 3) Jumps into the scientist lab with gattling guns blazing 4) Goes the wrong way and heads towards the house of Barney and friends

12-29-2003, 08:09 PM	#20
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	B. *: (* dies, and comes back to life) Nelson: Haha! ***: I'm going to... A. Update Dr. Donez B. Update...um...update...ummm.... C. Update NC D. Blow up the world with that corny joke (WTF? NC's creators name is censored!!) [ December 29, 2003, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Chunktesr ]