Strange and Awkward Tales from Space Port 75 1/2

04-02-2004, 08:44 PM

Myself: A giant space station is see orbiting sector F.U., many ships crowd around looking for parking space *insert scene of the x-wing crashing into one of the station's walls* ...Ehem.. As I was saying, This station, is one of the many places, where..

Bartender Droid: OH SHUTUP! Thats more than my circuts can take!

Myself: ...*looks toward camera screen* Look, its a future themed OG topic, lets get on with it. *takes out a light saber and decapitates the droid*

EDIT BY MOD: Nothing bad. Just corrected the spelling of "awkward". Yeah, I'm a Grammar Nazi. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ April 15, 2004, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

04-04-2004, 12:58 PM

Suddenly, the sun transforms into ILL Mitch.

[img]http://www3.telus.net/amberjil/domokun/illmitchis*****in.jpg[/img]

ILL Mitch: Run through the cold of the night
As passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark ;
With eyes that watch the world
And my name like a shadow
On the face of the moon.

Broken mirror, a million shades of light
The old echo fades away,
But just you and I
Can find the answer
And then we can run to the end of the world.

Cold fire clenched to my heart
In the blue of the night,
Torn by this pain, I paint your name in sound ;
And the girl of the dawn, with eyes of blue and angels' wings :
The songs of the season are her only crown.

Broken mirror, a million shades of light
The old echo fades away,
But just you and I
Can find the answer
And then we can run to the end of the world.

We met in the midst of morning
And parted deep in the night.
Broken sword and shield and tears that never fall ;
But run through the heart
Washed away by the darkest water,
The world is peaceful and still.

Broken mirror, a million shades of light
The old echo fades away,
But just you and I
Can find the answer
And then we can run to the end of the world.
We can run to the end of the world.

The galaxy is eaten by Albert Einstein, Fig. 5-6

THE END

04-04-2004, 08:16 PM

^ DENIED! good reason it says your banned eh?

04-15-2004, 05:43 PM

Tim Wogan's just trying to kill the OG forum by ending every last OG so
Shane: BAN
Tim Wogan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 04-15-2004, 06:10 PM

Yay. An OG! I'll join!

gamechamp3000 · 04-16-2004, 04:39 PM

We start our story in a spaceship traveling space. Inside, we see a the captain of the ship, next to him a droid.

Captain: Is our ship sailing fine.

Droid: Yes.

Captain: Did you make sure that there are no leaks in storage?

Droid: Yes.

Captian: Did you remember to get gas?

Droid: Yes.

Captain: Then why did we stop moving?

Droid: Yes.

The captain then takes out a lightsaber and gets in a giant battle with the droid. The droid takes out a laser gun. The Captain eventually slices a hole in the side of the ship. The great vaccum of space sucks out the droid, but the Captain then uses the Super Anti-Vaccum potion, keeping him in place.

Captain: That droid was an idiot.

A face appears on a video screen.

Face: Captain, a ship of pirates has boarded our ship in it's unmoving place. The leader wishes to speak with you.

Captain: Send him in.

A man with half of his face made of metal comes in through the sliding doors.

Pirate Leader: Now, I want-

He is sucked out through the hole in the wall.

Captain: Maybe I should have closed that...

Meanwhile, on the Pirate spaceship...

Henchman: Mr. Smith, the leader has been killed by the captain of the other ship.

Mr. Smith is a man with a golden hook for a foot, and a peg arm.

Mr. Smith: Hahaha... then that means I'll be taking over! Now, first we'll let this other ship go for helping me get rid of that guy, and then we'll go to planet Blobbum and take over it, then go take over the other planets!

Henchman: Ok.

The henchman goes to detatch the two ships, but accidentaly falls out in the proccess and is lost in space. The pirate's ship takes off.

04-02-2004, 08:44 PM	#1
Edwardius Guest Posts: n/a	Myself: A giant space station is see orbiting sector F.U., many ships crowd around looking for parking space insert scene of the x-wing crashing into one of the station's walls ...Ehem.. As I was saying, This station, is one of the many places, where.. Bartender Droid: OH SHUTUP! Thats more than my circuts can take! Myself: ...looks toward camera screen Look, its a future themed OG topic, lets get on with it. takes out a light saber and decapitates the droid EDIT BY MOD: Nothing bad. Just corrected the spelling of "awkward". Yeah, I'm a Grammar Nazi. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ April 15, 2004, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

04-04-2004, 12:58 PM	#2
Tim Wogan Guest Posts: n/a	Suddenly, the sun transforms into ILL Mitch. [img]http://www3.telus.net/amberjil/domokun/illmitchis***in.jpg[/img] ILL Mitch: Run through the cold of the night As passion burns in your heart. Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side Like a proud wolf alone in the dark ; With eyes that watch the world And my name like a shadow On the face of the moon. Broken mirror, a million shades of light The old echo fades away, But just you and I Can find the answer And then we can run to the end of the world. Cold fire clenched to my heart In the blue of the night, Torn by this pain, I paint your name in sound ; And the girl of the dawn, with eyes of blue and angels' wings : The songs of the season are her only crown. Broken mirror, a million shades of light The old echo fades away, But just you and I Can find the answer And then we can run to the end of the world. We met in the midst of morning And parted deep in the night. Broken sword and shield and tears that never fall ; But run through the heart Washed away by the darkest water, The world is peaceful and still. Broken mirror, a million shades of light The old echo fades away, But just you and I Can find the answer And then we can run to the end of the world. We can run to the end of the world. The galaxy is eaten by Albert Einstein, Fig. 5-6 THE END**

04-04-2004, 08:16 PM	#3
Edwardius Guest Posts: n/a	^ DENIED! good reason it says your banned eh?

04-15-2004, 05:43 PM	#4
Tazy 10 Guest Posts: n/a	Tim Wogan's just trying to kill the OG forum by ending every last OG so Shane: BAN Tim Wogan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dies

04-15-2004, 06:10 PM	#5
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yay. An OG! I'll join!

04-16-2004, 04:39 PM	#6
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	We start our story in a spaceship traveling space. Inside, we see a the captain of the ship, next to him a droid. Captain: Is our ship sailing fine. Droid: Yes. Captain: Did you make sure that there are no leaks in storage? Droid: Yes. Captian: Did you remember to get gas? Droid: Yes. Captain: Then why did we stop moving? Droid: Yes. The captain then takes out a lightsaber and gets in a giant battle with the droid. The droid takes out a laser gun. The Captain eventually slices a hole in the side of the ship. The great vaccum of space sucks out the droid, but the Captain then uses the Super Anti-Vaccum potion, keeping him in place. Captain: That droid was an idiot. A face appears on a video screen. Face: Captain, a ship of pirates has boarded our ship in it's unmoving place. The leader wishes to speak with you. Captain: Send him in. A man with half of his face made of metal comes in through the sliding doors. Pirate Leader: Now, I want- He is sucked out through the hole in the wall. Captain: Maybe I should have closed that... Meanwhile, on the Pirate spaceship... Henchman: Mr. Smith, the leader has been killed by the captain of the other ship. Mr. Smith is a man with a golden hook for a foot, and a peg arm. Mr. Smith: Hahaha... then that means I'll be taking over! Now, first we'll let this other ship go for helping me get rid of that guy, and then we'll go to planet Blobbum and take over it, then go take over the other planets! Henchman: Ok. The henchman goes to detatch the two ships, but accidentaly falls out in the proccess and is lost in space. The pirate's ship takes off.