Super Smash Bros - Behind the Scenes (it's back!)

Goomba5395 · 04-06-2004, 11:30 PM

This was probably my only successful OG that I started a long time ago. I've decided to bring it back for your pleasure. Enjoy. Sorta. Bleh. You bother me. Wow. Heh. Maybe I'll shut up now.

*At Nindendo headquarters, it's the annual payday for the characters*

Mario: All right! 50 bucks! In your face, Luigi!

Luigi: Curses! I only got twenty *cough*billion*cough*. You're so lucky to be number one!

Yoshi: 55 dollars, in your face Mario!

Link: 70 bucks, minus taxes, minus that fine I got for bombing that statue outside, equals... four dollars and seventy-three cents?

DK: He payed me in bananas.

Mario: Bananas?

DK: Yep, bananas.

Kirby: 60 bucks, cool. *sucks money and swallows it, turning into an ATM*

Wario: MONEY! GIVE ME MONEY!!!

Luigi: Security!!!

*Three Toads dressed in black drag Wario out*

Mario: Wait a minute, did you say you got 55, Yoshi?

Yoshi: Yeah, what's your point?

Mario: That was supposed to be mine! You just crossed my name out and put yours!

Yoshi: What are you talking about?

Pikachu: PIKA!

Everyone: QUIET DOWN!

Pikachu: .....pika........ *runs off*

Mario: Take this!

*Mario hits Yoshi with a fireball*

Yoshi: Oh, that's it! I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago...

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 04-07-2004, 08:37 AM

...and that's to eat you! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mario: OH NOES!

Luigi: *Starts turning Mario into a stew*

Kirby: Stop it! All of you! Can't you see you're constant fighting is tearing us apart!?!?

Link: What Kirb said.

Luigi: I'm sorry Mario...I just wanted some fame...

Mario: You can star in my game, Mario 128! And we'll call it Luigi 128!

Luigi: Yay!

Yoshi: Hey, I'm still hungry!

Wario: MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

*Everybody eyes Wario*

Wario: What?

Yoshi: CHARRRRGE!

*Everybody starts making Wario Stew*

Yoshi: Now, to add the secret ingredient, which is...

04-07-2004, 07:38 PM

...NOTHING!

*Bowser falls from the next floor,followed by random battle stage parts which was from the props department*

Mario: Bowser!! Thats gonna cut the stage budget 15,000 more dollars!...*He examines the parts* ...Master Hand's stage?

Luigi: ...Geez Bowser, I'd hate to be you right now..

Link: Yeah remember what happened to Ness? *insert scene with ness being hung over a boiling pit of fly honey screaming for mercy as the master hand pulls a lever, lowering him into the pit*

Kirby: *burps out a dollar bill* Yeah, All because he took the last donut at the mess hall, everyone knows Master Hand gets the last donut!

Then, Someone walks in, that someone is....

Goomba5395 · 04-07-2004, 11:56 PM

...Crazy Hand!

Crazy Hand: gjljhktju7lk6j8kjhte;ljtrkjl'trku'ekhjrewykj8j65

Goomba5395 · 04-08-2004, 12:02 AM

OOC: Stupid enter key... continuting from my last brief post...

===

Luigi: I didn't quite catch that

Bowser: I think he's mad.

Crazy Hand: hjtjy6kju7j64ulktrjhlktj68k65j8kju

Link: Speak English already!

Crazy Hand: Fine, whatever. Turtle guy, you kinda destroyed my brother's arena thingy, so I'm gonna...

Mario: Here it comes!

Crazy Hand: ...thank you! I love destroying stuff! Wanna like, burn the buiding down?

Bowser: Erm, that was weird, but sure!

*Suddenly Wario rushes in, running maniacally towards Kirby, who still has his ATM form*

Wario: I'LL WITHDRAW! NOW!!!

*Wario smashes into Bowser*

Bowser: Ouch... *faints*

Crazy Hand: Like, you hurt my destroyer partner! You are gonna pay, man!

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 04-09-2004, 09:49 PM

Wario: *Hightails it to Planet X, with Crazy Hand in hot pursuit*

Bowser: Damn.

Everyone except Bowser: GASP!

Bowser: What?

*Censorship police comes in*

CSP 1: Bowser, come with us.

Bowser: Damn.

CSP 2: THIS REQUIRES THE C.S.S.W.A.T.!

Bowser: Damn.

C.S.S.W.A.T.: MOVE HIM OUT!

*They duct tape Bowser's mouth shut and they take him in a C.S.S.W.A.T. Van*

Mario: Poor Bowser.

Luigi: WHy do you care? He's your...

Goomba5395 · 04-12-2004, 01:04 AM

Luigi: ...adopted son!

Mario: Excuse me?

Luigi: oops... I meant archenemy.

*A phone rings nearby*

Yoshi: I'll get that. Hello? Who is this? Oh, you don't say? Well, shove it! *hangs up*

Kirby: Who was that?

Yoshi: Ganondorf. He said "unless you bring that rare gem, I will raid your building with my super-ultra-mega Game & Watch army". Only problem is that I confused it for a Bob-Omb one day and threw it into Toad Town tunnels. Guess we need to find it...

SonictheEvil · 04-21-2004, 05:19 PM

Luigi: WHAT!

Link: Umm.... Hey I know! Let's flush Kirby, Pikachu, the Ice Climbers, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Tiny Kong down the toilet.

Tiny Kong under her breath: I don't know why I am even here!

Mario: If they'll cooperate!

Kirby: NOOOO!

Kirby, Pikachu, the Ice Climbers, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Tiny Kong run around as they are one by one, tossed in the toilet until they all are in it.

Deku Link: Hang on! I want a adventure!

deku Link jumps in.

Yoshi starts panting like Poochy for no reason.

Luigi flushes the toilet and they are sucked down the drain. Yoshi's tounge get's stucked and he is flushed to, along with Poochy who jumped in after him.

Mario: Oh no! What should we do!

Link: I have an idea!

Luigi: No more of your Ideas! But I have one....

04-06-2004, 11:30 PM	#1
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This was probably my only successful OG that I started a long time ago. I've decided to bring it back for your pleasure. Enjoy. Sorta. Bleh. You bother me. Wow. Heh. Maybe I'll shut up now. At Nindendo headquarters, it's the annual payday for the characters Mario: All right! 50 bucks! In your face, Luigi! Luigi: Curses! I only got twenty coughbillioncough. You're so lucky to be number one! Yoshi: 55 dollars, in your face Mario! Link: 70 bucks, minus taxes, minus that fine I got for bombing that statue outside, equals... four dollars and seventy-three cents? DK: He payed me in bananas. Mario: Bananas? DK: Yep, bananas. Kirby: 60 bucks, cool. sucks money and swallows it, turning into an ATM Wario: MONEY! GIVE ME MONEY!!! Luigi: Security!!! Three Toads dressed in black drag Wario out Mario: Wait a minute, did you say you got 55, Yoshi? Yoshi: Yeah, what's your point? Mario: That was supposed to be mine! You just crossed my name out and put yours! Yoshi: What are you talking about? Pikachu: PIKA! Everyone: QUIET DOWN! Pikachu: .....pika........ runs off Mario: Take this! Mario hits Yoshi with a fireball Yoshi: Oh, that's it! I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago...

04-07-2004, 08:37 AM	#2
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	...and that's to eat you! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Mario: OH NOES! Luigi: Starts turning Mario into a stew Kirby: Stop it! All of you! Can't you see you're constant fighting is tearing us apart!?!? Link: What Kirb said. Luigi: I'm sorry Mario...I just wanted some fame... Mario: You can star in my game, Mario 128! And we'll call it Luigi 128! Luigi: Yay! Yoshi: Hey, I'm still hungry! Wario: MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! Everybody eyes Wario Wario: What? Yoshi: CHARRRRGE! Everybody starts making Wario Stew Yoshi: Now, to add the secret ingredient, which is...

04-07-2004, 07:38 PM	#3
Edwardius Guest Posts: n/a	...NOTHING! Bowser falls from the next floor,followed by random battle stage parts which was from the props department Mario: Bowser!! Thats gonna cut the stage budget 15,000 more dollars!...He examines the parts ...Master Hand's stage? Luigi: ...Geez Bowser, I'd hate to be you right now.. Link: Yeah remember what happened to Ness? insert scene with ness being hung over a boiling pit of fly honey screaming for mercy as the master hand pulls a lever, lowering him into the pit Kirby: burps out a dollar bill Yeah, All because he took the last donut at the mess hall, everyone knows Master Hand gets the last donut! Then, Someone walks in, that someone is....

04-07-2004, 11:56 PM	#4
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	...Crazy Hand! Crazy Hand: gjljhktju7lk6j8kjhte;ljtrkjl'trku'ekhjrewykj8j65

04-08-2004, 12:02 AM	#5
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	OOC: Stupid enter key... continuting from my last brief post... === Luigi: I didn't quite catch that Bowser: I think he's mad. Crazy Hand: hjtjy6kju7j64ulktrjhlktj68k65j8kju Link: Speak English already! Crazy Hand: Fine, whatever. Turtle guy, you kinda destroyed my brother's arena thingy, so I'm gonna... Mario: Here it comes! Crazy Hand: ...thank you! I love destroying stuff! Wanna like, burn the buiding down? Bowser: Erm, that was weird, but sure! Suddenly Wario rushes in, running maniacally towards Kirby, who still has his ATM form Wario: I'LL WITHDRAW! NOW!!! Wario smashes into Bowser Bowser: Ouch... faints Crazy Hand: Like, you hurt my destroyer partner! You are gonna pay, man!

04-09-2004, 09:49 PM	#6
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wario: Hightails it to Planet X, with Crazy Hand in hot pursuit Bowser: Damn. Everyone except Bowser: GASP! Bowser: What? Censorship police comes in CSP 1: Bowser, come with us. Bowser: Damn. CSP 2: THIS REQUIRES THE C.S.S.W.A.T.! Bowser: Damn. C.S.S.W.A.T.: MOVE HIM OUT! They duct tape Bowser's mouth shut and they take him in a C.S.S.W.A.T. Van Mario: Poor Bowser. Luigi: WHy do you care? He's your...

04-12-2004, 01:04 AM	#7
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Luigi: ...adopted son! Mario: Excuse me? Luigi: oops... I meant archenemy. A phone rings nearby Yoshi: I'll get that. Hello? Who is this? Oh, you don't say? Well, shove it! hangs up Kirby: Who was that? Yoshi: Ganondorf. He said "unless you bring that rare gem, I will raid your building with my super-ultra-mega Game & Watch army". Only problem is that I confused it for a Bob-Omb one day and threw it into Toad Town tunnels. Guess we need to find it...

04-21-2004, 05:19 PM	#8
SonictheEvil Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Central Square Posts: 71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Luigi: WHAT! Link: Umm.... Hey I know! Let's flush Kirby, Pikachu, the Ice Climbers, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Tiny Kong down the toilet. Tiny Kong under her breath: I don't know why I am even here! Mario: If they'll cooperate! Kirby: NOOOO! Kirby, Pikachu, the Ice Climbers, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Tiny Kong run around as they are one by one, tossed in the toilet until they all are in it. Deku Link: Hang on! I want a adventure! deku Link jumps in. Yoshi starts panting like Poochy for no reason. Luigi flushes the toilet and they are sucked down the drain. Yoshi's tounge get's stucked and he is flushed to, along with Poochy who jumped in after him. Mario: Oh no! What should we do! Link: I have an idea! Luigi: No more of your Ideas! But I have one....