R.O.B.'s CYOA Adventure.

Dizzy · 06-25-2009, 02:55 PM

One day, R.O.B. woke up and said "*beep*" Then, all of the sudden:

A) Nothing happened
B) Sonic stole him
C) Aliens moved in next door
D) Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!!!
E) The topic dies
F) R.O.B. HAZ MAJOR SEXEE

The Flattest Pancake · 06-25-2009, 03:55 PM

C) Aliens moved in next door.

Then,R.O.B became suspicious, so he went inside the house, but nothing was there. All of a sudden...

A)Chicken Little runs in and dies
B)R.O.B starts doing The Monkey
C)Doomsday occours, but R.O.B survives
D)A alien jumps out of nowhere and tackles R.O.B
E)R.O.B says,"*beep*" again
F) Darth Vader busts into the house and chops the TV in half

Dizzy · 06-25-2009, 04:13 PM

Darth Vader busts into the house and chops the TV in half. ROB and Darth Vader become friends and then they go to the department store to buy:

A) Ice Cream
B) Steak
C) Penn Station subs
D) Spin Dash
E) Waluigi's hat

The Flattest Pancake · 06-25-2009, 04:19 PM

E)Waluigi's hat

So,R.O.B puts on Waluigi's cap. Then, they here a clanging noise at the roof. The roof then brakes open and Waluigi jumps into the store. Then, he takes his hat off R.O.B's head and starts nagging. R.O.B gets mad, so he...
A)Walks away, swearing
B)Blasts Waluigi with one of his lazers
C)Says"*beep*" again
E)Flies out of the hole in the roof with Darth Vader by his side
F)Kills a pedestrian

Glux · 06-25-2009, 04:21 PM

Ice cream.
Then, R.O.B. decides to introduce Darth Vader to

A) His Brawl friends
B) His wife the ice cream machine
C) WALL-E
D) the Bubonic Plague
E) his shiny metallic fists

Dizzy · 06-26-2009, 08:35 AM

A, his Brawl friends. Darth Vader meets:

A) Mario
B) Luigi
C) Sonic
D) Pit
E) Tabuu
F) SPIN DASH

Redshirt · 06-26-2009, 10:03 AM

F) SPIN DASH

This causes Darth Vader to...

A) explode from the awesomeness
B) SPIN DASH
C) kill R.O.B
D) scream "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Glux · 06-26-2009, 10:06 AM

Mario. Darth Vader takes Mario's
a. firey balls
b. hat
c. mustache
d. overalls
e. virginity
f. None of the above

EDIT: DAMN! NINJA'D!

SPIN DASH. Which causes Vader to
a. fly
b. dig a hole
c. kill everyone
d. kidnap R.O.B.
e. nuke Korea

The Flattest Pancake · 06-26-2009, 05:53 PM

D) Kidnap R.O.B
So, he took him to his new Death Star, Death S.U.N (Super Uncontrolable Nuke), and tied R.O.B to the chair. Then, The Emporer came in and said to Darth Vader,"Good job, Vader. Now...FINISH HIM!" But Darth Vader felt reluctant. He pointed his Lightsaber up, then... it happened. He...
A)Killed The Emporer
B)Slashed R.O.B's ropes in half and tries to escape
C)Commits suicide
D)Does nothing and The Emporer kills Vader
E)He pukes
F)He leaves and starts to watch a terrible nudity movie

Redshirt · 06-26-2009, 09:03 PM

G. None of the above(the Death S.U.N explodes randomly)

Meanwhile back on earth...

A) Mario is looking for R.O.B
B) war breaks out
C) one day, R.O.B. woke up and said "*beep*
~~D) Star Trek reaches a domestic total of $242,619,214.~~
D) Mushman is lynched by an angry mob of VGFers who are tired of him trying to get activity in the Star Trek forum.
E) R.O.B is rebuilt by Prof. Gadd

The Flattest Pancake · 06-27-2009, 06:24 AM

B) A war brakes out
So then millions of humans went against Zombies, and Mario was back home, no knowing about it. R.O.B and Darth Vader are flying through space. Although, R.O.B's a robot so he doesn't need air. Although Darth Vader does so he starts choking and dies. The Emporer is already in another galaxy. R.O.B then tries to fly home but the gravity there was too strong for him, and it pushed R.O.B back further into space. Meanwhile...
A)Mario and Peach are getting in the mood(ooooh!)
B)Luigi says, "Blah".
C)The war gets worse and Mario decides to join the war
D)R.O.B wakes up and says, "Beep" again
E) IT'S WORLD WAR II!
F)Shrigashrugeeshroes!

Dizzy · 06-29-2009, 06:08 PM

A: Mario and Peach are getting in the mood... for tacos. They call a Mexican resturant and order 5 soft tacos and 2 Pepsis. The employee tells them that their food will be:

A) There in 30 minutes
B) There in 15 minutes
C) Soggy and rancid
D) Delicious
E) Free
F) Eaten on the way there

The Flattest Pancake · 06-29-2009, 06:36 PM

A) There in 30 minutes.
Then, Mario gets mad, so he...
A) Kills Peach
B)Kills cashier
C)Kills himself
D)Swears
E)Does nothing
F)Pukes

Dizzy · 06-29-2009, 06:45 PM

E. Does nothing. Meanwhile, R.O.B.

A) Wakes up and says *beep*.
B) Does nothing.
C) Visits Darth Vader at wherever he's at.
D) watches Star Trek.
E) Goes back to the department store.
F) Goes to VGF.

The Flattest Pancake · 06-29-2009, 06:59 PM

B) Does nothing.
Meanwhile, Luigi is on the toilet taking a crap when...
A) He gets constipated
B)Peach and Mario return and Peach opens the bathroom door
C)Picks up an edition of Playboy magazine
D) Shreiks in disgust
E)Stands up and starts doing the Funky Chicken

Dizzy · 06-29-2009, 07:19 PM

E. Stands up and starts doing the Funky Chicken. Meanwhile, R.O.B.

A) Wakes up and says *beep*.
B) Plays Brawl.
C) Visits Darth Vader at wherever he's at.
D) watches Star Trek.
E) Goes back to the department store.
F) Goes to VGF.

The Flattest Pancake · 06-29-2009, 07:24 PM

B) Plays Brawl*
Then, he plays as himself VS Mario,Luigi, and Samus. He ends up winning and it so happy he destroys the TV. Then he...
A)Finds junk in space to build a new one
B)Does nothing
C)Cries( I don't know how)
D)Sits there depressed while Darth Vader's remains float by

*He made a TV out of space junk.

Redshirt · 06-29-2009, 07:55 PM

C)Cries.

This causes his eyes(?) to rust shut.

A) Mario laughs at him.
B) R.O.B bumps into a wall.
C) Flaming Zombie Klingon Nazi Stoorm Troopers attack.
D) R.O.B gets rust remover.
E) DISCO DISCO DISCO!
F) Weird Al writes a parody song about R.O.B's problem
G) R.O.B goes insane.

The Flattest Pancake · 06-29-2009, 08:09 PM

G) R.O.B goes insane.
In fact he screamed so lound Earth could hear him. Then, Bowser randomly appears and...
A)Takes a rust remover and removes R.O.B's rust
B)Does nothing
C)Pukes
D)Hears Luigi crapping on the floor after doing the Funky Chicen
E)Sees a suffocated Toad floating through space
F)Gets all the junk R.O.B could've got and starts watching, "Koopa Krapper"
G)Says, "Blah"

Redshirt · 06-30-2009, 07:29 AM

B)Does nothing
Meanwhile back on Earth...

A) Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!"
B) Wario is preparing to fire a nuke at R.O.B and Bowser.
C) same as A but doesn't
D) Mario is saving the princess again, but from who?
E) Bill and Fred are on another adventure.
F) Weegee attacks!
G) It rains cows.
H) The Star Trek forum gets activity.
I) Luigi stars in another game by himself.
J) Mario woke up."I think I will have a totally inappropriate day!"
K) DarkZero updates Ultra Mario Bros.
L) "Super Man save me!"
M) B, F, and G
N) H and K (causing the world to implode)
O) Mushman runs out of ideas.

06-25-2009, 02:55 PM	#1
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	R.O.B.'s CYOA Adventure. One day, R.O.B. woke up and said "beep" Then, all of the sudden: A) Nothing happened B) Sonic stole him C) Aliens moved in next door D) Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!!! E) The topic dies F) R.O.B. HAZ MAJOR SEXEE

06-25-2009, 03:55 PM	#2
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	C) Aliens moved in next door. Then,R.O.B became suspicious, so he went inside the house, but nothing was there. All of a sudden... A)Chicken Little runs in and dies B)R.O.B starts doing The Monkey C)Doomsday occours, but R.O.B survives D)A alien jumps out of nowhere and tackles R.O.B E)R.O.B says,"beep" again F) Darth Vader busts into the house and chops the TV in half

06-25-2009, 04:13 PM	#3
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Darth Vader busts into the house and chops the TV in half. ROB and Darth Vader become friends and then they go to the department store to buy: A) Ice Cream B) Steak C) Penn Station subs D) Spin Dash E) Waluigi's hat

06-25-2009, 04:19 PM	#4
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	E)Waluigi's hat So,R.O.B puts on Waluigi's cap. Then, they here a clanging noise at the roof. The roof then brakes open and Waluigi jumps into the store. Then, he takes his hat off R.O.B's head and starts nagging. R.O.B gets mad, so he... A)Walks away, swearing B)Blasts Waluigi with one of his lazers C)Says"beep" again E)Flies out of the hole in the roof with Darth Vader by his side F)Kills a pedestrian

06-25-2009, 04:21 PM	#5
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,121 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ice cream. Then, R.O.B. decides to introduce Darth Vader to A) His Brawl friends B) His wife the ice cream machine C) WALL-E D) the Bubonic Plague E) his shiny metallic fists

06-26-2009, 08:35 AM	#6
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	A, his Brawl friends. Darth Vader meets: A) Mario B) Luigi C) Sonic D) Pit E) Tabuu F) SPIN DASH

06-26-2009, 10:03 AM	#7
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	F) SPIN DASH This causes Darth Vader to... A) explode from the awesomeness B) SPIN DASH C) kill R.O.B D) scream "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

06-26-2009, 10:06 AM	#8
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,121 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Mario. Darth Vader takes Mario's a. firey balls b. hat c. mustache d. overalls e. virginity f. None of the above EDIT: DAMN! NINJA'D! SPIN DASH. Which causes Vader to a. fly b. dig a hole c. kill everyone d. kidnap R.O.B. e. nuke Korea

06-26-2009, 05:53 PM	#9
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	D) Kidnap R.O.B So, he took him to his new Death Star, Death S.U.N (Super Uncontrolable Nuke), and tied R.O.B to the chair. Then, The Emporer came in and said to Darth Vader,"Good job, Vader. Now...FINISH HIM!" But Darth Vader felt reluctant. He pointed his Lightsaber up, then... it happened. He... A)Killed The Emporer B)Slashed R.O.B's ropes in half and tries to escape C)Commits suicide D)Does nothing and The Emporer kills Vader E)He pukes F)He leaves and starts to watch a terrible nudity movie

06-26-2009, 09:03 PM	#10
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	G. None of the above(the Death S.U.N explodes randomly) Meanwhile back on earth... A) Mario is looking for R.O.B B) war breaks out C) one day, R.O.B. woke up and said "beep ~~D) Star Trek reaches a domestic total of $242,619,214.~~ D) Mushman is lynched by an angry mob of VGFers who are tired of him trying to get activity in the Star Trek forum. E) R.O.B is rebuilt by Prof. Gadd

06-27-2009, 06:24 AM	#11
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	B) A war brakes out So then millions of humans went against Zombies, and Mario was back home, no knowing about it. R.O.B and Darth Vader are flying through space. Although, R.O.B's a robot so he doesn't need air. Although Darth Vader does so he starts choking and dies. The Emporer is already in another galaxy. R.O.B then tries to fly home but the gravity there was too strong for him, and it pushed R.O.B back further into space. Meanwhile... A)Mario and Peach are getting in the mood(ooooh!) B)Luigi says, "Blah". C)The war gets worse and Mario decides to join the war D)R.O.B wakes up and says, "Beep" again E) IT'S WORLD WAR II! F)Shrigashrugeeshroes!

06-29-2009, 06:08 PM	#12
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	A: Mario and Peach are getting in the mood... for tacos. They call a Mexican resturant and order 5 soft tacos and 2 Pepsis. The employee tells them that their food will be: A) There in 30 minutes B) There in 15 minutes C) Soggy and rancid D) Delicious E) Free F) Eaten on the way there

06-29-2009, 06:36 PM	#13
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	A) There in 30 minutes. Then, Mario gets mad, so he... A) Kills Peach B)Kills cashier C)Kills himself D)Swears E)Does nothing F)Pukes

06-29-2009, 06:45 PM	#14
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	E. Does nothing. Meanwhile, R.O.B. A) Wakes up and says beep. B) Does nothing. C) Visits Darth Vader at wherever he's at. D) watches Star Trek. E) Goes back to the department store. F) Goes to VGF.

06-29-2009, 06:59 PM	#15
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	B) Does nothing. Meanwhile, Luigi is on the toilet taking a crap when... A) He gets constipated B)Peach and Mario return and Peach opens the bathroom door C)Picks up an edition of Playboy magazine D) Shreiks in disgust E)Stands up and starts doing the Funky Chicken

06-29-2009, 07:19 PM	#16
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	E. Stands up and starts doing the Funky Chicken. Meanwhile, R.O.B. A) Wakes up and says beep. B) Plays Brawl. C) Visits Darth Vader at wherever he's at. D) watches Star Trek. E) Goes back to the department store. F) Goes to VGF.

06-29-2009, 07:24 PM	#17
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	B) Plays Brawl* Then, he plays as himself VS Mario,Luigi, and Samus. He ends up winning and it so happy he destroys the TV. Then he... A)Finds junk in space to build a new one B)Does nothing C)Cries( I don't know how) D)Sits there depressed while Darth Vader's remains float by *He made a TV out of space junk.

06-29-2009, 07:55 PM	#18
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	C)Cries. This causes his eyes(?) to rust shut. A) Mario laughs at him. B) R.O.B bumps into a wall. C) Flaming Zombie Klingon Nazi Stoorm Troopers attack. D) R.O.B gets rust remover. E) DISCO DISCO DISCO! F) Weird Al writes a parody song about R.O.B's problem G) R.O.B goes insane.

06-29-2009, 08:09 PM	#19
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	G) R.O.B goes insane. In fact he screamed so lound Earth could hear him. Then, Bowser randomly appears and... A)Takes a rust remover and removes R.O.B's rust B)Does nothing C)Pukes D)Hears Luigi crapping on the floor after doing the Funky Chicen E)Sees a suffocated Toad floating through space F)Gets all the junk R.O.B could've got and starts watching, "Koopa Krapper" G)Says, "Blah"

06-30-2009, 07:29 AM	#20
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	B)Does nothing Meanwhile back on Earth... A) Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" B) Wario is preparing to fire a nuke at R.O.B and Bowser. C) same as A but doesn't D) Mario is saving the princess again, but from who? E) Bill and Fred are on another adventure. F) Weegee attacks! G) It rains cows. H) The Star Trek forum gets activity. I) Luigi stars in another game by himself. J) Mario woke up."I think I will have a totally inappropriate day!" K) DarkZero updates Ultra Mario Bros. L) "Super Man save me!" M) B, F, and G N) H and K (causing the world to implode) O) Mushman runs out of ideas.