Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day 2 - Page 7

Redshirt · 01-29-2010, 01:58 PM

C. Didn't care.

Waluigi doesn't care about anything except

A) his dog.
B) egg plant smoothies
C) shaving
D) avoiding Weegees
E) his paycheck
F) other

Luigiman7 · 01-29-2010, 02:26 PM

D

But there was one right behind him. It grabbed Waluigi's shoulder and Waluigi, in reponse...

A) Flipped Weegee over his shoulder and pounded his face in with his foot
B) Screamed
C) Cried
D) Did nothing
E) Did something innapropriate
F) All of the above

Random User · 01-29-2010, 03:21 PM

B

But the neighbors were tired of his screaming, so they filed a complaint with the police. When the cops got there WaLuigi...

A. Ran
B. Screamed again
C. Turned himself in
D. Apologized

Jailbreaker · 01-30-2010, 11:32 AM

B. Screamed again. The police hit him upside the head, knocking him out cold. Then they:

Quote:

Originally Posted by rekaerbliaJ

A. Continued shaving.
B. Didn't notice.
C. Didn't care.
D. Ran for their lives.
E. Fed themselves to the dog.
F. Pointed and laughed.

G. Went to MushMan's house.

Zaden · 03-18-2010, 03:49 PM

I think the basic idea here is pretty cool, and I know it's already fine as it is, but I think it could be better. If you guys (and maybe me) could get together, choose some of the best writers, and put some serious effort and detail into it, you/we could make something really, really funny.

Put some more filler between the options and make the story *SLIGHTLY* more logical and realistic. Ridiculously impossible stuff happening is funnier if it suddenly happens in a setting that was believable before. If ludicrous things happen every time, they start to lose their effect.

Make the options even more creative and funny but also relevant, like say, 3 or 4 options that will actually do something about the situation and one option that's just totally off-the-wall irrelevant. And stop offering the same options over and over.

You guys are doing great! I know this topic is a frantic, WoT-style option story and you probably don't wanna slow it down or put lots of effort into it, instead just having casual fun, so I'll leave this one back to you guys. But if anyone wants to try or even think about the above ideas, let me know!

Again, great topic!

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EDIT: ...went to Mush Man's house. The deputy said, "I'm tired of driving all the way back to the station. Let's just dump him here at this guy's house until he wakes up." They throw Waluigi onto Mush Man's lawn and drove away.

Waluigi woke up, suddenly finding himself at Mush Man's house. He went to the door and knocked, but there was no answer. He checked the door and found it was unlocked, so he went in. He was shocked to find...

A) Mush Man sorely grieving over the loss of his faithful goldfish.

B) Mush Man putting on a Barney suit.

C) Steven Seagal putting on a Mush Man suit.

D) Mush Man holding a bloody knife and standing over a corpse, which he tosses the knife on and says, "It wasn't me! He stabbed himself!"

E) Mush Man holding a bloody knife and standing over a corpse, angrily screaming, "NEVER EAT MY BURRITOS!!!" at it.

F) Mush Man sitting in a pentagram in the lotus position with skulls and candles around him, chanting in Latin.

G) Mush Man's corpse impaled to the wall on a spear with the words "YoU'rE neXt, WAluIGi!!" written in blood underneath him.

H) Metal Mario with a shotgun.

^the character, not the VGF member

Dizzy · 03-18-2010, 08:00 PM

B. As we all know, Barney from How I Met Your Mother dresses very sharply, so Mush Man of course looked quite dapper. Just then:

A) **** happens, I don't care anymore.
B) Waluigi challenged Mush Man to a game of raquetball.
C) R.O.B. wandered into the house, lost and confused.
E) Professor E. Gadd comes out of the basement with a black eye.
D) Sheep Man.

Zaden · 03-18-2010, 09:28 PM

Quote:

B. As we all know, Barney from How I Met Your Mother dresses very sharply, so Mush Man of course looked quite dapper.

You suck, Dark Zero.

Dizzy · 03-18-2010, 09:30 PM

(Well, all your choiced sucked, so I had to make due)

Now are you going to continue this thing or what?

Zaden · 03-18-2010, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkZero

(Well, all your choiced sucked, so I had to make due)

(small child voice) DID NOT!

Actually, I wasn't trying to be mean, your post was pretty good and quite clever. I just felt defeated that you outsmarted me and was being a sore loser. I thought those choices were good...

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D. Just then, Sheep Man. No one saw it coming. No one heard it coming. He was just there.

MUSH MAN. Hey, isn't that Dr. Wily's new robot?

WALUIGI. It looks like a %$#&ing sheep...

MUSH MAN. Break him down and sell his parts; I need more money for beer...

Waluigi walked towards Sheep Man, but he shoved him back. Sheep Man aimed his livestock bazooka at Waluigi and began squeezing the trigger...

A) when Mush Man pulled the rug out from under Sheep Man, making him crash to the ground and explode.

B) when Mush Man drank a can of Root Beer causing him to explode.

C) ending Waluigi's life. BOOM! He launches a sheep down Waluigi's throat, choking him to death.

D) Waluigi begs for mercy.

E) but Waluigi went Super Saiyen...

F) and Mush Man said, "Aim fer 'is face!"

G) CLICK

Dizzy · 03-18-2010, 10:20 PM

B. Mush Man is defeated by root beer. Oh, the irony! A piece of Mushrapnel hits Sheep Man, disrupting his electric resistors. As a result, Sheep Man turns into a thunder cloud against his will. Then...

A) Waluigi throws the raquetball at him, killing the robot instantly.
B) Waluigi is hit by lightning, and now he cannot use his left leg or his right testicle.
C) Sheep Man.
D) Mush Man's evil twin, Mushman, enters the home.
E) Waluigi has no choice but to run away.

Zaden · 03-18-2010, 11:16 PM

Quote:

A) Waluigi throws the raquetball at him, killing the robot instantly.
B) Waluigi is hit by lightning, and now he cannot use his left leg or his right testicle.
C) Sheep Man.
D) Mush Man's evil twin, Mushman, enters the home.
E) Waluigi has no choice but to run away.

A) Waluigi throws the raquetball at him, killing the robot instantly. As the raquetball flies through the Sheep Cloud, it seeds the water molecules with its raquetbolecules, causing Sheep Cloud to condense into rain. The cloud yelled an anguished "NOOOOOOOOO!" as the rain fell and was absorbed into the ground/carpet/whatever-it-landed-on. Waluigi blinked and stared.

A) "That was intense..."
B) "WTF?"
C) *faints*
D) "іAy carumba!"
E) "I'm in love with Mario."
F) *discoes then dies*

OoC: Hey, DZ, sorry if you want to go bang-bang back-and-forth, but I'm too slow for that

.

Dizzy · 03-18-2010, 11:26 PM

F. But the paramedics are able to shock him back to life.

Instilled with a newfound respect for life, Waluigi:

A) Cares.
B) Decides to build a new Sheep Man.
C) Looks in the basement.
D) Starts making out with a paramedic.
E) HAZ MAJOR SEXEE

Zaden · 03-19-2010, 06:55 PM

C) Goes into the basement in order to

A) find something to eat
B) find something to eat him
C) blow it up
D) get Mushman's jukebox
E) see if that noise he heard was really an elephant
F) hide from the swarm of undead flying boa constrictors coming his way

Dizzy · 03-19-2010, 07:09 PM

A. He finds an old pizza, but it's covered with fungus. Which is good, because he likes extra mushrooms. When Waluigi takes a bite out of the mushroom...

A) He trips.
B) He trips and falls.
C) He grows twice his size.
D) He develops a rash. Good thing the paramedics are still there.
E) It's delicious, and everyone has pizza.
F) DISCO DISCO DISCO

Zaden · 03-19-2010, 07:58 PM

C) He grows twice his size. He was already quite tall and sprung up fast, so he cracked his head into the ceiling and

A) survived.
B) died.

Redshirt · 08-02-2010, 10:08 PM

B) died

OMGZ that's Inappropriate: Topic reboot

Waluigi woke up and said, "I think I will have a totally appropriate day, again!"

He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly,

A. There is a knock on his door.
B. He get's a phone call.
C. He remebers that it's mario's birthday.
D. It's time for breakfast.

The Spark · 08-02-2010, 10:16 PM

Nice, this is going to be cool.

B. He get's a phone call.

It was Mario, and he

A. Cussed Waluigi out for missing Mario's birthday
B. Said that Wario wanted to have dinner with them
C. Said that he needed to meet Mario on the other side of "the pipe"
D. Cussed Waluigi out for not paying for the (Magic) Mushrooms that Mario worked so hard to get him
E. Cussed Waluigi out for his addiction to (Magic) Mushrooms

Dizzy · 08-02-2010, 10:20 PM

B. Waluigi, living in the same house as Wario, found the phone call unusual and unneccesary, but he agreed regardless. Once there, he suddenly realized:

A) He forgot to turn off his hot plate.
B) This was an orgy.
C) Sheep Man.
D) There were no guests.
E) He forgot to bring a present.
F) He HAZ MAJOR SEXEE.

Redshirt · 08-02-2010, 10:22 PM

E) He forgot to bring a present. *gasp* How in the world could this have happened?

He then

A) rushes out to buy one
B) faints
C) calls Luigi
D) HAZ MAJOR SEXEE
E) steals one

The Spark · 08-02-2010, 10:33 PM

C) Calls Luigi

On the phone, Waluigi urgently asks Luigi to..

A) Bring a suitable present
B) Bomb the place
C) Get Waluigi out of there fast
D) COME AND HAV MAJOR SEXEE

01-29-2010, 02:26 PM	#122
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,304 Thanks: 1,099 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	D But there was one right behind him. It grabbed Waluigi's shoulder and Waluigi, in reponse... A) Flipped Weegee over his shoulder and pounded his face in with his foot B) Screamed C) Cried D) Did nothing E) Did something innapropriate F) All of the above __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

03-18-2010, 03:49 PM	#125
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 87 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I think the basic idea here is pretty cool, and I know it's already fine as it is, but I think it could be better. If you guys (and maybe me) could get together, choose some of the best writers, and put some serious effort and detail into it, you/we could make something really, really funny. Put some more filler between the options and make the story SLIGHTLY more logical and realistic. Ridiculously impossible stuff happening is funnier if it suddenly happens in a setting that was believable before. If ludicrous things happen every time, they start to lose their effect. Make the options even more creative and funny but also relevant, like say, 3 or 4 options that will actually do something about the situation and one option that's just totally off-the-wall irrelevant. And stop offering the same options over and over. You guys are doing great! I know this topic is a frantic, WoT-style option story and you probably don't wanna slow it down or put lots of effort into it, instead just having casual fun, so I'll leave this one back to you guys. But if anyone wants to try or even think about the above ideas, let me know! Again, great topic! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ EDIT: ...went to Mush Man's house. The deputy said, "I'm tired of driving all the way back to the station. Let's just dump him here at this guy's house until he wakes up." They throw Waluigi onto Mush Man's lawn and drove away. Waluigi woke up, suddenly finding himself at Mush Man's house. He went to the door and knocked, but there was no answer. He checked the door and found it was unlocked, so he went in. He was shocked to find... A) Mush Man sorely grieving over the loss of his faithful goldfish. B) Mush Man putting on a Barney suit. C) Steven Seagal putting on a Mush Man suit. D) Mush Man holding a bloody knife and standing over a corpse, which he tosses the knife on and says, "It wasn't me! He stabbed himself!" E) Mush Man holding a bloody knife and standing over a corpse, angrily screaming, "NEVER EAT MY BURRITOS!!!" at it. F) Mush Man sitting in a pentagram in the lotus position with skulls and candles around him, chanting in Latin. G) Mush Man's corpse impaled to the wall on a spear with the words "YoU'rE neXt, WAluIGi!!" written in blood underneath him. H) Metal Mario with a shotgun. ^the character, not the VGF member Last edited by Zaden; 03-18-2010 at 04:16 PM. Reason: Heehee

01-29-2010, 01:58 PM	#121
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	C. Didn't care. Waluigi doesn't care about anything except A) his dog. B) egg plant smoothies C) shaving D) avoiding Weegees E) his paycheck F) other

01-29-2010, 03:21 PM	#123
Random User Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Floating aimlessly somewhere. Gender: Posts: 2,941 Thanks: 284 Thanked 118 Times in 95 Posts Blog Entries: 4	B But the neighbors were tired of his screaming, so they filed a complaint with the police. When the cops got there WaLuigi... A. Ran B. Screamed again C. Turned himself in D. Apologized

03-18-2010, 08:00 PM	#126
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,214 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	B. As we all know, Barney from How I Met Your Mother dresses very sharply, so Mush Man of course looked quite dapper. Just then: A) **** happens, I don't care anymore. B) Waluigi challenged Mush Man to a game of raquetball. C) R.O.B. wandered into the house, lost and confused. E) Professor E. Gadd comes out of the basement with a black eye. D) Sheep Man.

03-18-2010, 09:30 PM	#128
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,214 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	(Well, all your choiced sucked, so I had to make due) Now are you going to continue this thing or what?

03-18-2010, 10:20 PM	#130
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,214 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	B. Mush Man is defeated by root beer. Oh, the irony! A piece of Mushrapnel hits Sheep Man, disrupting his electric resistors. As a result, Sheep Man turns into a thunder cloud against his will. Then... A) Waluigi throws the raquetball at him, killing the robot instantly. B) Waluigi is hit by lightning, and now he cannot use his left leg or his right testicle. C) Sheep Man. D) Mush Man's evil twin, Mushman, enters the home. E) Waluigi has no choice but to run away.

03-18-2010, 11:26 PM	#132
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,214 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	F. But the paramedics are able to shock him back to life. Instilled with a newfound respect for life, Waluigi: A) Cares. B) Decides to build a new Sheep Man. C) Looks in the basement. D) Starts making out with a paramedic. E) HAZ MAJOR SEXEE

03-19-2010, 06:55 PM	#133
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 87 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	C) Goes into the basement in order to A) find something to eat B) find something to eat him C) blow it up D) get Mushman's jukebox E) see if that noise he heard was really an elephant F) hide from the swarm of undead flying boa constrictors coming his way

03-19-2010, 07:09 PM	#134
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,214 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	A. He finds an old pizza, but it's covered with fungus. Which is good, because he likes extra mushrooms. When Waluigi takes a bite out of the mushroom... A) He trips. B) He trips and falls. C) He grows twice his size. D) He develops a rash. Good thing the paramedics are still there. E) It's delicious, and everyone has pizza. F) DISCO DISCO DISCO

03-19-2010, 07:58 PM	#135
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 87 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	C) He grows twice his size. He was already quite tall and sprung up fast, so he cracked his head into the ceiling and A) survived. B) died.

08-02-2010, 10:08 PM	#136
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	B) died OMGZ that's Inappropriate: Topic reboot Waluigi woke up and said, "I think I will have a totally appropriate day, again!" He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A. There is a knock on his door. B. He get's a phone call. C. He remebers that it's mario's birthday. D. It's time for breakfast.

08-02-2010, 10:16 PM	#137
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Nice, this is going to be cool. B. He get's a phone call. It was Mario, and he A. Cussed Waluigi out for missing Mario's birthday B. Said that Wario wanted to have dinner with them C. Said that he needed to meet Mario on the other side of "the pipe" D. Cussed Waluigi out for not paying for the (Magic) Mushrooms that Mario worked so hard to get him E. Cussed Waluigi out for his addiction to (Magic) Mushrooms

08-02-2010, 10:20 PM	#138
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,214 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	B. Waluigi, living in the same house as Wario, found the phone call unusual and unneccesary, but he agreed regardless. Once there, he suddenly realized: A) He forgot to turn off his hot plate. B) This was an orgy. C) Sheep Man. D) There were no guests. E) He forgot to bring a present. F) He HAZ MAJOR SEXEE.

08-02-2010, 10:22 PM	#139
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	E) He forgot to bring a present. gasp How in the world could this have happened? He then A) rushes out to buy one B) faints C) calls Luigi D) HAZ MAJOR SEXEE E) steals one

08-02-2010, 10:33 PM	#140
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	C) Calls Luigi On the phone, Waluigi urgently asks Luigi to.. A) Bring a suitable present B) Bomb the place C) Get Waluigi out of there fast D) COME AND HAV MAJOR SEXEE