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Old 11-10-2004, 03:46 PM   #1
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Since the last one had basically been abandoned...

(Oh, and please, no new characters unless they are really related to the stroyline(coughcoughandrecoughcough))

Mario: La dee da dee da...oooh! A random portal I guess I should...

A. jump in
B. Push Luigi in
C. Play the 'Cube
D. banana
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Old 11-10-2004, 05:56 PM   #2
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A.

~Mario jumps into the portal and is teleported to...~

A. Hyrule
B. Subcon
C. Steve Irwin's sweatpants
D. Rosie O'Donnel's left tampon
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Old 11-10-2004, 07:04 PM   #3
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C and D!

Mario:Augh! MY EYES! They burn! THEY BURN! *blindly jumps into portal D*
When will the hurting stop?!

Mario...

A. Commits suicide
B. Eats Cheese Doodles
C. Kills Luigi
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Old 11-10-2004, 10:33 PM   #4
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A.

~Cue Linkin Park and Evanescence music as Mario raises the pistol to his head.~

Mario: Goodbye, cruel world...

~Mario pulls the trigger and...~

A. Shoots his head off
B. Nothing happens
C. Luigi runs into the room screamining "NOOOOOOOO" in slow-mo
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Old 11-11-2004, 08:15 AM   #5
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B.

Mario: Darnit! Stupid fake gun...

Luigi: Nooooooooooooo-oh, the gun doesn't work. Nevermind then.

Peach: Help! I'm stuck in the...

A: Bathroom
B: Bowser's pants
C: TV
D: banana
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Old 11-11-2004, 08:27 AM   #6
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A.

Mario: Who said that?
Peach: ME!
Mario: Oh, OK!

Mario...

A) just stood there.
B) turned around.
C) rolled his eyes.
D) asked "Who said that?" again.
E) walked to the bathroom door.
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Old 11-14-2004, 08:18 PM   #7
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B.

Mario: Now, where is that portal? It must take me somewhere else.

*Mario jumps in, to find that he is in Opposite World, where everything is switcher, so Luigi is the hero, Daisy is the princess, and Tatanga is the main baddie!*

Mario: AHHHH! I must...

A. Try to be not neglected
B. Play Mario's Mansion
C. Poop
D. banana
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Old 11-22-2004, 08:01 AM   #8
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Old 11-22-2004, 03:48 PM   #9
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C.

Mario rushes to the bathroom, forgetting that Peach is in there. Peach...

A. Yells at Mario and closes the door
B. Punches Mario in the stomach
C. Politely asks Mario to leave
D. Drops a cherry bomb down the toilet and runs
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D.

Peach: *drops cherry bomb*

mario looks at the bomb dumbly and when it explodes he is blown to

A. The mushroom kingdom.
B. Hoenn.
C. Hyrule.
D. Subway. (the restraunt)
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Old 12-11-2004, 05:44 PM   #11
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D.

Once in Subway, Mario...

A. Eats a Blimpie sandwich in the middle of the restaurant
B. Climbs over the sneeze guard and sneezes
C. Loses a lot of weight and becomes Subway's new spokesman
D. Is hired by the manager
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Umm...C...I guess...

After years of living and "eating fresh", Mario decides to -

A. Return to mushroom kingdom
B. Stop eating at Subway And go To MCdonalds.
C. Flatulate.
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Old 12-14-2004, 11:44 AM   #13
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C. Flatulate.

Mario farts and kills that annoying Jared guy from Subway. The cops come, and....

A) Mario turns himself in
B) A bunch of dead babies fall on the cops
C) MC Hammer
D) Mario gives the cops his syphilis
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A.

Mario is dragged off and put into their squad car. Little do the cops know that...

A) The door was unlocked
B) Mario still wasn't done flatulating
C) Tatanga was firing missiles at them
D) They were driving right towards another portal
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Old 12-24-2004, 12:47 PM   #15
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Old 12-31-2004, 04:46 PM   #16
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B!

Mario's still farting and the cops jump out of the vehicle, overwhelmed by the ass-fumes. Mario decides to drive around.

Where does he go?
A) Stalpes
B) Camelot
C) Shane's house
D) MIddle-earth
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Old 01-01-2005, 11:52 PM   #17
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A.

Mario: Ooo! Staples! *Runs inside*

Staples guy: Hello, and welcome to...phew! What is that god-awful stench?

Mario: Errrr...be right back! *He runs to the bathroom, and changes* OK, better!

Staples guy: Now what was it you needed?

Mario: Um...I need...

A. A scredriver
B. More changes of clothes
C. A million-dollar RV.
D. Staples.
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D.

"Sorry sir but we dont have that."

"MAMAMIIIIIAAA! Are u joking? Thats the name of your store!

"I'm fully aware of that sir."

Mario: A. explodes
B. punches the guy
c. runs to the cash register and steals all their money
d. Asks, "are u sure u dont have staples?"

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Old 02-08-2005, 12:09 AM   #19
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Mario ran to the cash register and took off with all their money!

"Help!" Said the Staples Man.
"I'll save you!" Jesus burst through the roof.
"Jesus! You're my hero!" The Staples Man clasped his hands together as Jesus threw a lasso at Mario.
Mario farted before the lasso got around him, shouting 'turbojets!'.

Where will our hero go now?!

A) Gondolin
B) Arby's
C) Shane's house
D) your mom
E) ....to Zanarkand
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D:My mom.

Mom:Oh Gosh!Mario!Now I'm a 1337 5933k3r!NOOO111t3h p41n11111th1s burns11OH MAN I DYIN'!!

Mario:I'm the-a epitome of the...DUMB DISEASE!!!!!!!!!

Thus,Mario spreads the dumb disease,causing trouble across the earth.

Mario shall now:
A:Stop what he has started
B:Make the 1337 5933k disease and spread it.
Cie horribly from his own disease
D:EAT TEH PANKAKE PIES!
E:Whatever the mystic Geeny(Spelling.) says.
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