Crop circles

[Minukelsus]

Are they really created by alien's? Or by man?

Has anyone looked into crop circle report's... I myself think their fake, but, I'm going to go out on a limb and keep an open mind!!! I admit I'm too uninformed to make an educated guess as to what they are!!! But I'm open to suggestion's!!! Most likely created by prankster's, though.

Anyway, does anyone care to share their view's.

[Booyakasha]

Pranks.

[Minukelsus]

^ Yes I agree, surely their hoaxes. But, many British people ( I'm a Brit!! ) still believe they were made by alien's trying to communicate with us!!! Hell, I dunno what to believe... But your right, it's mostly just a prank.

However, I will admit that 'some' look so complicated, that I have to wonder sometimes!!!

Anyway, thank's for your view!

[Metal Man]

All I know is, if aliens can only communicate with crop circles, they ain't very bright.

[Minukelsus]

^ Agreed, If extraterrestrials are truly creating crop circles, then the question remains, "why are they doing it, why bother" it's just not logical, nor does it make sense.

But of course, there are many explanations for why and how they appear, ranging from the conventional to the obscure!!!

Now, one theory that many people accept is known as the 'plama vortex theory' made naturally by the power of nature!!!

Some say they are created by some form of divine higher power.

But again I dunno what to believe. I'm not convinced!!!!

[Booyakasha]

Some say they are created by the power of Cletus and his pick-up truck, using geometrical designs crafted on his cousin/girlfriend's Spirograph.

If the saucermen actually wanted to contact us, they might try landing a few UFOs right next to the Washington Monument in broad daylight. Then do something cool to get on our good side, like blasting the alien equivelant of BTO from their ship's sound system, and using their ship-mounted laser guns to do an awesome laser light show. Those aliens would rule--no planet-conquering or rampant murder, just hanging out. "We come in peace, dudes. Hey, you guys have skee-ball, right? Sweet. My bro Skwwee-bop totally owes me five bucks--he said you would be savages, but when I scanned your radio frequencies and heard the Stones, I knew you'd be cool. Bro-grabs, dude."

[Minukelsus]

^ Oh I don't know about that. Some extremely hostile aliens would be doing the British people a BIG favour taking pot-shots at buckingham palace!!! I seriously HATE royalty almost like marmite. There all pompous pillock-headed cretins I tell ya. But yeah, I can just imagine a little "Cletus" hovering over corn fields at night in a silent spacecraft pumping out crop circles like TAKE THAT number one singles!!! I agree though. A laser show would be nice, especially over London. Maybe Cletus could establish a secret base at 10 downing street and run for primeminister? Now that would be cool!!!

[Booyakasha]

Why hate what's irrelevant? I could maybe understand hating the royals if they had any real power, but all they really have these days is a degree of privilege and wealth beyond what most people have. Getting worked up over that is too close to envy for my tastes.

[Minukelsus]

^ Yeah your right. The royals don't have power (or do they?) their just filthy rich *greedy bastards* I so envy them. But c'mon this is the 21st century, it's not like Great Britain needs a monarchy. Sure they are a major tourist attraction for this country-so I'll give'em some credit!!! I just think the monarchy should be abolished-I would prefer a republic to be honest!
I loved Diana though, nice caring lady I tell ya. As for Prince Charles, I think he's a total twat. *shakes fist*

Anyway, I think we're off topic, weren't we discussin crop circles? And Cletus?

[Mr. Ginger BALLZ]

crop circles always creeped me out but there realy cool things to think about