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[Ace Mercury]

Raynor: Heya.
Mensk: Let's take over everything.
Raynor: Okay, I guess.
Kerrigan: I'm really looking forward to it.
Raynor: You're hot.
Kerrigan: Shut up.
Duke: I'm joining you.
Protoss: We're here because the Terran campaign needs a least one Protoss fight.
Overmind: I'm in your base, stealing your Kerrigan.
Kerrigan: Oh no. Hey Mensk, can I get a ride out of here?
Mensk: No.
Kerrigan: Nooooo...
Overmind: Yayy.
Raynor: Let's ditch Mensk. He is a jerk.
Overmind: We have a new weapon. It is a secret what it is.
Infested Kerrigan: Heya. I am now awesome.
Aldaris: We're attacking you, because you suck.
Overmind: We're razing your home planet.
Aldaris: Damn. We'd better fight back.
Tassadar: Hi. Meet my friend Raynor.
Aldaris: You're under arrest.
Tassadar: WTF mate? We should get DTs.
Aldaris: No.
Tassadar: Screw you then.
Zeratul: What's up?
Tassadar: Oh no, I'm captured.
Fenix: I'm going to rescue you.
Raynor: I am bored, so I guess I will help.
Zeratul: I'll kill some cerebrates.
Aldaris: Sorry, it looks like you're cool.
Tassadar: I'll martyr myself.
Overmind: Nooooo...

Fenix: Let's escape.
Raynor: Good idea.
Raszagal: Let's beat up the Zerg.
Infested Kerrigan: Hey.
Aldaris: WTF? GTFO.
Raszagal: She's cool.
Infested Kerrigan: Let's go around space and collect crystals.
Raszagal: Okay.
Aldaris: I object.
Infested Kerrigan: I'm killing you.
Aldaris: Nooooo...
Raszagal: Let's activate the big blowing up tower to blow up the Zerg.
DuGalle: We're taking over.
Duran: I'll help.
Stukov: We have psi disrupter things.
Duran: Destroy it.
Stukov: That's a dumb idea.
DuGalle: Destroy it.
Stukov: ...
Duran: I'm killing you.
Stukov: Nooooo...
DuGalle: You suck Duran!
Duran: I'm leaving now.
DuGalle: Let's go to Char now.
Torrasque: Rahh! I'm tearing up your base because I have 800 HP !!
You: WTF? I didn't expect that.
DuGalle: Yayy, we captured the Overmind.
Infested Kerrigan: I want to take over.
Raynor: I guess I'll help.
Fenix: Me too.
Mensk: Yayy, I got Korhal back.
Infested Kerrigan: I'm killing your mans.
Duke: Nooooo...
Fenix: Nooooo...
Infested Kerrigan: I stole your Raszagal.
Zeratul: Give her back.
Raszagal: Listen to her.
Zeratul: I'm killing you instead.
Raszagal: Noooooo...
Infested Kerrigan: Ice cold, man. I'm-a let you escape.
Zeratul: Ooh, secret level.
Infested Kerrigan: I'm awesome.
Mensk: I'm attacking you.
DuGalle: I'm attacking you.
Artanis: I'm attacking you.
Infested Kerrigan: I'm the Queen Bitch of the Universe!
Mensk: Grr... I'll get you later.
Artanis: Grr... I'll get you later.
DuGalle: I surrender.

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[Kargath]

Damn you, Dominion.
What happened to Nova and Terrazine?