When Val gets bored, something good's always bound to come of it.

**Valigarmander** · 08-13-2009, 06:40 PM

So, I got bored a little while back, and decided to do this little project. Certain Pokedex descriptions always came off to me as being kinda hax (hax is the only word I can think of to describe it). So, I went through every Pokedex description in all four generations, and picked some of the ones I thought stood out the most. Then, I checked in on some actual scientific data and applied it to these descriptions and now, here's the end result, 15 different Pokemon put to the test.

Enjoy, and sorry for the hueg picturr.

Luigiman7 · 08-13-2009, 06:54 PM

Charizard, use Flamethrower!

Good jobllaaaarrrrrrrghhhhh...

***Marilink*** · 08-13-2009, 07:26 PM

This makes pokemon a whole lot scarier to me.

...awesome.

Good work, Val. You never cease to amaze me.

PONIES · 08-13-2009, 07:36 PM

i will never look at char-char the same way :/

Luigiman7 · 08-13-2009, 07:55 PM

~~4chan seems to be taking it well~~ This picture will soon be picked up and spread around the interblogs.

Jere · 02-18-2010, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal M-Word

~~4chan seems to be taking it well~~ This picture will soon be picked up and spread around the interblogs.

On it, i only want Vals A ok with it to post it, good manners to ask atleast.

***The Doctor*** · 02-18-2010, 12:05 PM

LOL Hitmonchan's descrpition, he changed to a Hitmonlee. Pokefail.

***Booyakasha*** · 02-18-2010, 12:34 PM

Is there a PokeDex entry that explains why Hitmonchan wears a little tennis skirt?

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 02-18-2010, 01:16 PM

The only one that really kinda ruins the fantasy aspect for me by going too far is Magcargo. Yeah, I can't really make an excuse for that one.

WAIT

GOKU CAN'T SURVIVE TOUCHING MAGCARGO NOOOES

**Valigarmander** · 02-18-2010, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Doctor

LOL Hitmonchan's descrpition, he changed to a Hitmonlee. Pokefail.

There's a couple errors on that sheet that I didn't notice until after I had finished.

**Valigarmander** · 04-11-2010, 05:20 AM

As it turns out, Val got bored again. Enjoy.

(shrunken down a little bit from the original size)

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 04-11-2010, 05:53 AM

So who came firs? Mew or Arceus?

Perhaps Arceus created Mew to have the DNA of all PKMN, including itself?

Rainbow Dash · 04-11-2010, 09:37 AM

i can barely read those

Jailbreaker · 04-11-2010, 10:46 AM

All awesome legends are found OUTSIDE of the Myth tier.

Kargath · 04-12-2010, 06:53 AM

Shaymin GET by =vaporotem on deviantART
oh look a shaymin

**Valigarmander** · 04-14-2010, 08:34 PM

AND THIS

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-14-2010, 10:46 PM

From that I got:
Water is overrepresented.
The evolution ratios have stayed pretty consistent.
Gen IV has stinkin' 14 legendaries!?

And remember, "I'm-a Charizard, number, well, six."

Speed · 04-15-2010, 03:19 AM

I rate this thread 5/5

Chaos Deviot · 04-15-2010, 06:04 PM

Nice charts, man. They really do help, and yes, was too many goddamn water types.

Rainbow Dash · 04-15-2010, 10:09 PM

someone linked to your first image on SA

i am astounded

08-13-2009, 06:40 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	When Val gets bored, something good's always bound to come of it. So, I got bored a little while back, and decided to do this little project. Certain Pokedex descriptions always came off to me as being kinda hax (hax is the only word I can think of to describe it). So, I went through every Pokedex description in all four generations, and picked some of the ones I thought stood out the most. Then, I checked in on some actual scientific data and applied it to these descriptions and now, here's the end result, 15 different Pokemon put to the test. Enjoy, and sorry for the hueg picturr.

08-13-2009, 06:54 PM	#2
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Charizard, use Flamethrower! Good jobllaaaarrrrrrrghhhhh... __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-13-2009, 07:55 PM	#5
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	~~4chan seems to be taking it well~~ This picture will soon be picked up and spread around the interblogs. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

04-15-2010, 06:04 PM	#19
Chaos Deviot The Betrayer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,811 Thanks: 171 Thanked 52 Times in 49 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Nice charts, man. They really do help, and yes, was too many goddamn water types. Last edited by Chaos Deviot; 04-15-2010 at 06:13 PM.

08-13-2009, 07:26 PM	#3
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	This makes pokemon a whole lot scarier to me. ...awesome. Good work, Val. You never cease to amaze me.

08-13-2009, 07:36 PM	#4
PONIES Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Griffon village Gender: Posts: 2,508 Thanks: 680 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts Blog Entries: 9	i will never look at char-char the same way :/

02-18-2010, 12:05 PM	#7
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	LOL Hitmonchan's descrpition, he changed to a Hitmonlee. Pokefail.

02-18-2010, 12:34 PM	#8
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	Is there a PokeDex entry that explains why Hitmonchan wears a little tennis skirt?

02-18-2010, 01:16 PM	#9
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	The only one that really kinda ruins the fantasy aspect for me by going too far is Magcargo. Yeah, I can't really make an excuse for that one. WAIT GOKU CAN'T SURVIVE TOUCHING MAGCARGO NOOOES

04-11-2010, 05:20 AM	#11
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	As it turns out, Val got bored again. Enjoy. (shrunken down a little bit from the original size)

04-11-2010, 05:53 AM	#12
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	So who came firs? Mew or Arceus? Perhaps Arceus created Mew to have the DNA of all PKMN, including itself?

04-11-2010, 09:37 AM	#13
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	i can barely read those

04-11-2010, 10:46 AM	#14
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	All awesome legends are found OUTSIDE of the Myth tier.

04-12-2010, 06:53 AM	#15
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	Shaymin GET by =vaporotem on deviantART oh look a shaymin

04-14-2010, 08:34 PM	#16
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	AND THIS

04-14-2010, 10:46 PM	#17
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	From that I got: Water is overrepresented. The evolution ratios have stayed pretty consistent. Gen IV has stinkin' 14 legendaries!? And remember, "I'm-a Charizard, number, well, six."

04-15-2010, 03:19 AM	#18
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I rate this thread 5/5

04-15-2010, 10:09 PM	#20
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	someone linked to your first image on SA i am astounded