You're Going to Hell Because of Pokemon

**Valigarmander** · 12-31-2009, 08:49 PM

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God save us all.

PONIES · 12-31-2009, 08:52 PM

...yep, pretty much...

SephirothKirby · 12-31-2009, 08:59 PM

I'm sad now.

ZeldaGirl · 12-31-2009, 08:59 PM

Satan takes it quite seriously, guys.

chibimod3 · 12-31-2009, 09:40 PM

That is quite possibly the coolest thing I've seen all year. I'm using that as a front against idiocy in the antigame industry. Remember guys when you turn on that game your learning to channel evil spirits to attack your enemies.

Panfan · 12-31-2009, 09:51 PM

remember when people who played D&D killed others as part of D&D!!!!!!

chibimod3 · 12-31-2009, 10:03 PM

Us gamers are going to kill each other till there are none of us left alive to buy the producers products! Its the Catholics evil plot. Or maybe the Russians.... hmmm...

1-up Salesman · 12-31-2009, 10:09 PM

Some people look at things a bit too seriously. Pokemon is not that which causes kids to kill each other over the cards, its the childrens' minds and their parents' habit of refusing to watch their children.

**Deku Trii** · 12-31-2009, 11:13 PM

My aunt once showed me a list of 10 things she prayed every day. One of them was, "Harry Potter is evil." Not even a prayer requesting God do something about it. It was like she just wanted to give him a heads-up or something.

Luigiman7 · 01-01-2010, 12:05 AM

I SHALL CHANNEL THIS POKEMONS POWER HRAAAAA

Metal Man · 01-01-2010, 12:13 AM

I'm going to stay where I live right now because of pokemon? Nooooooooo!!!!!!

Mushi · 01-01-2010, 12:22 AM

This brings back memories of my next door neighbor. He bought some pokemon cards from the ice cream truck, only to have his mother set them on fire in the front yard in a big show against satan.

lolcatholics

***Marilink*** · 01-01-2010, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Globox

lolcatholics

wow, really?

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-01-2010, 01:49 AM

Purinpuff was pretty much the worst possible picture to put up after "Satan takes this seriously." Because if there's anything Satan doesn't take seriously, it's a freaking balloon that sings lullabies.

...Heck, Satan only wishes he could've come up with something as addictive as Pokemon.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Marchie** · 01-01-2010, 11:54 AM

That was probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever watched.

**Loot** · 01-01-2010, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilink dislikes smoke

wow, really?

What, you thought he was taking a shot at Catholics? He was, uh, talking about lolcat-holics. Yeah, people who were addicted to lolcats. Oh, what a terrible fate they have.

I always imagined that people who imagined Pokemon as being Satanic imagined it as two heavily tattooed men placing pentagrams on the ground and summoning two demonic looking Pokemon using evil energy beams, then followed by gay sex. Don't... uh, don't ask.

I am nobody · 01-01-2010, 01:24 PM

Mushi · 01-01-2010, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilink dislikes smoke

wow, really?

Yes really. My neighbors were Catholic.

I was lolling at them, not Catholics as a whole, sheesh.

***Marilink*** · 01-01-2010, 05:06 PM

Okay, that's legit, but you sounded like a huge douchebag.

VG_Addict · 01-01-2010, 05:57 PM

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01-01-2010, 12:22 AM	#12
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	This brings back memories of my next door neighbor. He bought some pokemon cards from the ice cream truck, only to have his mother set them on fire in the front yard in a big show against satan. lolcatholics __________________

01-01-2010, 01:24 PM	#17
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	SATAN IS WATCHING

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12-31-2009, 08:52 PM	#2
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SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	I'm sad now.

12-31-2009, 08:59 PM	#4
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	Satan takes it quite seriously, guys.

12-31-2009, 09:40 PM	#5
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	That is quite possibly the coolest thing I've seen all year. I'm using that as a front against idiocy in the antigame industry. Remember guys when you turn on that game your learning to channel evil spirits to attack your enemies.

12-31-2009, 09:51 PM	#6
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	remember when people who played D&D killed others as part of D&D!!!!!!

12-31-2009, 10:03 PM	#7
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	Us gamers are going to kill each other till there are none of us left alive to buy the producers products! Its the Catholics evil plot. Or maybe the Russians.... hmmm...

12-31-2009, 10:09 PM	#8
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	Some people look at things a bit too seriously. Pokemon is not that which causes kids to kill each other over the cards, its the childrens' minds and their parents' habit of refusing to watch their children.

12-31-2009, 11:13 PM	#9
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	My aunt once showed me a list of 10 things she prayed every day. One of them was, "Harry Potter is evil." Not even a prayer requesting God do something about it. It was like she just wanted to give him a heads-up or something.

01-01-2010, 12:13 AM	#11
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	I'm going to stay where I live right now because of pokemon? Nooooooooo!!!!!!

01-01-2010, 01:49 AM	#14
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Purinpuff was pretty much the worst possible picture to put up after "Satan takes this seriously." Because if there's anything Satan doesn't take seriously, it's a freaking balloon that sings lullabies. ...Heck, Satan only wishes he could've come up with something as addictive as Pokemon. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-01-2010, 11:54 AM	#15
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	That was probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever watched.

01-01-2010, 05:06 PM	#19
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	Okay, that's legit, but you sounded like a huge douchebag.