Taking a deep look at evolutions

**X-3** · 05-16-2010, 10:38 PM

I've thought about some of the evolutions, and many are weird, disturbing or horrible. Which means it'll be entertaining. Warning: bad grammar to follow. Also, some examples are much better than others. (see: Blastoise versus Typhlosion)

Charmeleon->Charizard: Increases in size, changes to a lighter color, grows giant wings.
Wartortle->Blastoise: Increases in size greatly, loses hair, grows cannons out of shell.
Geodude->Graveler->Golem: A rockguy grows more arms, then...becomes a lizard-thing?
Exeggcute->Exeggutor: A pile of eggs turn into a psychic palm-tree.
Voltorb->Electrode: It flips around.
Machop->Machoke->Machamp: It grows larger, stronger and buffer, in it's quest to become champ. It chops, then when that doesn't work it starts choking people. You trade it for another fighter, and in it's great sorrow, it ingests nuclear steroids and grows two arms. It becomes a champ, but now no one will love him. Unless he has No Guard.
NEW! Doduo->Dodrio: Grows a third head.
Magikarp->Gyrados: Stops sucking. Also becomes a demon of the seas.
Dragonair->Dragonite: Turns orange, grows limbs.
Cyndaquil->Quilava->Typhlosion: Cyndaquil opens eyes. Then he learns how to stand up. Ass eventually flame free.
Remoraid->Octillery: A fish turns into an octopus. Dreams can come true.
Slugma->Magcargo: Grows a shell that is actually it's skin or something.
Shroomish->Breloom: Transforms into something much different.
Feebas->Milotic: Stops being ugly and sucking I guess.
Prinplup->Empoleon: hey look a steel penguin
Mantyke->Mantine: Fuses with a Remoraid or something.
Magnemite->Magneton->Magnezone: Bunch of Magnemite attract each other, become single entity. Their bodies are then melted down into a UFO-shape.
Rhydon->Rhyperior: Change in color and massive gain in uglyness. Loss of exterior body fat?
Togepi->Togetic->Togekiss: First, Togepi breaks out of shell, grows wings and gets more pronounced limbs. Then it...uh, becomes a total bird I guess. I'm not good at explaining this one.

Robotazy · 05-16-2010, 10:40 PM

lawl.

Luigiman7 · 05-17-2010, 04:03 PM

poor machoke ;w;

Jailbreaker · 05-17-2010, 07:06 PM

Don't question the 4th-gen evolutions. There's no reason behind them.

Like that @#!& Lickilicky.

**Marchie** · 05-17-2010, 07:33 PM

wow, I've never really thought about that before...

Robotazy · 05-17-2010, 08:02 PM

But Lickylicky is a good wall.

Makes Lickitung worth raising.

Rainbow Dash · 05-17-2010, 09:37 PM

So that's why my twenty lickitung have been snatched up like hotcakes on GTS

05-16-2010, 10:38 PM	#1
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Taking a deep look at evolutions I've thought about some of the evolutions, and many are weird, disturbing or horrible. Which means it'll be entertaining. Warning: bad grammar to follow. Also, some examples are much better than others. (see: Blastoise versus Typhlosion) Charmeleon->Charizard: Increases in size, changes to a lighter color, grows giant wings. Wartortle->Blastoise: Increases in size greatly, loses hair, grows cannons out of shell. Geodude->Graveler->Golem: A rockguy grows more arms, then...becomes a lizard-thing? Exeggcute->Exeggutor: A pile of eggs turn into a psychic palm-tree. Voltorb->Electrode: It flips around. Machop->Machoke->Machamp: It grows larger, stronger and buffer, in it's quest to become champ. It chops, then when that doesn't work it starts choking people. You trade it for another fighter, and in it's great sorrow, it ingests nuclear steroids and grows two arms. It becomes a champ, but now no one will love him. Unless he has No Guard. NEW! Doduo->Dodrio: Grows a third head. Magikarp->Gyrados: Stops sucking. Also becomes a demon of the seas. Dragonair->Dragonite: Turns orange, grows limbs. Cyndaquil->Quilava->Typhlosion: Cyndaquil opens eyes. Then he learns how to stand up. Ass eventually flame free. Remoraid->Octillery: A fish turns into an octopus. Dreams can come true. Slugma->Magcargo: Grows a shell that is actually it's skin or something. Shroomish->Breloom: Transforms into something much different. Feebas->Milotic: Stops being ugly and sucking I guess. Prinplup->Empoleon: hey look a steel penguin Mantyke->Mantine: Fuses with a Remoraid or something. Magnemite->Magneton->Magnezone: Bunch of Magnemite attract each other, become single entity. Their bodies are then melted down into a UFO-shape. Rhydon->Rhyperior: Change in color and massive gain in uglyness. Loss of exterior body fat? Togepi->Togetic->Togekiss: First, Togepi breaks out of shell, grows wings and gets more pronounced limbs. Then it...uh, becomes a total bird I guess. I'm not good at explaining this one. Last edited by X-3; 05-18-2010 at 11:01 PM.

05-17-2010, 04:03 PM	#3
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	poor machoke ;w; __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

05-16-2010, 10:40 PM	#2
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05-17-2010, 07:06 PM	#4
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	Don't question the 4th-gen evolutions. There's no reason behind them. Like that @#!& Lickilicky.

05-17-2010, 07:33 PM	#5
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	wow, I've never really thought about that before...

05-17-2010, 08:02 PM	#6
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	But Lickylicky is a good wall. Makes Lickitung worth raising.

05-17-2010, 09:37 PM	#7
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	So that's why my twenty lickitung have been snatched up like hotcakes on GTS