The Message of Mewtwo

[X-3]

At last, Mewtwo! I eagerly approached the famous legendary Pokeman, seeking to use it's power to bolster my PC Box.

Cue the usual "argh get in the ball" moments. But that isn't really important, compared to the moveset it used.
AMNESIA, POWER SWAP, GUARD SWAP, GUARD SWAP, POWER SWAP, AMNESIA, POWER SWAP, AMNESIA, GUARD SWAP, POWER SWAP, GUARD SWAP, AMNESIA, GUARD SWAP, PSYCHO CUT

Truly, a versatile, god-slaying moveset. But can you see the hidden meaning?

Amnesia: Raises Special Defense
Psycho Cut: Physical move, type Psychic
Power Swap: Swaps changes to Attack and Special Attack with foe
Guard Swap: Swaps changes to Defense and Special Defense wit foe

Mewtwo could raise it's special defense to max easily with a few Amnesias. Then it could give you this power with a simple Guard Swap. A nice taste of power. But it's worthless. Mewtwo's only attack here is a Physical Attack.

The battle will rage on, as your Pokeballs break and Mewtwo strikes back ferociously. If a Pokemon falls, another shall take it's place. The newcomer too will gain useless special defense, and will be hit by Psycho Cut.

What is the message behind this all? It's simple. You suck. Hurry up and catch Mewtwo or your Pokemon will keep getting useless free stats. Love, the Developers. Also lol, we troll you.

So, please, don't be like me. Try to get Mewtwo as quickly as you can, before your Pokemon get unrivaled Special Defense that won't help them in the least.

Spoiler Below

I eventually named him Mew.Bison